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#1
Apple Talk / Re: 23 years on. (One Shot Blog Thing)
November 07, 2024, 03:25:33 PM
Cheers, Rog

I don't have a lot to add. This forum was a huge and formative part of my life. When I idle on the brower address bar, my fingers still automatically type "pri". Some of my best friends were made here. While I don't come here too often anymore, it's always nice to know that there's a light on.
#2
Apple Talk / Re: I Just Marked All As Read
November 07, 2024, 03:19:22 PM
oh fuck, this place again??
#3
you sound like spags!!
#4
Principia Discussion / Re: The Barstool Experiment
August 14, 2023, 03:02:37 PM
A young man went to his Rabbi and said, "I have lost Faith."

"So," said the Rabbi, "and how did you lose Faith?"

"I studied Logic at the university," said the young man, "and I found out that you can prove either side of any case if you're clever enough."

"Indeed," said the Rabbi. "Can you prove that you have no nose?"

"Certainly," said the student. "To begin with —"

But at this point the Rabbi punched him hard right on the nose. "What hurts?" the Rabbi asked solicitously.




~ "Cosmic Trigger", Robert Anton Wilson
#5
Apple Talk / Re: Film Flam
July 22, 2023, 11:27:03 AM
I liked it too. I am glad they went for Guardians of the Galaxy and not LotR.

I thought the dragon was interesting. It's like.. the movie is called Dungeons and Dragons, so if it doesn't have a dragon in it, it fails -- so they had to cram one in there. And then, how do they do it?? Do they try to outdo Smough? scary red dragon has been done in so many films...

they chose a new visual direction, made it chubby. I thought that was clever! Hadn't seen a fat dragon fight in a movie before.
#6
Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
June 15, 2023, 11:50:09 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 08, 2023, 08:46:02 PM
Next month, this bar thread will have been open for 3 years.

its pretty weird that scrid is still serving beer to people via drivethrough window

I mean, it's 2023, they can just come in and sit down


and we don't even have a drivethrough window--scrid is handing full beers to people at the McDonald's drivethrough
#7
Principia Discussion / Re: Eris in classical art
June 14, 2023, 10:08:58 PM
This thread is a treasure.
#8
Principia Discussion / Re: best fishing sunglasses
June 14, 2023, 10:07:17 PM
polyatheism, yes, I believe there are multiple nothings

and I adhere to several forms of disbelief
#9
Quote from: Cramulus on January 05, 2010, 02:19:15 PM









Quote from: Sir Remington III on January 05, 2010, 07:20:56 AM
Also, this means that I can no longer browse PD from the family computer. One of my parents will look over my shoulder and seem Cram's avatar... "Honey, what is grandma doing on the Internet?"



I CRAM'D the SHIT out of his his GRAM
#10
Apple Talk / Re: Film Flam
May 16, 2023, 06:35:13 PM
Both were fun, but the D&D movie was better than the Mario movie.

That is all.
#11
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
May 04, 2023, 05:02:57 PM
sacred??

sheesh, its an overgrown pop-culture entertainment brand


#12
Apple Talk / Re: SKYRIM
May 02, 2023, 08:09:45 PM
Quote from: Faust on May 01, 2023, 08:16:50 AM
Someday I will play skywind and it will be amazing.

Well done cram for predicting the next 12 years for elder scrolls, probably see a new gta before es6

I have a skyrim game I occasionally fire up when I'm super bored

basically decided to play a feral orc that treats cities as a dungeon, and is trying to kill the entire killable population of every town. I use a cleared dungeon as my "residence".


its... not as hard as I expected.

But I wish I had one of those goblin staves from Oblivion.

#13
Apple Talk / Re: Rules of Warfare, 21st century edition
February 02, 2023, 07:46:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 01, 2023, 05:47:09 AM
9.  Weapons are not made for wars, wars are made for weapons.

:mittens:

#14
Apple Talk / Re: Removed from Spagbook
February 02, 2023, 07:44:57 PM
the ONLY SCIENTIST is GENE RAY
#15
Apple Talk / Re: Removed from Spagbook
January 31, 2023, 06:27:04 PM
I think the point of the schroedinger's cat experiment is that it helped Schroedinger explain to everybody why they needed to lay off the physics.

"ThE CaT ExISts aND DOes NOT ExiST UNTIL ITS eigenstaTe is OBSERVEd"

these are the thoughts of the utterly deranged