"Why not?"~Timothy Leary
"I feel like a tired child home from a very wild circus"~Lord Omar
"Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!"~Karl Marx
"i told you i was sick!" - spike milligan
Found on a tombstone epitaph:
Free your body and soul
Unleash your powerful wings
Climb the highest mountains
Kick your feet up in the air
You may now live forever
Or return to this earth
Unless you feel good where you are.
"I see that you have made three spelling mistakes." - Marquis de Favras
"I fucking drank what?!" - Socrates
OMFG WTF?!?!?!?!?!!0 HAX0RZ!!!!!!!!!
Ouch, that was my foot. Could you please move?
Don't look up.
"DON'T LET IT END THIS WAY...TELL THEM I SAID SOMETHING."
-MY MAN PANCHO VILLA.
"Either this wallpaper goes, or I do."
Oscar Wilde
"Here lies somebody. Who is no business of yours." -somebody determined to die anonymous.
"i wonder what this button does"
Quote from: Chef"DON'T LET IT END THIS WAY...TELL THEM I SAID SOMETHING."
-MY MAN PANCHO VILLA.
That was the one I was thinking of, I couldnt remember his name though! Brilliant final words though!
Quote from: Autoerotic Asphyxiation"shit shit shit shit shit!!" - Gen. Custer
WRONG.
"WHERE THE *FUCK* DID ALL OF THESE INDIANS COME FROM?"
- GENERAL CUSTER
Which resembles what the captain of the Titanic said:
"Where'd that fucking icerburg come from!?"
"how beautiful - now i won't have to look at you ugly mutherfuckers anymore"
pretty six shit
if i aint dead now i wont say anything else
that guy who died after he said that
fuck all you all
ice cube
"I did not get my Spaghetti-Os. I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this." - Thomas Grasso
"Cocaine is great!" - Len Bias
Noone here to bother me. I think I'll have a bottle of wine and just a little heroin.
Janis Joplin
"You can't do this to me! I have PALADINE on my side!" - CEVK
:lol:
rofl.
"omfg, sides
bursting
with
laughter
sooooo
funny
but laughing
hurts
soo
much.
"
-hwmdf, just before his chest cavity exploded at five hertz.
A serious one
"I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man"
Che Guevara
Quote from: Tontons Macouts"You can't do this to me! I have PALADINE on my side!" - CEVK
:lol:
::snicker::
"This sandwich su-" Mama Cass
"Honey, what is the black guy from the Avis commercials doing at our door?" - Ron Goldman
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Quote from: Tontons Macouts"Honey, what is the black guy from the Avis commercials doing at our door?" - Ron Goldman
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youre goin to hell for that one buddy!!!
good...I bet it doesn't snow much there...
:lol:
:lol: :lol:
"Damn, I'm starving." - Karen Carpenter
I know this wa way to set up but I cant resist
Karen carpenter and momma cass would still be here if they had just SHARED that sandwich
i didn't know god whas a caucasion - farrakan :P
And if Jimmy Hendrix and Janis Joplin had shared the heroin, they both might be here.
To which my hubby says, "He should have stuck to sticking her" . Complete with rude pelvic gestures :roll:
To all of you that have shared a few yuks with me, so long. To the rest of you, well, so long.
Or kill me.
- SOME DUMBASS.
Ooooooooooooooo
that wassa good one!!!!
Quote from: MalaulOoooooooooooooo
that wassa good one!!!!
LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, SWEETCHEEKS.
"Contacted a Computer detective earlier today, hes gonna be going over with me on what to do.
Yea thats a warning. Moderator you know what to do." - Ceciliantas
"Hey, who's that over on the grassy knoll?" - JFK
"But...Dick said I would be invincible if I stamped 666 on my forehead!" -GWB
"I wonder what gun tastes like?" - Kurt Cobain
"Hey! Let's go swimming!" - Natalie Wood
Quote from: agent compassion"I wonder what gun tastes like?" - Kurt Cobain
didn't kill himself.
just saying.
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Ok then....
"Courtney? what are you doing with that--"
-Kurt Cobain
not really...she had El Duce do it for her, then she had him whacked when he became too junked out to keep secrets properly...
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Then write your own version of Kurts final words then...
:roll:
sheesh.
kill me? why would anyone want to....<argh>
k.Cobain
Quote from: nick namechangeragent compassion wrote:
"I wonder what gun tastes like?" - Kurt Cobain
didn't kill himself.
just saying.
Picky, picky, picky... :lol:
"They dare not fire!"
--Crispus Attucks, reputed first kilt in American revWar
"Woe is me, I think I am becoming a god."
Vespasian, Roman Emperor
gkjdfgjdsflkgjn!
how do you even say that??
Quote from: Bathory's SainthoodQuote from: agent compassion"I wonder what gun tastes like?" - Kurt Cobain
didn't kill himself.
just saying.
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Yeah, he did.
He always was a punk.
"How do I look?"
-Bill
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Bathory's SainthoodQuote from: agent compassion"I wonder what gun tastes like?" - Kurt Cobain
didn't kill himself.
just saying.
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Yeah, he did.
He always was a punk.
no, he didn't
El Duce killed him at Courtney's behest, then he himself was found dead not long after. I used to live with El Duce's replacement, and jammed with Sickie Wifebeater alot, so in this one instance, I do kinda know what I'm talking about.
you are correct, however, about Cobain always being a punk, and not in the complimentary sense of the word. He probably would have killed himself (had tried before, in fact), but that's not how it went down.
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"Oh no Mr Hand, NNOOOOoooooo....."
Mr Bill
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/78/78tmrbill.phtml
"bartender! another scotch here!"
-Dylan Thomas
Quote from: cat~maxwell"They dare not fire!"
--Crispus Attucks, reputed first kilt in American revWar
he should have known.
the brotha
always get killed first in that sort of situation.
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"Nah, I'm not hungry, seriously..I'll get something later." - Karen Carpenter
Quote from: Bathory's SainthoodQuote from: Ghost In The MachineQuote from: Bathory's SainthoodQuote from: agent compassion"I wonder what gun tastes like?" - Kurt Cobain
didn't kill himself.
just saying.
8)
Yeah, he did.
He always was a punk.
no, he didn't
El Duce killed him at Courtney's behest, then he himself was found dead not long after. I used to live with El Duce's replacement, and jammed with Sickie Wifebeater alot, so in this one instance, I do kinda know what I'm talking about.
you are correct, however, about Cobain always being a punk, and not in the complimentary sense of the word. He probably would have killed himself (had tried before, in fact), but that's not how it went down.
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mussolini killed kurt cobain? :shock:
El Duce from The Mentors, not El Duce from Italy.
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Quote from: Bathory's SainthoodEl Duce from The Mentors, not El Duce from Italy.
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that's what
they want you to believe.
"You can't do this to me! I have PALADINE on my side!" - CEVK
Thank you, BS.
New Favorite.
de nada, 'mano.
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It's amusing because my actual last words were, "Wow, any sufficiently tentacles spheroid really is indistinGUIAAAAGGGHGHGHGH! *Gurgle* *Twitch* *Death Rattle*"
That's what my Magic 8-Ball of Time and Space tells me.
does it tell you if I'm ever gonna run into that dude who still owes me 5 grand?
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Let me check...
...
If by 'run into' you mean 'run over, and then beat him to a bloody pulp,' then yes.
works for me.
satisfaction is far more important than money.
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Is your avatar's shoelace untied?
"...What we do in Life Echoes in Eternity... Strength and Honor!..." :)
Quote from: PopeLoUDICRUCE"...What we do in Life Echoes in Eternity... Strength and Honor!..." :)
Those yours? If so, who should I send flowe-- Oh, wait... If they are... you wouldn't...
...
Brain hurt.
Favorite last words. . .
"And God saw that everything was very good."
Quote from: FinnyhahaFavorite last words. . .
"And God saw that everything was very good."
God's a loony.
And Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
-someone, somewhere, at some junction, who gives a crap
Quote from: FinnyhahaAnd Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
-someone, somewhere, at some junction, who gives a crap
Waldo the Sane?
You know, he lives out side the sanitarium. He had it built.
"I will kill you one day, i will look upon your corpse and smile"
Quote from: Shaitan5"I will kill you one day, i will look upon your corpse and smile"
Careful. Something similar to that has been used as a Pickup line for goat defilers.
Famous last words of Sting in Dune...
"I will Kill him!"
QuoteWaldo the Sane?
You know, he lives out side the sanitarium. He had it built.
:ahem:
His name was
Wonko the Sane.
He was driven mad by the instructions on the packet of toothpicks.
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Quote from: agent compassionQuoteWaldo the Sane?
You know, he lives out side the sanitarium. He had it built.
:ahem:
His name was Wonko the Sane.
He was driven mad by the instructions on the packet of toothpicks.
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That what he wants you to think.
In the Movie, he's gonna be Waldo, and it will be the warning on the bottle of Metal Shard-Pops,Ñ¢ about Not being safe for consumption.
Anyway, I'm outside the Sanitarium. So there.