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How long until  undocumented migrants are referred to as terrorists?
3-6 months?

Weeks.  Maybe.  As soon as Trump needs a distraction.

So.

How's that resistance 2.0 thing going?  Hegseth is in.  RFK Jr looks like he's gonna be in.  Immigrants will be sent to Gitmo.

Tell us, oh might warriors, how this resistance is going.  How's that veggie garden working at holding fascism at bay?

 

I shit on you all from a great height.

I'm calling the secret service.

Okay.   

Eat shit.

PCs are now 80% done with the palace.

Next up will be a ranger lich out to assassinate the emperor, in the service of Vecna's cult.

Well, you're not wrong.

I just watched the Hegseth confirmation hearings and now I want bad things to happen to my country.

Don't worry, they will.

Yeah, thanks for that, you miserable prick.  I blame You People for this shit.

Well, now Elon Musk is giving Nazi salutes in public, and I feel like I should be out there throwing a brick at something.

I'd like to once again thank all the sanctimonious prog pricks that couldn't find it in themselves to vote against Trump, and I want bad things to happen to them.

"First they came for the progressives, and I did nothing.  Because they literally asked for it."

So I just got a text - on Sunday - from Incompetence Coordinator Phil, asking me to please stop being a dick and provide a "vision statement" for my departments.

I have settled on "We are all monsters together."

so bad news is, unemployment has sidestepped having to pay me in a way so dumb it would overload my brain if i had to elaborate, so it looks like i'm gonna need to build up a nest egg before i can fly the coop. Goods news is i've been tentatively hired by a children's entertainment company to do birthday entertainment. so yeah I'm gonna be a birthday clown.

I couldn't be trusted with that job, for more or less the same reason Cain can't be trusted with that job.

It's illegal for ECH to even apply.

U sound like an old man... I'm gonna kill myself now... Try and catch me

Try not to leave a mess.

I just watched the Hegseth confirmation hearings and now I want bad things to happen to my country.

This climate change thing isn't going to cause the sudden major catastrophe that you expected.  Well, not just yet.  Not to you.

The weather events will be more frequent and more severe, but they won't be anything new.  The droughts will be dryer, the floods will be wetter, the forest fires will be bigger, and the hurricanes will hit harder and more often, but it's just the same-old, same-old, variations on a theme.  Florida deserves what's coming to it, California has always been on fire, and India and Africa are too far away to bother about.  The Atlantic ocean currents won't collapse for a while yet, and no one really cares if those moldy old Europeans freeze, anyway.

Reduced food production will drop the planetary carrying capacity by a few billion humans.

Grocery prices will go up, and selection will go down.  Forget about lychees and pomelos, get used to potatoes and apples.  If it isn't produced within a couple hundred km of where you live, don't count on it remaining available.  Don't count on it even then; locality helps, but it's no substitute for a heavily-stocked arsenal and a healthy supply of gasoline.

Things can be done, and will be, but not nearly enough.  You still depend on fossil fuels, don't you?  If you haven't stopped, why would you expect everyone else to?  You're waiting for Someone Else to fix everything?  Well, they won't.  They're not any more motivated than you are, and won't be until it's too late.

The people will demand an all-powerful leader to save them, or at least to stick it to the Other Guy, so politics will shift sharply to the right.  This will work as well as it usually does.  You'll see, Trump won't be that bad.  Not like his successors.

But do not despair!  There is hope!

We are currently at 400% of the world's sustainable carrying capacity.

Which is causing the drop in the short-term carrying capacity.

Things are looking up!   

Bump for revamping and use elsewhere.

Levels A-C complete.

I need 11 more new monsters for level D.  PCs should be level 6-7, depending on how hard they grind.

(DONE) Fetchling rogue/shadow dancer
(DONE) Vishkanya slayer
(DONE)The Major Domo
(DONE) Valens (magical warrior3)
(DONE) Marius (magical warrior 4)
(DONE) Marcus (magical warrior 5)
(DONE) Ifrit tanks
(DONE) Medusa monk
(DONE) Crimson Guard
(DONE) Cocaine Ape
(DONE) Gray (B5,129) psychic

That's a good point they can do a whole pile of awful in a very short space of time and then blame the civilian advisor who was out of his depth.
I didn't think about that but they can pile that high

Trump isn't that savvy, but Stephen Miller most certainly is.