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It's fucking great, the reasoning is literally "the moon thinks it's better than us and it's not, fuck the moon"

I've already proposed discordian sainthood for these kids tbh, ask Juana

Can confirm. What a time. First the zoomers fought the state and now they're fighting the moon.

He's been out of his mind for a while now, I don't know why you're surprised.

I'm not surprised. It's still horrormirthy.

Kanye West Says He's Done With Trump—Opens Up About White House Bid, Damaging Biden And Everything In Between

Kanye West's Fourth of July declaration, via Tweet, that he was running for president lit the internet on fire, even as pundits were trying to discern how serious he was. Over the course of four rambling hours of interviews on Tuesday, the billionaire rapper turned sneaker mogul revealed:
That he's running for president in 2020 under a new banner—the Birthday Party—with guidance from Elon Musk and an obscure vice presidential candidate he's already chosen. "Like anything I've ever done in my life," says West, "I'm doing to win."
That he no longer supports President Trump. "I am taking the red hat off, with this interview."
That he's okay with siphoning off Black votes from the Democratic nominee, thus helping Trump. "I'm not denying it, I just told you. To say that the Black vote is Democratic is a form of racism and white supremacy."

• That he's never voted in his life.

• That he was sick with Covid-19 in February.

• That he's suspicious of a coronavirus vaccine, terming vaccines "the mark of the beast."

• That he believes "Planned Parenthoods have been placed inside cities by white supremacists to do the Devil's work."

• That he envisions a White House organizational model based on the secret country of Wakanda in Black Panther.

His position on the death penalty is good and that he says "idk, I gotta do more research to have an opinion on this" is p respectable but the rest of this????  dude needs some clinical help.

We all have to learn some way and blatant fucking miserable idiocy is a great teacher. When you remember he's also outrageously racist and managed to make six separate death threats, some involving "Clarence" (context made it clear he meant "clearance") and like no fucking shit Joe Biden-named gangbangers (Craig, Moan, Germ), to me personally for a somewhat abrasive joke aimed at Cain, as if one of the smartest people on the board AND an admin couldn't defend himself?

Then you will be free.

Apparently, good lord.

Ahem, please allow me to illustrate... I will now attach file indicating some serious vegetative qvestion.


Honey?

That's a numpfruit. They're available at your local garden centre and they're DELICIOUS. The skin's a little tough so don't be afraid to bite right in really hard.

This is beautiful and I second the newsfeed nomination.

That’s awesome! Like the ones where you can grow patches on the outside too I suppose? I think I saw an advert for it on YouTube or something.

No. Are you thinking of strawberry pots? It's just a textured pot.

Edit: here I am, ignoring the wise Altered's advice wrt this this dude.

Ahem, please allow me to illustrate... I will now attach file indicating some serious vegetative qvestion.


Honey?

It's the fucking pot.

What plant with holes it in? There isn't one in either of those photos

LuciferX, in a spectacular failure of visual cognition, has conflated your dimpled plant pot with its contents (Kalanchoe luciae, if I am not mistaken).

That was my thought as well tbh. No idea what the plant is tho

Ignore LuciferX, Juana. He's shitting all over the place because we're sick of his passive aggressive idiocy. Also, do be sure to get loud if he starts making threats, since he likes that sort of stupid shit and Howl is itching to stomp his ludicrously racist dick into the mantle of the earth.

Lmao, ty. I'll keep that in mind.

I can't tell what that plant is with the holes in it? We8ve been experimenting with sage, rosemary, ginger and my personal favorite, cayenne. Currently on a water kefir kick. It's like the champagne of kombucha.

What plant with holes it in? There isn't one in either of those photos

Wat

Of course he is. 🙄

In other news, his niece's book says he's Like That bc his character was forged by child abuse and neglect at the hands of his father.

Heads up for that kind of thing in the article, btw:  https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trumps-worldview-forged-by-neglect-and-trauma-at-home-his-niece-says-in-new-book/2020/07/07/b19b22f6-bf9d-11ea-864a-0dd31b9d6917_story.html

I feel like anyone who has spent time working with people (children especially tho) would recognize that but, like, that stops being an excuse in adolescence and is definitely not an excuse for his geriatric ass.

I've heard that people who are asymptomatic might have partial immunity from a similar but less deadly coronavirus and I wonder if that's what's going on there

I've heard before about the boyfriend and had heard that she and 45 renegotiated the prenup, but that 45 was okay with it is news, as is the potential divorce.

My dad's path to Idiotsville goes Sera was Sainted by The Best Pope Ever so Sera is GOOD.  Therefore people tearing down statues hate Saints and therefore also God and he's being oppressed for being Christian!

At the very least he hasn't gone the full way there and still tells the anti mask people on his facebook that they are stupid and should feel stupid.

I mean, as an ex Catholic, Cool Pope is still a fucking Pope and *gestures at the mission and rancheria systems*. Serra did some ugly shit that is still echoing in California. They're just as impoverished as reservations elsewhere.

Earthquakes are always weird. Esp bc we don't normally get them (maybe once a year) and they seem to usually be at night.

Sigh, right when my Dad started to sound like a decent human, he got an article about the Junipero Serra statue being taken down and is parroting residents of Idiotsville again.

Dude founded nearly half the missions and the missions were a bad time for California Indigenous folks. The fuck. And it's just a statue.

Another interesting tidbit about Brazil is how evangelicals have made inroads into the country's power structure. You'd think a place as nominally Catholic as Brazil might resist such Protestant intrusions more, but apparently not.

Prosperity gospel will do that.