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#1
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
Last post by Abbot Mythos - Yesterday at 10:01:47 PM
This took long enough:


But, as per this article:

"Trump said Noem "has served us well, and has had numerous and spectacular results (especially on the Border!)." He said he was making her a "Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas," a new security initiative that he said would focus on the Western Hemisphere."

So, it looks like she hasn't been totally flushed, and will still be on the Turd Reich's payroll. And, I can't help but wonder if Corey Lewandowski will be working for her as a top aide and "special government employee" again.
#2
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
Last post by Faust - Yesterday at 07:31:01 PM
I love how they insisted on Charlie Kirk being beatified, but the troops who died serving their country are to be ignored becuase it somehow takes away from Trumps Iran win.
#3
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
Last post by Abbot Mythos - Yesterday at 03:15:58 PM
Sieg Heil Hegseth knows what's important to the Turd Reich:


As per this article:

"Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Wednesday bashed media outlets for highlighting the deaths of six U.S. service members killed in an Iranian drone strike in Kuwait as part of Washington's war with Tehran.

Speaking to reporters alongside Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Gen. Dan Cain, Hegseth accused the press of trying to "make the president look bad" (Emphasis mine) in calling attention to the attack that targeted a reported triple-wide trailer used as office space by the U.S. military."

After all, the Turd Reich can't have the MSM focusing on the deaths of six U.S. service members at a time when the draft dodging POSOTUS has barely started a new war in the Middle East, and has a ballroom to build that requires his personal attention. Priorities. Priorities. Priorities.
#4
Aneristic Illusions / Re: How Not to Actually Win a ...
Last post by Abbot Mythos - March 04, 2026, 06:07:02 PM
Trump threatens to cut off trade with Spain after it disallowed US use of joint bases in Iran war

As per this article:

"Trump said despite Spain's refusal "we could use their base if we want. We could just fly in and use it. Nobody's going to tell us not to use it, but we don't have to."

It is unclear how Trump would cut off trade with Spain, given that Spain is under the umbrella of the European Union. The EU negotiates trade deals on behalf of all 27 member countries."
 
You can't make this stuff up.
#5
Bring and Brag / Re: Favorite Sentences Megathr...
Last post by Abbot Mythos - March 04, 2026, 04:06:45 PM
"An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance."

- Dr. Laurence J. Peter, author of The Peter Principle
#7
Aneristic Illusions / Re: How Not to Actually Win a ...
Last post by Abbot Mythos - March 03, 2026, 01:50:50 AM
USA TODAY did place a disclaimer above this opinion article. Still, this the strongest opinion I've seen published by a MSM outlet against the POSOTUS that I can remember:


"Trump was so flippant about this attack that he oversaw its launch from his Mar-a-Lago golf resort in Florida, apparently deeming his presence in Washington, DC, unnecessary."

As per this article:

"President Donald Trump has dragged America into a war of his choosing, attacking Iran with little public support, zero congressional approval and virtually no public justification. The path forward is unclear, and our self-absorbed leader is already speaking about the loss of American lives with the nonchalance one expects from a small man never held accountable for the consequences of his actions.

Announcing the deaths of four U.S. service members following the attack launched Feb. 28, Trump said in a video posted to social media: "And sadly, there will likely be more before it ends, that's the way it is. Likely be more."

The ease with which that man dismissed present and future casualties was sickening. "That's the way it is," he said. He might as well have added a "Ho-hum," such is his apparent concern for the women and men he has now put in danger for ... what?"

There really is no bottom to how low the POSOTUS and his Republicult™ will go. But, I find this pushback from a MSM outlet to be encouraging.
#8
Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Call It Now, Be Right...
Last post by chaotic neutral observer - March 02, 2026, 10:12:59 PM
The war in Iran will still be on in November.

I accept in advance any claims that this is a gross underestimate.
#9
Apple Talk / Re: On This Day in History
Last post by Abbot Mythos - March 02, 2026, 09:28:38 AM
Quote from: Abbot Mythos on March 02, 2024, 01:05:11 AMMarch 2, 1785 - The Electorate of Bavaria Banned Secret Societies

It was then that The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria (A.I.S.B.), the World's Oldest and Most Successful Conspiracy, went underground, and became even more powerful.

It has been theorized that The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria (A.I.S.B.) themselves utilized their considerable influence to actualize the banning of all secret societies. Thus, their banning was just one more element in their ingenious, successful plot to dismantle the Holy Roman Empire.

Here's a second March 2nd historical event immortalized in our sacred Principia Discordia:

March 2, 1933 - King Kong Premiered in New York City

In 1991, no doubt because of King Kong's eulogy in our Great Book, the film was recognized as being "culturally, historically and aesthetically significant" by the Library of Congress, and selected for preservation in the National Film Registry.

Hail Eris!

All Hail Discordia!
#10
RPG Ghetto / Re: Roger and Prez Televisions...
Last post by Doktor Howl - March 02, 2026, 02:53:47 AM
Bump for stealing my own stuff.   :lulz: