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Also, SOY WILL TURN YOU GAY: http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327

Awesome! That's just what I needed!

In regards to the earlier posts in this thread about the enslavement of bees, I'd like to mention that not all vegans get upset over such bollocks. The less ignorant ones know that beekeepers are employed to fertilise crops, so you're still indirectly exploiting them whatever you eat. Besides, they're just insects. You might as well protest the use of fly swats while you're at it. I fucking love honey.

Here's a recipe for the best damn vegan devil's food cake in the world. Forgive the spelling and stuff, I copypasted it out of an email from my mum.

2cups sugar,2tsp Baking Soda, 1/2 cup cocoa, 1 tsp salt, 3 cups flour 1/2 cup vege oil, 2cups cold water, 1 tsp vanilla ess., 2tsp vinegar
Mix dry ingredients. Add wet ingredients. Mix. Put in cake tin. Bake at 350 for 30-40 mins cool then scoff.

your brain is used to flipping the image from your eyeballs to process it right side up, so when you directly perceive without using your eyes, the brain fucks it up...

That wouldn't explain why Neo sees an upright image made of upside-down symbols.

I'm very proud indeed, thank you.

Just for that, I'm not going to give you the cure for AIDS. Choke on it.

What does that matter? With or without AIDS, I've doomed us all!

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Anyway, you're quite wrong. Everyone knows that Ian Kilmister is God.

No, I'm pretty sure he's the Devil. Which is nearly as good.

That's it. You just doomed mankind. Hope you're proud of yourself.

I'm very proud indeed, thank you.
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Bugger it, I modified my post instead of replying. How did I manage that?

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Anyway, you're quite wrong. Everyone knows that Ian Kilmister is God.
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No, I'm pretty sure he's the Devil. Which is nearly as good.

That's it. You just doomed mankind. Hope you're proud of yourself.

I'm very proud indeed, thank you.

So this is an accurate assessment of your beliefs?

I'm entertaining this idea of Keanu Reeves being God as seriously as I do any idea.

ECH has a point. These types of 'outlandish' statements (Keanu _IS_ God, This Glass of Water _IS_ a Tree), might possibly be shocking or at least outlandish enough to break a cabbage's "mental set", yet they simply flop around our feet like mostly dead fish.

Sorry, I should have said I believe Keanu Reeves to be God. Does that help?

Keanu Reeves is God. Fact.

ZOMGPINEALFNORD.

For what it's worth, I've never claimed to consult my pineal gland once in my life, nor have I ever used the word fnord in a conversation until now.

But I still say Keanu Reeves is God.

Of what?

Not the god of anything, just God. Capital G.

Any particular reason WHY you think that? Or are you just saying shit that you think will come off sounding outlandish and/or mysteriously deep?

Pretty much just because I found some stupid youtube video claiming proof of his immortality and a photo that makes it look like he's turning water into wine. Also because I kinda like him, and it had been several pages since anyone had actually posted anything about their beliefs on here.

Keanu Reeves is God. Fact.

ZOMGPINEALFNORD.

For what it's worth, I've never claimed to consult my pineal gland once in my life, nor have I ever used the word fnord in a conversation until now.

But I still say Keanu Reeves is God.

Of what?

Not the god of anything, just God. Capital G.

Keanu Reeves is God. Fact.

ZOMGPINEALFNORD.

For what it's worth, I've never claimed to consult my pineal gland once in my life, nor have I ever used the word fnord in a conversation until now.

But I still say Keanu Reeves is God.

Keanu Reeves is God. Fact.

Some people are quite fond of balls.

You get a multiple choice option when it comes to 'truth'.

Balls.

'Strue

'S also False, though.

And Meaningless.

What part of the country are you in?

I'm in Tauranga. We had a cruise ship in at the Mount today and I had an idea for the lottery winning funded trip for regulars that was suggested. Ship 'em down on a cruise liner with a healthy supply of Nerf guns, Pirate costumes and mobility scooters. Or something.

Whereabouts are you?

I'm based in Masterton, but I tend to get bored and drift around a lot. I'll give you a buzz next time I'm up around your area.

Farka, where are you at now?

No, I'm a fucking ninja turtle.

So did Mozart's. Your point?