Principia Discordia

A hardon in one hand, a remote in the other,
900 channels and no porn

(21st century angst)

You can show men dying in a hail of bullets
You can show women trapped in a burning train
You can show cars crashing and the bodies in the wreckage
Or animals melting from acid rain

You can talk about murder and rape and death
You can show us how it's on the rise
let us see a kid drowning in a freak typhoon
or some body that's been shot between the eyes

but you can't show titties on the teevee screen
cos that would freak the children out
No you'll never see a pussy on the six oclock news
Everyone would scream and shout

Talk about riots and hate and war
say anything except the word 'fuck'
No you can't show titties on the teevee screen
I guess that's me just kleenex out of luck.