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Urgh, this is what I hate about PD.com, it is the only site in existence where a perfectly good spam thread can be misused for high quality discussions.  I hate you all.

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#1
Quote from: The Mgt on November 24, 2022, 05:55:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 22, 2022, 12:10:12 AM
Quote from: The Mgt on November 20, 2022, 01:21:22 AM
I don't like my prophecy. I gather it's not the kind of thing one asks for a do-over of, and that's fine, but I would appreciate some clarification.

How, exactly, are you defining being at the peak of one's profession?

Um.

Successfully being a chef on a cockleshell in the North Atlantic.  The ocean is not safe.  Cooking is definitely not safe.  You managed to do both.

I find that greatly relieving. My only concern is that I am NO LONGER at the peak of my profession.

I fear I may have spoken too soon.

Whatever the "it" is that was prophesied may be imminent. I should take a moment to apologize to literally everyone, but I won't.
#2
As for Twid, I'll send a message.

Like an actual message, not a kneecapping or a bastinado. I like Twid.
#3
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 22, 2022, 12:10:12 AM
Quote from: The Mgt on November 20, 2022, 01:21:22 AM
I don't like my prophecy. I gather it's not the kind of thing one asks for a do-over of, and that's fine, but I would appreciate some clarification.

How, exactly, are you defining being at the peak of one's profession?

Um.

Successfully being a chef on a cockleshell in the North Atlantic.  The ocean is not safe.  Cooking is definitely not safe.  You managed to do both.

I find that greatly relieving. My only concern is that I am NO LONGER at the peak of my profession.
#4
I don't like my prophecy. I gather it's not the kind of thing one asks for a do-over of, and that's fine, but I would appreciate some clarification.

How, exactly, are you defining being at the peak of one's profession?
#5
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 11, 2022, 03:39:58 PM
Oh, and while you're here, MGT, I have a complaint.

I have an entire litany of them, starting with my admittedly wise decision to scramble the other account years ago. But for the sake of decency and brevity, you should go first.
#6
Or Kill Me / Re: Who takes care of the caretaker?
October 23, 2022, 04:07:24 AM
Well I gathered from FB snippets that he was sick, but I didn't really know the whole score.

That fucking sucks and I'm sorry. If you ever need to vent or rant to someone who's been a sole caretaker for a submariner that was the person they loved most in the world I got your friggin back, yo.
#7
Quote from: Suu on October 23, 2022, 03:08:20 AM
Quote from: The Mgt on October 22, 2022, 04:22:04 PM
I swore I'd be an absentee slumlord for the rest of time but some of you assholes can't stop getting banned on FB and my life is duller without you, so here we are.

By "some of you assholes" I mean YUO, Dok.

Look.
It's not our fault that Facebook isn't serious about having a good time.

At least they had the decency to make a clean break with Dok.

They're just FUCKING with you. Nobody would blame you for Mysticwicksing FB.
#8
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: 2022 Rant
October 22, 2022, 05:53:46 PM
This post was good. I wanted to hit the "like" button but this Facebook skin is weird and I can't seem to find it.
#9
Quote from: Suu on August 31, 2022, 02:03:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2022, 01:53:02 AM
Also, it's been pretty fucking rock n roll since 2009.  Like really rock n roll, and the universe doesn't care if you're getting a little too tired to PUSH THE TEMPO.

Everything is Tucson, it's so damn hot I can't stand it.

YES BUT CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE PUTTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER, BOYS!

:digtbk:
#10
I swore I'd be an absentee slumlord for the rest of time but some of you assholes can't stop getting banned on FB and my life is duller without you, so here we are.

By "some of you assholes" I mean YUO, Dok.
#11
Or Kill Me / Re: Swingers cucks and cheaters oh my.
February 07, 2020, 02:13:19 PM
Every couple-few months I ask myself "do I miss that place?"

Then I stick my head on here and read some shit like this and I'm embarrassed that I let this place be a part of my life.

I don't have a point. My hate is a blunderbuss.
#12
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on January 18, 2010, 08:16:18 PM
ECH's post-prep pre-lunch-rush breakfast of choice when working:

combine in blender:

1 banana (peeled)
1 raw egg (shell can be discarded, if preferred)
1/2 cup orange juice
1/2 cup frozen strawberries
1/2 cup milk
1 cup decent brandy or rum

blend until smooth, then pour into a 22oz. mug until about 1/2 to 2/3 full.
top mug off with 1/2 can of fruit punch-flavored Nos Energy Drink
stir gently with spoon to mix, then pound it down.

repeat, as you will usually end up with enough to make two mugs.

you won't have to eat for a good 12 hours and you will be totally ready to fistfight a rhino.

And when the scholars came and sifted through the rubble of this vast ancient civilization, terrible and banal as though an entire empire had been made up of snack-deprived toddlers, they found nothing of redeeming value.

Nothing, that is, save for one lone post riding through the desert in a Honda full of silver.
#13
Quote from: Placid Dingo on September 14, 2019, 09:29:12 PM
ass bum poo fart

I haven't posted here in like 3 years now but I wanted to break radio silence long enough to tell you to get fucked.
#14
This topic has been moved to The peanut gallery to forever preserve another tragic and easily-prevented meltdown. Thank you all for your time, which you can never get back.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=34331.0
#15
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