Mine's got a wobble in the rear driveshaft...
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Show posts MenuQuote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on May 10, 2014, 03:58:37 AM
Dood, that shit pisses me off kehd, as a pedestrian. I'm waitin' faw the walk light, and I staht ta cross, and some retahdid mothafackah decides to be a wickid douchebeg and hang a rightonred when I'm tryin' ta walk, and I just gotta shout, "Confound it you troglodyte! Utilize your directionals!" Fahkin blinkiz was put on theya fawra reason.
Quote from: Allfader Waffles on May 09, 2014, 09:50:38 PM
WaffleGF is at the hospital with her father, who is in the final stages of bladder cancer.
I'm at home, with the dog, the rats and the rabbits. Feeling awfully helpless and lonesome.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2014, 05:18:37 PMQuote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2014, 05:15:29 PMQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2014, 05:03:51 PMQuote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2014, 04:49:30 PMQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2014, 04:23:58 PM
Also, I made myself some breakfast yesterday morning, on account of Jenn having been overnight at my folks' house.
When they say "No-Stick Pan", this leads me to believe that it means NO STICK PAN. So I made some scrambled eggs. I don't really want to get into details, but Jenn is really pissed off about the whole thing. So now I have to write her some more awful poetry, or I won't get a beating tonight.
I thought we dealt with this. Scrambled egg - Microwave. Remove shell first.
If you listened to me, you wouldn't be getting a beating.
Then fuck that.
Anyway, here's the first draft:
I can see that you
Are upset, but you don't need
Those pants on right now
Have you considered employment at Hallmark?
Rejected. Those bastards don't know SHIT about romance.
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on May 09, 2014, 05:11:04 AM
My response to Marie: How nice of (Midsister) to inform me via you that I'm an uncle to yet another child I'll probably never meet. Sorry for the snark, but...
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 07, 2014, 03:05:28 PM
Roger visits and uses a public bathroom?
TOTALLY JUSTIFIED BOMB THREAT.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 25, 2014, 06:17:59 AM
That was pure fucking genius! I'll guarantee you that if my 22 year old self to visit, there'd be violence. Not quite so sure which one would be alive at the end of it
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 23, 2014, 05:42:06 PM
What if WE'RE the universe that got it right?
Oh, and 20C says hello.
That was a thing.