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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: hoopla on October 03, 2008, 03:57:43 pm

Title: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: hoopla on October 03, 2008, 03:57:43 pm
she's so green she doesn't watch movies because of film being made from organic beings.  She cherishes her liberal guilt like a close relative whose recently lost its legs in a landmine accident.  If youre going to eat meat, she says, at least buy free range haven't you seen the PETA ads?  Don't you listen to PETA?  she only drinks rain water, and seems never to bathe.  she speaks often and lovingly about green condos, as if they might be a viable answer to the urban sprawl problem.  she sneers at ketchup, but then again, so do I... but wait, there's more... she refuses to use toilet paper, MUCH TOO WASTEFUL!  she instead has rags which she washes over and over again.  stop and think about that before moving on.  she has rags of shit she washes over and over again.  shit.  and, don't get her started on paper towels, she will foam at the mouth, like she does when she brushes her teeth with baking soda.  yes, she brushes her teeth with baking soda.  she refuses to listen to music by artists who don't share her worldview, and barely tolerates those around her who don't.  she speaks often about moving to the country.  moving to the country.  moving to the country.  moving to the country.  she speaks often often often about moving to the country.  anywhere to escape the stink of the city.  the stink of millions of people crammed together daily.  does she consider what we would smell like if we all used rags to wipe the shit from our asses?  i wonder.

where does her greenness stop?  what is her limit?  BIRTH CONTROL, apparently.  the woman has four children already, and a fifth one up the stick.  five children, my friends.  five more mouths to cry for McDonald Happy Meals.  five more mouths to grow up and consume.  five more bodies to stink up this city.  five more bodies to add to the 6,602,224,175 bodies already weighing down and stinking up this mudball we call Earth. 

GREEN?  don't make me laugh, bitch, i'm goofy enough as it is.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 03, 2008, 06:05:19 pm
:mittens:
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 03, 2008, 06:10:26 pm
That was good. :mittens: I feel like I've known this person at one point or another...
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: hoopla on October 03, 2008, 08:01:29 pm
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that people with kids won't be as thrilled with this piece.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Dr Goofy on October 03, 2008, 08:06:48 pm
 :mittens:
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Alethias on October 03, 2008, 11:03:40 pm
Just come up with green birth-control pills and she'll probably take them.  Also, some women enjoy the way being pregnant feels, and that makes it hard for them to want to use birth control.

I have kids, and I thought it was a kool piece.  Kids are just little people and most people are annoying.  Hence most kids are annoying.  If I had it to do over I'd have done it different, but I was a christian fundy at the time.

O well.  Sometimes we change our outlook and are still responsible for the outcome of our earlier choices.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Jasper on October 03, 2008, 11:34:51 pm
I'm   S  :mittens: with this post.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: The Dark Monk on October 03, 2008, 11:42:45 pm
If you're going green, can you still eat this?
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/150/337066999_e6ac1e79c8.jpg
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 04, 2008, 12:00:35 am
Hahaha that was awesome! I've worked with that crazy hippie bitch. And you know what else she washes and uses over and over and over? The rags that she uses for her period.

I love that they all want to move to the country so they can negatively impact an even bigger piece of the environment. Bitches need to study Paolo Soleri.

Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Bu🤠ns on October 04, 2008, 12:33:50 am
This is wonderful...i have kids also...they also happened to have been cryin for mcdonalds this very evening and when i read that part ... yeah, i winced.  it's still really good.

:mittens:
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Jenne on October 04, 2008, 04:42:23 am
 :mittens:
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: LMNO on October 04, 2008, 04:46:00 am
wow, the moms and dads are on board.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: phaedrusthemad on October 04, 2008, 02:45:41 pm
My wife claims that I'm a dad.  Twice. 

We like toilet paper.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: hoopla on October 04, 2008, 04:42:50 pm
Crazy Harry!
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: hoopla on October 04, 2008, 04:44:25 pm
I think this may also be my first official 'rant'... I'm not really much of a ranter usually.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Reginald Ret on October 05, 2008, 08:20:13 pm
i agree, and: nice rant.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: hoopla on November 12, 2009, 06:21:55 pm
The bitch is pregnant again.

Ye gods!
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on November 12, 2009, 06:47:41 pm
How did I miss this one the first time?!?!

:mittens:
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 12, 2009, 06:49:53 pm
The bitch is pregnant again.

Ye gods!

What is this, #6?  :x

I've been having nightmares about getting pregnant, lately. I don't understand how anyone could do it SIX times. Fuck!
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2009, 06:50:57 pm
Wow.

SAVE THE PLANET!  CRAM IT UP WITH MORE PRIMATES!  WOOOOO!
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: hoopla on November 12, 2009, 06:51:21 pm
The bitch is pregnant again.

Ye gods!

What is this, #6?  :x

I've been having nightmares about getting pregnant, lately. I don't understand how anyone could do it SIX times. Fuck!

It is #6... and she just gave birth to the last one in June.  Calgon, take me AWAAAAAAY...
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: hoopla on November 12, 2009, 06:52:07 pm
Wow.

SAVE THE PLANET!  CRAM IT UP WITH MORE PRIMATES!  WOOOOO!

I'm about THIS close to making up a sterility sigil.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Bu🤠ns on November 12, 2009, 06:55:29 pm
 :lulz:

Congratulations....So this makes up a squad, then?  one more and you can get Section!  If you're persistent--maybe by the time you're a geezer you'll have a platoon.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Fuquad on November 12, 2009, 07:59:30 pm
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that people with kids won't be as thrilled with this piece.
I love it. Of course I don't wipe my ass with rags.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Fuquad on November 12, 2009, 08:01:46 pm
Wow.

SAVE THE PLANET!  CRAM IT UP WITH MORE PRIMATES!  WOOOOO!

I'm about THIS close to making up a sterility sigil.
You can only charge it by shooting blanks.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2009, 08:02:38 pm
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that people with kids won't be as thrilled with this piece.
I love it. Of course I don't wipe my ass with rags.

Jebus, I wonder how much extra black water she generates using the washer that way?  As opposed to using a renewable resource (trees/paper).
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: hoopla on November 12, 2009, 08:26:57 pm
Good point... and where does the water in a washer go to anyway?
 
:|

Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on November 12, 2009, 08:37:22 pm
Good point... and where does the water in a washer go to anyway?
 
:|



Generally the sewer...
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: hoopla on November 12, 2009, 08:44:19 pm
Yeah, but theres more than one kind of sewer.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on November 12, 2009, 08:48:15 pm
Yeah, but theres more than one kind of sewer.

Not in Ohio ;-)
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: hoopla on November 12, 2009, 09:00:12 pm
So, that's what caused the Cuyahoga river to burst into flames...
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Remington on November 12, 2009, 09:06:41 pm
  :horrormirth:  :x :vom:
In that order. Also, this:
 :mittens:
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on November 12, 2009, 09:10:18 pm
So, that's what caused the Cuyahoga river to burst into flames...

Nah, that river runs through Cleveland... Have you ever been to Cleveland? The water,  the air, the slush on the sidewalks in the middle of winter, any of it MAY burst into flames at any minute.

Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Fuquad on November 12, 2009, 09:11:36 pm
Good point... and where does the water in a washer go to anyway?
 
:|


I'm going to have to venture the guess that wherever it goes it contributes to the smell of the city.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: hoopla on November 12, 2009, 09:44:31 pm
So, that's what caused the Cuyahoga river to burst into flames...

Nah, that river runs through Cleveland... Have you ever been to Cleveland? The water,  the air, the slush on the sidewalks in the middle of winter, any of it MAY burst into flames at any minute.



I was in Cleveland once, but I erased it from my memory.  Let's now attempt to invoke those memories again.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on November 12, 2009, 10:08:44 pm
This holds up with my opinion that you should be allowed to get enough signatures to have someone put to sleep!

Also forced sterilization for teh stoopid!

Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Remington on November 12, 2009, 10:59:12 pm
This holds up with my opinion that you should be allowed to get enough signatures to have someone put to sleep!

Also forced sterilization for teh stoopid!


Ah, but who decides which people are stupid? If we do the democratic thing and leave it to the masses, then the stupid people will be the only ones left.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Suu on November 13, 2009, 04:53:43 am
So who the fuck is this woman and how do you know her?
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 13, 2009, 05:05:42 am
So who the fuck is this woman and how do you know her?

For some reason I vaguely remember that it was a co-worker of his. I could be making that up.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Suu on November 13, 2009, 05:26:10 am
She works for a porn mag?

This is getting better and better.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 13, 2009, 05:37:35 am
She works for a porn mag?

This is getting better and better.

I must have invented that in my head, because it doesn't add up, does it?
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: hoopla on November 13, 2009, 05:50:49 am
No, she is a high school friend.  AND, she used to post on this forum!   :eek:
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 13, 2009, 05:55:19 am
Oh god!  :eek:
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: LMNO on November 13, 2009, 01:12:37 pm
No, she is a high school friend.  AND, she used to post on this forum!   :eek:

What was her screename?
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 01:47:59 pm
No, she is a high school friend.  AND, she used to post on this forum!   :eek:

Who was she here?
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: AFK on November 13, 2009, 01:49:04 pm
Eldora?

Oh come on, someone had to. 
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Richter on November 13, 2009, 02:01:44 pm
Well done, Hoopla. 

I want to show this to everyone crying about crime and pollution, or drugs and healthcare.  It drives home that once you've saved someone from everythign else, they'll do their damndest to find a way to doom themselves.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 13, 2009, 05:10:51 pm
No, she is a high school friend.  AND, she used to post on this forum!   :eek:

it was Toots, wasn't it?

the one that blew her top when I said something about her "typing like a fat chick"?
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 13, 2009, 05:11:23 pm
durp.

lrn 2 read whole thread, RCH.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 05:23:43 pm
the one that blew her top when I said something about her "typing like a fat chick"?

 :lulz:

Please tell me you have a link to that.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 13, 2009, 05:59:39 pm
oh god...it was good too.

how is our search function working these days? I'll see if I can dig through her last few posts and find the relevant thread.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 06:10:09 pm
oh god...it was good too.

how is our search function working these days? I'll see if I can dig through her last few posts and find the relevant thread.

I haven't had any problems with it.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 13, 2009, 06:15:21 pm
just searched for it and then it occurred to me that it happened on Hoopla's board.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: hoopla on November 13, 2009, 06:23:17 pm
Oh, that... shit, that was an embarrassing period.


Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2009, 06:25:29 pm
Oh, that... shit, that was an embarrassing period.




Link/ex-post?
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: hoopla on November 13, 2009, 06:41:00 pm
I haven't been able to find it on Way Back Machine... I nuked it in 2006 or so...
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Cain on November 15, 2009, 02:46:14 pm
I thought it happened on EB&G....but searching couldn't find it, so I guess it was Hoopla's board after all.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: hoopla on March 24, 2011, 09:21:41 pm
GOOD GAWD.... good god good god... she is pregnant AGAIN.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Don Coyote on March 24, 2011, 09:57:13 pm
GOOD GAWD.... good god good god... she is pregnant AGAIN.





WHY?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 10:09:46 pm
GOOD GAWD.... good god good god... she is pregnant AGAIN.





WHY?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

CUZ ITS NACHURUL. 
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Don Coyote on March 24, 2011, 10:10:48 pm
GOOD GAWD.... good god good god... she is pregnant AGAIN.





WHY?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

CUZ ITS NACHURUL. 

One more reason to hate hippies.

Would it be wrong to unleash hungry coyotes upon them?
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: hoopla on March 24, 2011, 10:32:37 pm
No.

Someone has to stop this fucking woman.  I don't have the stomach for it.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Rumckle on March 24, 2011, 11:46:00 pm

One more reason to hate hippies.

Would it be wrong to unleash hungry coyotes upon them?

As long as coyotes are native to that part of the continent.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: hoopla on March 24, 2011, 11:54:53 pm
Oh we have coyotes alright.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 25, 2011, 12:08:19 am
GOOD GAWD.... good god good god... she is pregnant AGAIN.

What the FUCK.

Didn't she just have one?

Gross.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 12:22:08 am
GOOD GAWD.... good god good god... she is pregnant AGAIN.

What the FUCK.

Didn't she just have one?

Gross.

"IT'S A UTERUS, NOT A CLOWN CAR!"

Or words to that effect.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 12:22:32 am
Hey, Hoops:  Tell her your associate TGRR says "Thanks for killing the planet."
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 25, 2011, 02:09:04 am
Dude, SIX CHILDREN. SIX OF THEM.

That is a lot of time spent pregnant. I mean, I was done after two, and had the third demon-spawn by happy accident. I'm grateful I had her, but I will get my uterus roto-rootered if I contract another one.

My oldest one and her best friend are currently driving me insane in my office. I can only imagine the hell that life would be if I had FIVE MORE JUST LIKE THEM, AND THEIR LITTLE FRIENDS TOO.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 02:11:46 am
Dude, SIX CHILDREN. SIX OF THEM.

That is a lot of time spent pregnant. I mean, I was done after two, and had the third demon-spawn by happy accident. I'm grateful I had her, but I will get my uterus roto-rootered if I contract another one.

My oldest one and her best friend are currently driving me insane in my office. I can only imagine the hell that life would be if I had FIVE MORE JUST LIKE THEM, AND THEIR LITTLE FRIENDS TOO.

Well, thankfully, the teabaggers have a solution.

They're attempting to repeal child labor laws.  Now you can just farm the little buggers out to the nearest cotton mill, sit back, and rake in the long green.

TGRR,
Knows those bobbins ain't gonna change themselves.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Phox on March 25, 2011, 02:14:35 am
Dude, SIX CHILDREN. SIX OF THEM.

That is a lot of time spent pregnant. I mean, I was done after two, and had the third demon-spawn by happy accident. I'm grateful I had her, but I will get my uterus roto-rootered if I contract another one.

My oldest one and her best friend are currently driving me insane in my office. I can only imagine the hell that life would be if I had FIVE MORE JUST LIKE THEM, AND THEIR LITTLE FRIENDS TOO.

Well, thankfully, the teabaggers have a solution.

They're attempting to repeal child labor laws.  Now you can just farm the little buggers out to the nearest cotton mill, sit back, and rake in the long green.

TGRR,
Knows those bobbins ain't gonna change themselves.
:lulz:
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 25, 2011, 02:33:06 am
Fucking teabaggers.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 25, 2011, 02:33:54 am
I guess who the hell else are they going to exploit, if they're successful in getting rid of those damn immigrants.  :lulz:
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 02:42:33 am
I guess who the hell else are they going to exploit, if they're successful in getting rid of those damn immigrants.  :lulz:

Um.

You and me.

And everyone we know.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 25, 2011, 06:50:50 am
I guess who the hell else are they going to exploit, if they're successful in getting rid of those damn immigrants.  :lulz:

Um.

You and me.

And everyone we know.

ESPECIALLY THE CHILDREN.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: hoopla on March 25, 2011, 01:15:41 pm
GOOD GAWD.... good god good god... she is pregnant AGAIN.

What the FUCK.

Didn't she just have one?

Gross.


She gave birth LAST JUNE... and is pregnant again.  And moving back to Toronto.  Jesus.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: hoopla on March 25, 2011, 01:15:58 pm
Hey, Hoops:  Tell her your associate TGRR says "Thanks for killing the planet."

Consider it done.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Jenne on March 25, 2011, 02:18:08 pm
THAT...is craziness.  I mean, I know women who got pg on purpose one right after another so that they could get it over and done with...but not 6 fucking times.  Literally.

Wow.  :(  Reminds me of my husband's statement about the women in Afghanistan, who complained about getting their periods because being pregnant, once you're married, is supposed to be the "natural state of things" in their culture.  :( :( :(

Fuck that noise.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Luna on March 25, 2011, 02:19:08 pm
Wait, is this six, or seven?

Lady, they KNOW what causes that, now, you realize...
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: hoopla on March 25, 2011, 02:48:53 pm
This is the 7th.  :x
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Jenne on March 25, 2011, 02:56:02 pm
It's just Brady Bunch plus Oliver.  Except that they all came out of the same by-now-swinging lips.  There's this one family that the media loves to dish over that's had 20 or so...I'll go find them.  They'll make your hair curl--or straighten, either way, it's kinda narsty.

Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Jenne on March 25, 2011, 02:56:35 pm
http://www.duggarfamily.com/

19 "AND COUNTING"





...dad's name is "Jim Bob"...(no significance there?  No?)   :horrormirth:
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 25, 2011, 03:17:02 pm
http://www.duggarfamily.com/

19 "AND COUNTING"





...dad's name is "Jim Bob"...(no significance there?  No?)   :horrormirth:

I actually don't mind the outlier religious freaks as much as the "SAVE TEH EARTH!" hypocrites.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Jenne on March 25, 2011, 03:24:45 pm
Meh.  They both bug me to death.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on March 25, 2011, 03:36:01 pm
At least the religious nuts have the distinction of being wrong at pretty much all possible levels.

Greenies have this annoying thing where they've sorta got the right values, but not the brains/means/wherewithal to apply them in a way that isn't ineffectual, retarded, or both.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Jenne on March 25, 2011, 03:39:02 pm
I see them as symptoms of the same disease, myself.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 25, 2011, 04:19:58 pm
They are; it's just that religious crazies are clearly delusional freaks who think God told them to breed as much as possible, whereas the ecofreaks seem to kind of have a grasp on reality, that just has gaping holes in it.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Suu on March 25, 2011, 07:07:23 pm
I just...I just...can't...just....

 :walken:
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Don Coyote on March 25, 2011, 07:09:57 pm
So, would humans be an ecologically sound food source for apex predators?
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: hoopla on March 25, 2011, 07:11:54 pm
I just...I just...can't...just....

 :walken:

You and me both, sister.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 25, 2011, 07:56:12 pm
Dude, SIX CHILDREN. SIX OF THEM.

That is a lot of time spent pregnant. I mean, I was done after two, and had the third demon-spawn by happy accident. I'm grateful I had her, but I will get my uterus roto-rootered if I contract another one.


I would swallow every pill I could find with a bottle of drano on the top of a 20 story building I could fall backwards off of when I shot myself in the head.

Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 25, 2011, 07:58:42 pm
Hoops please tell your aquaintance that if I ever see her I will drop kick her uterus!!!  :argh!:
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Jenne on March 25, 2011, 09:37:06 pm
...it's probably going to drop-kick itself, just saying.

WARNING:  HUMANS ARE NOT LITTER-BEARERS.  PROLAPSE IMMINENT.  PREPARE THE HAZARDOUS MATERIALS SHED.  WHOOP WHOOP
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: LMNO on March 25, 2011, 10:11:38 pm
Quick question: how is she affording to raise this brood? The cost of raising a kid to end up a biped is pretty high, and there's no bulk discount.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 25, 2011, 11:36:46 pm
Quick question: how is she affording to raise this brood? The cost of raising a kid to end up a biped is pretty high, and there's no bulk discount.

Most of the people that I have met who are super-eco-freaks are, unsurprisingly, the wives of guys who make a lot of money in a high-tech (and highly polluting) industry. So my money's on that, if we're taking bets.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: hoopla on March 28, 2011, 05:46:49 pm
Quick question: how is she affording to raise this brood? The cost of raising a kid to end up a biped is pretty high, and there's no bulk discount.

Most of the people that I have met who are super-eco-freaks are, unsurprisingly, the wives of guys who make a lot of money in a high-tech (and highly polluting) industry. So my money's on that, if we're taking bets.

Husband makes good money in PR - does that count? 
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 28, 2011, 05:53:25 pm
Quick question: how is she affording to raise this brood? The cost of raising a kid to end up a biped is pretty high, and there's no bulk discount.

Most of the people that I have met who are super-eco-freaks are, unsurprisingly, the wives of guys who make a lot of money in a high-tech (and highly polluting) industry. So my money's on that, if we're taking bets.

Husband makes good money in PR - does that count? 

The "husband makes good money" part does.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Ůͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅť ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on March 28, 2011, 11:28:52 pm
After reaching the peak of Mount Eco-Friendlyô, the only way to get more smug would have to be mistaking responsibility for your children for this condescending nobility. Or vice versa.

It doesn't matter that they aren't logically compatible with one another, the functional effect is that she's fucking ROLLING on a smug high.

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Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: hoopla on March 29, 2011, 02:11:01 pm
Agreed.  I'd sort of hate to say I'm wishing for that...

...but I am.

Hoopla
-polishing personal schadenfreude since 1975
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2019, 10:31:41 pm
Good point... and where does the water in a washer go to anyway?
 
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Much to my horror, I can now answer this question.   :lol:
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: hoopla on August 20, 2019, 09:21:02 pm
Good point... and where does the water in a washer go to anyway?
 
:|

Much to my horror, I can now answer this question.   :lol:

uh oh... I'm afraid to ask.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 21, 2019, 01:11:56 am
Good point... and where does the water in a washer go to anyway?
 
:|

Much to my horror, I can now answer this question.   :lol:

uh oh... I'm afraid to ask.

It goes in with the poop.  Which is handled by microorganisms that eat poop.  They do a proper job on toilet paper, too.

What they don't deal with very well is surfactants.  Like you get from laundry detergent.  From, say, washing shitty rags nonstop.  They also don't deal well with too much water.

When the bugs die, the poop stops being eaten.  It becomes a festival very quickly, even in a small system.  Toronto would be a hoot.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: altered on August 21, 2019, 01:27:04 am
I donít think there is a single sewer system on earth that handles greywater (washers, showers, etc) in a separated system from blackwater (poo) sewage, either.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: hoopla on August 21, 2019, 03:34:02 am
Good point... and where does the water in a washer go to anyway?
 
:|

Much to my horror, I can now answer this question.   :lol:

uh oh... I'm afraid to ask.

It goes in with the poop.  Which is handled by microorganisms that eat poop.  They do a proper job on toilet paper, too.

What they don't deal with very well is surfactants.  Like you get from laundry detergent.  From, say, washing shitty rags nonstop.  They also don't deal well with too much water.

When the bugs die, the poop stops being eaten.  It becomes a festival very quickly, even in a small system.  Toronto would be a hoot.

Goddam hippies.
Title: Re: The Supposedly Green Baby Making Machine
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 27, 2020, 07:15:00 pm
she's so green she doesn't watch movies because of film being made from organic beings.  She cherishes her liberal guilt like a close relative whose recently lost its legs in a landmine accident.  If youre going to eat meat, she says, at least buy free range haven't you seen the PETA ads?  Don't you listen to PETA?  she only drinks rain water, and seems never to bathe.  she speaks often and lovingly about green condos, as if they might be a viable answer to the urban sprawl problem.  she sneers at ketchup, but then again, so do I... but wait, there's more... she refuses to use toilet paper, MUCH TOO WASTEFUL!  she instead has rags which she washes over and over again.  stop and think about that before moving on.  she has rags of shit she washes over and over again.  shit.  and, don't get her started on paper towels, she will foam at the mouth, like she does when she brushes her teeth with baking soda.  yes, she brushes her teeth with baking soda.  she refuses to listen to music by artists who don't share her worldview, and barely tolerates those around her who don't.  she speaks often about moving to the country.  moving to the country.  moving to the country.  moving to the country.  she speaks often often often about moving to the country.  anywhere to escape the stink of the city.  the stink of millions of people crammed together daily.  does she consider what we would smell like if we all used rags to wipe the shit from our asses?  i wonder.

where does her greenness stop?  what is her limit?  BIRTH CONTROL, apparently.  the woman has four children already, and a fifth one up the stick.  five children, my friends.  five more mouths to cry for McDonald Happy Meals.  five more mouths to grow up and consume.  five more bodies to stink up this city.  five more bodies to add to the 6,602,224,175 bodies already weighing down and stinking up this mudball we call Earth. 

GREEN?  don't make me laugh, bitch, i'm goofy enough as it is.

In the 12 years since this was posted, stupid humans have added another 1,100,000,000 more stupid humans.  That's an increase of 20%.  In 12 years.  This is all normal.