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Apple Talk / Re: We located the bannable offences list again.

« on: Today at 02:07:46 am »

Yeah, but it was embarrassing.

"We, um, lost the rulebook."   

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Or Kill Me / Re: It's been fun.

« on: Yesterday at 11:14:52 pm »

Hey, sorry I'm late to this whole trolling party.


Did we get to the point yet where we all beg and plead for Roger to come back, thereby validating his (mostly) meaningless existence?

Ouch.

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Or Kill Me / Re: It's been fun.

« on: Yesterday at 11:14:12 pm »

Remember when Malaul would lock active threads on a whim?

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Apple Talk / We located the bannable offences list again.

« on: Yesterday at 12:00:10 am »

Image bombs
Gore or porn that's posted as an image rather than a link (and that link has to be marked NSFW).
Anything outright illegal (kiddie porn, threats of physical harm, etc)
Snitching out a PD troll going on somewhere else.
Hacking the board or deliberately using an exploit to fuck up the board.
Stalking someone IRL or posting their PI, or otherwise taking the internet IRL.
Anything that all the admins can agree on as bannable (almost never happens).
Evading a prior ban (results in permanent banning, no exceptions).
Alt accounts will be banned unless we think it's funny, but the original account usually stays.
White supremacist or similar Nazi garbage

All this time, I thought it was just in the sign up page.

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Propaganda Depository / Re: ATTN WOMP-MASTERS OF PD.COM

« on: June 02, 2023, 11:24:26 pm »

oh you poor fool

there was a time when posting your pics on PD was FEARED

because you KNEW

that SOMEBODY could do something AWFUL with them


for many years, people have posted silly images of themselves, hoping to be lampooned in a ms paint monstrosity of epic artistic laziness.

and for many years, the fear of posting your pics has dwindled. People are braced for some zany spaggotry. They dare even to threaten the oldschool WOMP masters, whose brushes are crusted with blood.

And you are braced for zany mock wrath. Perhaps your head will be WOMPed into some embarrassing movie scene. No harm done.

There is no way to harm you.

but THEN






THEN YOU POSTED PICS OF YOUR PARENTS



YOU POOR FOOL



[argh]

WTF NO

THAT'S MY GRANDMA, YOU SICK FUCK. AND MY UNCLE.
MY RETINAS ARE BURNING

This was the greatest moment in Discordian history, hands down.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Collaboration Will Fucking Kill You

« on: June 01, 2023, 08:07:05 pm »

Nobody told Jenner about this, apparently.   

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Apple Talk / Re: Andor, or How To Start A Revolution In Twenty Four Painful Steps

« on: June 01, 2023, 08:04:28 pm »

And then there's the other side.  As, an example, we have a call-in hotline in our state where you can rat people out for what you perceive to be poor driving.  There is no financial reward.  You don't even get a gold star and a happy face from the faceless bureaucracy.

No, you simply get the satisfaction of going full Karen/Kyle on someone, and fucking up their day, and a fleeting illusion that you, too, are an important part of the system.  For a few seconds you were the boot, which isn't as cool as wearing the boot, but is way better than being on the wrong end of the boot.  You get to feel that you had control over someone else's destiny, even if you can't control your own.  So call in that bastard that you didn't manage to block from his exit ramp and be the boot today.

"COMPLIANCE BRINGS THE CHANCE OF NON-MECHANICAL SEXUAL GRATIFICATION." says the billboard?  Really?  Not in so many words, but if you look at those damn things long enough, that's exactly what it's telling you.  And that's what the dial-a-snitch thing does.  It gives stupid humans a way of generating dopamine without getting all sweaty.  And that's ALL you have to do to keep the majority of the humans under control and even actively on the side of The Machine.

This is what people want.  The Machine still advertises it, which is goofy since they don't have to anymore, but they still do it.

Oh, and they're too busy keeping an eye on you dissidents to bother watching our home-grown Nazi population.  So toe the line.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)

« on: June 01, 2023, 03:05:17 am »

All I need at work right now is a 30 ton porta-power.

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Or Kill Me / Re: The Year Of Our Lady

« on: May 31, 2023, 01:41:27 am »

woop

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Or Kill Me / Re: Fuck You.

« on: May 25, 2023, 09:26:25 pm »

When I was a kid I met Wolfpoet through a TTRPG Club and introduced him to PD.com.

Oh, you sinner. 

We lost touch when I went to University. Apparently in the more than a decade since, I have changed in almost every way imaginable and he has become even more Wolfpoet.

So sad.

Sounds like he peaked early.

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Or Kill Me / Re: We've Already Won.

« on: May 25, 2023, 03:55:17 am »

Oh, shit, he's the poster formerly known as wolfpoet.   

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Or Kill Me / Re: Fuck You.

« on: May 25, 2023, 03:53:49 am »

I don't know what gave you the impression I was in any way interested in talking to you any further.

For the avoidance of doubt: I have not read and will not read anything you have to say to me.

Please see this for my position on you and people like you.

And in the spirit of the thread:

Fuck you.

You will notice he only responds to whomever he has decided is vulnerable.  He's a victimizing cunt, and has apparently been run off of all the gamer forums for being too much of a cunt even for them.

Yeah. It's not subtle.

He clearly thinks he has some claim over my time and attention. He doesn't. He's just another chud. The PD.com equivalent of a YouTube comments section or a NotAllMen hashtag. Why the fuck would I engage with that?

I'll probably still tell him to go fuck himself when I can be bothered, but I'm not going to pretend he has anything worthwhile to say.

Just let me know if you get sick of his bullshit. 

I was just watching him defending Mountbatten for pederasty.

Google his name.  He's one prolific cunt.

I'm still 99% sure I know who this is IRL. Perhaps that's why he decided to come after me. You know, on top of his love for targeting those he considers vulnerable.

If it is him, he ought to hope our paths don't cross again because I'm a lot of things but 'vulnerable' is not one of them. We might have been friends once, and it sucks that if so he's not how I remember. But maybe he never was. Either way, he's not special or interesting. Now, he's just another Tate-bro.

If it were social media I would have blocked him and he'd probably have taken that as a win, but really he's just not worth my time. He's gotten himself stuck in a delusion where he's the main character and knows the secrets of the universe. Secrets which lead him to defend pederasts and spend his time shouting down women on the internet.

When the brain rot has set in that deep, there's nothing to be done.

How would you know him IRL?  He seems to be posting something somewhere 20 hours per day.

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Or Kill Me / Re: We've Already Won.

« on: May 24, 2023, 12:51:06 am »

You can't undo what we have done.

Oh, sure, you'll fucking try. You'll kill us by the thousand. But that doesn't matter.

You think being alive is some kind of win condition on this fucked up little marble? How stupid are you? I don't know if you've noticed, but shit's bad and getting worse. You think I'm eager to stick around so I can drown in sewage like the rest of the apes? Hah. Pathetic. No, the only thing that keeps me going these days is spite. I'm suffering, but I'm going to make you suffer even more.

No. The thing you wanted to do was preserve the lie. Make us believe that the world fits into neat little boxes. Make your kids think that they're broken for feeling the way they feel, loving the people they love. But they've seen the truth, now.

You can kill every last one of us and it won't matter.

Everyone knows the lie for what it is.

For most of human history you and people like you have done a great job maintaining the lie, and whilst you could stop us talking to each other it worked nicely. But the truth has out. And here's the thing.

We're not content to just quietly kill ourselves any more.

We're going to make you do it. Knowing it won't change a fucking thing. Knowing that all it means is that sooner or later, you're going to throw your own kids on the pyre too.

You've lost. And that? That gives me life.

So fucking kill me, loser.

You should probably read a history book or two.

Countless pre-christian societies accepted Transgender, welcomed Trans people. 2,000 years out of 6,000 isn't most of it, learn math.

Also, your basic premise, your fighting philosophy is literaly to die? Wow, way to own the haters. You remind me of the Judean People's Front suicide squad.

Do yourself a favour. Study the history you clearly don't know anything about and figure out how they won, then get your arse out there and do it.

Keep stalking, donut.  Dirty old Uncle Howl has something for you.

Cookies?

Yeah.  Cookies.  Keep going.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Fuck You.

« on: May 24, 2023, 12:50:24 am »

I've figured out the code.  When it says "That's nice dear", it means "My feelings have been hurt and I don't know how to respond".

Try the substitution, it works perfectly.

Well, yeah.  That's the official Andrew Tate/Jordan Peterson response these days.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Fuck You.

« on: May 24, 2023, 12:49:30 am »

I don't know what gave you the impression I was in any way interested in talking to you any further.

For the avoidance of doubt: I have not read and will not read anything you have to say to me.

Please see this for my position on you and people like you.

And in the spirit of the thread:

Fuck you.

You will notice he only responds to whomever he has decided is vulnerable.  He's a victimizing cunt, and has apparently been run off of all the gamer forums for being too much of a cunt even for them.

Yeah. It's not subtle.

He clearly thinks he has some claim over my time and attention. He doesn't. He's just another chud. The PD.com equivalent of a YouTube comments section or a NotAllMen hashtag. Why the fuck would I engage with that?

I'll probably still tell him to go fuck himself when I can be bothered, but I'm not going to pretend he has anything worthwhile to say.

Just let me know if you get sick of his bullshit. 

I was just watching him defending Mountbatten for pederasty.

Google his name.  He's one prolific cunt.