See, that was a platonic joke.
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Quote from: Cramulus on January 23, 2021, 01:05:52 PM
Hey guys, I'm gonna be a dad.
Quote from: Bobby Campbell on October 16, 2020, 03:25:45 AM
Much obliged, Dok!
Great find, minuspace!
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on October 06, 2020, 04:32:13 AMWhat with the moratorium on evictions in different states my estimate is no judge would see or ever even sign some shit like that until at least like February. That's the story I tell myself from sites like this in CA httxx://landlordtenant.dre.ca.gov/tenant/protection_guidelines.html
hey y'all. Roommate recently moved out of our one bedroom apartment, which means I get the bedroom as opposed to the living room. Problem is, the property manager literally did not read the 30 day notice my roommate left which read that I would be remaining in the apartment, listed me as a former tenant and nearly fucked up my ability to pay rent. My sister who works as a social worker was able to scare them into accepting my rent payment, but they've also decided that they now need to verify my income to see if i can afford rent, even as I've already afforded rent. I normally make about 2400/month, but they want someone who makes 3x the rent, which is a whopping 3228/month. I dunno what they intend to do if I cant make that, since I'm fairly certain an eviction ban is currently in effect in my area, but with this gang of dick trippers, anything is possible.
adding to this shit salad is the fact that my boss is cutting back my hours due to the fact that me and my coworker have made and dipped so many candles that we have more than we can sell in the foreseeable future. SIGH.
Quote from: The Johnny on October 03, 2020, 01:30:27 PMQuote from: minuspace on October 03, 2020, 12:57:58 PM
So about to prolly lose home of 14 years n a bit. In case anyone was wondering why I wasn't being my normal self shitting the place and all.
You're like a worse version of Fujikoma, I doubt anyone here has any sympathy left for you.