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Title: How to Survive Camping
Post by: Suu on October 20, 2022, 01:45:50 PM
This is a series of creepyposts on Reddit that's a few years old, but it's pretty much what it's like camping in Rhode Island over the summer or just Tucson on a Tuesday. The bottom of the post links to the next one. 100% worth the read.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/clp5h4/how_to_survive_camping/
Title: Re: How to Survive Camping
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on October 23, 2022, 05:09:22 PM
Thanks for posting that, it's a good read.

Quote from: Kate, Campground Manager
This is why I liked the old sheriff. He took care of things. While I relied on rituals and appeasements, he believed in assault rifles and gasoline. And sure, gunfire isn't going to kill everything - or most things, if we're being honest - but nothing, human or otherwise, likes being shot. It'd knock a lot of things down and after that, well, that's what the gasoline is for.
Title: Re: How to Survive Camping
Post by: Suu on October 23, 2022, 10:36:28 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 23, 2022, 05:09:22 PM
Thanks for posting that, it's a good read.

Quote from: Kate, Campground Manager
This is why I liked the old sheriff. He took care of things. While I relied on rituals and appeasements, he believed in assault rifles and gasoline. And sure, gunfire isn't going to kill everything - or most things, if we're being honest - but nothing, human or otherwise, likes being shot. It'd knock a lot of things down and after that, well, that's what the gasoline is for.

I'm 90% sure Kate is related to Dok Howl with her penchant for storytelling.