Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: Sepia on February 17, 2005, 01:14:09 am

Title: They told me the classics never got a style
Post by: Sepia on February 17, 2005, 01:14:09 am
but they do, they do.

and some day baby. we do too. (refused)

(blasphemy for turd and the likeminded follows)


the lawnmower was outside the janitor called to me
I, sitting on a bench
ya just have to fill the gas the janitor almost screamed
I, smoking a fag
You know, it's easy to start, you just have to pull this string
oh yeah I said, still smoking
Yeah really he said continuing with and then you see the patterns
and i said, no you don't, still smoking
Yeah, it's really easy he said
and I said yeah, how
well, look at me do this and then he mowed the lawn for me.

it was a dream, i was headed up the mountains, a slope sortof, and i was running, and the freaky thing was that i couldn't look back, because i knew what was following me and at the same time i didn't.

then i was here and there was a conversation.
turd said: you know, really, i'm trying to rebel against the poetic nature of discordianism in itself and especially what was written in the illuminatus!
then hotsuma said: I feel the same thing.
then turd said: wow.. i though i was all alone in this world.
then horab said: GO GTEA FUKCIGN ROOOM!

and they did.

then roger appeared and he said something that was halfways witty, yet it still made sense and it was not annoying. then chef arrived and everyone thought jesus christ how do we ban him? this is the kind of person that ought to end up at some kinda cs forum.

and then


i woke up.

still bella was mellow and sweet. still hoshiko was far too intelligent and a fukcing genious. still aini wasn't fully respected. still



the world itself was looking more and more like the board or the other way around. still

the world itself was ridiculed. as the inhabitants lingered and agreed in silence whilst making an attempt at a discordian jake. then

i thought it didn't matter.



and i woke up.


no, not as you think you see it. i didn't wake up. not in that way.

because

if this is just another fad with intelligent people.

i'd rather stay away.

he said: i'd rather stay away.

then he came after me yelling at me because i had fallen asleep. he claimed he already had mowed every lawn. and i said

really

and he said

yea that was your job wasnt it

and i said yea

and he said well you gotta do something for me

and i said

the classics never got a style.
Title: They told me the classics never got a style
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 17, 2005, 01:24:37 am
i resent the implication of beign inteligent.

very observant mister mermaid.
Title: They told me the classics never got a style
Post by: Cain on February 17, 2005, 08:28:26 am
Whats a CS forum?  I know a forum that is called the CS forum where Chef would have fun, but I doubt that is the one Im thinking about....
Title: They told me the classics never got a style
Post by: LMNO on February 17, 2005, 02:26:58 pm
... and in the dreamy almost rant were the seeds of a board suicide...






and this too, shall pass.
Title: They told me the classics never got a style
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 17, 2005, 06:28:10 pm
Quote from: Kensei
Whats a CS forum?  I know a forum that is called the CS forum where Chef would have fun, but I doubt that is the one Im thinking about....


http://forums.csnation.net/forumdisplay.php?forumid=2

is a cs forum. there seems to eb a lot less 1337 on there than the last time i looked, but i only took a quick quick skim.

however after a further perusal, chef would totally get pwned there. like serious OMGFG!!!WTFBBQQQ!!!!!LOL!!!!! the least inteligent conversation stands miles above. but i dgress.
Title: They told me the classics never got a style
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 18, 2005, 10:45:36 pm
Sepia, you have a certain genius about you...that was awesome.

 8)
Title: They told me the classics never got a style
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 18, 2005, 11:50:48 pm
and a rare style.