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If you see a suspicious-looking apple casually roll in...   

Right on! Thank you very kindly, Goddess Eris!

The ticket sales thing seems to be working here: https://humanteamlive.splashthat.com/

Unless it bounces you out when you check out?

Maybe see you there! 

It does, tragically. I was already planning to go but hadn't known it was a ticketed event until seeing your post here, so at least I'm more prepared than I was!

Choosing Goddess Eris as my username has proven to be quite a lot to live up to, but at least having no idea what's going on seems to fit this personal brand.

A hahaha ha haahaaaa! Looks like I'll see you in two days, bucko 

Edit: Maybe!  I didn't realize ticket sales had already closed.

I like it! Besides, your illustrations are how I found the TeamHuman.fm podcast. Great job!!!

His name is Bocce and his favorite songs are White Rabbit and Bite It, You Scum. I've inherited him from my partner's previous roommate and I love him so much!!



Here he is doing a yawn!

Yes, he can be summoned for petting with a pentagon, but don't mistake it for a pentagram or... well, you don't want to know what happens. Just don't do it.

Hey man, I don't NEED bloodsport, I just think it's a good time! I could quit whenever I wanted!

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And don't worry Jojo, I actually have plenty of people dying in my name. Every time someone blames "this chaotic world" for the death of someone while attempting to politicize that death to further their own order and agenda, my nipples get a wee bit hard.

You've seen my boobs countless times before

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Every time you log into the PD forums.

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You guys are my favorite boobs!

Note that at the moment of termination, you ought to shout "THIS IS FOR EEEEEER-RICKY-RICKY-ROW-RICKY-RICKY-RIH-EEEEEEESSSSSS!!!" like, battle cry style. It helps the soul juice get all up ins ya Goddess

It's pronounced "Eeeeeer-ricky-ricky-row-ricky-ricky-rih-essssss" and as for that other nutjob... I dunno, go on a killing spree in My name or something? It's not really my vibe but Kek's been getting all that bloodshed lately, maybe there's something to it.

HELLO MY CHILDREN

It seems like a good enough time as any to stir up more trouble—what towers are tumbling lately?

Incidentally, I'd like to clear up a common misconception... I wasn't jealous of not being invited to that lame party, because I totally crashed it anyway. They knew they couldn't keep me out! But anyway, these sticks in the mud are "afraid" of "me" when I'm "drunk"... so I snuck a boozed-up apple in the dang thang. It was clearly labelled FOR ME, but then these petty hussies assume it's a contest. Anyway, at that point they'd completely stopped paying attention to the libations table, and I had a nice show on my hands. I'd love to say I planned it, but really, I'm a go-with-the-flow kind of Goddess.

Pope Pelvis Flirtini without Pope Pelvis Flirtini, it's much funnier. Try removing yourself from all of your comedic attempts!

Yuck


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