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Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell on February 10, 2005, 06:53:55 AM

Title: Everyone post their favourite last words!
Post by: Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell on February 10, 2005, 06:53:55 AM
"Why not?"~Timothy Leary
"I feel like a tired child home from a very wild circus"~Lord Omar
"Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!"~Karl Marx
Title: Everyone post their favourite last words!
Post by: Mangrove on February 10, 2005, 10:53:08 AM
"i told you i was sick!" - spike milligan
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Post by: Ben on February 10, 2005, 11:40:41 AM
Found on a tombstone epitaph:

Free your body and soul
Unleash your powerful wings
Climb the highest mountains
Kick your feet up in the air

You may now live forever
Or return to this earth
Unless you feel good where you are.
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Post by: Hoshiko on February 10, 2005, 01:14:33 PM
"I see that you have made three spelling mistakes." - Marquis de Favras
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Post by: LMNO on February 10, 2005, 02:06:00 PM
"I fucking drank what?!" - Socrates
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 10, 2005, 05:29:27 PM
OMFG WTF?!?!?!?!?!!0 HAX0RZ!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: agent compassion on February 10, 2005, 08:51:01 PM
Ouch, that was my foot. Could you please move?
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Post by: -->Eris<-- on February 10, 2005, 08:54:44 PM
Don't look up.
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Post by: Chef on February 10, 2005, 09:07:34 PM
"DON'T LET IT END THIS WAY...TELL THEM I SAID SOMETHING."
-MY MAN PANCHO VILLA.
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Post by: Bella on February 10, 2005, 09:08:37 PM
"Either this wallpaper goes, or I do."

Oscar Wilde
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Post by: Ben on February 10, 2005, 09:16:58 PM
"Here lies somebody.  Who is no business of yours." -somebody determined to die anonymous.
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Post by: bob-o on February 10, 2005, 09:55:57 PM
"i wonder what this button does"
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Post by: Cain on February 10, 2005, 09:57:07 PM
Quote from: Chef"DON'T LET IT END THIS WAY...TELL THEM I SAID SOMETHING."
-MY MAN PANCHO VILLA.

That was the one I was thinking of, I couldnt remember his name though!  Brilliant final words though!
Title: Everyone post their favourite last words!
Post by: Chef on February 10, 2005, 11:09:28 PM
Quote from: Autoerotic Asphyxiation"shit shit shit shit shit!!" - Gen. Custer

WRONG.

"WHERE THE *FUCK* DID ALL OF THESE INDIANS COME FROM?"
- GENERAL CUSTER
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Post by: EraPassing on February 11, 2005, 12:56:30 AM
Which resembles what the captain of the Titanic said:

"Where'd that fucking icerburg come from!?"
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Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on February 12, 2005, 04:04:04 AM
"how beautiful - now i won't have to look at you ugly mutherfuckers anymore"

pretty six shit

if i aint dead now i wont say anything else

that guy who died after he said that

fuck all you all

ice cube
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Post by: Hoshiko on February 12, 2005, 03:39:01 PM
"I did not get my Spaghetti-Os.  I got spaghetti.  I want the press to know this." - Thomas Grasso
Title: Everyone post their favourite last words!
Post by: bananas are good on February 12, 2005, 08:32:04 PM
"Cocaine is great!" - Len Bias
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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on February 12, 2005, 09:58:10 PM
Noone here to bother me.  I think I'll have a bottle of wine and just a little heroin.

Janis Joplin
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 12, 2005, 11:18:18 PM
"You can't do this to me! I have PALADINE on my side!" - CEVK

:lol:
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 12, 2005, 11:48:10 PM
rofl.


"omfg, sides

bursting


with


laughter

sooooo

funny

but laughing


hurts


soo

much.

"

-hwmdf, just before his chest cavity exploded at five hertz.
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Post by: Cain on February 12, 2005, 11:50:29 PM
A serious one

"I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man"

Che Guevara
Title: Everyone post their favourite last words!
Post by: Malaul on February 13, 2005, 12:04:08 AM
Quote from: Tontons Macouts"You can't do this to me! I have PALADINE on my side!" - CEVK

:lol:
::snicker::
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Post by: -->Eris<-- on February 13, 2005, 12:04:44 AM
"This sandwich su-" Mama Cass
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 13, 2005, 12:09:11 AM
"Honey, what is the black guy from the Avis commercials doing at our door?" - Ron Goldman

8)
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Post by: Malaul on February 13, 2005, 12:11:48 AM
Quote from: Tontons Macouts"Honey, what is the black guy from the Avis commercials doing at our door?" - Ron Goldman

8)
youre goin to hell for that one buddy!!!
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 13, 2005, 12:20:21 AM
good...I bet it doesn't snow much there...

:lol:
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Post by: Malaul on February 13, 2005, 12:29:12 AM
:lol:  :lol:
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Post by: -->Eris<-- on February 13, 2005, 12:36:53 AM
"Damn, I'm starving." - Karen Carpenter
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Post by: Malaul on February 13, 2005, 12:38:22 AM
I know this wa way to set up but I cant resist


Karen carpenter and momma cass would still be here if they had just SHARED that sandwich
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Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on February 13, 2005, 12:48:29 AM
i didn't know god whas a caucasion - farrakan :P
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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on February 13, 2005, 12:57:05 AM
And if Jimmy Hendrix and Janis Joplin had shared the heroin, they both might be here.

To which my hubby says, "He should have stuck to sticking her" .  Complete with rude pelvic gestures :roll:
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Post by: Chef on February 13, 2005, 01:02:06 AM
To all of you that have shared a few yuks with me, so long. To the rest of you, well, so long.

Or kill me.


- SOME DUMBASS.
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Post by: Malaul on February 13, 2005, 01:07:36 AM
Ooooooooooooooo
that wassa good one!!!!
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Post by: Chef on February 13, 2005, 01:10:54 AM
Quote from: MalaulOoooooooooooooo
that wassa good one!!!!

LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, SWEETCHEEKS.
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Post by: Hoshiko on February 13, 2005, 05:51:01 AM
"Contacted a Computer detective earlier today, hes gonna be going over with me on what to do.

Yea thats a warning. Moderator you know what to do."  - Ceciliantas
Title: Everyone post their favourite last words!
Post by: LMNO on February 14, 2005, 06:20:23 PM
"Hey, who's that over on the grassy knoll?" - JFK
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Post by: Zurtok Khan on February 15, 2005, 07:28:56 AM
"But...Dick said I would be invincible if I stamped 666 on my forehead!" -GWB
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Post by: agent compassion on February 15, 2005, 08:26:26 AM
"I wonder what gun tastes like?" - Kurt Cobain
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Post by: LMNO on February 15, 2005, 01:58:49 PM
"Hey!  Let's go swimming!" - Natalie Wood
Title: Everyone post their favourite last words!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 15, 2005, 03:07:42 PM
Quote from: agent compassion"I wonder what gun tastes like?" - Kurt Cobain

didn't kill himself.

just saying.

8)
Title: Everyone post their favourite last words!
Post by: LMNO on February 15, 2005, 03:08:55 PM
Ok then....


"Courtney?  what are you doing with that--"
-Kurt Cobain
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 15, 2005, 03:20:20 PM
not really...she had El Duce do it for her, then she had him whacked when he became too junked out to keep secrets properly...

8)
Title: Everyone post their favourite last words!
Post by: LMNO on February 15, 2005, 03:27:36 PM
Then write your own version of Kurts final words then...

:roll:
sheesh.
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Post by: Mangrove on February 15, 2005, 07:02:43 PM
kill me? why would anyone want to....<argh>

k.Cobain
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Post by: agent compassion on February 16, 2005, 12:34:21 AM
Quote from: nick namechangeragent compassion wrote:
"I wonder what gun tastes like?" - Kurt Cobain


didn't kill himself.

just saying.

Picky, picky, picky... :lol:
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Post by: cat~maxwell on March 28, 2005, 03:12:19 AM
"They dare not fire!"
--Crispus Attucks, reputed first kilt in American revWar
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Post by: Great Teacher Largo on March 28, 2005, 05:45:06 AM
"Woe is me, I think I am becoming a god."
Vespasian, Roman Emperor
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Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 28, 2005, 01:50:28 PM
gkjdfgjdsflkgjn!
how do you even say that??
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Post by: Ghost In The Machine on March 28, 2005, 01:53:53 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthood
Quote from: agent compassion"I wonder what gun tastes like?" - Kurt Cobain

didn't kill himself.

just saying.

8)

Yeah, he did.

He always was a punk.
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Post by: Yahtomet on March 28, 2005, 02:28:21 PM
"How do I look?"
-Bill
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 28, 2005, 04:23:22 PM
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthood
Quote from: agent compassion"I wonder what gun tastes like?" - Kurt Cobain

didn't kill himself.

just saying.

8)

Yeah, he did.

He always was a punk.

no, he didn't

El Duce killed him at Courtney's behest, then he himself was found dead not long after. I used to live with El Duce's replacement, and jammed with Sickie Wifebeater alot, so in this one instance, I do kinda know what I'm talking about.

you are correct, however, about Cobain always being a punk, and not in the complimentary sense of the word. He probably would have killed himself (had tried before, in fact), but that's not how it went down.

8)
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Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on March 28, 2005, 06:17:04 PM
"Oh no Mr Hand, NNOOOOoooooo....."

Mr Bill

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/78/78tmrbill.phtml
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Post by: LMNO on March 28, 2005, 06:21:43 PM
"bartender!  another scotch here!"

-Dylan Thomas
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 28, 2005, 07:57:10 PM
Quote from: cat~maxwell"They dare not fire!"
--Crispus Attucks, reputed first kilt in American revWar

he should have known.

the brotha always get killed first in that sort of situation.

8)
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Post by: agent compassion on March 28, 2005, 09:11:39 PM
"Nah, I'm not hungry, seriously..I'll get something later." - Karen Carpenter
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 28, 2005, 11:21:11 PM
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthood
Quote from: Ghost In The Machine
Quote from: Bathory's Sainthood
Quote from: agent compassion"I wonder what gun tastes like?" - Kurt Cobain

didn't kill himself.

just saying.

8)

Yeah, he did.

He always was a punk.

no, he didn't

El Duce killed him at Courtney's behest, then he himself was found dead not long after. I used to live with El Duce's replacement, and jammed with Sickie Wifebeater alot, so in this one instance, I do kinda know what I'm talking about.

you are correct, however, about Cobain always being a punk, and not in the complimentary sense of the word. He probably would have killed himself (had tried before, in fact), but that's not how it went down.

8)

mussolini killed kurt cobain?  :shock:
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 28, 2005, 11:51:05 PM
El Duce from The Mentors, not El Duce from Italy.

8)
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Post by: Mangrove on March 29, 2005, 12:13:32 AM
Quote from: Bathory's SainthoodEl Duce from The Mentors, not El Duce from Italy.

8)


that's what they want you to believe.
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Post by: Great Teacher Largo on March 29, 2005, 02:28:30 AM
"You can't do this to me! I have PALADINE on my side!" - CEVK

Thank you, BS.

New Favorite.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 29, 2005, 04:23:12 AM
de nada, 'mano.

8)
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Post by: Great Teacher Largo on March 29, 2005, 04:44:18 AM
It's amusing because my actual last words were, "Wow, any sufficiently tentacles spheroid really is indistinGUIAAAAGGGHGHGHGH! *Gurgle* *Twitch* *Death Rattle*"

That's what my Magic 8-Ball of Time and Space tells me.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 29, 2005, 04:59:09 AM
does it tell you if I'm ever gonna run into that dude who still owes me 5 grand?

8)
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Post by: Great Teacher Largo on March 29, 2005, 05:02:49 AM
Let me check...

...

If by 'run into' you mean 'run over, and then beat him to a bloody pulp,' then yes.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 29, 2005, 05:14:19 AM
works for me.

satisfaction is far more important than money.

8)
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Post by: Great Teacher Largo on March 29, 2005, 05:40:47 AM
Is your avatar's shoelace untied?
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Post by: PopeLoUDICRUCE on March 31, 2005, 09:11:57 AM
"...What we do in Life Echoes in Eternity... Strength and Honor!..." :)
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Post by: Great Teacher Largo on March 31, 2005, 10:57:55 AM
Quote from: PopeLoUDICRUCE"...What we do in Life Echoes in Eternity... Strength and Honor!..." :)

Those yours?  If so, who should I send flowe-- Oh, wait... If they are... you wouldn't...

...

Brain hurt.
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Post by: Finnyhaha on April 04, 2005, 02:57:15 AM
Favorite last words. . .

"And God saw that everything was very good."
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Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 04, 2005, 03:08:49 AM
Quote from: FinnyhahaFavorite last words. . .

"And God saw that everything was very good."

God's a loony.
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Post by: Finnyhaha on April 04, 2005, 03:18:39 AM
And Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
-someone, somewhere, at some junction, who gives a crap
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Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 04, 2005, 03:57:35 AM
Quote from: FinnyhahaAnd Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
-someone, somewhere, at some junction, who gives a crap

Waldo the Sane?

You know, he lives out side the sanitarium.  He had it built.
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Post by: Shaitan5 on April 04, 2005, 04:08:09 AM
"I will kill you one day, i will look upon your corpse and smile"
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Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 04, 2005, 04:11:39 AM
Quote from: Shaitan5"I will kill you one day, i will look upon your corpse and smile"

Careful.  Something similar to that has been used as a Pickup line for goat defilers.
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Post by: LMNO on April 04, 2005, 04:31:02 PM
Famous last words of Sting in Dune...



"I will Kill him!"
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Post by: agent compassion on April 04, 2005, 06:16:54 PM
QuoteWaldo the Sane?

You know, he lives out side the sanitarium. He had it built.

:ahem:

His name was Wonko the Sane.
He was driven mad by the instructions on the packet of toothpicks.

8)
Title: Everyone post their favourite last words!
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 04, 2005, 07:03:01 PM
Quote from: agent compassion
QuoteWaldo the Sane?

You know, he lives out side the sanitarium. He had it built.

:ahem:

His name was Wonko the Sane.
He was driven mad by the instructions on the packet of toothpicks.

8)

That what he wants you to think.

In the Movie, he's gonna be Waldo, and it will be the warning on the bottle of Metal Shard-Pops,Ñ¢ about Not being safe for consumption.

Anyway, I'm outside the Sanitarium.  So there.