he's presumes that he's bette rthan you because as a newbie stranger to these forums, he pontificated and told you how to behave and you called him names for it, which, is very childish!
you don't know his work, or anythign abotu him, so therefore he is in every position to tell you what to say or read, because you don't have the mental capacity to do it for yourself!
he will tell us what WE need, but he not of us. he is a stranger we know nothign about!
he will imply that post count is mroe than occasional amusement for us, despite obvious evidence to the contrary!
he will say, our ritulaistic and time honoured initiation into the pd.com cabal is discoruragement, and yet you have stuck around! OMFG! DID YOU IGNORE THE ROGER TO STICK AROUND?
remember tho WE ARE BULLIES! so says teh stranger who i snew and no one knows!
this will reconvened at poee.co.uk. because fuckin hate being told i'm immoral by some cunt ass moralsitic dick eating contest champion.
tit for tat. an example of absurdist quality in writing. you may notice how i used absurdity as a front for th eharsh realities underlying the subject at hand. this is an example of shitty absurdist writing. which is better than any of th efru bullshit i just finished eading from their website! (http://www.poee.co.uk/boards/viewtopic.php?t=251)
Thanks dude. Best blurt EVAR! :D
Horab,
On the other hand, maybe he just needs a hug.
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YES! LET US PLEASE TO GIVE HIM THE ORGIE-RIFIC GROUP HUG AND MAYBE GAME OF GRABASS, WE ARE NOT INTO THIS THING BUT MAYBE THE MR MAL-CONTENT-3 IS THE LIKING THIS FOR WHICH WE WILL HIRE THE TWINKY PROSTITUTE AND HE WILL SCREAM WITH GIGGLES "OH YES! PLEASE TO GIVE ME MORE DADDY!"
THIS WILL GIVE US THE CREEPIES BUT MAYBE WILL ALLOW HIM TO ACCEPT GIGGLING.
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost PenisYES! LET US PLEASE TO GIVE HIM THE ORGIE-RIFIC GROUP HUG AND MAYBE GAME OF GRABASS, WE ARE NOT INTO THIS THING BUT MAYBE THE MR MAL-CONTENT-3 IS THE LIKING THIS FOR WHICH WE WILL HIRE THE TWINKY PROSTITUTE AND HE WILL SCREAM WITH GIGGLES "OH YES! PLEASE TO GIVE ME MORE DADDY!"
THIS WILL GIVE US THE CREEPIES BUT MAYBE WILL ALLOW HIM TO ACCEPT GIGGLING.
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SEE? THERE IS SQUINTY EYED GIGGLES! THIS MEANS MAL IS BLUE COLORED!
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost PenisSEE? THERE IS SQUINTY EYED GIGGLES! THIS MEANS MAL IS BLUE COLORED!
Or (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/cowfukin.gif)
HMM YES! WE PUTS THIS TO THE STUDY SCIENTIFIC AND TO SEE WHAT MANNER OF BABY POPS OUT!
umm... did I say any of those things?
I thought I gave up drugs.
I'm so sorry Horab- You ARE PREFECT in every way and are above critisism from anyone.
Thanks for dismissing my website as shit. That was very helpfull.
And I can't help it if I argue in a snide backhanded way. It's who I am
I have also had sex with men. I have two girlfriends now- but I may try it again someday.
And I can bend in half and suck my own dick
Do you guys have something against gay/bi people?
Quote from: Malaclypse the Tertiary
I'm so sorry Horab- You ARE PREFECT in every way and are above critisism from anyone.
Thanks for dismissing my website as shit. That was very helpfull.
Do you guys have something against gay/bi people?
1. Yeah, that's why we keep him around.
2. You should probably do some more work on your site before launching it. Just saying.
3. Just Senator "Dirty Ricky" Santorum.
You just don't get it, do you? Oh, well, too late now...Horab's probably got you pegged as Eric.
And we all know what THAT means.
Quote from: Malaclypse the Tertiaryumm... did I say any of those things?
yes you did. i paraphrased for you. you can requote your original posts yourself if you like - since i based every sentence off of words you wrote. but funnier and truer.
QuoteI'm so sorry Horab- You ARE PREFECT in every way and are above critisism from anyone
well, from a stranger , a person who doesn't know me, but walking down the street, presumes to tell me how to behave. if say bella came up to me and gave me a piece of advice/criticism or hell even miss noodle, i'd take it under consideration.
and i didn't say anythign abotu sexuality. i said you won the dick eating contest, and had you own dick in your own mouth disease(which doesn't imply that you're bending over to do it either). and while you're probaly lyin gabotu the two gf's if it's true you're probaly a real ass for manipulating people that way and having two affairs simultaneous. but it's your money and you can spend it anyway you like.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Malaclypse the Tertiary
I'm so sorry Horab- You ARE PREFECT in every way and are above critisism from anyone.
Thanks for dismissing my website as shit. That was very helpfull.
Do you guys have something against gay/bi people?
1. Yeah, that's why we keep him around.
2. You should probably do some more work on your site before launching it. Just saying.
3. Just Senator "Dirty Ricky" Santorum.
You just don't get it, do you? Oh, well, too late now...Horab's probably got you pegged as Eric.
And we all know what THAT means.
i don't actually thin he's eric, but since let's say for the sake of the fun i'm having with this that he might as well be eric.
it's not teh shitty design that gives the website a grade fo shitty, it's teh content. not because i did mroe than skim a few pages, but because when people come into my neighborhood and tell my nneghjbors how to behave they get an automatic shit sandwhich.
That's the joy of anonymous messageboards!
It's like with road rage-
Theres no chance of actual phisical altercation- so we are free to do as we want. Me, you, everybody.
Critisizing critisism of critisism gets confusing. I'm completely lost.
Lets mambo instead!
(and the girlfriends are well aware of each other)
Quote from: Horab Fibslagerbut because when people come into my neighborhood and tell my nneghjbors how to behave they get an automatic shit sandwhich.
Troof.
Some people just don't know how to behave.
Which is how Horabs get fed. :lol:
Now that I think about it, I thikn I'm gonna declare Mal3 Eric... Maybe not the Eric but he's close enough.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Which is how Horabs get fed. :lol:
shush you.
i am not a troll!
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Quote from:  Now that I think about it, I thikn I'm gonna declare Mal3 Eric... Maybe not the Eric but he's close enough.
Hmmm...Eric as a
concept rather than an alledged person?
Naw...He's more the Tao/EvT type. Unable to break away from the PD and the RAW bullshit.
In Subgenius jargon, he has shown the classic traits of the bobbie.
However, as I have said...he HAS potential, if he can get away from parrotting that dumbass Thornley.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Now that I think about it, I thikn I'm gonna declare Mal3 Eric... Maybe not the Eric but he's close enough.
Hmmm...Eric as a concept rather than an alledged person?
Naw...He's more the Tao/EvT type. Unable to break away from the PD and the RAW bullshit.
In Subgenius jargon, he has shown the classic traits of the bobbie.
However, as I have said...he HAS potential, if he can get away from parrotting that dumbass Thornley.
i agree. tho i don't knwo abotu the last sentence. did you actually go to the website?
teh problem with initiates(regardles o fhow long they think they've been discordian) is they often use numbers of like 23 for thei rnumbers games withotu realizing the value of 24 and 22, of 17 and six. they post 'absurdity" without satire, pardoy or underlying messages or meaning.
tehy call themslves psychics and believe it, withotu even considering the gypsy switch.
if they really want to emulate thronley or hill, maybe they oughta start thinking for themsleves. hill was pretty good at this, ro else i assume so given he turned his back on the religion he founded.
Quoteand while you're probaly lyin gabotu the two gf's if it's true you're probaly a real ass for manipulating people that way and having two affairs simultaneous.
I'm sorry to back up like this but...
was that a MORAL JUDGEMENT?????
see- we're all guilty of the same things.
just sayin.
yes it was a moral judgement. i'm not nearly stupid enough to pretend/claim/lie to myself that i don't have morals, or thati don't make judgements based on those morals.
the main difference here(and there are more than one bt this one illustrates it best i think) is that i didn't jsut walk into the bar and makeloaded statements about the behaviours of others.
i made a loaded statement in regards to teh preacher who walked into the bar and called me sinner.
ok a bit further from analogy into parable here.
a preacher walks into the bar and decries all present tobe sinners, evil and a scourge upon the earth, there i s an argument. soem folsk think they really are being sinners, soem peopel point at other drinkers and call thems inners. someon eargues with the preacher wherein th epreacher calims he is a better hetero sexual because he gets all teh youn g babes, at which point adulterous lust is a greater sin than hedonism of the mind, on the basis it deprives the family of it's base units, and manipulates the young babes into an unhealthy relationship that cannot be emotionally satisfying for any of th eyoung woemn exploited by the preacher. the preacher then ssays unto them, is this then a moral judgement? thereby debasing his original declaration further, showing that he too, has sinned, and in the word of jesus motherfucking christ, let he who is withotu sin throw the first stone. andi say "let he who admits his sins start throwing stones at the dumb fur fuck who thinks he is withotu sin"
so back ot the original post
QuoteYou will run into more than a few bullies on this site.
pontification therein you declare the majority of us bullies, but particularly roger(for some odd reason)
QuoteJust because someone has racked up 23 million posts doesn't make them any more Discordian than you.
jsut because your e-peis is very small, do not be jealous! we have many esteemed mebers who's post counts areeven lower than yours, but unlike you, we enjoy their presence and posts here.
QuotePlease stick around. We NEED new blood!
later on you talk abotu how We don't know you who is a stranger. so who is this we? your arenot us, you are them, if there were more than one of you.
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryHey... where are all the noobs?...
That's right- You guys drive them all away-
Probably back to Xianity.
Good job
an outright false statement. this si th emost new folsk we've had stick aroudn with or without our bullying and discouragement. usually eric shows up and drives them away.
Quote
And Rodger- You're taking the cheap way out saying that you're making suggestions. Be a man and admit that you want to control other people.
another faile dattempt at controlling us.
QuoteWow. You guys gang up just like a pack of dogs.
What exactly did I do to piss you off?
(Hold on, let me get my umbrella...)
Ok, I'm ready, heave your shit.
this must be where you are using the magickalness to deluded yoyurself and ignore what is staring you in the eye.
QuoteSo far I've touched more than a few nerves- (don't deny it- or I'll quote you) You have yet to touch one of mine.
more magickal control of reality by will and self delusion. yippeee!
this si one thread. next post: a different thread.
we0000! fun fun fun!
Quote from: Horab FibslagerQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Now that I think about it, I thikn I'm gonna declare Mal3 Eric... Maybe not the Eric but he's close enough.
Hmmm...Eric as a concept rather than an alledged person?
Naw...He's more the Tao/EvT type. Unable to break away from the PD and the RAW bullshit.
In Subgenius jargon, he has shown the classic traits of the bobbie.
However, as I have said...he HAS potential, if he can get away from parrotting that dumbass Thornley.
i agree. tho i don't knwo abotu the last sentence. did you actually go to the website?
teh problem with initiates(regardles o fhow long they think they've been discordian) is they often use numbers of like 23 for thei rnumbers games withotu realizing the value of 24 and 22, of 17 and six. they post 'absurdity" without satire, pardoy or underlying messages or meaning.
tehy call themslves psychics and believe it, withotu even considering the gypsy switch.
if they really want to emulate thronley or hill, maybe they oughta start thinking for themsleves. hill was pretty good at this, ro else i assume so given he turned his back on the religion he founded.
Bang on, Horab.
Pointless gibberish != ranting.
Quote from: Horab Fibslagerpontification therein you declare the majority of us bullies, but particularly roger(for some odd reason)
It isn't easy, having a good time. :lol:
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Horab FibslagerQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Now that I think about it, I thikn I'm gonna declare Mal3 Eric... Maybe not the Eric but he's close enough.
Hmmm...Eric as a concept rather than an alledged person?
Naw...He's more the Tao/EvT type. Unable to break away from the PD and the RAW bullshit.
In Subgenius jargon, he has shown the classic traits of the bobbie.
However, as I have said...he HAS potential, if he can get away from parrotting that dumbass Thornley.
i agree. tho i don't knwo abotu the last sentence. did you actually go to the website?
teh problem with initiates(regardles o fhow long they think they've been discordian) is they often use numbers of like 23 for thei rnumbers games withotu realizing the value of 24 and 22, of 17 and six. they post 'absurdity" without satire, pardoy or underlying messages or meaning.
tehy call themslves psychics and believe it, withotu even considering the gypsy switch.
if they really want to emulate thronley or hill, maybe they oughta start thinking for themsleves. hill was pretty good at this, ro else i assume so given he turned his back on the religion he founded.
Bang on, Horab.
Pointless gibberish != ranting.
i've been writing absurdist stuff for years. not puting underlying and subtle parody/satire/meaning/message is not even trying. anyone can write yumhjyunmhjyunmhjyuhjyuasdfgrqt45gvgtfrjhugft. does this make one a good nonsense writer? no. i've seen computer programs write better nonsense.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Horab Fibslagerpontification therein you declare the majority of us bullies, but particularly roger(for some odd reason)
It isn't easy, having a good time. :lol:
i don't think he realizes that that thread wasn;t the first incarnation of it that's been written here(tho it may be yoru first). adn that it really does reflect the feelings adn thoughts of some of the long term posters(soem of which cannot even be called regular posters anymore). further the lack of understanding th eevents and history in relation to the thread, caused him to chew on much dick.
Quote from: Horab Fibslager
i've been writing absurdist stuff for years. not puting underlying and subtle parody/satire/meaning/message is not even trying. anyone can write yumhjyunmhjyunmhjyuhjyuasdfgrqt45gvgtfrjhugft. does this make one a good nonsense writer? no. i've seen computer programs write better nonsense.
Yep.
Which brings us back to the whole "23" bit. Words cannot describe the anticipation I feel, as I endlessly hit reload, waiting for the next retard to tell us his/her insights on 5, 23, etc.
Funniest part is, this is nothing more than an infantile need to find ORDER in numbers, rather than just getting your kicks letting the universe bat you around.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Funniest part is, this is nothing more than an infantile need to find ORDER in numbers, rather than just getting your kicks letting the universe bat you around.
anothe rgood point.
soemtime i might write what the whoel numerology thing is to me, btu needless to say, i just notice some numbers mroe than others. when i was using a lot of 1337, i notice 1337 alot or 137 or 1338 or 1336.
the law of fives is less maniphest the less i look!
Blah blah blah blah blah
excuses excuses.
we're all guilty of the same things. Period.
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryBlah blah blah blah blah
excuses excuses.
we're all guilty of the same things. Period.
Ah, yes...projection, the penultimate excuse.
Why work to produce quality rants, when you can just accuse others of your sin.
TGRR,
WILL throw the first stone.
what happened to wanting to argue your point?
:lol:
Quote from: Horab FibslagerQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Horab Fibslagerpontification therein you declare the majority of us bullies, but particularly roger(for some odd reason)
It isn't easy, having a good time. :lol:
i don't think he realizes that that thread wasn;t the first incarnation of it that's been written here(tho it may be yoru first). adn that it really does reflect the feelings adn thoughts of some of the long term posters(soem of which cannot even be called regular posters anymore). further the lack of understanding th eevents and history in relation to the thread, caused him to chew on much dick.
Yep. Chanting the hoary, mildewed old gibberish of the PD doesn't keep the religion
alive. Hell, that's too much like Christianity.
What is needed is NEW stuff. New insights. New rants. New ideas.
Because, frankly, if it doesn't make me laugh until my guts bleed, I ain't interested.
What? You want a religion based around Chaos to change? Madness :roll:
Quote from: CainWhat? You want a religion based around Chaos to change? Madness :roll:
Fuck you. I'm
sick. :lol:
Quote from: East Coast Hustlewhat happened to wanting to argue your point?
:lol:
What the hell WAS his point, anyway?
eh wants to do n00b' thinking for them.
i feel kind of left out. nobody roughed me over when i got here and i'm as ignorant as any of these folks you're fussing at.
twice as ignorant maybe
Quote from: One-Eyed Thayne Mageei feel kind of left out. nobody roughed me over when i got here and i'm as ignorant as any of these folks you're fussing at.
twice as ignorant maybe
Yeah, but you failed to make three (3) basic mistakes:
1. You realized that you were no longer the only Discordian you knew, and that we've already heard everything in the PD/BotSG, etc.
2. You didn't assume the mantle of Protector of teh n00bs, nor did you act like you'd been here for years (seniority doesn't buy anything here - I can assure you of that - but it's damn annoying when some tard starts pontificating about what "we" need, on his 2d week on the board).
3. You didn't attack people for no apparent reason (that's MY job).
got it. i never even heard of the PD and all that before i got here. never heard the word discordian until then either. my friend has this site bookmarked on her computer and i got bored when i was housesitting for her. she has some weirdass sites bookmarked, and a bunch of shopping stuff, but this one looked pretty cool.
Quote from: One-Eyed Thayne Mageegot it. i never even heard of the PD and all that before i got here. never heard the word discordian until then either. my friend has this site bookmarked on her computer and i got bored when i was housesitting for her. she has some weirdass sites bookmarked, and a bunch of shopping stuff, but this one looked pretty cool.
See? "Bob" works in mysterious ways.
You might find him by raiding your friend's computer, or just run into him while he's downtown, giving hobos haircuts.
Quote from: One-Eyed Thayne Mageei feel kind of left out. nobody roughed me over when i got here and i'm as ignorant as any of these folks you're fussing at.
twice as ignorant maybe
Sorry Magee; GET A FUCKING EYEBALL YOU N00b!
P.S. You need to submit videos of your woman twitch-farting.
Quote from:  Quote from: One-Eyed Thayne Mageei feel kind of left out. nobody roughed me over when i got here and i'm as ignorant as any of these folks you're fussing at.
twice as ignorant maybe
Sorry Magee; GET A FUCKING EYEBALL YOU N00b!
Let's mug him, and use his glass eye for a cueball.
BRILLIANT!
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Glad you liked it!
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So, are we mugging him or what?
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he will not be able to withstand the fury of my codpiece.
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WHy is it that most n00bs forget the second half (the hidden) of the Law of Fives (paraphrased: "depending on the skill and imagination of the person looking")?
To be so rigidly single-minded about what is essentially pattern recognition just seems silly.
they laugh at the joke without taking the time to even listen to the joke.
ye an dverily, they are as monkeys who cover they're ears, or the eyes, but refuse to cover their mouths, piling forth venomous bile and retarded tripe.
Quote from: Horab Fibslagerthey laugh at the joke without taking the time to even listen to the joke.
ye an dverily, they are as monkeys who cover they're ears, or the eyes, but refuse to cover their mouths, piling forth venomous bile and retarded tripe.
Yeah, what he said. You're in fine form at the moment, Horab.
Yeah, he's making everyone else look bad. I say we kill him. :lol:
Quote from: One-Eyed Thayne Mageei feel kind of left out. nobody roughed me over when i got here and i'm as ignorant as any of these folks you're fussing at.
twice as ignorant maybe
STFU N00b
I hope that works out for you because thats all you're going to get.
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryQuoteand while you're probaly lyin gabotu the two gf's if it's true you're probaly a real ass for manipulating people that way and having two affairs simultaneous.
I'm sorry to back up like this but...
was that a MORAL JUDGEMENT?????
see- we're all guilty of the same things.
just sayin.
Oh no... you see ... we don't care that you're that way... we do not shun you for that....
you mistake moral judgement for mere observation...
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryBlah blah blah blah blah
excuses excuses.
we're all guilty of the same things. Period.
Yippie.... but the answer is that some of us have stopped being guilty of stupid things and some are still persuing stupid things....
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryThat's the joy of anonymous messageboards!
It's like with road rage-
Theres no chance of actual phisical altercation- so we are free to do as we want. Me, you, everybody.
Critisizing critisism of critisism gets confusing. I'm completely lost.
Lets mambo instead!
(and the girlfriends are well aware of each other)
anonymous message boards?!?!?
listen sir... do you know anything of Rhonda?!?!?
she's around... and what about Carl... you ever hear of him... there are people around here that will interact with you on a personal level but I guess you could accuse us of anonymous road rage seeing ass you have not chosen to be personal with us.
I think some of them laugh because they think that they are supposed to laugh, and they never even learn why it is funny.
Just remember, n00bs, that wearing pink feathers in your hair and running around quoting the PD may just get you shot by Mormons. It may also cause Jihads.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCI think some of them laugh because they think that they are supposed to laugh, and they never even learn why it is funny.
Just remember, n00bs, that wearing pink feathers in your hair and running around quoting the PD may just get you shot by Mormons. It may also cause Jihads.
*speaking from the tarp*
you know... we haven't had a good Jihad for awhile... I'll get the Pickled Grenades....
Quote from: Horab Fibslager
a preacher walks into the bar and decries all present tobe sinners, evil and a scourge upon the earth, there i s an argument. soem folsk think they really are being sinners, soem peopel point at other drinkers and call thems inners. someon eargues with the preacher wherein th epreacher calims he is a better hetero sexual because he gets all teh youn g babes, at which point adulterous lust is a greater sin than hedonism of the mind, on the basis it deprives the family of it's base units, and manipulates the young babes into an unhealthy relationship that cannot be emotionally satisfying for any of th eyoung woemn exploited by the preacher. the preacher then ssays unto them, is this then a moral judgement? thereby debasing his original declaration further, showing that he too, has sinned, and in the word of jesus motherfucking christ, let he who is withotu sin throw the first stone. andi say "let he who admits his sins start throwing stones at the dumb fur fuck who thinks he is withotu sin"
Sin? SIN? SIN!!!
Ah HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH AAAA
BWAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH A!!!!!
First you denounce me for being moral and judgemental
then you actually call me a sinner?
I never mentioned sin, nor do I believe in it.
But apparently you do.
I think you're a closet Christian.
Time for an outing anyone?
:roll:
e-penis waving competition anyone? I mean, everyone else is doing it... 8)
About the Noobs-
You guys are hyper-critical about the noobs.
You're obsessed with pinpointing that which is wrong with them.
Why not focus on what's wrong with OLDS for a while?
Just for a change up.
(Not a command, just a suggestion) :D
I dont think anyone cared until you and Roger made it into an issue. It was like a rite of passage, post silly shit we all know, get flamed, stop doing it. A cycle as old as the internet itself...
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryAbout the Noobs-
You guys are hyper-critical about the noobs.
You're obsessed with pinpointing that which is wrong with them.
Why not focus on what's wrong with OLDS for a while?
Just for a change up.
(Not a command, just a suggestion) :D
If you actually had poked around here a bit, you'll see that we focus on the OLDS in between the times when n00bs try to tell us how to think.
I'll chalk your ignorance of how the PD.com forums flow up to inexperience, and not because you're utterly retarded.
You try to control the noobs (into not annoying you)
I tried to assert control over you (to not trash the noobs so much)
And you tried to assert control over me (into not controlling you, controlling the noobs)
the lesson- everyone wants to be in control
No one wants to be controlled, except me. I enjoy giving up my sense of self to a strong-handed master.
You haven't seen what controlled is.
And I am a little taken aback that you seem to frame your existence around the concept of control.
Don't you remember that Eris has declared us all to be Free?
Bad Discordian! Bad! Falling for Greyface thinking!
Quote from:  
Sorry Magee; GET A FUCKING EYEBALL YOU N00b!
P.S. You need to submit videos of your woman twitch-farting.
yeah right. on the day i wanna die, i'll do that. she's scary when she's mad. she makes my ears bleed, dude.
seriously, i wish i could accomodate you, pal. she never stops talking, but when she has to fart she kind of blinks and squishes her face together, tucks in her abs, lift-twitches that one leg up and lets one rip. then she says 'oh gawd, i'm so sorry.' and then she does it again and says "oh gawd."
you'd die. you surely would.
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryQuote from: Horab Fibslager
a preacher walks into the bar and decries all present tobe sinners, evil and a scourge upon the earth, there i s an argument. soem folsk think they really are being sinners, soem peopel point at other drinkers and call thems inners. someon eargues with the preacher wherein th epreacher calims he is a better hetero sexual because he gets all teh youn g babes, at which point adulterous lust is a greater sin than hedonism of the mind, on the basis it deprives the family of it's base units, and manipulates the young babes into an unhealthy relationship that cannot be emotionally satisfying for any of th eyoung woemn exploited by the preacher. the preacher then ssays unto them, is this then a moral judgement? thereby debasing his original declaration further, showing that he too, has sinned, and in the word of jesus motherfucking christ, let he who is withotu sin throw the first stone. andi say "let he who admits his sins start throwing stones at the dumb fur fuck who thinks he is withotu sin"
Sin? SIN? SIN!!!
Ah HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH AAAA
BWAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH A!!!!!
First you denounce me for being moral and judgemental
then you actually call me a sinner?
I never mentioned sin, nor do I believe in it.
But apparently you do.
I think you're a closet Christian.
Time for an outing anyone?
nope...
based on this exchange, I think he might actually be retarded.
like, in a smooshed-head, down's syndrome kind of way, not in a "I'm some 16 year old brat who thinks they know shit from shinola" way.
8)
Like, proper retarded?
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Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryQuote from: Horab Fibslager
a preacher walks into the bar and decries all present tobe sinners, evil and a scourge upon the earth, there i s an argument. soem folsk think they really are being sinners, soem peopel point at other drinkers and call thems inners. someon eargues with the preacher wherein th epreacher calims he is a better hetero sexual because he gets all teh youn g babes, at which point adulterous lust is a greater sin than hedonism of the mind, on the basis it deprives the family of it's base units, and manipulates the young babes into an unhealthy relationship that cannot be emotionally satisfying for any of th eyoung woemn exploited by the preacher. the preacher then ssays unto them, is this then a moral judgement? thereby debasing his original declaration further, showing that he too, has sinned, and in the word of jesus motherfucking christ, let he who is withotu sin throw the first stone. andi say "let he who admits his sins start throwing stones at the dumb fur fuck who thinks he is withotu sin"
Sin? SIN? SIN!!!
Ah HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH AAAA
BWAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH A!!!!!
First you denounce me for being moral and judgemental
then you actually call me a sinner?
I never mentioned sin, nor do I believe in it.
But apparently you do.
I think you're a closet Christian.
Time for an outing anyone?
How about that, taking metaphorical language literally.
What are you, postmodernist? I think you look pretty postmodernist. We don't serve your kind around here.
Sinner.
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryAbout the Noobs-
You guys are hyper-critical about the noobs.
You're obsessed with pinpointing that which is wrong with them.
Why not focus on what's wrong with OLDS for a while?
Just for a change up.
(Not a command, just a suggestion) :D
Or else you're just insane.
One or the other.
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryYou try to control the noobs (into not annoying you)
I tried to assert control over you (to not trash the noobs so much)
And you tried to assert control over me (into not controlling you, controlling the noobs)
the lesson- everyone wants to be in control
No one wants to be controlled.
Okay, I give up on this moron. :lol:
He's hopeless.
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryQuote from: Horab Fibslager
a preacher walks into the bar and decries all present tobe sinners, evil and a scourge upon the earth, there i s an argument. soem folsk think they really are being sinners, soem peopel point at other drinkers and call thems inners. someon eargues with the preacher wherein th epreacher calims he is a better hetero sexual because he gets all teh youn g babes, at which point adulterous lust is a greater sin than hedonism of the mind, on the basis it deprives the family of it's base units, and manipulates the young babes into an unhealthy relationship that cannot be emotionally satisfying for any of th eyoung woemn exploited by the preacher. the preacher then ssays unto them, is this then a moral judgement? thereby debasing his original declaration further, showing that he too, has sinned, and in the word of jesus motherfucking christ, let he who is withotu sin throw the first stone. andi say "let he who admits his sins start throwing stones at the dumb fur fuck who thinks he is withotu sin"
Sin? SIN? SIN!!!
Ah HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH AAAA
BWAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH A!!!!!
First you denounce me for being moral and judgemental
then you actually call me a sinner?
I never mentioned sin, nor do I believe in it.
But apparently you do.
I think you're a closet Christian.
Time for an outing anyone?
go back an d read it agai, this time with your brain turned on mroan.
and i like and admire jesus as a great example of the capacity for human goodness that would ebnice if we tried to be lik ehim(rather than used his rather painful death as an excuse for our lack of personal responibility).
it was an allegory(or parable), using a more easily recognized symbol which is also synomnymic with teh message you seemed to be making. we are sinners(bullies) who are would discorage the n00bs with our trial of fire,according to you.
You like Jesus eh?
You fucking christian
How bout this quote-
"I tell you he who hath cried "fool! fool!" has already commited murder in his heart" -Gosphel of Mary Magdeline
and however you try to frame it, it's still the African calling the Aborigine black.
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost PenisSEE? THERE IS SQUINTY EYED GIGGLES! THIS MEANS MAL IS BLUE COLORED!
Actually Im black and pink,,,
MalIII might be diffrent
Quote from: Malaclypse the Tertiary
Do you guys have something against gay/bi people?
not as far as Ive ever seen here
the only thing that gets bounced around here are folks who like lil kids
I'm brown.
KIll whitey!
KIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL Whitey!
Quote from: Horab Fibslagerand while you're probaly lyin gabotu the two gf's if it's true you're probaly a real ass for manipulating people that way and having two affairs simultaneous
Its called polyamoury
and there isnt a darn thing wrong with that Horab my dear...
Quote from: MalaulQuote from: Malaclypse the Tertiary
Do you guys have something against gay/bi people?
not as far as Ive ever seen here
the only thing that gets bounced around here are folks who like lil kids
Quote from: Horab Fibslager
this will reconvened at poee.co.uk. because fuckin hate being told i'm immoral by some cunt ass moralsitic dick eating contest champion.
Horab should give me his phone number so I can blow him and rid him of his homophobia.
Quote from: MalaulQuote from: Horab Fibslagerand while you're probaly lyin gabotu the two gf's if it's true you're probaly a real ass for manipulating people that way and having two affairs simultaneous
Its called polyamoury
and there isnt a darn thing wrong with that Horab my dear...
Thank you thank you thank you
Oh sweet voice of reason!
Im neither reasonable or sweet
but
Sometime I need to throw my 5 cents in
I think you should also realise MalIII, he wasnt callin you a fag
EAting dick around here kinda equals into being a jerk
who knows why
but Im pretty sure he wasnt trying to be homophobic...
Well it is true that I would win the dick sucking contest
And the pussy eating contest- and the asshole eating contest- and the ball licking contest- and the toe sucking contest-
and any other contest involving my mouth pleasuring a part of another persons body.
:wink:
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryWell it is true that I would win the dick sucking contest
And the pussy eating contest
:wink:
I think ECH may have you at that one. Seriously, he loves telling that story.
So, pop 10cents in his ass and you can ride Mal's face all night. :lol:
Quote from: synaptyxSo, pop 10cents in his ass and you can ride Mal's face all night. :lol:
Jeez... You gotta use a clearer nickname.
I was thinking, "I know Malaul's not gonna like
this."
Quote from: MalaulQuote from: Horab Fibslagerand while you're probaly lyin gabotu the two gf's if it's true you're probaly a real ass for manipulating people that way and having two affairs simultaneous
Its called polyamoury
and there isnt a darn thing wrong with that Horab my dear...
i disagree. not because i don't think it's possible, but because a healthy relationship is an emotional an dphysical an dintelectual commitment between two people to share expereiences and whatnot betweeen each other for a time, wether it's a week or a month or years upon years.
and in my expreince(and i've hung out with alot of folks, guys an dgirls who thought they were players) folks who'
ve had two or more bf's/gf's are highly manipulative.
but i'm the jealou stype, an unnatural human emotion, that i sused to control others. and a monogamist.
as well i consider cheating physically to be less worse than sharing things on should with one's SO, but not others to be far worse. you know th eemotional commitemnt and bond.
in any case, i'm guessing if he has two girlfreinds, they're probaly emotional and physically deprived, jsut the right kind of woman to be preyed on by his sort.
ui'm not homophobic, and accusing me of such shows your moralistic high ground thing. i have gay freinds, i have straght freinds who flirt with(because we are bored at work). by eatig dick i don't mean sucking dick or a sexual act whatsoever. i mean eating dick, chewing it up and swallowing it down. dicks of all kinds, human walrus porpoise, elephant.
if iwas gonna call you a fag i'd call you a fag, but you're no tmy freind so i don't share those jokes with you.
as for th edick suckiong contest i bet i know lots of folks who suck mroe dick in a day than you have in your life. or the opposite there of.
QuoteYou like Jesus eh?
You fucking christian
How bout this quote-
"I tell you he who hath cried "fool! fool!" has already commited murder in his heart" -Gosphel of Mary Magdeline
and however you try to frame it, it's still the African calling the Aborigine black.
was the gospel of mary magdaline written in the 70's? upon further inspection it appears it is a modern day book of mormon.
furhter, does this aerve a prupose other than to make you look stupider and more cunty?
otherwise, you're still a hampion dick eater. go heil hitler with george bush you bush youth cunt.
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryQuote from: MalaulQuote from: Malaclypse the Tertiary
Do you guys have something against gay/bi people?
not as far as Ive ever seen here
the only thing that gets bounced around here are folks who like lil kids
Quote from: Horab Fibslager
this will reconvened at poee.co.uk. because fuckin hate being told i'm immoral by some cunt ass moralsitic dick eating contest champion.
Horab should give me his phone number so I can blow him and rid him of his homophobia.
I think you should STFU or give me your home adress so I can break your fingers and keyboard.
that won't solve anything, because he can still post mahdjickqually.
8)
Quote from: East Coast Hustlethat won't solve anything, because he can still post mahdjickqually.
8)
Not after I shove his fingers through his eyes he cant.
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryYou like Jesus eh?
You fucking christian
How bout this quote-
"I tell you he who hath cried "fool! fool!" has already commited murder in his heart" -Gosphel of Mary Magdeline
and however you try to frame it, it's still the African calling the Aborigine black.
Yes... someday they will realize they are not black and to quit calling each other words that people that are wrong use ( you know the whites... how also are not white... see how wrong those whites are)
Quote from: Cainshove his fingers through his eyes he cant.
edit: yoinked
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryQuote from: MalaulQuote from: Malaclypse the Tertiary
Do you guys have something against gay/bi people?
not as far as Ive ever seen here
the only thing that gets bounced around here are folks who like lil kids
Quote from: Horab Fibslager
this will reconvened at poee.co.uk. because fuckin hate being told i'm immoral by some cunt ass moralsitic dick eating contest champion.
Horab should give me his phone number so I can blow him and rid him of his homophobia.
Horab is obviously calling you a whore, now stfu yuo fucking homo.
We don't have anything against gay people but we had tardos. Yes, I know its kind of harsh to hate on retards but seriously, they get on my fucking nerves when the post unoriginal drivel on forums.
Quote from: Malaclypse the Tertiary(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b389/inert_chaos/PelosiSTFU.jpg)
Quote from: LMNOQuote from: synaptyxSo, pop 10cents in his ass and you can ride Mal's face all night. :lol:
Jeez... You gotta use a clearer nickname.
I was thinking, "I know Malaul's not gonna like this."
I was wondering as well
which Mal didja mean that S?
do you take facial abuse for ten cents?
We could start referring to Malaul as "teh eyebrow chiXX0r" for clarity.
:shock:
On second thought, maybe not.
Quote from: ataraxiaWe could start referring to Malaul as "teh eyebrow chiXX0r" for clarity.
:shock:
On second thought, maybe not.
I have a better idea. Malaul was here first. She gets to be Mal.
We can just call M^3 "Bobby".
meh. mal baby has been mal3 around here for probaly longer than that fur site has been on the net. she didn't presume to be mal-3, it just sorta happened, and in my book, that aloen gives her automatic right to the mal 3 title over any self proclaimed malalaclypse moran. seriously it's worse than naming your kid kallista (and damning her to extreme vainity and abuse of men for life)
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: ataraxiaWe could start referring to Malaul as "teh eyebrow chiXX0r" for clarity.
:shock:
On second thought, maybe not.
I have a better idea. Malaul was here first. She gets to be Mal.
We can just call M^3 "Bobby".
i call him entertainment. kidn alike japanese game shows. it's awful,a nd yet i just change the channel after berating my freinds for watchign such tripe.
Horab- they're called the Gnostic gosphels, or the Nag Hammadi scrolls.
They were unearthed in 1945 in Egypt- and they were writen before 300 ad by the Gnostic church- who were all wiped out by the Roman Catholics.
READ THEM
right- Jesus would never say we should be nice to each other- that would be so against his charachter
and... oooh! Threats of violence. Oh wait... it's from Cain.
I guess that's probably to be expected from a guy named Cain
(pay no attention to me, I'm really, really full of myself.)
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryHorab- they're called the Gnostic gosphels, or the Nag Hammadi scrolls.
They were ALLEGEDLY unearthed in 1945 in Egypt- and they were ALLEGEDLY writTen before 300 ad by the Gnostic church- who were all ALLEGEDLY wiped out by the Roman Catholics.
Fixed that for ya, bucko.
Quote from: Baron von HooplaQuote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryHorab- they're called the Gnostic gosphels, or the Nag Hammadi scrolls.
They were ALLEGEDLY unearthed in 1945 in Egypt- and they were ALLEGEDLY writTen before 300 ad by the Gnostic church- who were all ALLEGEDLY wiped out by the Roman Catholics.
Fixed that for ya, bucko.
Let's not let facts stand in the way of a good conspiracy theory, now.
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryHorab- they're called the Gnostic gosphels, or the Nag Hammadi scrolls.
They were unearthed in 1945 in Egypt- and they were writen before 300 ad by the Gnostic church- who were all wiped out by the Roman Catholics.
READ THEM
right- Jesus would never say we should be nice to each other- that would be so against his charachter
and... oooh! Threats of violence. Oh wait... it's from Cain.
I guess that's probably to be expected from a guy named Cain
(pay no attention to me, I'm really, really full of myself.)
reaks of bullshit
Peter said to Mary, "Sister, we know that the Saviour loved you more than the rest of women. Tell us the words of the Saviour which you remember - which you know (but) we do not, nor have we heard them." Mary answered and said, "What is hidden from you I will proclaim to you." And she began to speak to them these words: "I," she said, "I saw the Lord in a vision and I said to him, 'Lord, I saw you today in a vision.' He answered and said to me, 'Blessed are you that you did not waver at the sight of me. For where the mind is, there is the treasure.' I said to him, 'Lord, how does he who sees the vision see it through the soul or through the spirit?' The Saviour answered and said, 'He does not see through the soul nor through the spirit, but the mind which [is] between the two - that is [what] sees the vision...'
aside form teh conflicitn histories of the manustcript itself, sound slike a necronomicon.
also your quote didn't google, and couldn't be found in any of the versions i found, which read liek they were written by an eastern philosphy fanboy.
also any gnostics in teh lifetime(or near) of jesus would've been wiped out by l;ocal geovenrments, jewish poluation, the roman gentiles, etc. teh roman catholic chrush didn't even bgein to exist at this time, an duntil much later when they were having the congress of bishops and whatnot.
you knwo significantly less on a subject i am admittedly ignorant about.
in any case, i believe it was you who started out by nto being nice.
it's kinda liek this girl at work who bitches at me, says awful things about my personal life of which she has no business or knowledge about and then if i should unintentionally park my skid in front of hers(soemthign that happens commmonly, among all the employees) says that if i am gonn a be a dink, she can be a bigger one.
i'm generally a pretty nice guy, just not a spineless one.
here's soem grandmotherly kindness:
stfu, and use your brain. meditate a little, you're more likely to find teh solution to that which troubles you within, for it is from there that it springs.
Quote from: Malaclypse the Terminally dull
and... oooh! Threats of violence. Oh wait... it's from Cain.
I guess that's probably to be expected from a guy named Cain
(pay no attention to me, I'm really, really full of bullshit.)
Quote from: Malaclypse the Tertiary
Do you guys have something against gay/bi people?
If they did, you would see a lot more of me bitching people out for being homophobic, because Im bi and I cant stand homophobes.
Horab is definatly
not a homophobe.
~BMW~
it's true i flirt with gay ppl all teh time.
Let's just call Mal3 MalT. or Malt. :D
mal teh moran!
Lets just take turns taking dumps on his chest while everyone not dumping sings showtunes. This is probably the best solution for everyone despite the fact that I don't like showtunes and can't sing.
Quote from: agent compassionLet's just call Mal3 MalT. or Malt. :D
Chocholate or Strawberry? :lol:
I second calling Mal Tertiary, MalT :lol: :twisted:
Quote from: Horab Fibslagermal teh moran!
let me re suggest that one.
he's put alot of hardwork into earning it afteralll.
<-- doesn't call jsu tanyone anything the moran.
Quote from: Horab Fibslager
reaks of bullshit (Gnostic Gosphels)
all gosphels reak of bullshit. All of them are second hand at best. That's the way it is with the Buddhist sutras too. It doesn't matter if they're real or not. What matters is if they have something good to say.
Quote from: Horab Fibslager
i'm generally a pretty nice guy,
If that's true than let's just stop fighting already.
I'm not a moron. I'm a human being. And you are too.
Quote from: Malaclypse the Tertiary
If that's true than let's just stop fighting already.
What?
After your attacks on me (and others) NOW you want to stop?
Fights have to end sometime.
Who fucking cares who started it. I'm offering a hatchet (to everyone)- bury it with me, or ram it back into my skull- your choice.
Quote from: Lets just take turns taking dumps on his chest while everyone not dumping sings showtunes. This is probably the best solution for everyone despite the fact that I don't like showtunes and can't sing.
I still like my idea.
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryQuote from: Horab Fibslager
reaks of bullshit (Gnostic Gosphels)
all gosphels reak of bullshit. All of them are second hand at best. That's the way it is with the Buddhist sutras too. It doesn't matter if they're real or not. What matters is if they have something good to say.
Quote from: Horab Fibslager
i'm generally a pretty nice guy,
If that's true than let's just stop fighting already.
I'm not a moron. I'm a human being. And you are too.
wrong bullshit :P
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryFights have to end sometime.
Who fucking cares who started it. I'm offering a hatchet (to everyone)- bury it with me, or ram it back into my skull- your choice.
I agree with you on this one(
but only if you actually mean it).You both know where each other stands.Everyone seems to know where everyone else stands.Lets stop trying to step on everyone elses toe(espescially on purpose)
Internet fights only stay fresh for a day or to,then it starts to get real stale.
Mal3, I'd suggest righting in the Huge Font size.
I sincerely and humbly apologize for any offenseBut then again,I am all for giving people a second chance.
meh, it's all good.
Quote from: VerthaineQuote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryFights have to end sometime.
Who fucking cares who started it. I'm offering a hatchet (to everyone)- bury it with me, or ram it back into my skull- your choice.
I agree with you on this one(but only if you actually mean it).You both know where each other stands.Everyone seems to know where everyone else stands.Lets stop trying to step on everyone elses toe(espescially on purpose)
Internet fights only stay fresh for a day or to,then it starts to get real stale.
Mal3, I'd suggest righting in the Huge Font size.
I sincerely and humbly apologize for any offense
But then again,I am all for giving people a second chance.
I am not sorry I stabbed him though. I never apologize for feeding.
Verthaine- I do mean it. And thank you for being reasonable.
I sincerely and humbly apologize to all parties for any offense
I'm not just tired of fighting. I'm tired of cutting myself off/ being cut off from what good is in the charachters (I mean that in a good way) on this board.
... Moving on...
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryVerthaine- I do mean it. And thank you for being reasonable.
I sincerely and humbly apologize to all parties for any offense
I'm not just tired of fighting. I'm tired of cutting myself off/ being cut off from what good is in the charachters (I mean that in a good way) on this board.
... Moving on...
I am still not apologizing for stabbing you. Just saying.
so-k
stabbies heal
I figured you would understand.
It's a compulsive disorder. I have stabbed everyone on this board at one time or another.
Even yourself? God, that's so emo.
:: doesn't recall being stabbed though it may explain the nagging pain in my big toe ::
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryVerthaine- I do mean it. And thank you for being reasonable.
I sincerely and humbly apologize to all parties for any offense
I'm not just tired of fighting. I'm tired of cutting myself off/ being cut off from what good is in the charachters (I mean that in a good way) on this board.
... Moving on...
Okay. If it's good enough for Vertahine, it's good enough for me.
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryFights have to end sometime.
Who fucking cares who started it. I'm offering a hatchet (to everyone)- bury it with me, or ram it back into my skull- your choice.
Look... bury it alone... and it won't be around anymore... why ask others when you can act on your own?
Why, because sometimes people enjoy the fight too much! So you have to make a clear ending of it or else they'll go on forever.
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryVerthaine- I do mean it. And thank you for being reasonable.
I sincerely and humbly apologize to all parties for any offense
I'm not just tired of fighting. I'm tired of cutting myself off/ being cut off from what good is in the charachters (I mean that in a good way) on this board.
... Moving on...
Sometimes I should read further into the thread.... I wont ever do it but sometimes I should.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Malaclypse the TertiaryVerthaine- I do mean it. And thank you for being reasonable.
I sincerely and humbly apologize to all parties for any offense
I'm not just tired of fighting. I'm tired of cutting myself off/ being cut off from what good is in the charachters (I mean that in a good way) on this board.
... Moving on...
Okay. If it's good enough for Vertahine, it's good enough for me.
Baa...
I mean, me too.
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis[qu\quote]Sometimes I should read further into the thread.... I wont ever do it but sometimes I should.
it's got all the fun and action of naz's alien greeen painted women and drug lors who are on amission to get preggers.
Quote from: The DoctorWhy, because sometimes people enjoy the fight too much! So you have to make a clear ending of it or else they'll go on forever.
Really?!?!?
thanks for sharing.
HEY GUYS THIS GUY WILL FIGHT WITH YOU FOR A REALLY LONG TIME IF NO ONE MAKES A CLEAR ENDING OF IT...
HAVE AT.
*throws jellybabies at chaosgraves*
STFU, earthling :)
Quote from:  Even yourself? God, that's so emo.
Never stabbed myself.
<stabs Chaosgraves>
<stabs self>
That was fun...
You're a doctor. That's cheating. You get paid to do it.
Paid? No sir, I'm strictly freelance. ::stabs self again::
Quote from: The DoctorPaid? No sir, I'm strictly freelance. ::stabs self again::
At least have the decency to drag yourself over to that tarp if you're going to insist on bleeding so much.
Fair enough. ::lies on tarp::
Could I maybe get a drink while I'm laying here? This may take a while...
Quote from: The DoctorFair enough. ::lies on tarp::
Could I maybe get a drink while I'm laying here? This may take a while...
We only have tequila here.
::watches stab wounds heal::
Tequila...ok. Just leave the bottle. :D
Quote from: The Doctor::watches stab wounds heal::
Tequila...ok. Just leave the bottle. :D
Fuck bottles!
<leaves a fifty gallon barrel>
Thanks good sir!
I wonder if I drank enough of this if I could actually get intoxicated. Only one way to find out...
::inserts telescoping straw into barrel, lies down again, and proceeds to drink::
Quote from: The DoctorFair enough. ::lies on tarp::
Could I maybe get a drink while I'm laying here? This may take a while...
:: stabs the doctor::
MMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY TTTTTTAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPP.
::gets off tarp, staggers away::
*runs in and gets ready to wrap "The Doctor" up in a tarp and throw it down the stairs but realizes he's too late*
Fuck...
:spittake:
Bump.
Quote from: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 24, 2005, 10:51:50 PM
Lets just take turns taking dumps on his chest while everyone not dumping sings showtunes. This is probably the best solution for everyone despite the fact that I don't like showtunes and can't sing.
This is the best post in this entire thread.
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SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK! WHAT DID I JUST READ?
Quote from: /b/earman on July 31, 2013, 03:08:53 AM
SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK! WHAT DID I JUST READ?
You read the pre-Discordian civil war average post.
No.