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Get married
Yell at some buildings
Get the second munchkin in school
See my ex get remarried (if I get the invite, goddamn this "divorced but not assholes" thing is weird)
Have a kickass end of the world party
Be sad when it didn't really end this time
Get some more writing done

The most terrifying thing I ever heard on the subject of rape was a friend of mine in college who said flat out she would absolutely lie about someone raping her if she thought they deserved it. She was pre-law.

Get better friends.

Yeah we don't hang out no more.

Dammit, net, you beat me to it.

Badbeast is his own evil twin.

Badbeast's skeleton is made of cartilage, and he can detect electrical impulses through specialized sensory organs under his goatee.

Badbeast was destined to sing the song that will end this world, but he forgot the words.

Badbeast can see the future, but only in one eye. This is why Badbeast has no depth perception.

My only objection to the community-controlled branding is that I don't want my brand controlled by the community.  Putting on a Guy Fawkes mask while protesting links your protest's brand to all the other protests using that mask - what happens if it's used by total losers?  I don't want to have to explain, "Yeah, I used to go protesting in one of those masks, but that was before they got picked up by the white power movement."

It helps if you're comfortable with being branded as a bad guy.

The most terrifying thing I ever heard on the subject of rape was a friend of mine in college who said flat out she would absolutely lie about someone raping her if she thought they deserved it. She was pre-law.

Awesome! Okay to use it in things?

You're going to record your head exploding for our entertainment, right?

Why would my head explode?  Nothing in there but happy thoughts.  Fluffy white clouds.  Unicorns.  Pink monkeys.  Shit like that.

Sir, I've only been here a little while but even I know that you run on hate and orphan tears.

You're going to record your head exploding for our entertainment, right?

I have half of my boyfriend's desk 

Fancy people with your "offices" and your "co-workers and underlings"...

There are lots of non-commercial brands out there already. Headless dude in a suit talking with a robot voice, for example, or a Guy Fawkes mask at a protest...

I mean, hell, discordianism has some serious branding. Fnords, a golden apple, "hail Eris", the sacred chao: that's all branding work. What are you thinking about making a brand for?

Toxicity, from the BiP
http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/1086/toxicity.jpg

This is probably LHX's work, right? Because, and this may be heresy, but I really think it could do with some capitalization and periods at the end of the sentences

I know it's LHXs style, but when it starts about "learning", it's kind of ironic to have the sentences all lowercase like that.

If you leave it, I'd at least add some spacing between the paragraphs cause it's just a bunch of letters from what it looks like at first, now.

Also, break the line at "by-products" so it doesn't go through the tree.

I'm just saying, because it's REALLY AWESOME and I'd love to print it out with those improvements

That font has no upper case or punctuation, if it's a real issue I can look for another font to use for that, or maybe use the gasmask font from the title for the first letters, but personally I'm happy where it is. That line break definitely needs to be fixed, though.

But lurking is how new people don't get their faces eaten!

I hadn't heard about Ithaca hours, that's pretty awesome. Too bad it sounds like people are cutting back on them when they should be relying on it more.