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What else would you expect from mormons? I mean, some of them came up with sparkly vampires.


SPARKLY GODDAMN VAMPIRES! GODDAMMIT!

In fact, I think it's going to be required now within the SPoK that all Discordians wear Kansas City Royals baseball caps.

I don't ahve a problem with this, as I used to go watch the Royals. I used to live there.

I WANNA GO BACK! ITS GREEN THERE!

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I don't think water animals on dry land should count.....

Stipulation not made with challenge.

You can use any part of your body, I meant "bare hands" figuratively, not literally.

I planned on this.  My coup de grace will be defecating down the blowhole.

A goldfish. No troll.

WHOO! 

These are awesome.

Quick, someone put a tableskirt on this thread before those of delicate constitutions amongst us faint from shock.

I fainted several pages back from all the rude behaviour. Too late. :swoon:

I say "that's interesting" and mean it. Sometimes to switch it up I say "Neat." Which I realize is really lame and sounds like I neither care nor want to listen to any more drivel, but that isn't the case. I'm just not good at conversation.

The Biggest Loser will turn from a fat-camp show into one in which they will all learn the horrors of the holocaust first hand through manual labor, malnutrition, and psychological/physical abuse at the hands of a fascist society.

You're expecting the average American to actually learn something?

You guys are having wishful thinking again.

You'd never get scurvy, that's for sure.

I would be happy eating sweet oranges all day every day until I get sick.

I AM THE QUEEN OF FRANCE!

I think it has something to do with her not actually wanting to enunciate "want your bad romance" in the hook, making it sound like "WAH-YA-BA-RAH-MANS".

Yes. Up to now I thought it was "au jour pour romance" which she does say along the way.

hadn't heard of it, looked it up.
this is the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy people.
Ren and Stimpy was a John Kricfalusi with his Spumco studio (until Nickelodeon fucked it all up)

anyone watch the Adult Swim cartoons like Venture Bros. and Frisky Dingo, etc?

Too late for me. Otherwise I'd be all over Adult Swim like a fat kid on cake. Or like me on cake.

That was awesome. 

Get laid.
Tkae care of child.
Lrn to speel while tirrd.