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Apple Talk / Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« on: December 11, 2009, 11:13:00 pm »
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on December 07, 2009, 05:47:40 pm
Dear BGP,

Should I get a Droid or stick with my old phone?

WE ARE OF BELIEF YOU SHOULD DISPOSE PHONE FOR YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO NEED OF COMMUNICATION.

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Apple Talk / Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« on: December 11, 2009, 11:11:32 pm »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 05:16:14 pm
DEAR BGP:  SHOULD I THE WHOLE COCA COLA BOTTLE, OR ONLY A LITTLE?

WE SHOULD POINT AT YOUR ACCOMMODATIONS: CAN THIS BE? DO NOT CRACK THE BOTTLE IF YOU ARE LACKING THE ACCOMMODATE. YOU WILL LEAK FROM THE INSIDE.

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Apple Talk / Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« on: December 11, 2009, 11:10:13 pm »
Quote from: Richter on December 07, 2009, 05:08:34 pm
Dear Buddha's Ghost Penis,

Other spiritual figures tell me how I SHOULD NOT, which is useless. 
How SHOULD I?   

Mindfully,
   -R

YOU SHOULD ALWAYS. WE ARE SO VERY HELLO.

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Apple Talk / Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!
« on: December 11, 2009, 11:09:29 pm »
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on December 07, 2009, 06:54:15 am
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 11, 2008, 10:19:07 pm
Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2008, 08:58:21 pm
Quote from: triple zero on August 09, 2008, 05:48:37 pm
Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2008, 03:36:22 am
I think someone took the BGP account.

huh

assuming you know who it was before (and still is), i really wonder why you're thinking this or whether you're just posting without paying attention

He sounds different. I'm guessing.

PLEASE TO BE SENSITIVE TO MY TESTICLE THROAT. ARE WE CONVEYING UNDERSTAND?

BUMP?

WE ARE LACKING THE WOMB, OUR BUMP IS OF THE RICEY DOUGHNUT VARIETY. WE ARE OFFENDED  NOW.

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Apple Talk / FISTING AND YOU
« on: December 01, 2009, 07:21:40 am »
ALL OF YOUR POOP WILL FALL OUT!

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Bring and Brag / WE ARE A PILGRIMS NOW.
« on: December 01, 2009, 07:20:38 am »
WEAR A HAT!

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Propaganda Depository / WE ARE JACKING
« on: December 01, 2009, 07:18:40 am »
WHERE WILL YOU PLACE US?

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: The Smartphone Thread
« on: December 01, 2009, 07:16:50 am »
YOU'RE PHONES ARE FULL OF STUPID.

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Or Kill Me / Re: aini is busted
« on: December 01, 2009, 07:16:14 am »
Quote from: Pope Benny on August 02, 2009, 09:52:55 am
I still love Aini.

AINI IS UNHELLO.

HUGH IS UNHELLOER.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: The Haiku Game
« on: December 01, 2009, 07:12:16 am »
YOU ARE ALL RUIN
 FORUM WITH SILLY NONSENSE!
JOHN LENON DEAD

NEXT TOPIC: CHOKING OF THE HAZARDOUS VARIETY

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Bin Laden allowed to walk into Pakistan by US government
« on: December 01, 2009, 07:09:08 am »
HELLO? WE ARE POST COLONIAL NOW.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: WHO ARE YUO POUNDING ON?
« on: December 01, 2009, 07:07:31 am »
Quote from: Chef on August 12, 2005, 06:25:39 am
CHEF D,
POUNDING ON A MORMON WHO INTERRUPTED HIS SUPPER.

WE ARE POUND UPON A JAR OF MAYONNAISE WEDGED BETWEEN TWO COUCH CUSIONS. SUCH DELIGHT!

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Principia Discussion / RE: HIMEOBS ---> <( ಠ_ಠ)> <---SBOEMIH :ER
« on: December 01, 2009, 07:01:44 am »
PLEASE TO ACCEPT OUR MYTHY MANLEGEND? OH MY, HOW VERY HELLO.

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Apple Talk / Re: FOOTAGE OF TIGER WOODS SUV CRASH (WARNING: GRAPHIC!)
« on: December 01, 2009, 06:58:57 am »
THIS IS MORALLY IMPROPER!

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Apple Talk / WE HAVE REARRIVED!
« on: December 01, 2009, 06:57:07 am »
BEAR WITNESS TO OUR MIRTHY GIRTH AND ACCEPT OUR LEAVINGS INTO YOUR FACE-RECEPTACLE.
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ARE YOU BEARING YET? OUR GIRTH IS VERY GIRTHY AND WE ARE CONCERNED FOR YOUR HEALTH.

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