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put a neural net in it and train it to take stupid things really seriously and wait for it to register an account

While putting metal in a microwave can damage the magnetron by causing an impedance mismatch, it depends on the shape and size of the metal and the time it is in the microwave. Electrical arcing may also occur on pieces of metal that are not smooth, or have points (e.g., a fork). Distributed metallic surfaces that are not subject to arcing and do not appreciably alter the magnetron's RF load can be used in a microwave with no danger; examples include the metalized surfaces used in browning sleeves and pizza-cooking platforms

True, and please consider that putting things that aren't food in the microwave is completely awesome.  CDs are an old classic, but true nucular physicalists know that you can put a lit match under an upturned glass in there and freak your mom out something fierce.

Louis Prima? Smooth.
Pass the shrimp cocktail, Frankie.
And some sunglasses.

Next up: Chubby Batman

Wishfarple dies and gets to spend the rest of eternity scaring the everloving fuck out of obnoxious fat children.

this never happened but i did manage to sneak up on a squirrel and give it a really good start

RING RING!  Who is this?
Frank's Costume Shop?  Sorry, wings
And tights are mine, now

Next up: the sudden realization that you just swallowed a bug

Wishfarple dies and gets to spend the rest of eternity scaring the everloving fuck out of obnoxious fat children.

Is Staind emo, or just a bunch of whiney bitches?

Ron Jeremy's disembodied member walks the earth, fighting injustice wherever it arises.

Dear Bella,

War.  Good God, y'all.  What IS it good for?

Enormous, mutant bat develops sentience and pursues a career as a celebrated TV anchorman.

As long as Zorga is not 400 lbs and surly, she's still a step ahead of those who usually drive those carts at the grocery store.

Did I do this right?

Sorry, Eldora
I wanted an excuse to
Drink wine in the nude

Next up:  Merry Melodies: Behind The Camera

The throne of bones doesn't include any Discordian bones, LMNO.

Pfft!  Napalm?  Get creative at least.  *goes and finds the frostiest bitch in Utah and ties her to the top of the house* She'll absorb Napalm and a little bit more...

And, you're right Bella, the Discordian bones are on my necklace =P

I've got a Discordian bone you can sit on!