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Principia Discussion / Profundity is comedy, comedy is profundity

« on: August 06, 2018, 11:28:36 am »

All jokes reveal a serious upside, all serious pronouncements reveal an ironic humor (even if it is unknown to the speaker).




Don't get all Freudian on this post though, I didn't make this thread because of anxiety over sexual inadequacy in bed.......or did I? probably yes and no.

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Apple Talk / Daily reminder to eat your jam toe(a)st:

« on: July 30, 2018, 05:01:51 am »

Do it or Elmo will die:

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Apple Talk / Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?

« on: July 23, 2018, 05:48:04 am »

In today's culture, if you haven't by the age of 17, it's frowned upon. Fuck them testicles! Don't those gigantic eyes just give you a boner?

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / The Erisian Chastisement Ray Of Benevolent Oopsism

« on: July 23, 2018, 05:28:21 am »

What must one do, to please the goddess with her sexy but dangerous charms. Must one take wine and strange drugs, bathe in the rivers of fucksville, bow at the Kaaba while on LSD or choke on a dead rat you found in the gutter (they're sometimes good when they're fresh).

If you find yourself naked and alone, will the forest comfort you or will it fuck you up the ass?

These questions still bother me.


I want to be Eris' little doll for a moment, but just a moment. The Chastisement Ray is a marvelous, magnificent beauty. One day, I will fulfill my role in the Oopist fallacy, all will be restored and the Law Of Thelema will be abolished by logic and reasoning. All is a curse.

Nudity and Scientology beat masturbating in open traffic, but only by a little bit. All ideas are recycled, there are no new ideas - even new ideas. All is variation, all is death, all is Chaos, all is fun and excitement.

The legions of millionaires will bank of our fortunes but they will not gain true enlightenment. Stamp down the wretched and the weak, then offer them money but don't give them an advantage. Politics is for the weak-minded, science is for the lonely at heart, religion is for the lazy and philosophy is for those who can't get laid.

This rock in space knows how to rock! 

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Principia Discussion / The entire tradition of Western Occultism is just a giant troll

« on: July 23, 2018, 04:43:16 am »

Change my mind 

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Aneristic Illusions / Discordian Politics!

« on: January 18, 2018, 07:01:58 am »

We have no:

up, left, down, right, forwards, backwards, 360°, 180°, 90°


 

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Theological Questions!

« on: January 15, 2018, 04:41:22 am »

Is heaven just a method to get people to pull down their/zip up there - pants? 


Does Yahweh like or hate hanging around with Eris?


Do Santa and Satan get along?


Is Christianism compatible with Santaism?



Is Paul (The so-called "apostle") the most successful cult leader of all time?



I wrote a new Bible book, where can I submit it?

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Principia Discussion / Exposers exposed! #exposersexposedoncam

« on: January 13, 2018, 04:37:48 am »

The internet is a moshpit for 'free' speech >

The internet is full of 'exposers', exposing evil canned-tuna companies that "sold their sole to Bob" >

Exposers have billions of subscribers for exposing nothing >

When are we going to expose them? (and buy some bread and milk, we're out)

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / And on the Sixth day, just as God was contemplating creating man:

« on: December 29, 2017, 10:51:38 pm »

God: Lets create some animals with more sophisticated minds and wild genitals
Jeffery: Ah God, you're not going to just let them run free with those wild genitals, are you?
God: You're right Jeffery, I will make their genitals so provocative that it will cause depression and immense heartbreak even at the thought of them
Jeffery: Hey God, you know that's not enough right. They'll start of raping each other, then they'll start filming porn
God: Then I shall send my lazy son down to tell them to be shameful!
Jeffery: Eh, God? isn't that sort of cruel?
God: I'll make them so obsessed and enticed by it that and equally ashamed and scared, that their whole existence will be based around this intense anxiety that will never be fulfilled. I'll beat 'ole Lucifer at his own game!! Huh? 
Jeffery: God, god! No, no, no!! But that religion you are thinking of building, it's supposed to be about peace and love??
God: It's loving ME Jeffery, worshiping ME. I get no TV up here, what else can I do?
Jeffery: So you're just going to make them slaves of sexuality?
God: But that's the thing, they will too! They'll center their whole world around their obsession at the same time as shunning it. It's diabolical 
Jeffery: You're gonna make them slaves to their most basic, instinct. You're fucking sick 
God: If they don't have something to repent for, how will they worship me? They'll work out their own political morality system after a while and won't need me
Jeffery: And Jesus? and the universe?
God: Jeffery, do you THINK that anybody cares about the other planets in the universe? 
Jeffery: I'm leaving. Go please yourself, I don't care.

(Jeffery flies off angrily)

God: Now what am I going to do for fun?.....I know, I'll make....UNICORNS 

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Discordian Recipes / Medial Numerical Munted Sozzlerino

« on: December 28, 2017, 08:44:45 am »

1 x ∞ = fuck you ÷ passing out + 1077 = ?

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Principia Discussion / Anti-antiism

« on: December 15, 2017, 11:47:06 pm »

New trend, who's joining?


 

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Principia Discussion / Your favorite chapter or section from the Principia Discordia?

« on: December 14, 2017, 10:51:28 pm »

For those who get their kicks and bemusement from reading the central sacred text, lets start some particular discussion on it? See if we can summon an insurance agent?