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Apple Talk / Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« on: January 23, 2012, 08:02:49 pm »
Fuck.  Okay, apologies thrown back in my face.

Lesson learned.

And again I sincerely apologize.

Apple Talk / Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« on: January 23, 2012, 07:53:53 pm »
Fuck.  Okay, apologies thrown back in my face.

Lesson learned.
I was responding to all the bullshit from the previous page, look at the post times there. 


We posted at the same time...

Apple Talk / Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« on: January 23, 2012, 07:47:29 pm »
You know what, I'm sorry, I am at fucking work.  I was trying to add in a part that was there and I hit remove in error.  My phone was and has been ringing off the hook so I couldn't get back right away.

Thanks for all the presumptions.

I won't bother anymore, which you will also say is typical I'm sure, however, JUST FUCKING ONCE it would be nice to get the FUCKING BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT before I'm slammed.

I mean y'all would demand it but fuck me right?

Apple Talk / Re: Quotes of the Moment II
« on: January 23, 2012, 07:42:52 pm »
Originally posted for the lulz and removed in error....  Sorry :(

I can piss people off everywhere......   :lulz: 

From TCC

Quote from: Khara
I'm sorry, are you saying women are scared because of their hormones?

Quote from: blue
This one is easy. Take a transgender male who is seeking gender reassignment. The first thing they do is begin hormone therapy ... right ?

 Same with female to male. Add testosterone and she will experience a different way of looking at the world. It's likely to make her more bold and assertive.

 Fight or flight .... timid or bold .... what your attractions are ....personality traits .... whatever .... it's all a product of that unique biochemical reaction that's going on inside your body and brain.

Quote from: Khara
I just....

I don't even.....

WHAT. THE. FVCK?  Are you freaking serious?  Are you high?  Women will run from danger?  Women are timid?  Women have personality traits based on their hormones? 

Have you never seen a mother protecting her child?  Do women not serve right beside men in the military these days, since such antiquated, pre-feminism, idiotic male viewpoints were shot to shit?

I cannot believe in this century anyone still can believe such lies.

Also, hormones do not affect emotions, emotions affect hormones.....

Quote from: Khara
I am going to have to admit something here that I rarely admit. 

This has left me just fvcking speechless......

I can't get mad because it is based on ignorance and prejudice.  Yet I am mad because it is based on ignorance and prejudice.

Quote from: blue
Don't get mad Khara. It's just my view of things that's all. Years ago i think i would have been more in agreement with the groupthink. Now i'm beginning to undrstand why, historically,women have always been relegated to the role of second class citizens in society.

 Worse yet, i'm beginning to agree with it. 

 Predjudiced yes .... judging by what i see there's every good reason to be.

 I don't have time for the drama and there's little here to hold my intrest so i'm just going on ahead.

And THIS is how one idiot can make an entire forum of women want to slice his nads into sushi. :lulz:

Discordian Recipes / Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« on: January 23, 2012, 03:10:10 pm »
You're totally correct. You should probably swallow a handful of tylenol with every cocktail.

Not just good advice for DECI4, but also for all her friends!

I would suggest the extra strength tylenol for good measure. 

Apple Talk / Re: Jenne and Khara
« on: January 23, 2012, 02:25:27 pm »
:mittens: :mittens: :mittens: :mittens: :mittens: :mittens:

I think I cracked a rib!!!  :lulz:


Apple Talk / Goodbye Etta.....
« on: January 20, 2012, 10:26:12 pm »

Etta James who has died aged 73 after suffering from leukaemia, was among the most critically acclaimed and influential female singers of the past 50 years, even if she never achieved huge popular success. From her first R&B hit, in 1955, the risqué Roll With Me Henry – cut when she was only 15 – through a series of classic 1960s soul sides (the lush ballad At Last, the raucous house rocker Tell Mama and the emotional agony of I'd Rather Go Blind), then a series of critically acclaimed 1970s and 1980s albums that won her a broad rock audience, to more recent albums of jazz vocals, James proved capable of developing and changing as an artist.

Such a loss to the world.

Discordian Recipes / Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« on: January 20, 2012, 05:08:48 pm »
I hate you fuckos that can eat with a hangover.  When I'm hung over I can't even keep fluids down, which means I don't get better for like the entire day.

Which means you did not follow the three to one rule of drinking in which you drink a glass or bottle of water or gatorade for every three drinks so you do not become dehydrated and can then eat.  Also, right before you go to bed, drink as much gatorade as you can stomache and take a couple of advil. 

Then when you wake up with a raging hangover you will also be starving!!! :lulz:

Apple Talk / Re: The Bastards Get EVERYONE in the End.
« on: January 20, 2012, 04:58:52 pm »
You know Roger, I've read this four times now and while I would love to come up with an awesome response, I can't. 

This is really good and it's even more scary.

I'm just  :cry:

Techmology and Scientism / Re: Mirror Universe?
« on: January 20, 2012, 04:56:42 pm »

I know that many say a pun is the lowest form of humor, but they crack me up anyway.

Apple Talk / Re: [NOMENCLATURE]: Crust Kids or "Crust wave."
« on: January 20, 2012, 04:54:24 pm »
Socioeconomic tourism's not really a new thing, there are just new and stupider ways of going about it. I had pretty much the same reaction to On The Road that most people seem to be having to the link in the OP.

I'm presuming the book because I don't think the movie is out yet...  But yeah, I can see where you are coming from.

I was talking about that show with Charles Kurault. Fuck that guy!

Well I have to agree with you on that one.  Funny it never entered my thoughts when I read that, the bok was the first thing I thought of.  Sorry.

Or Kill Me / Re: Hollywood Must Be Destroyed
« on: January 20, 2012, 04:50:39 pm »
Here's my deal, PDS:  If artists don't have a right to be paid for their work, then neither does anyone else.  We merely enjoy privilege.

You stealing a song is - simply put - stealing from someone trying to make a living.


Discordian Recipes / Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« on: January 20, 2012, 04:09:18 pm »
Top that with a couple of eggs over easy and it's a pretty unbeatable hangover cure.



Discordian Recipes / Re: Perfect home made hash browns
« on: January 20, 2012, 03:52:17 pm »
This is where I would make noise about frozen potatoes not having any nutritional value, but the truth is that fresh potatoes don't have any nutritional value either.

They sure do a hell of a job of soaking up last night's cheap beer though!


The Waffle House cure? Scattered, smothered and covered?

Apple Talk / Re: I just saw something REALLY cool!
« on: January 20, 2012, 03:51:13 pm »
I'm pretty sure I can't send either fish or dry ice through the mail from a foreign country without an import license.

But even if I could, that would be the most expensive mahi anybody ever ate. :lulz:

That said, mahi is one of those firm-fleshed fishes that does not suffer any from being frozen. My advice would be to make friends with someone who is in charge of ordering for a local restaurant. Ask them if they'll order some for you from their vendor.

I was only joking.... 

That's a good idea, I work with a few restaurants, I'll have to check with them.  I really don't care if it is mahi, just a decent fish that isn't catfish.

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