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Bring and Brag / Re: Lost & Derailed Tracks

« on: September 05, 2018, 10:55:04 pm »

while we are on the subject of unknown movie clips...

when i was younger, i was watching a film with my dad. And there was a family in a car, while in another car there is a maniac dude trying to kill the family i suppose by playing chicken. the camera shifts back and forth a few times, where the maniac dude is all maniacally happy, while the family is all freaking out...

i have spent nearly two decades trying to figure what movie this is from.

I spent 30 years trying to remember this awesome movie I saw in the 70s.  A fellow scifi geek identified it as Genesis 2.

It was fucking horrible.  Do not trust your younger self.

:O i am gonna make

It was fucking horrible.  Do not trust your younger self.

as part two of my signature.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats

« on: September 05, 2018, 10:49:56 pm »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnO3nijfYmU

Everyone should look at that except Cap.

... :O i time traveled to the late 80s early 90s :O

but yeah, that video is sexy as fuck after 3:00


okay, new thing...

DO WHAT HAPPENS IN THE VIDEO AFTER YOU STRIP!

Oh is it 3 minutes in? It’s been a while for me. I was locked away for a while after the first time I watched that video.

I believe it’s still banned here actually.

:O what country are you in?

We used to call it Canada.

:O what is it called now?

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Apple Talk / Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats

« on: September 05, 2018, 10:41:02 pm »

...i might fetch his music... for science and gnosis... maybe i will guess the video. :O

It will be very obvious about 1 minute in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnO3nijfYmU

Everyone should look at that except Cap.

... :O i time traveled to the late 80s early 90s :O

but yeah, that video is sexy as fuck after 3:00


okay, new thing...

DO WHAT HAPPENS IN THE VIDEO AFTER YOU STRIP!

Oh is it 3 minutes in? It’s been a while for me. I was locked away for a while after the first time I watched that video.

I believe it’s still banned here actually.

:O what country are you in?

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Apple Talk / Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats

« on: September 05, 2018, 10:28:33 pm »

...i might fetch his music... for science and gnosis... maybe i will guess the video. :O

It will be very obvious about 1 minute in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnO3nijfYmU

Everyone should look at that except Cap.

... :O i time traveled to the late 80s early 90s :O

but yeah, that video is sexy as fuck after 3:00


okay, new thing...

DO WHAT HAPPENS IN THE VIDEO AFTER YOU STRIP!

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Bring and Brag / Re: Lost & Derailed Tracks

« on: September 05, 2018, 10:13:17 pm »

while we are on the subject of unknown movie clips...

when i was younger, i was watching a film with my dad. And there was a family in a car, while in another car there is a maniac dude trying to kill the family i suppose by playing chicken. the camera shifts back and forth a few times, where the maniac dude is all maniacally happy, while the family is all freaking out...

i have spent nearly two decades trying to figure what movie this is from.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats

« on: September 05, 2018, 10:09:10 pm »

...i might fetch his music... for science and gnosis... maybe i will guess the video. :O

It will be very obvious about 1 minute in.

informative.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats

« on: September 05, 2018, 09:48:28 pm »

...i might fetch his music... for science and gnosis... maybe i will guess the video. :O

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Apple Talk / Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats

« on: September 05, 2018, 09:44:51 pm »

fine then i will go to the wikipedia gods and ask them.

You'll be sorry.

Robbie Williams is sort of the Manhattan Project of dysmorphia.

:O o my.

from the photos on wikipedia... he seems a little scary. :O
but for some odd reason i can see him singing with bieber... :O

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Apple Talk / Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats

« on: September 05, 2018, 09:35:48 pm »

 

fine then i will go to the wikipedia gods and ask them.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)

« on: September 05, 2018, 09:27:52 pm »

I feel as if I should point out that I have infested this planet for 50 years this October, and there is absolutely nothing you can shock me with when it comes to depravity.  If you were not around for the Reagan years, you cannot truly understand perversion and should find a different approach.  LMNO will back me up on this, he is almost as hideously old as I am, and would have fucked a mud puddle if it wiggled, back before he found Jesus.

Doktor Howl,
Old and vile and covered in fleas.

so, you're saying the other folk at the place you work is of a similar age? :O

*nods, this body was born during the Reagon Reign.

Yes.  We are all old and cranky, and hate young people.  Especially that bastard Kevin.

:3 interesting. well, as a goddess i am probably around 100 times your age. 4004. *nods.

HAH.  I am a Titan.  Like that Cronut guy. 


Therefore WAY older.

well... shit

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Apple Talk / Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats

« on: September 05, 2018, 09:25:41 pm »

Still not going to do it, even if I can strip to Tiny Tim’s duet with himself on I Got You Babe.

well... shit.
i guess...

there is no other option...
we have to summon Yig.

Yig Sithith?

no... apparently Yog Sothoth is busy...

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Apple Talk / Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats

« on: September 05, 2018, 09:24:56 pm »

I'm already naked.  What do I do now?

That British dude, Robbie Williams?  Remember that video?

please enlighten me? :O

No, you're too young.  You still have afterbirth on your damn forehead.  No Robbie Williams for you until you can buy your own beer.  Then MAYBE.

...well, i am old enough... but detrimental anxiety prevents me from buying it with out an id... also i end up being an absolute slut on any amount of alcohol...

Then DEFINITELY no Robbie Williams for you.

WE'RE RESPONSIBLE PEOPLE HERE.

*throws down what ever it is i am currently holding???

damn it all to hell... I AM A GODDESS! GRANT ME THE VIDEO OR I WILL SUMMON... something... they usually end up looking a mixture of goetia and some strange blob things... :O but they end up being really annoying because they make a high pitched EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE sound for quite a while... then the kinda turn to slush... and become a tornado... so GRANT ME THE VIDEO!

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)

« on: September 05, 2018, 09:20:20 pm »

Also, Engineers do not rule the world.  Engineers function at the whim of the people who carve up the budget.

The money people.  LMNO.  You know when they're around because your money panics in a moment of existential dread.  Your stocks go sideways and they will teach you to NEVER again stick your junk in the bond market, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do.  When money people are around, all the radio stations start playing Abba, except the religious AM stations, and those just start howling about "improper physics" or maybe about how "WE GOT YOUR FRIENDS WE GOT YOUR FAMILY IA IA IA!". 

Engineers design things, given enough motivation (pain, humiliation, astonishingly small bonuses, and maybe a convention or two that they falsely assume is a chance at mating).  Engineers in their resting state do whatever they can to prevent anything from actually being built or repaired, because YOU'RE DOIN' IT WRONG YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE MAINTENANCE OBJECT.  Their radios only play David Mustaine, because they're edgy like that.

MY people, on the other hand, are terminally-lazy, half-educated people that are good with their hands if you poke them with the stun wand a time or ten.  They have a deep-seated phobia of work and react to new knowledge and techniques with spastic horror.

Everybody sucks. 

you may need to invest in some essential equipment (nipple electrical shocker thing, a few dozen whips, black nylon rope, fuzzy handcuffs, a three foot long dildo that attaches to the table or wall, and duck tape.)

after you obtain these items, you can start using them effectively, before you know it you will be promoted to CEO. I garantee it.

I feel as if I should point out that I have infested this planet for 50 years this October, and there is absolutely nothing you can shock me with when it comes to depravity.  If you were not around for the Reagan years, you cannot truly understand perversion and should find a different approach.  LMNO will back me up on this, he is almost as hideously old as I am, and would have fucked a mud puddle if it wiggled, back before he found Jesus.

Doktor Howl,
Old and vile and covered in fleas.

so, you're saying the other folk at the place you work is of a similar age? :O

*nods, this body was born during the Reagon Reign.

Yes.  We are all old and cranky, and hate young people.  Especially that bastard Kevin.

:3 interesting. well, as a goddess i am probably around 100 times your age. 4004. *nods.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats

« on: September 05, 2018, 09:18:53 pm »

I'm already naked.  What do I do now?

That British dude, Robbie Williams?  Remember that video?

please enlighten me? :O

No, you're too young.  You still have afterbirth on your damn forehead.  No Robbie Williams for you until you can buy your own beer.  Then MAYBE.

...well, i am old enough... but detrimental anxiety prevents me from buying it with out an id... also i end up being an absolute slut on any amount of alcohol...

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)

« on: September 05, 2018, 09:16:59 pm »

Also, Engineers do not rule the world.  Engineers function at the whim of the people who carve up the budget.

The money people.  LMNO.  You know when they're around because your money panics in a moment of existential dread.  Your stocks go sideways and they will teach you to NEVER again stick your junk in the bond market, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do.  When money people are around, all the radio stations start playing Abba, except the religious AM stations, and those just start howling about "improper physics" or maybe about how "WE GOT YOUR FRIENDS WE GOT YOUR FAMILY IA IA IA!". 

Engineers design things, given enough motivation (pain, humiliation, astonishingly small bonuses, and maybe a convention or two that they falsely assume is a chance at mating).  Engineers in their resting state do whatever they can to prevent anything from actually being built or repaired, because YOU'RE DOIN' IT WRONG YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE MAINTENANCE OBJECT.  Their radios only play David Mustaine, because they're edgy like that.

MY people, on the other hand, are terminally-lazy, half-educated people that are good with their hands if you poke them with the stun wand a time or ten.  They have a deep-seated phobia of work and react to new knowledge and techniques with spastic horror.

Everybody sucks. 

you may need to invest in some essential equipment (nipple electrical shocker thing, a few dozen whips, black nylon rope, fuzzy handcuffs, a three foot long dildo that attaches to the table or wall, and duck tape.)

after you obtain these items, you can start using them effectively, before you know it you will be promoted to CEO. I garantee it.

I feel as if I should point out that I have infested this planet for 50 years this October, and there is absolutely nothing you can shock me with when it comes to depravity.  If you were not around for the Reagan years, you cannot truly understand perversion and should find a different approach.  LMNO will back me up on this, he is almost as hideously old as I am, and would have fucked a mud puddle if it wiggled, back before he found Jesus.

Doktor Howl,
Old and vile and covered in fleas.

so, you're saying the other folk at the place you work is of a similar age? :O

*nods, this body was born during the Reagon Reign.