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JUGGALOS ARE FUCKIN' MORONS!! AND MAGNETS ARE MAGIC!!!
http://skepchick.org/blog/2010/04/fuckin-magnets-how-do-they-work/
my appreciation for ICP went up by 1000% when I realized they were a CHRISTIAN BAND IN DISGUISE.
this video blew my mind, you know? I mean, magic is everywhere in this bitch.
these lyrics are out of control
When will Juggalos realize that ICP is just trolling the hell out of them?
Didn't they outright admit it?
If magic is all we've ever know
Then it's easy to miss what really goes on
But I've seen miracles in every way
And I see miracles everyday
Oceans spanning beyond my sight
And a million stars way above em at night
We don't have to be high to look in the sky
And know that's a miracle opened wide
Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas
And everything chilling underwater, please
Hot lava, snow, rain and fog
Long neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs
And I've seen eighty-five thousand people
All in one room, together as equals
Pure magic is the birth of my kids
I've seen shit that'll shock your eyelids
The sun and the moon, and even Mars
The Milky Way and fucking shooting stars
UFOs, a river flows
Plant a little seed and nature grows
Niagara falls and the pyramids
Everything you believed in as kids
Fucking rainbows after it rains
there's enough miracles here to blow your brains
I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away
And music is magic, pure and clean
You can feel it and hear it but it can't be seen
Music is all magic
(Are you a believer in miracles)
You can't even hold it
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
it's just there in the air
(Are you a believer in miracles)
Pure motherfucking magic Right?
This shit'll blow your fucking mind
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling
And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
Solar eclipse, and vicious weather
Fifteen thousand Juggalos together
And I love my mom for giving me this
Time on this planet, taking nothing for granted
I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly
Miracles ain't nothing to lie
Shaggy's little boys look just like Shaggy
And my little boy looks just like daddy
Miracles each and every where you look
And nobody has to stay where they put
This world is yours for you to explore
there's nothing but miracles beyond your door
The Dark Carnival is your invitation
To witness that without explanation
Take a look at this fine creation
And enjoy it better with appreciation
Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast
The wonders of the world, mysteries the most
Just open your mind, and it ain't no way
To ignore the miracles of every day
(Are you a believer in miracles)
Magic everywhere in this bitch
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
it's all around you, you don't even know it
(Are you a believer in miracles) Shit's crazy
(Do you notice and recognize miracles,
So many miracles, the magic miracles)
Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles
Even if they did, it didn't work, because I know way too many Juggalos that think ICP is the greatest music EVAR.
QuoteBacfarcNo Gravatar // Apr 8, 2010 at 9:04 am
I am a physics professor, and I am delurking to announce that in the future, I am going to liberally sprinkle the word "motherfucker" into my lectures on magnetism.
:mittens:
Quote from: Suu on April 08, 2010, 06:23:34 PM
Even if they did, it didn't work, because I know way too many Juggalos that think ICP is the greatest music EVAR.
Yeah I have a really good friend who I knew loved ICP but I didn't realize until recently went all out with the face paint and shit. We don't discuss it. He and his friends are brainless when it comes to ICP.
I never had an opinion of ICP until I saw parts of that stupid "Death Racers" movie. That was just EWWW!
okay okay okay okay okay okay honest question
would you rather spend the weekend at a furry convention or a juggalo festival?
Furrys.
I'd rather be looking at costumes than a cesspool of human DNA.
Nevermind their music, those guys are some of the best actors alive. Seriously, has anyone else here ever seen "Big Money Hustlaz"? It's right up there with Citizen Kane and The Godfather.
Quote from: Cramulus on April 08, 2010, 06:33:11 PM
okay okay okay okay okay okay honest question
would you rather spend the weekend at a furry convention or a juggalo festival?
Juggalos, hands down. They're funny. Furries are just creepy. Also, I can get wasted and nail a Juggaho without having to spend 20 minutes trying to find the zipper.
I think I'd go with the furries if only because I prefer girls in cat ears to girls in grease paint.
although... I think I'd be more likely to score free drugs and beer at ICP.
BUT AT WHAT COST
:ohnotache:
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on April 08, 2010, 06:38:44 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 08, 2010, 06:33:11 PM
okay okay okay okay okay okay honest question
would you rather spend the weekend at a furry convention or a juggalo festival?
Juggalos, hands down. They're funny. Furries are just creepy. Also, I can get wasted and nail a Juggaho without having to spend 20 minutes trying to find the zipper.
True, but you
do have to spend 20 minutes finding her vagina within the folds of fat.
I just laughed so hard!
at that video, and LMNO
From what I've seen, all furries are fat and only 80% of juggalos are, the rest being freakishly thin. Juggalos are also far more likely to smoke, which creates a stench that covers over the inevitable BO. Also, Juggalos are more likely to act like animals because they're on drugs, not because they have weird sexual fetishes.
Now I challenge you all to find a picture of a juggalo furry.
Its cute how you guys think there is a difference between Furries and Juggalos. What do you think furries wear when its too hot for a fursuit?
Quote from: Cramulus on April 08, 2010, 06:33:11 PM
okay okay okay okay okay okay honest question
would you rather spend the weekend at a furry convention or a juggalo festival?
Juggalos, the paint can come off for sex.
Furries associate their whole fursona with sex. At least if I understand it correctly.
Guys, it's only a weekend. If I can abstain from sex for two days, anyone can.
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on April 08, 2010, 06:46:40 PM
Now I challenge you all to find a picture of a juggalo furry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiN4RliVQeM&feature=player_embedded
http://furaffinity.net/user/dcff
I found some stuff which I shouldn't access at work, but the word to google is "JUGFURS". Yes. Yes. Yes I know what you're thinking. And yes.
Rule 34. No exceptions.
Quote from: LMNO on April 08, 2010, 06:58:55 PM
Rule 34. No exceptions.
Except for one thing, I can't remember the name of it now.
It's where you start vomiting shit, because you are so constipated and there's too much in your system.
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 08, 2010, 07:18:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 08, 2010, 06:58:55 PM
Rule 34. No exceptions.
Except for one thing, I can't remember the name of it now.
It's where you start vomiting shit, because you are so constipated and there's too much in your system.
There's something we need to tell you Freeky.
You may want to sit down first.
:lol:
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on April 08, 2010, 07:21:01 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 08, 2010, 07:18:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 08, 2010, 06:58:55 PM
Rule 34. No exceptions.
Except for one thing, I can't remember the name of it now.
It's where you start vomiting shit, because you are so constipated and there's too much in your system.
There's something we need to tell you Freeky.
You may want to sit down first.
Pony up the link, or I won't believe it.
OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :horrormirth:
Quote from: Cramulus on April 08, 2010, 06:58:16 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on April 08, 2010, 06:46:40 PM
Now I challenge you all to find a picture of a juggalo furry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiN4RliVQeM&feature=player_embedded
http://furaffinity.net/user/dcff
I found some stuff which I shouldn't access at work, but the word to google is "JUGFURS". Yes. Yes. Yes I know what you're thinking. And yes.
If you think I'm clicking on that you're sadly mistaken.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKGFNkPMTJg&feature=related
Slightly off track, but a site for game characters furry-ized.
http://www.faunited.org/
Some good points from the comment section:
QuoteDid anyone else notice the irony that the only reason we can hear this asshole wondering how magnets work is that some scientists figured out how magnetism and electricity work? In the recording studio, the dumbass probably literally spoke these words to a magnet.
Scientists took "fucking magnets" and converted music "just there in the air" into something "15,000 juggalos together" can hear. Scientists mastering electromagnetism were responsible for every technology that preserved his comments and transmitted them across space and time directly into my ears. If anyone should be getting pissed at those fuckers, it's me!
and
QuoteAyn Rand is the ICP of books.
:lulz:
Either that song is them feigning stupidity about stuff, or they're trying to say that life shouldn't be totally srsly srs.
Either way, I lol'd.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 09, 2010, 06:04:39 PM
Some good points from the comment section:
QuoteDid anyone else notice the irony that the only reason we can hear this asshole wondering how magnets work is that some scientists figured out how magnetism and electricity work? In the recording studio, the dumbass probably literally spoke these words to a magnet.
Scientists took "fucking magnets" and converted music "just there in the air" into something "15,000 juggalos together" can hear. Scientists mastering electromagnetism were responsible for every technology that preserved his comments and transmitted them across space and time directly into my ears. If anyone should be getting pissed at those fuckers, it's me!
:lulz:
You don't need to know how magnets work to make microphones and speakers out of them, just how they act. In fact, I'm pretty sure that recording technology predates actually understanding how magnets work.
I'm pretty sure this thread predates actually understanding how magnets work.
I watched this this morning and read the dialog in the article, which I found very funny.
Also, I only slept three hours last night, spent all day walking around brussels, and now that I'm exhausted that dialog was one of the funniest things I've ever read. There were tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.
i don't even know how gravity works.
And everything chillin underwater? Please!
edit: omg this whole video is hilarious i didn't even realize
extraordinarily relevant: http://www.cracked.com/blog/learn-your-motherfuckin-science-with-the-icp
LOL, pwned!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xfmCRFxIJw
Magnets work because Pix has willed it so.
Do never test.
Quote from: rong on April 10, 2010, 06:37:19 AM
i don't even know how gravity works.
Nobody does.
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 19, 2010, 02:38:43 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2010, 02:25:19 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 19, 2010, 02:24:01 AM
Quote from: rong on April 10, 2010, 06:37:19 AM
i don't even know how gravity works.
Nobody does.
I do.
Well there's gravitons, but those are only theorized to exist. There's no proof.
Shows what you know.
I have one nailed to the garage wall.
Dok,
Knew those Craftsman miniature tools would come in handy.
Quote from: Cramulus on April 08, 2010, 06:22:57 PM
Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling
And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
(Are you a believer in miracles)
Magic everywhere in this bitch
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
it's all around you, you don't even know it
(Are you a believer in miracles) Shit's crazy
(Do you notice and recognize miracles,
So many miracles, the magic miracles)
We finally have the answer for these and many other questions.
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