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#2
I usually shrugged it off, like those five dollar smoothies they sell outside the gym. But damn I like me some red bull (mostly I think cause I suffer from add and it works like short duration pills) but holy fuck... this Xoçai™ drink not only worked better but it helped my sunburn ache.

There's gotta be a catch... isn't the price the enegry drink is about the same
#3
She gave (cced) my personal email to my boss...  :horrormirth:
waiting for facebook request in 5... 4.... 3...
#4
Techmology and Scientism / from nukes to stones
July 19, 2012, 05:54:48 PM
Sounds like some bad political science book title but

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/48119598/ns/world_news-south_and_central_asia/

Its like they want to start walkin on all fours again..
#5
Something about someone changing my default theme

Or  :argh!:
#6
Is it still a ren fair if the only thing they have is swords and pumpkin chuckers?

eta  8)
#8
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/cuba/100525/condoms


Cuba's communist government is so paranoid about illegal departures to the United States that it strictly controls who can own or use boats, and Cubans who fashion crude watercraft out of scrap wood and Styrofoam face steep fines, or worse.

And so, living on an island but unable to have a boat, the fishermen use the cheap condoms to get them closer to the prized fish they wouldn't be able to reach otherwise. A good-sized red snapper may weigh six to 10 pounds and sell for $10 to $20 on Havana's black market. In a country where the average wage is less than $20 a month, it's no wonder contraceptive sales surge during peak fishing periods.
:lulz:
#9
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / saintGASM
September 12, 2011, 06:34:11 PM
someone finally did it... now to make sure they are stocked up with the weird...



Address   : 205 1/2 Stewart St, Lafayette, LA 70501
#10
http://ac2012.com/2011/09/09/aleister-crowley-vermin-supreme-debate/

In 2008 I voted for vermin supreme, while the rest of amerika voted for either change or team racist

I liked vermin's idea of teeth brush checkpoints, trolling the gop parties
and lowering the voting age to 14.

But the thought of tinfoilers butthurt... when crowley gets more votes then ron paul, their messiah, would be  :lulz:

#11
Something about it slowly turning  discordian facebook in to chaos 4chan

Or  :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
#12
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / say im sorry, yatto
September 05, 2011, 09:31:37 AM
im sorry yatto
#13
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 08:30:32 PM
Hey, when your son gets older, will you teach him to be a thief, too?



Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 10:09:50 PM
Quote from: Able on January 27, 2011, 10:06:57 PM
:craig:

Another red X?

Dude.  Shut up.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 10:12:38 PM
Quote from: Able on January 27, 2011, 10:10:56 PM
:craig:

Keep spamming, asshole.  You're giving me everything I need.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2011, 10:21:42 PM
Quote from: Able on January 27, 2011, 10:13:24 PM
your the one who asked to be ignored and then keeps pming me.

SO
:craig:

Thanks.  I'm going to ask that you be removed from the board for spamming my inbox.  I'll be sending screenshots to the other admins.

I won't miss you.

:craig:
#14
Principia Discussion / NOIDS
January 27, 2011, 05:30:05 AM
In 2001 commercials for Domino's Pizza, the chain's employees wage a never  ending battle against the Noid, a gremlin who delays deliveries and  carries a gun that can turn a pizza ice cold. Many viewers are amused by  the Noid, Domino's says, but one of them took the advertising campaign  personally. Last week Kenneth Noid, 22, walked into a Domino's Pizza  shop in Chamblee, Ga., with a .357 Magnum revolver and took two  employees hostage. When police arrived, he demanded $100,000 in cash, a  getaway car and a copy of The Widow's Son, a 1985 novel about secret  societies in an 18th century Parisian prison.

All Noid got was the pizza he ordered. After a five-hour siege, the two  employees slipped away and Noid gave himself up. According to police,  Noid has "psychological problems" and believes that he has an "ongoing  dispute with Tom Monaghan," the head of the Detroit-based Domino's  chain.
#16
Well today I hope to visit booby doctor for more supplies/bottles as their inhouse store is like hella cheaper then babys r us for spare parts like bottles and connectors.

Then I figured we go somewhere as a family, the three of us. Maybe get a hotdog or go get gifts from zeus (achille's great grandfather)
#17
Aneristic Illusions / to the spag who jumped onto I5
January 22, 2011, 02:17:53 AM
You sir are a fucking hero,
I'm not mad you have added at least a half an hour to my trip north

or not, state patrol is good at their job.

but thankful in a horrible times where most pinkboys take their sad last few breaths playing a videogame of their own creation, you tossed yourself into the machine, while not as clean as a monk pouring gasoline on themselves or WTF like those crazy Asians teenagers and their nerve gas made from household items.

Bravo, no one really enjoys these public homicide rituals, except maybe fox news.

PS does this mean lynnwood needs to spend millions buying suicide fences like the Aurora bridge
#20
Syfy is playing primeval... "ptera-ble news" in about fifteen minutes  :fap:
#21
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / hey nigel
December 26, 2010, 05:41:40 AM
Since when did you let little orange post on youtube?
#22
Holy shit the 3rd gen kindle has a fucking crisp screen,
Seriously its like looking at something an autistic kid drew on an etch-o-sketch
#23
I can't help but notice klan hoods look like dunce caps, what's the history behind this outfit?  :fnord:
#25
Literate Chaotic / Book Club: FOR THE WIN
December 23, 2010, 08:16:57 AM
http://craphound.com/ftw/download/


"For the Win" is not a perfect book — merely a glorious one. Its end is open, almost ambiguous. It asks more questions than it answers. It stirs up trouble in its readers' hearts and worries in our minds, presenting problems without providing forever-and-all-time solutions. But it dares much, and daring is the best way humans have of making progress.

Nisi Shawl, The Seattle Times
#27
Due to budget cuts, Washington State has canceled its next Presidential primary  :lulz:
#28
The government's answer has been to fast track weed passes for the Brabant area as a test case to see whether the system can be rolled out across the country. Only those registered locally will be allowed to buy cannabis meaning anyone from out of town – including foreigners – will be refused entry.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/no-weed-pass-no-cannabis-dutch-tell-foreigners-2160631.html
#31
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / why a goat?
December 10, 2010, 06:40:19 AM
http://boingboing.net/2010/12/09/goat-heads-found-on.html
Almost posted this in high weirdness  :lulz:
#34
Principia Discussion / if the shoe fits
November 22, 2010, 09:36:14 PM
 :aaa:
#36
Wouldn't really be a tribute piece if there wasn't more then one part.
Or  :wink:

Dok Howl looked at what remained of the "bean dip" and suddenly didn't feel hungry
"This is not a set back... Nurse what happened?"

"Well somehow Nigel found out, her and her troupe of trickster hipsters came in on their bicycles, all wearing fake moustaches, threatening to wreck the place if they weren't allowed a wake with their old friend. Didn't figure any harm since they left an hour ago, didn't think they were the zombie type"

The    Doktor started to mumble his voice getting louder until it could be heard "..m again, SCIENCE says they were probally high as the brains were left in the fridge to keep cold, no matter, put some straw in his skull and our task is to figure out how his heart can produce so much WRATH, NURSE grab your meathammer"

The rest of the nurses in the room looked on in what could only be descripted as high weirdness, or a stupid dragonball z referance, the once dark hair glowed yellow with a fire hue as she raised her arm, and smashed dead the good reverend, chuckling as she wiped the blood/jello mix off her favorite blunt object, ok her second favorite blunt object, "OR KILL ME"
#37
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / SCIENCE part 1
November 20, 2010, 09:39:47 AM
Writing this for a special someone
hope, it cheers him up.  :roflcake:


The village idiot was always the best thing around this piss bucket, so when Dok Howl's friend pass away he set about digging up his corpse to reanimate it FOR SCIENCE or at least that was his excuse if anyone asked why he was committing such blasphemy. The body was in bad shape when he finally got it to his lab. And costed quiet a bit of a bribe to the Undertaker, but here it was, now he just had to find the right parts to complete his creation. A set of health poop pipes were acquired from a jogger that ran around the block, a set of lungs was acquired from a former partner of his, best not to go into details and a set of tits where acquired from a Stripper name Bubbles. Doktor wasn't sure if his patient really wanted a par of jugs but SCIENCE DEMANDED IT so it had to be so. Took almost a good week or so but the bastard had been rebuilt, and better even with new bowels and Boobs.

Doktor Howl hooked his creation up to THE DAMNED THING and asked Nurse Freeky to see if the kite and key were in the air, she nodded and in return Howl flipped the switch and screams ITS ALIVE ALLLLIIIIVVVVVEEEE! As the TGGR roared in return, Doktor Howl notices a new jello mold on the snack bar, walking over he notices its not bean dip (his second guess) or jello.

"Nurse Freeky, why is Roger's brain under the sneeze guard?"
#38
#44
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / attn ratatosk
November 01, 2010, 11:30:03 PM
So you have a small penis, its ok, none of us here will think differently about yuo
#45
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / attn suu
November 01, 2010, 08:10:53 PM
When they started to build a store downtown called saints, I thought it was about football.
Now they unvealed the outer walls and I think its Suu's church being built


#46
RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH  :argh!:



:lulz:
#47
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / attn nigel
November 01, 2010, 07:32:15 PM
your nemesis is using his super powers to cure cancer
http://www.movember.com/
#48
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / attn liam
October 29, 2010, 11:50:09 PM
http://youtu.be/Hyv_JfrEjNM

How come you never told us, that you could sing?