Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 08:15:55 AM

Title: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 08:15:55 AM
  Behold Brethren.. Fleshy.. sweat covered, ugly, little, ugh don't look at me with those fat eyes. Yes, I mean you! Reading my words; Eye-balling my letters. With that orb of grease you call an optical organ. This is by far the grossest group ye.... Oh, that wasn't a thought.

**That's better. God look at them. At least they can't read this now. Giving me THEIR crackling prepubescent voice in that hollow skull of theirs as they read my golden thoughts.. well as they read me. Oh...oh god look at that one with the mole. Did I use to look like that? hhh just be polite just .. dont look in their eyes!! THEY EAT YOUR SOUL**

  Heyy : ) HIIIIIIiii.. um... you guys.. your something special. Your. You sure are somthin'. 
uhhh...
  My name is Tupac L. Porker. I was once a member years ago under some other name until I was tragically killed by Theoretical Jesus
for the sake of inspiring a slightly mediocre short story by Stephen King about, you guessed it, a boy who was tragically killed by
Theoretical Jesus for the sake of inspiring a slightly mediocre short story by Stephen King about a boy who was tragically killed by
Theoretical Jesus for the sake of inspiring a slightly mediocre short story by Stephen King about.  Now I live in the hearts and minds of today's youth, which apparently resides souly on the internet. And now I communicate to you from beyond the grave.



..sup
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Faust on June 15, 2012, 08:24:45 AM
*Shepards crook slowly comes across the stage before yanking you off *
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 08:31:01 AM
Why are there Shepherds backstage?
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 15, 2012, 08:36:06 AM
Quote from: Faust on June 15, 2012, 08:24:45 AM
*Shepards crook slowly comes across the stage before yanking you off *

A mo chara, who teh fuck is this spag?
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 08:44:15 AM
I know! This guy. pshh wtf is that all about.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 15, 2012, 08:48:45 AM
Sure, dude.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 08:51:24 AM
You guys have the sense of humor of a wombat. What do you go around all day "Hey, hows it going"?
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Faust on June 15, 2012, 08:57:34 AM
Quote from: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 08:31:01 AM
Why are there Shepherds backstage?

There are always Shepard's behind the scenes.

*ominous pretensions*
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 15, 2012, 09:02:04 AM
Ok...
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 09:05:55 AM
Quote from: Faust on June 15, 2012, 08:57:34 AM
Quote from: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 08:31:01 AM
Why are there Shepherds backstage?

There are always Shepard's behind the scenes.

*ominous pretensions*

Everyone needs an understudy. They're just waiting for the aids to kills us out to take over. Its like some sort of god awful zombie apocalypse except with straw hats and colloquialisms.
That or goats
(http://generaldisdain.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/helleye.jpg)
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Faust on June 15, 2012, 09:08:41 AM
goats see
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 09:09:48 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 15, 2012, 09:02:04 AM
Ok...
Couldn't tell if you were speaking Chinese or insulting me so I took the more paranoid option.
unless your confusion is a continued insult as in "Ok..what is wrong with these people" if so I admire your persistence. 

and you betta watch yourself
(http://generaldisdain.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/helleye.jpg)
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 09:12:08 AM
Quote from: Faust on June 15, 2012, 09:08:41 AM
goats see
They also hear. they hear your hopes and dreams. They write them down so later
they can crush them.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 15, 2012, 09:13:38 AM
I don't speak any non-European languages, and I only speak one fluently.

My ok was I don't understand what the hell is going on?
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 09:16:44 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 15, 2012, 09:13:38 AM
I don't speak any non-European languages, and I only speak one fluently.

My ok was I don't understand what the hell is going on?

My introduction was a joke. The current conversation is serendipitous, except for the part where I explain the conversation in the conversation. That makes it more linear I think. of course comparing a conversation to a line is abstract soo.. It is probably safe to say there is no conversation as abstract things do not exist.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 15, 2012, 09:21:47 AM
I... will come back to this later.

Twid,
going to sleep
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 09:23:45 AM
K, I'll be there In a second. I must write my memoirs before the Shepherds attack.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Pæs on June 15, 2012, 09:27:20 AM
Hello new person.

Are you interesting behind the nonsense or is this all there is to you?
There are plenty of Discordians who apply disorder to their conversations at the cost of being coherent. Unsurprisingly, nobody likes talking to them.

Would you like to introduce yourself the way you would introduce yourself in person, only without your real name, if you prefer?
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Placid Dingo on June 15, 2012, 09:38:22 AM
Hey, how's it going.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 09:38:48 AM
I rather thought that was coherent in a subtextual type way. I wrote out all trains of thought. Of course that's like saying some people only talk words so people don't generally like being around them. If you don't look at the content then there's just no use. You follow? It's the journey not the point of the conversation type thing... Well, I think we all learned something about ourselves today.


If you want a more direct answer:
I'm Male. I enjoy animating and other creative activities. I play portal and other puzzles games. I have various fandoms (none to the creepy fan girl level) I lead a studio group. I hate Skrillix and am afraid of small, clustered, naturally occurring holes.


Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 09:43:00 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on June 15, 2012, 09:38:22 AM
Hey, how's it going.


sup dawg. I'm good, but more importantly how are you?
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Triple Zero on June 15, 2012, 10:00:02 AM
Quote from: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 09:38:48 AM
I rather thought that was coherent in a subtextual type way. I wrote out all trains of thought. Of course that's like saying some people only talk words so people don't generally like being around them. If you don't look at the content then there's just no use. You follow? It's the journey not the point of the conversation type thing... Well, I think we all learned something about ourselves today.


If you want a more direct answer:
I'm Male. I enjoy animating and other creative activities. I play portal and other puzzles games. I have various fandoms (none to the creepy fan girl level) I lead a studio group. I hate Skrillix and am afraid of small, clustered, naturally occurring holes.


This one's not zany enough. Throw him back.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 15, 2012, 11:27:41 AM
Jesus cat-raping Christ!
:facepalm:
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Placid Dingo on June 15, 2012, 11:36:03 AM
Quote from: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 09:43:00 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on June 15, 2012, 09:38:22 AM
Hey, how's it going.


sup dawg. I'm good, but more importantly how are you?

Yeah. Doing well but ready to be on holidays.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on June 15, 2012, 12:59:32 PM
Quote from: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 09:38:48 AM
I rather thought that was coherent in a subtextual type way. I wrote out all trains of thought. Of course that's like saying some people only talk words so people don't generally like being around them. If you don't look at the content then there's just no use. You follow? It's the journey not the point of the conversation type thing... Well, I think we all learned something about ourselves today.


If you want a more direct answer:
I'm Male. I enjoy animating and other creative activities. I play portal and other puzzles games. I have various fandoms (none to the creepy fan girl level) I lead a studio group. I hate Skrillix and am afraid of small, clustered, naturally occurring holes.

What do you mean by "creepy fan girl level?"
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 15, 2012, 01:07:54 PM
Quote from: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 09:38:48 AMI hate Skrillix



Well, you can't be all bad then. Welcome aboard, unless it turns out your previous incarnation was someone I hated.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 15, 2012, 01:11:36 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 15, 2012, 12:59:32 PM
Quote from: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 09:38:48 AM
I rather thought that was coherent in a subtextual type way. I wrote out all trains of thought. Of course that's like saying some people only talk words so people don't generally like being around them. If you don't look at the content then there's just no use. You follow? It's the journey not the point of the conversation type thing... Well, I think we all learned something about ourselves today.


If you want a more direct answer:
I'm Male. I enjoy animating and other creative activities. I play portal and other puzzles games. I have various fandoms (none to the creepy fan girl level) I lead a studio group. I hate Skrillix and am afraid of small, clustered, naturally occurring holes.

What do you mean by "creepy fan girl level?"

I assume he means furries, cosplayers, and people who masturbate to anime.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 01:52:54 PM
Quote from: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 08:51:24 AM
You guys have the sense of humor of a wombat. What do you go around all day "Hey, hows it going"?

No, sir, we wait patiently for people to come along, ignore the introduction thread, and post a full page of RAW-esque jabberings.  Again.  For the millionth time.  Then we all sit around and applaud.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 01:55:06 PM
Quote from: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 09:38:48 AM
I rather thought that was coherent in a subtextual type way.

I looked under the text, and it's still gibberish.

Quote from: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 09:38:48 AM
Well, I think we all learned something about ourselves today.

Yes.  I learned just this morning that I can shit my own body weight, out of my arse.  I learned that you can do the same thing with your keyboard.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 04:31:18 PM
Also, if you lack the stones to say who you were, I will just assume that you're AKK.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: AFK on June 15, 2012, 04:35:18 PM
I'm going with Merlin of Chaos because I'm feeling particilarly nostalgic today.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 04:44:42 PM
Quote from: The Bad Reverend What's-His-Name! on June 15, 2012, 04:35:18 PM
I'm going with Merlin of Chaos

Smells like it, that's for sure.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 15, 2012, 04:50:27 PM
I dont think ive heard of that one...
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 04:52:49 PM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 15, 2012, 04:50:27 PM
I dont think ive heard of that one...

Pinealist back in 2004/2005 (also known as "the Eric days"), who tried valiantly to save Discordia from Roger.

Also, it could in fact be Eric, who was a pedophile who spent most of his time trying to hook up with Medeo's 9 year old sister and was in fact the reason Medeo left the board.

ETA:  Eric had a series of monikers, including Rupert Giles and (I think) Great Teacher Largo.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 15, 2012, 04:58:53 PM
Jesus christ...
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 05:00:28 PM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 15, 2012, 04:58:53 PM
Jesus christ...

Yeah, this was back in the day, when Lauren and the mods (Hugh, Malaul, Bella, etc) banned me for being "too chaotic", but wouldn't ban Eric because he flirted with Malaul.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 15, 2012, 05:59:33 PM
But this one is so zany!

So very uniquely zany!
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 15, 2012, 06:00:27 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 15, 2012, 05:59:33 PM
But this one is so zany!

So very uniquely zany!

Fixt that for ya
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 15, 2012, 06:05:28 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 15, 2012, 06:00:27 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 15, 2012, 05:59:33 PM
But this one is so zany!

So very uniquely zany!

Fixt that for ya

Why cross out the sarcasm completely sincere appreciation of special snowflake zaniness?  :sad:
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 08:32:26 PM
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 01:52:54 PM
Quote from: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 08:51:24 AM
You guys have the sense of humor of a wombat. What do you go around all day "Hey, hows it going"?

No, sir, we wait patiently for people to come along, ignore the introduction thread, and post a full page of RAW-esque jabberings.  Again.  For the millionth time.  Then we all sit around and applaud.

My bad, I didn't see it with my tiredness.

I was Skoth back in like 2008. I don't think I posted anything very memorable.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 08:33:05 PM
Quote from: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 08:32:26 PM
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 01:52:54 PM
Quote from: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 08:51:24 AM
You guys have the sense of humor of a wombat. What do you go around all day "Hey, hows it going"?

No, sir, we wait patiently for people to come along, ignore the introduction thread, and post a full page of RAW-esque jabberings.  Again.  For the millionth time.  Then we all sit around and applaud.

My bad, I didn't see it with my tiredness.

I was Skoth back in like 2008. I don't think I posted anything very memorable.

Well, I'm glad to see that you're upholding that fine tradition, sir.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 08:35:06 PM
I'm nothing if not a traditionalist.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 08:36:23 PM
Quote from: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 08:51:24 AM
What do you go around all day "Hey, hows it going"?

Also, you'll never really know unless you look, right?
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: AFK on June 15, 2012, 08:37:07 PM
Skoth?  Yeah, not ringing a bell.  Were you like hangong out in the haiku thread?   :lulz:
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 08:40:52 PM
Just checked.  We never had a Skoth.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 08:44:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 08:36:23 PM
Quote from: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 08:51:24 AM
What do you go around all day "Hey, hows it going"?

Also, you'll never really know unless you look, right?
I was trying show the introduction was a joke and not an attempt to start an RP.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 08:40:52 PM
Just checked.  We never had a Skoth.
I just changed my name yesterday.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Tupac L. Porker on June 15, 2012, 08:45:58 PM
Quote from: The Bad Reverend What's-His-Name! on June 15, 2012, 08:37:07 PM
Skoth?  Yeah, not ringing a bell.  Were you like hangong out in the haiku thread?   :lulz:

Mostly Recipes. I posted one kick ass one for ginger bread men.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Kai on June 15, 2012, 09:16:13 PM
You're either serious, or trolling. Either way I'm not interested.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Freeky on June 16, 2012, 12:38:57 AM
Probably starting out RPesque didn't help your case any, good sir, nor did the insults which weren't quite ver the top enough to not come off shallow and boring.  Too late now, but there's a saying here at PD:

"If you don't like the bashing you're getting in this thread, go find another one and contribute meaningfully."

Welcome.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 16, 2012, 01:34:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 08:40:52 PM
Just checked.  We never had a Skoth.

This account was registered in April 2009, but his first post was yesterday. Interesting.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 16, 2012, 01:43:37 AM
I can't see how he's caused any harm, and he doesn't appear to be one of the bad old folks. Might as well not tear him apart for a couple of slighty zany/pinealist posts.

I mean, we do still let people get their feet wet before we cut them off at the knees, right?
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 01:51:57 AM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on June 16, 2012, 01:43:37 AM
I can't see how he's caused any harm, and he doesn't appear to be one of the bad old folks. Might as well not tear him apart for a couple of slighty zany/pinealist posts.

I mean, we do still let people get their feet wet before we cut them off at the knees, right?

You know, sometimes I almost suspect that you aren't serious about Saturday night.  At least not the way Ghaddafy was.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 16, 2012, 01:53:42 AM
I'm in favor of this. But I also kind of don't get the part where he says he's some guy from 2008 or whatever.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 01:54:24 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 16, 2012, 01:53:42 AM
I'm in favor of this. But I also kind of don't get the part where he says he's some guy from 2008 or whatever.

Goddamn cheap Chinese time machines.   :argh!:
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Tupac L. Porker on June 16, 2012, 03:19:11 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 16, 2012, 12:38:57 AM
Probably starting out RPesque didn't help your case any, good sir, nor did the insults which weren't quite ver the top enough to not come off shallow and boring.

I typically only mean 10% of what I say 90% of the time. No one could have known that though.


Thanks for all of the welcomes.
Since we've reached a fine resolution I'm going to retrofit this thread into a connect four game now:

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Your move
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 03:20:29 AM
Quote from: Tupac L. Porker on June 16, 2012, 03:19:11 AM


I typically only mean 10% of what I say 90% of the time.

Good to know.

Quote from: Tupac L. Porker on June 16, 2012, 03:19:11 AM
No one could have known that though.



In equally startling news, nobody cares.

Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Tupac L. Porker on June 16, 2012, 03:23:19 AM
You sir, are playing this game wrong. Your smack talk is all off.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 03:28:55 AM
Quote from: Tupac L. Porker on June 16, 2012, 03:23:19 AM
You sir, are playing this game wrong. Your smack talk is all off.

What smack talk?  I'm on my fucking best behavior, here.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 03:29:44 AM
Although I am not sure why I'm bothering, for some geek who won't post or even read outside of his vanity intro thread.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Tupac L. Porker on June 16, 2012, 03:38:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 03:29:44 AM
Although I am not sure why I'm bothering, for some geek who won't post or even read outside of his vanity intro thread.

I'm starting to surcomb  to the strange realisation that you don't like me.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 03:42:04 AM
Quote from: Tupac L. Porker on June 16, 2012, 03:38:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 03:29:44 AM
Although I am not sure why I'm bothering, for some geek who won't post or even read outside of his vanity intro thread.

I'm starting to surcomb  to the strange realisation that you don't like me.

You, sir, are a Goddamn GENIUS.  You should have been a fucking ROCKET SCIENTIST. 

But don't get a big head over it.  I don't like most people, because they never know when to SHUT UP, and they make NO SENSE.  Especially when they're special snowflakes who can't be pedestrian enough to post in the fucking INTROS thread, and can't pull their ego out of their asshole long enough to do ANYTHING BUT POST IN THEIR OWN VANITY THREAD.

And it's "succumb".  Dumbass.

Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Tupac L. Porker on June 16, 2012, 03:45:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 03:42:04 AM
Quote from: Tupac L. Porker on June 16, 2012, 03:38:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 03:29:44 AM
Although I am not sure why I'm bothering, for some geek who won't post or even read outside of his vanity intro thread.

I'm starting to surcomb  to the strange realisation that you don't like me.

You, sir, are a Goddamn GENIUS.  You should have been a fucking ROCKET SCIENTIST. 

But don't get a big head over it.  I don't like most people, because they never know when to SHUT UP, and they make NO SENSE.  Especially when they're special snowflakes who can't be pedestrian enough to post in the fucking INTROS thread, and can't pull their ego out of their asshole long enough to do ANYTHING BUT POST IN THEIR OWN VANITY THREAD.

And it's "succumb".  Dumbass.

I think we will be good freinds.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 03:48:59 AM
Quote from: Tupac L. Porker on June 16, 2012, 03:45:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 03:42:04 AM
Quote from: Tupac L. Porker on June 16, 2012, 03:38:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 03:29:44 AM
Although I am not sure why I'm bothering, for some geek who won't post or even read outside of his vanity intro thread.

I'm starting to surcomb  to the strange realisation that you don't like me.

You, sir, are a Goddamn GENIUS.  You should have been a fucking ROCKET SCIENTIST. 

But don't get a big head over it.  I don't like most people, because they never know when to SHUT UP, and they make NO SENSE.  Especially when they're special snowflakes who can't be pedestrian enough to post in the fucking INTROS thread, and can't pull their ego out of their asshole long enough to do ANYTHING BUT POST IN THEIR OWN VANITY THREAD.

And it's "succumb".  Dumbass.

I think we will be good freinds.

Oh, yeah.  We can take long showers together and walk on the beach stomping piss-crabs.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Freeky on June 16, 2012, 03:49:54 AM
 :kingmeh: Oh well.  Someone alert me when this guy starts being interesting.  I have a date with my scroll button.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Johnny on June 16, 2012, 03:50:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 03:48:59 AM
Quote from: Tupac L. Porker on June 16, 2012, 03:45:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 03:42:04 AM
Quote from: Tupac L. Porker on June 16, 2012, 03:38:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 03:29:44 AM
Although I am not sure why I'm bothering, for some geek who won't post or even read outside of his vanity intro thread.

I'm starting to surcomb  to the strange realisation that you don't like me.

You, sir, are a Goddamn GENIUS.  You should have been a fucking ROCKET SCIENTIST. 

But don't get a big head over it.  I don't like most people, because they never know when to SHUT UP, and they make NO SENSE.  Especially when they're special snowflakes who can't be pedestrian enough to post in the fucking INTROS thread, and can't pull their ego out of their asshole long enough to do ANYTHING BUT POST IN THEIR OWN VANITY THREAD.

And it's "succumb".  Dumbass.

I think we will be good freinds.

Oh, yeah.  We can take long showers together and walk on the beach stomping piss-crabs.

:whack:
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 16, 2012, 08:42:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 03:29:44 AM
Although I am not sure why I'm bothering, for some geek who won't post or even read outside of his vanity intro thread.

I have observed that vanity threads are the best predictor of troll.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Epimetheus on June 16, 2012, 08:57:08 AM
PORKERRRRR!!!!

Hey man! How's it hangin? Fling flangin? Drip drop with the loose flip on top? Straight up the monkey bars with five of your friends? Yeah, I know how it goes down. Porker goes "up", strangles three, two come "down" HARd, wailing about "oh he's gone off the deep"... Porker climbs down, foamin' at the mouth.

PROKERRRRRR!
How's it flowin' my bro? How's that cleat treat been sweetin' ya? Blank out on the runaround, huh? Yeah, I bet fifty strips of tin couldn't take the taste of sardine outta your mouth after that.
Strange how the sun sets right there, right where we left it last time.
Blank out on the runaround, for sure, though.


PORKERRRRRR!
First name Tupac, right? I wonder the L's full length. Bit tired for the third time around, eh? Cheap date, they say, but then, the wind's always slow for the green treader. Thirty years ago NO ONE, I tell you, NO ONE, would have tried that shit. But hey, the cannon's hanker for panker, as they yawn about sooo often. frankly, i can't waste 'em.

Porker, in conclusion, there are myriad ways in which the aftermath of World War I in Germany set the stage for World War II, including the governmental exodus of all of the "Ratten" rodent-people, the return of the 2nd-wave Martians and Greys in their ships, and the institutionalized persecution of fully-bearded women.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 16, 2012, 09:01:23 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 16, 2012, 08:42:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 03:29:44 AM
Although I am not sure why I'm bothering, for some geek who won't post or even read outside of his vanity intro thread.

I have observed that vanity threads are the best predictor of troll.

That, and signing up and then taking years to post. 

So whose alt is this?
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Faust on June 16, 2012, 10:10:22 AM
Lets all make baseless accusations against the only new blood the site has had in months, that's bound to turn things around.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: 00.dusk on June 16, 2012, 10:17:06 AM
Quote from: Faust on June 16, 2012, 10:10:22 AM
Lets all make baseless accusations against the only new blood the site has had in months, that's bound to turn things around.

Let's not be reasonable or anything now.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Tupac L. Porker on June 16, 2012, 05:38:00 PM
O.o I just wanted a nice game of connect four.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Don Coyote on June 16, 2012, 06:00:15 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 16, 2012, 10:58:53 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 16, 2012, 10:10:22 AM
Lets all make baseless accusations against the only new blood the site has had in months, that's bound to turn things around.

Here we go again.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Placid Dingo on June 16, 2012, 11:25:45 PM
Ok, I admit it, I'm actually Tupac.


















I'm also Nigel.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 16, 2012, 11:39:08 PM
 :eek:
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Tupac L. Porker on June 16, 2012, 11:51:10 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on June 16, 2012, 11:25:45 PM
Ok, I admit it, I'm actually Tupac.

It's true. Look I can make him say anything I want.

Flying monkey balls! 911 never happen!rfdvhj
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Phox on June 17, 2012, 12:39:28 AM
Okay,  let's not get out of hand here. Besides, Tupac is Snake-Man. And we all know that I am actually Snake-Man. So, I guess that makes me Dingo and also Nigel. SWEEET.   :magick:

In all seriousness, however, Mr./Ms. Tupac, I would suggest that you simply stop posting in this thread altogether, let all the old timers shoot it out with each other without your commentary, read up on some of the threads around, here, and start a conversation in one you like.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Faust on June 17, 2012, 12:51:24 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 16, 2012, 10:58:53 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 16, 2012, 10:10:22 AM
Lets all make baseless accusations against the only new blood the site has had in months, that's bound to turn things around.

Here we go again.
If I cared anymore I would have put in more then a glib one liner.  It would be nice to not accuse someone of being an alt for once though.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 17, 2012, 01:21:07 AM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 12:51:24 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 16, 2012, 10:58:53 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 16, 2012, 10:10:22 AM
Lets all make baseless accusations against the only new blood the site has had in months, that's bound to turn things around.

Here we go again.
If I cared anymore I would have put in more then a glib one liner.  It would be nice to not accuse someone of being an alt for once though.

IT'S A TRADITION! :crankey:
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Faust on June 17, 2012, 09:57:31 AM
Well that is true, but it's also a such a cheesy cliché, not one you just see here at PD but every forum.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 17, 2012, 10:10:21 AM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 09:57:31 AM
Well that is true, but it's also a such a cheesy cliché, not one you just see here at PD but every forum.

I... I don't know what to say. I always assumed that's why people were so blatantly ridiculous about it? Isn't it a joke? I mean, I got the exact same thing when I showed up, and have seen every single new person since me receive the same treatment, sometimes being accused of being five different regular users' alts at once, so I always just thought it was a tongue-in-cheek hazing ritual.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Faust on June 17, 2012, 01:26:26 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 17, 2012, 10:10:21 AM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 09:57:31 AM
Well that is true, but it's also a such a cheesy cliché, not one you just see here at PD but every forum.

I... I don't know what to say. I always assumed that's why people were so blatantly ridiculous about it? Isn't it a joke? I mean, I got the exact same thing when I showed up, and have seen every single new person since me receive the same treatment, sometimes being accused of being five different regular users' alts at once, so I always just thought it was a tongue-in-cheek hazing ritual.

So its all a joke when ten people do it and then someone pm's me to check their IP address which has happened at least two or three times in the last year, which means I'm probably not the only admin who gets those.

Great Joke, lots of thrills, will enjoy seeing it again.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: AFK on June 17, 2012, 01:31:10 PM
Not to mention that it isn't very logical.  I mean, there are plenty of idiots who use the internet, it isn't very far fetched that we are getting unique individual idiots as opposed to the same two or three. 
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Faust on June 17, 2012, 01:39:56 PM
Quote from: The Bad Reverend What's-His-Name! on June 17, 2012, 01:31:10 PM
Not to mention that it isn't very logical.  I mean, there are plenty of idiots who use the internet, it isn't very far fetched that we are getting unique individual idiots as opposed to the same two or three.

No you don't get the joke, we ironically decide they are past users and ironically give them shit for it.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 17, 2012, 03:29:42 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 16, 2012, 10:58:53 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 16, 2012, 10:10:22 AM
Lets all make baseless accusations against the only new blood the site has had in months, that's bound to turn things around.

Here we go again.

Faust is absolutely right, though. Of course we're going to attract a fair amount of ZANY PINEALISTS. We're friggin' PrincipiaDiscordia.com. A fair amount of US were ZANY PINEALISTS when we first showed up. So do we immediately jump on those people and shit all over them and make them not want to come back and learn things and broaden their understanding of what discordia can mean? I don't see how that's at all productive, unless we've decided that we want this forum to be a clique of the same dozen or so posters all the time. And for fuck's sake, it's not like it hurts you or costs you anything to put up with a little bit of that for however long it takes to determine whether we have a new and potentially intelligent poster who might end up being a worthwhile contributor or whether they're just a useless idiot.

Wait, I have an idea! What if we gave new posters 50 posts before we jump down their throat? I bet that would work great!
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: 00.dusk on June 17, 2012, 05:43:27 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on June 17, 2012, 03:29:42 PM
Faust is absolutely right, though. Of course we're going to attract a fair amount of ZANY PINEALISTS. We're friggin' PrincipiaDiscordia.com. A fair amount of US were ZANY PINEALISTS when we first showed up. So do we immediately jump on those people and shit all over them and make them not want to come back and learn things and broaden their understanding of what discordia can mean? I don't see how that's at all productive, unless we've decided that we want this forum to be a clique of the same dozen or so posters all the time. And for fuck's sake, it's not like it hurts you or costs you anything to put up with a little bit of that for however long it takes to determine whether we have a new and potentially intelligent poster who might end up being a worthwhile contributor or whether they're just a useless idiot.

Wait, I have an idea! What if we gave new posters 50 posts before we jump down their throat? I bet that would work great!

UNHEARD OF
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 17, 2012, 06:21:14 PM
Oh christ, fuck you. You want your board to be an uptight wasteland of LOL23FNORD and fragile flowers who can't fucking camp on rocky ground? Fine. Keep on shitting down the necks of the few regular posters you still have. Got to fucking town.

Assholes.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 17, 2012, 06:23:42 PM
Gotta expand your audience and be all SHINY. Maybe if you keep it up long enough, this board can be just like EB&G, lol! Or 23ae.

Naw, it can't be ANYTHING OTHER than that the Wrong Side of the Tracks crew are DRIVING EVERYBODY AWAY, right?

:boring:
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:32:17 PM
So what happened to it being a joke? Now it's that they can't  handle "rocky ground".

Curious how quickly that turned around. Sorry for shitting down your neck by Calling people out on monkey behaviour. I'll never question your sense of entitlement to make baseless accusations against people again.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 17, 2012, 06:37:47 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:32:17 PM
So what happened to it being a joke? Now it's that they can't  handle "rocky ground".

Curious how quickly that turned around. Sorry for shitting down your neck by Calling people out on monkey behaviour. I'll never question your sense of entitlement to make baseless accusations against people again.

I said it was a hazing ritual, you useless, pole-assed fancyboy. Over the top. But what the fuck ever; you're going to pull the same routine you always pull, and in a month you'll be doing your usual BAWWW ROGER I WAS WRONG SAVE US you always do.

Your level of contribution/participation on the board has pretty much always been nothing more than bitching about it when you don't like what other people are posting, which makes you pretty hard to take seriously. So, fuck off.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:40:20 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 17, 2012, 06:37:47 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:32:17 PM
So what happened to it being a joke? Now it's that they can't  handle "rocky ground".

Curious how quickly that turned around. Sorry for shitting down your neck by Calling people out on monkey behaviour. I'll never question your sense of entitlement to make baseless accusations against people again.

I said it was a hazing ritual, you useless, pole-assed fancyboy. Over the top. But what the fuck ever; you're going to pull the same routine you always pull, and in a month you'll be doing your usual BAWWW ROGER I WAS WRONG SAVE US you always do.

Your level of contribution/participation on the board has pretty much always been nothing more than bitching about it when you don't like what other people are posting, which makes you pretty hard to take seriously. So, fuck off.

Hahaha, touched a nerve?
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 17, 2012, 06:46:07 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:40:20 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 17, 2012, 06:37:47 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:32:17 PM
So what happened to it being a joke? Now it's that they can't  handle "rocky ground".

Curious how quickly that turned around. Sorry for shitting down your neck by Calling people out on monkey behaviour. I'll never question your sense of entitlement to make baseless accusations against people again.

I said it was a hazing ritual, you useless, pole-assed fancyboy. Over the top. But what the fuck ever; you're going to pull the same routine you always pull, and in a month you'll be doing your usual BAWWW ROGER I WAS WRONG SAVE US you always do.

Your level of contribution/participation on the board has pretty much always been nothing more than bitching about it when you don't like what other people are posting, which makes you pretty hard to take seriously. So, fuck off.

Hahaha, touched a nerve?

No, why would it?

But every six months or so your bipolar disorder or something swings around, and you go all Little Lord Fauntleroy and start Miss Manners sniping all over the fuck about how certain people are driving away all the new users and ruining the board. It's old, and starting to be as predictable as Equinox.

Go fucking pop a Xanax or something.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2012, 06:49:50 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 16, 2012, 10:10:22 AM
Lets all make baseless accusations against the only new blood the site has had in months, that's bound to turn things around.

We're bad fucking people, and we can't help ourselves.  It's like stomping on kittens or throwing hamsters into traffic off the overpass.  We MUST do it, and we're ALWAYS wrong.  I mean, here's Tupac, chugging right along on his vanity thread in which he
claims to be the living dead, etc, and we jump all over his shit.  Who does THAT?

Not quality people, I'll tell you that.  No, just the unwashed savages from over the tracks.  Someone DO something.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:51:03 PM
Pretty typical of you Nigel, if back peddling doesn't work you make attempts at the personal attacks. For what purpose. Do you think everyone would get confused and forget what we were talking about? So it's not a joke because people take it seriously, next it's hazing though I fail to see what part of getting called an alt is hazing. It's still not adding up.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2012, 06:52:06 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:40:20 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 17, 2012, 06:37:47 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:32:17 PM
So what happened to it being a joke? Now it's that they can't  handle "rocky ground".

Curious how quickly that turned around. Sorry for shitting down your neck by Calling people out on monkey behaviour. I'll never question your sense of entitlement to make baseless accusations against people again.

I said it was a hazing ritual, you useless, pole-assed fancyboy. Over the top. But what the fuck ever; you're going to pull the same routine you always pull, and in a month you'll be doing your usual BAWWW ROGER I WAS WRONG SAVE US you always do.

Your level of contribution/participation on the board has pretty much always been nothing more than bitching about it when you don't like what other people are posting, which makes you pretty hard to take seriously. So, fuck off.

Hahaha, touched a nerve?

Oh.  Is this what this has all been about?

:kingmeh:

That's fucking great, Faust.  Fucking AWESOME.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2012, 06:52:42 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:51:03 PM
Pretty typical of you, if back peddling doesn't work you make attempts at the personal attacks. For what purpose. Do you think everyone would get confused and forget what we were talking about? So it's not a joke because people take it seriously, next it's hazing though I fail to see what part of getting called an alt is hazing. It's still not adding up.

Someone let me know when the Paladins are done punishing the peasants, M'kay?
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:53:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2012, 06:52:06 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:40:20 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 17, 2012, 06:37:47 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:32:17 PM
So what happened to it being a joke? Now it's that they can't  handle "rocky ground".

Curious how quickly that turned around. Sorry for shitting down your neck by Calling people out on monkey behaviour. I'll never question your sense of entitlement to make baseless accusations against people again.

I said it was a hazing ritual, you useless, pole-assed fancyboy. Over the top. But what the fuck ever; you're going to pull the same routine you always pull, and in a month you'll be doing your usual BAWWW ROGER I WAS WRONG SAVE US you always do.

Your level of contribution/participation on the board has pretty much always been nothing more than bitching about it when you don't like what other people are posting, which makes you pretty hard to take seriously. So, fuck off.

Hahaha, touched a nerve?

Oh.  Is this what this has all been about?

:kingmeh:

That's fucking great, Faust.  Fucking AWESOME.
No I'm as baffled as you as I what this has to do with the issue at hand.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 17, 2012, 06:54:35 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:51:03 PM
Pretty typical of you Nigel, if back peddling doesn't work you make attempts at the personal attacks. For what purpose. Do you think everyone would get confused and forget what we were talking about? So it's not a joke because people take it seriously, next it's hazing though I fail to see what part of getting called an alt is hazing. It's still not adding up.

Touched a nerve?
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:55:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2012, 06:52:42 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:51:03 PM
Pretty typical of you, if back peddling doesn't work you make attempts at the personal attacks. For what purpose. Do you think everyone would get confused and forget what we were talking about? So it's not a joke because people take it seriously, next it's hazing though I fail to see what part of getting called an alt is hazing. It's still not adding up.

Someone let me know when the Paladins are done punishing the peasants, M'kay?
Yeah, paladins for questioning behaviour. Awesome.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2012, 06:55:45 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:53:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2012, 06:52:06 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:40:20 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 17, 2012, 06:37:47 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:32:17 PM
So what happened to it being a joke? Now it's that they can't  handle "rocky ground".

Curious how quickly that turned around. Sorry for shitting down your neck by Calling people out on monkey behaviour. I'll never question your sense of entitlement to make baseless accusations against people again.

I said it was a hazing ritual, you useless, pole-assed fancyboy. Over the top. But what the fuck ever; you're going to pull the same routine you always pull, and in a month you'll be doing your usual BAWWW ROGER I WAS WRONG SAVE US you always do.

Your level of contribution/participation on the board has pretty much always been nothing more than bitching about it when you don't like what other people are posting, which makes you pretty hard to take seriously. So, fuck off.

Hahaha, touched a nerve?

Oh.  Is this what this has all been about?

:kingmeh:

That's fucking great, Faust.  Fucking AWESOME.
No I'm as baffled as you as I what this has to do with the issue at hand.

WE ARE ALWAYS WRONG AND VANITY-THREAD TROLLISH NOOBS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT.

IN FACT, WE ARE JUST ALWAYS WRONG.

ALWAYS.

NO MATTER WHAT.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2012, 06:56:40 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:55:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2012, 06:52:42 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:51:03 PM
Pretty typical of you, if back peddling doesn't work you make attempts at the personal attacks. For what purpose. Do you think everyone would get confused and forget what we were talking about? So it's not a joke because people take it seriously, next it's hazing though I fail to see what part of getting called an alt is hazing. It's still not adding up.

Someone let me know when the Paladins are done punishing the peasants, M'kay?
Yeah, paladins for questioning behaviour. Awesome.

I DIDN'T SEE ANY FUCKING QUESTIONING.  I SAW US BEING WRONG BECAUSE WE'RE US.

Again.  Just like always.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:57:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2012, 06:55:45 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:53:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2012, 06:52:06 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:40:20 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 17, 2012, 06:37:47 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:32:17 PM
So what happened to it being a joke? Now it's that they can't  handle "rocky ground".

Curious how quickly that turned around. Sorry for shitting down your neck by Calling people out on monkey behaviour. I'll never question your sense of entitlement to make baseless accusations against people again.

I said it was a hazing ritual, you useless, pole-assed fancyboy. Over the top. But what the fuck ever; you're going to pull the same routine you always pull, and in a month you'll be doing your usual BAWWW ROGER I WAS WRONG SAVE US you always do.

Your level of contribution/participation on the board has pretty much always been nothing more than bitching about it when you don't like what other people are posting, which makes you pretty hard to take seriously. So, fuck off.

Hahaha, touched a nerve?

Oh.  Is this what this has all been about?

:kingmeh:

That's fucking great, Faust.  Fucking AWESOME.
No I'm as baffled as you as I what this has to do with the issue at hand.

WE ARE ALWAYS WRONG AND VANITY-THREAD TROLLISH NOOBS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT.

IN FACT, WE ARE JUST ALWAYS WRONG.

ALWAYS.

NO MATTER WHAT.
Had that anythig to do with accusing people of being alts? No?
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:58:19 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 17, 2012, 06:54:35 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:51:03 PM
Pretty typical of you Nigel, if back peddling doesn't work you make attempts at the personal attacks. For what purpose. Do you think everyone would get confused and forget what we were talking about? So it's not a joke because people take it seriously, next it's hazing though I fail to see what part of getting called an alt is hazing. It's still not adding up.

Touched a nerve?
Not as such, try again if that was your intent.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:59:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2012, 06:56:40 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:55:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2012, 06:52:42 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:51:03 PM
Pretty typical of you, if back peddling doesn't work you make attempts at the personal attacks. For what purpose. Do you think everyone would get confused and forget what we were talking about? So it's not a joke because people take it seriously, next it's hazing though I fail to see what part of getting called an alt is hazing. It's still not adding up.

Someone let me know when the Paladins are done punishing the peasants, M'kay?
Yeah, paladins for questioning behaviour. Awesome.

I DIDN'T SEE ANY FUCKING QUESTIONING.  I SAW US BEING WRONG BECAUSE WE'RE US.

Again.  Just like always.
Bullshit.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 17, 2012, 06:59:58 PM
There's been a lot of conversation and activity on the board this past week, lots of science talk and philosophy and social analysis, and the only thing Faust has to say about anything is that we're too mean to the pinealist. :lol:

I wasn't even one of the people being hard him, but I had to say something about Faust pulling out his wee sniper rifle at the very people who ARE the most active, funny, and interesting posters on the board.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2012, 07:00:14 PM
Fuck this shit.

Nigel, I'm gonna write a bit when the mood takes me.  I am NOT going to worry about Tupac Trollass.  Or anyone else.

You may continue being WRONG AND BAD AND SHIT if you wish.  I'm too tired from yesterday's drive.  Someone else can fucking deal with it.  I am going to be a GOOD CITIZEN OF PD.  Just like Faust wants.  Until he throws up a bit.

I've thought back to prior events, and I think I have the rule set down.

1.  The noob is always right.  Always.  No matter who is tangled up with them, ESPECIALLY IF THAT SOMEONE IS UPPITY.

2.  See #1.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2012, 07:01:04 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 17, 2012, 06:59:58 PM
There's been a lot of conversation and activity on the board this past week, lots of science talk and philosophy and social analysis, and the only thing Faust has to say about anything is that we're too mean to the pinealist. :lol:

I wasn't even one of the people being hard him, but I had to say something about Faust pulling out his wee sniper rifle at the very people who ARE the most active, funny, and interesting posters on the board.

Hey, he's busy.  He only posts when we ACT OUT.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 17, 2012, 07:01:29 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:58:19 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 17, 2012, 06:54:35 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 06:51:03 PM
Pretty typical of you Nigel, if back peddling doesn't work you make attempts at the personal attacks. For what purpose. Do you think everyone would get confused and forget what we were talking about? So it's not a joke because people take it seriously, next it's hazing though I fail to see what part of getting called an alt is hazing. It's still not adding up.

Touched a nerve?
Not as such, try again if that was your intent.

(http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn250/paawkx/jesus-why-so-srs-01.jpg)
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2012, 07:03:10 PM
I just read back a couple of pages.

See you guys when I see you, I guess.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Faust on June 17, 2012, 07:03:40 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 17, 2012, 06:59:58 PM
There's been a lot of conversation and activity on the board this past week, lots of science talk and philosophy and social analysis, and the only thing Faust has to say about anything is that we're too mean to the pinealist. :lol:

I wasn't even one of the people being hard him, but I had to say something about Faust pulling out his wee sniper rifle at the very people who ARE the most active, funny, and interesting posters on the board.
So first accusing someone of being an alt is a joke, then it's hazing, now it's being mean. You should really make up your mind.

Of course if the issue was being mean which you know it's not I wouldn't care in the slightest.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 17, 2012, 07:04:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2012, 07:00:14 PM
Fuck this shit.

Nigel, I'm gonna write a bit when the mood takes me.  I am NOT going to worry about Tupac Trollass.  Or anyone else.

You may continue being WRONG AND BAD AND SHIT if you wish.  I'm too tired from yesterday's drive.  Someone else can fucking deal with it.  I am going to be a GOOD CITIZEN OF PD.  Just like Faust wants.  Until he throws up a bit.

I've thought back to prior events, and I think I have the rule set down.

1.  The noob is always right.  Always.  No matter who is tangled up with them, ESPECIALLY IF THAT SOMEONE IS UPPITY.

2.  See #1.

I, on the other hand, will don my pretty princess dress and start being nice to the new people. Like a good little girl.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Faust on June 17, 2012, 07:05:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2012, 07:03:10 PM
I just read back a couple of pages.

See you guys when I see you, I guess.
So you attacked me without even reading what I said. Int-erest-ing
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 17, 2012, 07:05:56 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 07:03:40 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 17, 2012, 06:59:58 PM
There's been a lot of conversation and activity on the board this past week, lots of science talk and philosophy and social analysis, and the only thing Faust has to say about anything is that we're too mean to the pinealist. :lol:

I wasn't even one of the people being hard him, but I had to say something about Faust pulling out his wee sniper rifle at the very people who ARE the most active, funny, and interesting posters on the board.
So first accusing someone of being an alt is a joke, then it's hazing, now it's being mean. You should really make up your mind.

Of course if the issue was being mean which you know it's not I wouldn't care in the slightest.

I can't really deal with your inability to understand human linguistic nuance. Boop boop beep.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: AFK on June 17, 2012, 07:06:09 PM
You know, this throwing out the "uppity" thing anytime anyone has any kind of argument with Nigel is getting pretty old.  It was old the first time it was used against me.  Just because someone disagrees with Nigel doesn't mean they have some kind of problem with a black woman.  I think that is very unfair.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Faust on June 17, 2012, 07:08:00 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 17, 2012, 07:05:56 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 07:03:40 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 17, 2012, 06:59:58 PM
There's been a lot of conversation and activity on the board this past week, lots of science talk and philosophy and social analysis, and the only thing Faust has to say about anything is that we're too mean to the pinealist. :lol:

I wasn't even one of the people being hard him, but I had to say something about Faust pulling out his wee sniper rifle at the very people who ARE the most active, funny, and interesting posters on the board.
So first accusing someone of being an alt is a joke, then it's hazing, now it's being mean. You should really make up your mind.

Of course if the issue was being mean which you know it's not I wouldn't care in the slightest.

I can't really deal with your inability to understand human linguistic nuance. Boop boop beep.
So what you are really saying is you were talking out your asshole. Exactly as I suspected.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2012, 07:08:55 PM
Quote from: The Bad Reverend What's-His-Name! on June 17, 2012, 07:06:09 PM
You know, this throwing out the "uppity" thing anytime anyone has any kind of argument with Nigel is getting pretty old.  It was old the first time it was used against me.  Just because someone disagrees with Nigel doesn't mean they have some kind of problem with a black woman.  I think that is very unfair.

I knew THIS was just a matter of time.

ETA:  Fuck off, you miserable cunt.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2012, 07:11:59 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 07:05:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2012, 07:03:10 PM
I just read back a couple of pages.

See you guys when I see you, I guess.
So you attacked me without even reading what I said. Int-erest-ing

No, actually, because I knew what you said without even looking.  I was, of course, correct, because you've never like Nigel or me.  The only time you speak to either of us is to let us know how we fail to meet your standards in some way.  THAT stopped bothering me more than a year ago.

It was ECH getting involved - and the way he did - that convinced me that PD no longer needs me or my curmudgeony ways.  I'll still let noobs in, etc.  But Tupac can provide the content, because he's quality people and we're not.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 17, 2012, 07:12:41 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 07:08:00 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 17, 2012, 07:05:56 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 07:03:40 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 17, 2012, 06:59:58 PM
There's been a lot of conversation and activity on the board this past week, lots of science talk and philosophy and social analysis, and the only thing Faust has to say about anything is that we're too mean to the pinealist. :lol:

I wasn't even one of the people being hard him, but I had to say something about Faust pulling out his wee sniper rifle at the very people who ARE the most active, funny, and interesting posters on the board.
So first accusing someone of being an alt is a joke, then it's hazing, now it's being mean. You should really make up your mind.

Of course if the issue was being mean which you know it's not I wouldn't care in the slightest.

I can't really deal with your inability to understand human linguistic nuance. Boop boop beep.
So what you are really saying is you were talking out your asshole. Exactly as I suspected.

You could try going back and actually reading what I actually said, WITHOUT the monumental chip on your shoulder or the fiery determination to pick a fight.

Also, I am unclear on how all of a sudden this one pinealist guy is "the first fresh blood in months". Are you really paying that little attention? There have been dozens of new people. Most of them post a couple of times, are given a friendly welcome, and then disappear. Except for NewSpag, who got a touch of hazing and then settled in just fine, and is now moving to Portland.

But to know that you'd have to, you know, participate.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Faust on June 17, 2012, 07:23:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2012, 07:11:59 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 07:05:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2012, 07:03:10 PM
I just read back a couple of pages.

See you guys when I see you, I guess.
So you attacked me without even reading what I said. Int-erest-ing

No, actually, because I knew what you said without even looking.  I was, of course, correct, because you've never like Nigel or me.  The only time you speak to either of us is to let us know how we fail to meet your standards in some way.  THAT stopped bothering me more than a year ago.

It was ECH getting involved - and the way he did - that convinced me that PD no longer needs me or my curmudgeony ways.  I'll still let noobs in, etc.  But Tupac can provide the content, because he's quality people and we're not.
I guess I'll have to call you wrong again It's  not true I like you very much, you are and remain an inspiration, I'm sad that's that's the impression you have of me, that you judge what I'm posting without reading it.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Faust on June 17, 2012, 07:30:06 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 17, 2012, 07:12:41 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 07:08:00 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 17, 2012, 07:05:56 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 17, 2012, 07:03:40 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 17, 2012, 06:59:58 PM
There's been a lot of conversation and activity on the board this past week, lots of science talk and philosophy and social analysis, and the only thing Faust has to say about anything is that we're too mean to the pinealist. :lol:

I wasn't even one of the people being hard him, but I had to say something about Faust pulling out his wee sniper rifle at the very people who ARE the most active, funny, and interesting posters on the board.
So first accusing someone of being an alt is a joke, then it's hazing, now it's being mean. You should really make up your mind.

Of course if the issue was being mean which you know it's not I wouldn't care in the slightest.

I can't really deal with your inability to understand human linguistic nuance. Boop boop beep.
So what you are really saying is you were talking out your asshole. Exactly as I suspected.

You could try going back and actually reading what I actually said, WITHOUT the monumental chip on your shoulder or the fiery determination to pick a fight.

Also, I am unclear on how all of a sudden this one pinealist guy is "the first fresh blood in months". Are you really paying that little attention? There have been dozens of new people. Most of them post a couple of times, are given a friendly welcome, and then disappear. Except for NewSpag, who got a touch of hazing and then settled in just fine, and is now moving to Portland.

But to know that you'd have to, you know, participate.
Still doesn't seem to clean up your stance on calling people alts.

If already called you inconsistent or a liar about this so if you wish to persist in "Yes it is, no it isn't" theatrics theres not much point in continuing this.

You constantly ignored the parts you dont want to so, or attempted intellectual dishonesty by pretending my gripe is with being mean to people, but as to alts I got three different answers from you,  be it a joke, hazing,  or being mean. Unless you are going to try a combination of the three we could be going around in circles for a while.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on June 17, 2012, 08:03:12 PM
:taps microphone:

is this thing on? :clears throat:

hello Nooby McNoob. I am Pixie.

I too was a zany pot smoking Discordian once.  When I signed up here, I read as many of the threads as I could whilst i was awaiting mod approval on my account, and I realised as I read, that this place was not as I expected discordians as a whole to be. What I did realise was...

- These people are fucking hilarious, in a twisted kind of way. They are, by and large, egalitarian, smart and come with a massive catering sized bottle of Snark Sauce on the side.

- Parroting the Principia and Tossing the Word Salad will get you teased at best, and mercilessly mocked at worst.

-If you make the time to adjust your filter on Discordianism, you will see that this place is equal parts loving and supportive, a place for critical thought and personal growth, and a massive verbal bunfight.

Every community has a culture. This one may not be what you were expecting, like me when I first got here, but I found something that was MUCH MUCH BETTER. We are somewhat like a mildly dysfunctional but awesome family.

So I would advise you to read a few of the threads going on, think about what you have read, and realise that we, as a community, have pushed the envelope of Discordianism forward from it's founding half a century ago.  Read through the Black Iron Prison, read some of Roger, Payne and Cain's writings.

We have got time for a certain amount of silly. Check out the Orange Eating Contest, man that shit was completely fucking ridiculous, and in some aspects, kind of pulpy and smelly (well the after effects!).

We've heard the Pinealist word salad stuff SO MANY TIMES, it kind of got boring. Discordia should not be boring.

Also, the Pool is on the roof.


Love, Pixie.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Telarus on June 17, 2012, 08:39:32 PM
:mittens: Pix
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Pæs on June 17, 2012, 10:34:44 PM
Which part jokng/hazing/being mean necessitates the exclusion of the others?

SOMEONE GET IN HERE AND DEFINE SOME FUCKING TERMS SO WE CAN HAVE A CONVERSATION.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 18, 2012, 01:47:27 AM
Quote from: Signor Paesior on June 17, 2012, 10:34:44 PM
Which part jokng/hazing/being mean necessitates the exclusion of the others?

SOMEONE GET IN HERE AND DEFINE SOME FUCKING TERMS SO WE CAN HAVE A CONVERSATION.

I KNOW! LET'S HAVE A "RESPECT RULE"! LIKE MOL!
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 18, 2012, 03:20:14 AM
Then again, no need.
Dead board is dead.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 18, 2012, 03:49:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2012, 07:08:55 PM
Quote from: The Bad Reverend What's-His-Name! on June 17, 2012, 07:06:09 PM
You know, this throwing out the "uppity" thing anytime anyone has any kind of argument with Nigel is getting pretty old.  It was old the first time it was used against me.  Just because someone disagrees with Nigel doesn't mean they have some kind of problem with a black woman.  I think that is very unfair.

I knew THIS was just a matter of time.

ETA:  Fuck off, you miserable cunt.

Nigel of all people never had to rely on "throwing out the "uppity" thing". She backs her shit up well. Unlike somebody who throws out the "study by two guys who are on a certain payroll thing".
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Epimetheus on June 18, 2012, 08:12:39 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 18, 2012, 03:49:05 AM
Nigel of all people never had to rely on "throwing out the "uppity" thing".

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 13, 2012, 05:04:42 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on June 13, 2012, 04:05:22 PM
i'd just like to go on record saying that i agree with LMNOs post.  I may not agree with RWHN on the drug issues, but i respect him, and feel that the vitriol is unbecoming.

"Unbecoming"?  :lulz:

As, in, such uppityness is unbecoming for a lady?

Sorry, I'll get back in the kitchen now, massah.

I'm not saying anyone was right or wrong to say whatever they said. Just giving an example which I think he may be referring to.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 18, 2012, 03:45:49 PM
Jesus Christ you guys are a bunch of sensitive Sally pantywaists. I didn't realize that this:

Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on June 17, 2012, 03:29:42 PM


Faust is absolutely right, though. Of course we're going to attract a fair amount of ZANY PINEALISTS. We're friggin' PrincipiaDiscordia.com. A fair amount of US were ZANY PINEALISTS when we first showed up. So do we immediately jump on those people and shit all over them and make them not want to come back and learn things and broaden their understanding of what discordia can mean? I don't see how that's at all productive, unless we've decided that we want this forum to be a clique of the same dozen or so posters all the time. And for fuck's sake, it's not like it hurts you or costs you anything to put up with a little bit of that for however long it takes to determine whether we have a new and potentially intelligent poster who might end up being a worthwhile contributor or whether they're just a useless idiot.

Wait, I have an idea! What if we gave new posters 50 posts before we jump down their throat? I bet that would work great!

Which seems completely reasonable to me would be taken as some sort of a personal attack on the character of people who for some reason decided it was ALL ABOUT THEM.

Pull on your fucking big boy pants or don't, I care not one steaming fuck. But whining about how people are BEING MEAN to you for BEING MEAN to noobs (which, in case your reading comprehension has utterly left the building, is not what that says at all) just makes you look fucking silly.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 18, 2012, 03:47:46 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 18, 2012, 03:49:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2012, 07:08:55 PM
Quote from: The Bad Reverend What's-His-Name! on June 17, 2012, 07:06:09 PM
You know, this throwing out the "uppity" thing anytime anyone has any kind of argument with Nigel is getting pretty old.  It was old the first time it was used against me.  Just because someone disagrees with Nigel doesn't mean they have some kind of problem with a black woman.  I think that is very unfair.

I knew THIS was just a matter of time.

ETA:  Fuck off, you miserable cunt.

Nigel of all people never had to rely on "throwing out the "uppity" thing". She backs her shit up well. Unlike somebody who throws out the "study by two guys who are on a certain payroll thing".

Can we please stick to the issue at hand instead of turning this into yet another drug drama thread?
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 18, 2012, 04:01:43 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on June 18, 2012, 03:47:46 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 18, 2012, 03:49:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 17, 2012, 07:08:55 PM
Quote from: The Bad Reverend What's-His-Name! on June 17, 2012, 07:06:09 PM
You know, this throwing out the "uppity" thing anytime anyone has any kind of argument with Nigel is getting pretty old.  It was old the first time it was used against me.  Just because someone disagrees with Nigel doesn't mean they have some kind of problem with a black woman.  I think that is very unfair.

I knew THIS was just a matter of time.

ETA:  Fuck off, you miserable cunt.

Nigel of all people never had to rely on "throwing out the "uppity" thing". She backs her shit up well. Unlike somebody who throws out the "study by two guys who are on a certain payroll thing".

Can we please stick to the issue at hand instead of turning this into yet another drug drama thread?

Of course.

Will rephrase: RWHN's method of countering people/things he doesn't like consists of ignoring what's been said and posting fallacies.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on June 18, 2012, 05:53:04 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on June 18, 2012, 03:45:49 PM
Jesus Christ you guys are a bunch of sensitive Sally pantywaists. I didn't realize that this:

Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on June 17, 2012, 03:29:42 PM


Faust is absolutely right, though. Of course we're going to attract a fair amount of ZANY PINEALISTS. We're friggin' PrincipiaDiscordia.com. A fair amount of US were ZANY PINEALISTS when we first showed up. So do we immediately jump on those people and shit all over them and make them not want to come back and learn things and broaden their understanding of what discordia can mean? I don't see how that's at all productive, unless we've decided that we want this forum to be a clique of the same dozen or so posters all the time. And for fuck's sake, it's not like it hurts you or costs you anything to put up with a little bit of that for however long it takes to determine whether we have a new and potentially intelligent poster who might end up being a worthwhile contributor or whether they're just a useless idiot.

Wait, I have an idea! What if we gave new posters 50 posts before we jump down their throat? I bet that would work great!

Which seems completely reasonable to me would be taken as some sort of a personal attack on the character of people who for some reason decided it was ALL ABOUT THEM.

Pull on your fucking big boy pants or don't, I care not one steaming fuck. But whining about how people are BEING MEAN to you for BEING MEAN to noobs (which, in case your reading comprehension has utterly left the building, is not what that says at all) just makes you look fucking silly.

QFT
Title: Re: Aloha, or THIS PHREAD IS NOW ABOUT PHOX
Post by: Phox on June 18, 2012, 09:11:10 PM
SWEET ZOMBIE FUCKING JESUS!

I go away for a little while and all of the sudden this place is a madhouse of monkeys shitting on the table. It's obvious that I'm the glue that holds this place together, so by order of me, I demand that this fread is now about stroking my ego.

PRAISE MY GLORIOUS NAME OR GTFO, BITCHES!

Except ECH. ECH may continue being surly.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 18, 2012, 09:34:01 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on June 18, 2012, 09:11:10 PMExcept ECH. ECH may continue being surly.

I have no choice. I was born this way.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 19, 2012, 01:59:30 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on June 18, 2012, 03:45:49 PM
Jesus Christ you guys are a bunch of sensitive Sally pantywaists. I didn't realize that this:

Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on June 17, 2012, 03:29:42 PM


Faust is absolutely right, though. Of course we're going to attract a fair amount of ZANY PINEALISTS. We're friggin' PrincipiaDiscordia.com. A fair amount of US were ZANY PINEALISTS when we first showed up. So do we immediately jump on those people and shit all over them and make them not want to come back and learn things and broaden their understanding of what discordia can mean? I don't see how that's at all productive, unless we've decided that we want this forum to be a clique of the same dozen or so posters all the time. And for fuck's sake, it's not like it hurts you or costs you anything to put up with a little bit of that for however long it takes to determine whether we have a new and potentially intelligent poster who might end up being a worthwhile contributor or whether they're just a useless idiot.

Wait, I have an idea! What if we gave new posters 50 posts before we jump down their throat? I bet that would work great!

Which seems completely reasonable to me would be taken as some sort of a personal attack on the character of people who for some reason decided it was ALL ABOUT THEM.

Pull on your fucking big boy pants or don't, I care not one steaming fuck. But whining about how people are BEING MEAN to you for BEING MEAN to noobs (which, in case your reading comprehension has utterly left the building, is not what that says at all) just makes you look fucking silly.

You are, as always, correct in this matter.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 19, 2012, 03:52:29 PM
I do what I do out of love for you guys.

The kind of love that leaves weeping open sores, makes you knock over a liquor store, and leaves you thinking you're seeing shadow people behind the trees, sure, but love nonetheless.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 19, 2012, 03:57:49 PM
D'AWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on June 19, 2012, 06:31:47 PM
Hey, I'm all in favour of my little noob greeting for pinealists becoming a standard- issue greeting.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 19, 2012, 06:48:04 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 19, 2012, 06:31:47 PM
Hey, I'm all in favour of my little noob greeting for pinealists becoming a standard- issue greeting.

I'm all in favour of dogpiling them. if they take the hump and fuck off then, result - we've lost another annoying pinealist. If they take a good hard look at themselves and decide to wise up then, result - we've gained a biped.

Win/win from where I'm sitting.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on June 19, 2012, 07:00:31 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 19, 2012, 06:48:04 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 19, 2012, 06:31:47 PM
Hey, I'm all in favour of my little noob greeting for pinealists becoming a standard- issue greeting.

I'm all in favour of dogpiling them. if they take the hump and fuck off then, result - we've lost another annoying pinealist. If they take a good hard look at themselves and decide to wise up then, result - we've gained a biped.

Win/win from where I'm sitting.

This motorcycle is unfortunately incorrect, IMHO.

PD is many things, and at times -- not ALL the time and not ALL the people, but AT TIMES -- "myopic" describes the attitudes and opinions expressed in these sacred virtual walls.

Now, I'm not saying we should entertain soulless pinealism as a path to anything interesting or worthwhile, BUT maintaining an atmosphere where anything that is at first identified as somewhat askew from the general culture here will also lead to nothing interesting or worthwhile. It's easy to shock someone into making an ass of themselves and then piling on them for making an ass of themselves, when given a less hostile environment they might actually develop into something better.

Even if their ideas are "stoopid" or "laem" or whatever else we want to think about them, it's doing PD a disservice to immediately tar and feather anyone who looks sideways at us just because they're "different," even if by "different" we mean "the same as the last 1000 assholes who walked in and tried to own the place with their Dada bullshit."
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 19, 2012, 07:53:00 PM
Quote from: v3x on June 19, 2012, 07:00:31 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 19, 2012, 06:48:04 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 19, 2012, 06:31:47 PM
Hey, I'm all in favour of my little noob greeting for pinealists becoming a standard- issue greeting.

I'm all in favour of dogpiling them. if they take the hump and fuck off then, result - we've lost another annoying pinealist. If they take a good hard look at themselves and decide to wise up then, result - we've gained a biped.

Win/win from where I'm sitting.

This motorcycle is unfortunately incorrect, IMHO.

PD is many things, and at times -- not ALL the time and not ALL the people, but AT TIMES -- "myopic" describes the attitudes and opinions expressed in these sacred virtual walls.

Now, I'm not saying we should entertain soulless pinealism as a path to anything interesting or worthwhile, BUT maintaining an atmosphere where anything that is at first identified as somewhat askew from the general culture here will also lead to nothing interesting or worthwhile. It's easy to shock someone into making an ass of themselves and then piling on them for making an ass of themselves, when given a less hostile environment they might actually develop into something better.

Even if their ideas are "stoopid" or "laem" or whatever else we want to think about them, it's doing PD a disservice to immediately tar and feather anyone who looks sideways at us just because they're "different," even if by "different" we mean "the same as the last 1000 assholes who walked in and tried to own the place with their Dada bullshit."

If you have a dogpile of people telling you something is stoopid and laem, and you're not at Conservative Cave or TCC or someplace like that, what you posted is probably stoopid and laem.

I mean, if I was walking around with something hanging out of my nose, I'd want people to TELL me instead of letting me walk around like that all night.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on June 19, 2012, 08:04:27 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 19, 2012, 07:53:00 PM
Quote from: v3x on June 19, 2012, 07:00:31 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 19, 2012, 06:48:04 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 19, 2012, 06:31:47 PM
Hey, I'm all in favour of my little noob greeting for pinealists becoming a standard- issue greeting.

I'm all in favour of dogpiling them. if they take the hump and fuck off then, result - we've lost another annoying pinealist. If they take a good hard look at themselves and decide to wise up then, result - we've gained a biped.

Win/win from where I'm sitting.

This motorcycle is unfortunately incorrect, IMHO.

PD is many things, and at times -- not ALL the time and not ALL the people, but AT TIMES -- "myopic" describes the attitudes and opinions expressed in these sacred virtual walls.

Now, I'm not saying we should entertain soulless pinealism as a path to anything interesting or worthwhile, BUT maintaining an atmosphere where anything that is at first identified as somewhat askew from the general culture here will also lead to nothing interesting or worthwhile. It's easy to shock someone into making an ass of themselves and then piling on them for making an ass of themselves, when given a less hostile environment they might actually develop into something better.

Even if their ideas are "stoopid" or "laem" or whatever else we want to think about them, it's doing PD a disservice to immediately tar and feather anyone who looks sideways at us just because they're "different," even if by "different" we mean "the same as the last 1000 assholes who walked in and tried to own the place with their Dada bullshit."

If you have a dogpile of people telling you something is stoopid and laem, and you're not at Conservative Cave or TCC or someplace like that, what you posted is probably stoopid and laem.

I mean, if I was walking around with something hanging out of my nose, I'd want people to TELL me instead of letting me walk around like that all night.

You assume that just because we think something is stoopid, it is stoopid. There is the (however remote) possibility that we are in fact wrong about something. Usually that isn't the case, but we shouldn't throw away the possibility that PD hasn't got it all figured out yet, even if that means letting an asshole be an asshole for a few posts longer than usual.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 19, 2012, 08:13:00 PM
Quote from: v3x on June 19, 2012, 08:04:27 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 19, 2012, 07:53:00 PM
Quote from: v3x on June 19, 2012, 07:00:31 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 19, 2012, 06:48:04 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 19, 2012, 06:31:47 PM
Hey, I'm all in favour of my little noob greeting for pinealists becoming a standard- issue greeting.

I'm all in favour of dogpiling them. if they take the hump and fuck off then, result - we've lost another annoying pinealist. If they take a good hard look at themselves and decide to wise up then, result - we've gained a biped.

Win/win from where I'm sitting.

This motorcycle is unfortunately incorrect, IMHO.

PD is many things, and at times -- not ALL the time and not ALL the people, but AT TIMES -- "myopic" describes the attitudes and opinions expressed in these sacred virtual walls.

Now, I'm not saying we should entertain soulless pinealism as a path to anything interesting or worthwhile, BUT maintaining an atmosphere where anything that is at first identified as somewhat askew from the general culture here will also lead to nothing interesting or worthwhile. It's easy to shock someone into making an ass of themselves and then piling on them for making an ass of themselves, when given a less hostile environment they might actually develop into something better.

Even if their ideas are "stoopid" or "laem" or whatever else we want to think about them, it's doing PD a disservice to immediately tar and feather anyone who looks sideways at us just because they're "different," even if by "different" we mean "the same as the last 1000 assholes who walked in and tried to own the place with their Dada bullshit."

If you have a dogpile of people telling you something is stoopid and laem, and you're not at Conservative Cave or TCC or someplace like that, what you posted is probably stoopid and laem.

I mean, if I was walking around with something hanging out of my nose, I'd want people to TELL me instead of letting me walk around like that all night.

You assume that just because we think something is stoopid, it is stoopid. There is the (however remote) possibility that we are in fact wrong about something. Usually that isn't the case, but we shouldn't throw away the possibility that PD hasn't got it all figured out yet, even if that means letting an asshole be an asshole for a few posts longer than usual.

"Is probably" allows for the possibility that yes, they could be right.

And they have the opportunity to state their case, they're not gagged. I don't see any sense in gagging everybody else, or expecting everybody else to self-gag, or whatever,  in order to keep from offending them.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 19, 2012, 08:39:54 PM
I think you're thinking we're saying something we're not saying.

If people get dogpiled on so quickly for even the slightest hint of pinealism/outlandishness/whatever, it's almost a guarantee you're gonna hit the monkey reflex and they're never going to have a chance to realize the potential error of their ways, they're never going to be inclined to look around and absorb the culture of the site, they're never going to see that they can sometimes grow out of their own idiocy.

So if what you want PD to be is a clique of smug people who know they're better than the average schmuck, then by all means everyone should continue to dogpile on the noobs when their first or second post doesn't meet with our approval. On the other hand, if what you want PD to be is a community where people can come learn and grow and hopefully become bipeds (or better bipeds) then it might make sense to give them a little more time before firing up the usual welcome wagon. Nobody's suggesting MAKING A RULE or any of that nonsense, but seriously, it costs you NOTHING to say "hey, this is what we're about and we're not particularly interested in word salad/outlandishness/whatever but maybe you should go read this or this or this or join in this discussion" instead of "OH FUCKING CHRIST ANOTHER ONE OF THESE ASSHOLES I BET YOU'RE THAT GODDAMN POPTART GUY HUH?"

I really don't see why this is such a difficult and unsavory concept for people.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 19, 2012, 08:41:18 PM
And don't get me wrong, I'm all for smugness and superiority, especially since we mostly deserve to feel that way IMO, but it doesn't serve any worthwhile purpose to make that feeling exclusionary rather than trying to make it inclusive.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 19, 2012, 08:43:52 PM
Ah. Tactful pointing out of idiocy. I guess I can live with that.  :p
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 19, 2012, 09:14:32 PM
Yes, exactly. At least until it becomes obvious that they're willful idiots instead of just not knowing any better.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Phox on June 19, 2012, 11:02:32 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on June 19, 2012, 03:52:29 PM
I do what I do out of love for you guys.

The kind of love that leaves weeping open sores, makes you knock over a liquor store, and leaves you thinking you're seeing shadow people behind the trees, sure, but love nonetheless.
Well, if that's not love, I don't know what is.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 19, 2012, 11:51:27 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on June 19, 2012, 03:52:29 PM
I do what I do out of love for you guys.

The kind of love that leaves weeping open sores, makes you knock over a liquor store, and leaves you thinking you're seeing shadow people behind the trees, sure, but love nonetheless.

That explains the cat, anyways.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 19, 2012, 11:52:31 PM
Incidentally, I was agreeing with ECH about being mad about people being mad about us being mad.

OP is still a pinealist arse biscuit until he proves otherwise.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 20, 2012, 12:01:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 19, 2012, 11:51:27 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on June 19, 2012, 03:52:29 PM
I do what I do out of love for you guys.

The kind of love that leaves weeping open sores, makes you knock over a liquor store, and leaves you thinking you're seeing shadow people behind the trees, sure, but love nonetheless.

That explains the cat, anyways.

You saw the way he was dressed. That little fucker was asking for it.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 20, 2012, 10:06:08 AM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on June 19, 2012, 08:39:54 PM
I think you're thinking we're saying something we're not saying.

If people get dogpiled on so quickly for even the slightest hint of pinealism/outlandishness/whatever, it's almost a guarantee you're gonna hit the monkey reflex and they're never going to have a chance to realize the potential error of their ways, they're never going to be inclined to look around and absorb the culture of the site, they're never going to see that they can sometimes grow out of their own idiocy.

So if what you want PD to be is a clique of smug people who know they're better than the average schmuck, then by all means everyone should continue to dogpile on the noobs when their first or second post doesn't meet with our approval. On the other hand, if what you want PD to be is a community where people can come learn and grow and hopefully become bipeds (or better bipeds) then it might make sense to give them a little more time before firing up the usual welcome wagon. Nobody's suggesting MAKING A RULE or any of that nonsense, but seriously, it costs you NOTHING to say "hey, this is what we're about and we're not particularly interested in word salad/outlandishness/whatever but maybe you should go read this or this or this or join in this discussion" instead of "OH FUCKING CHRIST ANOTHER ONE OF THESE ASSHOLES I BET YOU'RE THAT GODDAMN POPTART GUY HUH?"

I really don't see why this is such a difficult and unsavory concept for people.

I take back what I said (pretty sure this aint he first time either) You're right but the next time I'm faced with a tl/dr of dumbfuckery I'll probably forget this ever happened and throw some abuse their way again. Forgive me - I have no fucking control over how much of a cunt I am, sometimes :oops:

On the plus side, at least online I have a chance to think before I post - you should see me IRL :cry:
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Placid Dingo on June 20, 2012, 11:54:37 AM
It's probably worth noting too that the whole POINT of Poptarts trolling method was to imitate a culture of paranoia.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Triple Zero on June 22, 2012, 02:33:37 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on June 19, 2012, 08:39:54 PMI think you're thinking we're saying something we're not saying.

If people get dogpiled on so quickly for even the slightest hint of pinealism/outlandishness/whatever, it's almost a guarantee you're gonna hit the monkey reflex and they're never going to have a chance to realize the potential error of their ways, they're never going to be inclined to look around and absorb the culture of the site, they're never going to see that they can sometimes grow out of their own idiocy.

So if what you want PD to be is a clique of smug people who know they're better than the average schmuck, then by all means everyone should continue to dogpile on the noobs when their first or second post doesn't meet with our approval. On the other hand, if what you want PD to be is a community where people can come learn and grow and hopefully become bipeds (or better bipeds) then it might make sense to give them a little more time before firing up the usual welcome wagon. Nobody's suggesting MAKING A RULE or any of that nonsense, but seriously, it costs you NOTHING to say "hey, this is what we're about and we're not particularly interested in word salad/outlandishness/whatever but maybe you should go read this or this or this or join in this discussion" instead of "OH FUCKING CHRIST ANOTHER ONE OF THESE ASSHOLES I BET YOU'RE THAT GODDAMN POPTART GUY HUH?"

I really don't see why this is such a difficult and unsavory concept for people.


I was kind of surprised now to read ITT some people defending that we supposedly have HAZING RITUALS for n00bs now.

Maybe they're a bit confused about what the two words "hazing" and "ritual" exactly signify when put together.

I can tell you what it's not: A "hazing ritual" is not poking at a n00bs buttons to see if they got any other modes of behaviour except for the displayed stock n00b behaviours that we see every time. It's also not turning up the poking to 11 when the n00b appears uncapable of this. Doing that is fine, it's what we've always done on PD, it rewards people for showing original thought and not being douchebags.

What a hazing ritual is, the way it's generally understood, and something I will always argue vehemently against: An inescapable period of unpleasantness and inferiority that everybody who wants to join a certain group has to go through, no exceptions, in order to strengthen group cohesion, "you're one of us, we've all been through it"*.

Which is not what we do at PD. I was never hazed here. How tough you had it when you joined is directly proportional to how much of an idiot you were. No hard feelings if you got better, but don't try to paint yourself in a better light by saying "we've all been through it" because we haven't and we shouldn't and there's no reason.

For example, take AKK. During his famous first wave of idiocy, he kept proclaiming all the shit he got was just a hazing ritual and that he needed to stick through it, it was just a matter of time. And everybody was NO WE ARE SHITTING ON YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT. WE WILL KEEP THIS UP UNTIL YOU QUIT BEING AN IDIOT (AND PROBABLY SOME SHORT TIME THEREAFTER BECAUSE OF MONKEY INERTIA).

There's a difference. One is a hazing ritual, the other makes sense.

That said, I haven't seen this particular n00b display any redeeming qualities, so have at it. I'm just taking (A LOT OF) issue with the "it's a hazing ritual" defence. No, you will do it because they're an idiot, not because they are new. Did I just tell you what to do? Oops. I really meant it.




* Conversely, those who haven't been "through it" will never really be considered full members of the group until they go through the hazing ritual. Cialdini has a nice chapter in Influence: Science & Practice on this phenomenon, because of it, it turns out to be absolutely impossible to separate college fraternities from their hazing rituals (something which campuses would like to achieve because people get killed etc), they will always continue the hazing in secret, unless you manage to disband the entire structure and kill it (which is also quite hard, but not as impossible) -- this shit is in my top 5 worst monkey behaviour algorithms, though a few steps below the Kitty Genovese subroutine.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Triple Zero on June 22, 2012, 02:59:37 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 16, 2012, 03:49:54 AM
I have a date with my "scroll button".

:lmnuendo: :p

















also,

(http://dl.dropbox.com/s/ygtpadxjltc5fxu/roflbot.jpg)
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: AFK on June 22, 2012, 03:30:49 PM
I dare say that AKK even had folks trying to sort of give him counsel and help him consider just giving u p the internet fight and trying to join so me of the discussions.  In the end, he clearly was more interested in the chaos then discussing chaos.
Title: Re: Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!
Post by: Freeky on June 22, 2012, 05:08:43 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 22, 2012, 02:59:37 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 16, 2012, 03:49:54 AM
I have a date with my "scroll button".

:lmnuendo: :p

How did this take so long?  :lulz:

Quote
also,

(http://dl.dropbox.com/s/ygtpadxjltc5fxu/roflbot.jpg)

BAHAHAHAHA!