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H.R. Pufnstuff,
Who's your friend when things get rough?
H.R. Pufnstuff
Can't do a little cause he can't do enough.

Once upon a summertime
Just a dream from yesterday
A boy and his magic golden flute
Heard a boat from off the bay
"Come and play with me, Jimmy
Come and play with me.
And I will take you on a trip
Far across the sea."

But the boat belonged to a kooky old witch
Who had in mind the flute to snitch
From her broom broom in the sky
She watched her plans materialize
She waved her wand
The beautiful boat was gone
The skies grew dark
The sea grew rough
And the boat sailed on and on and on and on and on and on.

But Pufnstuff was watching too
And knew exactly what to do
He saw the witch's boat attack
And as the boy was fighting back
He called his rescue racer crew
As often they'd rehearsed
And off to save the boy they flew
But who would get there first?

But now the boy had washed ashore
Puf arrived to save the day
Which made the witch so mad and sore
She shook her first and screamed away.

H.R. Pufnstuff,
Who's your friend when things get rough?
H.R. Pufnstuff
Can't do a little cause he can't do enough.

H.R. Pufnstuff,
Who's your friend when things get rough?
H.R. Pufnstuff
Can't do a little cause he can't do enough.

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[The RevoLoUtions of Ste. LoU.]

An Apocryphal Discordian Text has been DIScovered by the F.E.C.!
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"...I found inside a tequila lable, some sand, a curious carving
of QuetzlCoatl in jade and the elusive Apocryphal text called
  The RevoLoUtions of Ste. LoU.   Scraps and pieces of a much
more lengthy second text, which appeared to be titled
Groping for the Goddess-and what she did to me for it,
were also included ..."
    Rev. Right Mercifully Jessum Flatewlint
K.S.C.; POEE; H.I.M.O.D.; Episkopos etc. ad nauseum
PolyAllfather of the Red Diaper Doper Baby Party Cabal
Kefalith, Albania