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Apple Talk / Re: OH MY! HELLO LARGE ONE!

« on: August 17, 2011, 09:25:50 pm »

Excuse me?? My nipply bits are just fine, Mr Great Buddha Nature!

WE ARE DISAGREE! NOT FOR HAVING CHESTICLE TOOTHFLOSS! IT IS OF THE HIGHEST UNHELLO.

PLEASE TO SHORN?

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Apple Talk / OH MY! HELLO LARGE ONE!

« on: August 17, 2011, 09:19:09 pm »

PROCRASTINATE YOUR MASTICATE! YOUR NIPPLY YUM YUMS ARE UNHELLO !

D:

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Apple Talk / Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!

« on: December 18, 2009, 06:02:39 am »

Does it really matter?

WE ARE MATTER.

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Apple Talk / Re: RESURRECT THIS POST!

« on: December 18, 2009, 05:57:14 am »

OH MY!

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Apple Talk / Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!

« on: December 18, 2009, 05:55:27 am »

dear BGP, plz to squirt your soy sauce in my face

PLEASE TO NOTE: KNEEPADS ARE OF THE RECOMMENDED VARIETY. ARE YOU TO LIKE APPETIZER?

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Apple Talk / Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!

« on: December 18, 2009, 05:54:36 am »

why?

YES, THIS PLEASES.

THE HELLO WILL GUIDE NOW.

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Apple Talk / Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!

« on: December 18, 2009, 05:53:41 am »

Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.

I believe you've said this several times now.  However, each time, you've been wrong.

Except the first time.  The first time, he was right.

Nope. BGP has always been the same person, I'm looking at the logs right now and unless someone A) haxored BGP's computer or B) he let someone else use his computer to post as BGP, it's BGP.

PLEASE TO NOTE: YOUR STATEMENT LACKS QUESTION.

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Apple Talk / Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!

« on: December 18, 2009, 05:53:11 am »

Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.

I believe you've said this several times now.  However, each time, you've been wrong.

Except the first time.  The first time, he was right.

PLEASE TO SEE OUR FORMER LEAVINGS.

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Apple Talk / Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!

« on: December 18, 2009, 05:52:47 am »

Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.

I believe you've said this several times now.  However, each time, you've been wrong.

WE ARE BELIEVE THIS IS NOT A QUESTION. PLEASE TO REPHRASE TO PLEASE THE US.

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Apple Talk / Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!

« on: December 18, 2009, 05:52:12 am »

Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.

Shush you, BGP has a nature of infinite.

BGP! Should I dress to the right or left? And please, what is the proper etiquette when one sneezes into ones hand in company, has no tissues or anything and no quick access to anything to wipe it off?

WE ARE TO INSIST YOUR DRESS PROGRESS IN THE UPWARD. THIS LEADS TO HELLO.

FOR EXPECTORANCE ONE MUST FACE THEIR LEAVINGS WILL FULL HELLO. DO NOT FEAR. FEAR IS THE MIND KILLER. YOU MUST BUDDHA NATURE.

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Apple Talk / Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!

« on: December 18, 2009, 05:49:58 am »

PLEASE TO NOTE: THE STATEMENT IS UNQUESTION. PLEASE TO CURB THE FUCKSTOCK TO MONKEY AVOIDANCE OR CRAM THE UNHELLO INTO UNPLEASANT!

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Apple Talk / Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!

« on: December 18, 2009, 05:48:28 am »

Dear BGP, should i build a zen garden in a bedsit?

WE ARE TO SUGGEST YOU GARDEN THE COMMUNITY FOR GREAT JUSTICE! PLEASE TO UNDERSTAND?

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Apple Talk / Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!

« on: December 18, 2009, 05:47:06 am »

Dear Buddha's Ghost Penis,

Other spiritual figures tell me how I SHOULD NOT, which is useless. 
How SHOULD I?   

Mindfully,
   -R

YOU SHOULD ALWAYS. WE ARE SO VERY HELLO.

Gratitude and JOY!

PLEASE TO SHOW US THE GRATUITY IN BACK ROOM? WE HAVE AMPLE SOY SAUCE!

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Apple Talk / Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!

« on: December 18, 2009, 05:45:57 am »

Dear BGP,

Should I get a Droid or stick with my old phone?

WE ARE OF BELIEF YOU SHOULD DISPOSE PHONE FOR YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO NEED OF COMMUNICATION.

I thought we were friends... 

PLEASE TO RESCULPT YOUR WHINEY BITCHTONES INTO SENTENCE FORM?

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Apple Talk / Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!

« on: December 11, 2009, 11:15:34 pm »

Dear BGP,

Should I invest in gold or try my luck with the stock market again?

AS YOUR FINANCÉ WE ARE TO SUGGEST THE PURCHASE OF A HONDA TO BE FILLED WITH SILVER AND THE AK-47. YOU MAY SEND US HELLO THROUGH POST. WE ARE AVAILABLE FOR MODEST RETAINER FEE. YOU ARE NOW OF THE WELCOME STATE.