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2007 shall forever be known as the year when the Wrath of MS Paint Cabal was conceived. Cramulus and Payne (and also Suu, D-Cup, Richter, and a cadre of other assholes) created many awful things in 2007.
This thread salutes them.
Basically I'm going through my photobuckets and picking out my favorite pics... along with some captions perhaps.
Some of you may remember that Payne came onboard here right as AKK was fading away. For the n00bs, I'll briefly recap: AKK annoyed the shit out of everyone here and refused to go away. There came a point where we were DESPERATE to change the board somehow. The next n00b that stepped onboard, Payne, was greeted as the harbinger of a new age. We decided that we would love him no matter what a toolbox he was, just because he was NOT AKK.
If I recall correctly, Hunter S Durden actually noticed him first, as a newly registered user with 0 posts. Hunter made a thread telling Payne to fuck off forever because he sucked. Hunter's such a card!
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I think the following image was related to a joke about Hunter killing goth kids.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/blade_ii_ver2.jpg)\
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/larryking.jpg)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/hunterandsavage.jpg)
Cain had asked if anyone wanted any free papers or books or something from JSTOR or some other archive. This is the nerdiest picture I could make in response. I think the quote is actually from triple zero?
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I conducted some statistical research on the STFUPID Cabal, and found the following:
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(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/danger.jpg)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/cakepiedonut.jpg)
Cain rallied together a bunch of people to troll Mystic Wicks, but I think Idem and I were the only ones that stepped up to the plate.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/v655555.jpg)
Also I became sort of obsessed with robots.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/COMICkamandi1.jpg)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/2816.jpg)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/top_model_400x300.jpg)
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and it would be dangerous to note or fail to note that His Imperial Majesty's Elite Orbital Bomber Squadron did irrevocable damage to the entire internet at once.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/california_personal_injury_lawyers.jpg)
more to come....
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The WOMP Cabal has collected a number of your hideous faces. The following graphic was meant to be put on a poster to protest outside of the PD HQ.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/faceposter.png)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/roselocusts.jpg)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/beardomakeoutparty.jpg)
that includes you, ECH.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/drunkwithpower.jpg)
some of these aren't technically WOMPs, but are made by WOMP members with images from our Sweet Image Vault.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/drugsowrking.jpg)
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/pdnsfh.jpg)
I don't really remember what this one was about:
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/ScientistScetch081005.jpg)
moar of the wango tango revolution:
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/pterosafariwango.jpg)
here I am in the Labyrinth:
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/CramBowie.jpg)
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/labyrinth.png)
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/QUESTIONABLE.jpg)
Rev What's His Name's cat, Squeak, caused a riot in Africa:
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/squeakpanic.jpg)
he's a warrior, that cat.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/battlesqueek.png)
I goddamn love that flying pony
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/dcupstr.jpg)
Hunter S Durden, PD's official greeter:
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/HUNTERGREET.jpg)
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/donkeydunk.jpg)
Cabalfriend TripleZero had a brief romantic stint with Harley Quinn:
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/000harley.jpg)
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/flyingponyintofractal.jpg)
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/paynebunny_caption.jpg)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/angry_kitten.jpg)
This one's from the "Famous Last Words" thread, in which you post the last thing you'd say before you're about to die right now
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some great advice for everyone from Payne:
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I mean, if I had to sum it up in two themes, I think PD 2007 was about
Gay Wango Tango
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/pdsafarifoundwhatwewerelookingfor.jpg)
and Big Gay Cowboys
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/pdsafaricowboys.jpg)
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/pdsafari.jpg)
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/kiddyfiddler.jpg)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/george-washington-picture.jpg)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/aspirin.gif)
and finally, here's a picture from the recent HIMEOBS weekend-long "Feel Better About Yourself" Seminar:
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I came.
But then, I would, wouldn't I?
Quote from: Payne on December 22, 2007, 02:50:02 PM
I came.
But then, I would, wouldn't I?
WELCOME BACK PAYNE - you here for long?
I'm glad someone finally replied to this thread.
Hey - I only scratched the surface of our cabal bucket. Throw up some of your faves!
Actually, let's not forget the NSFW thread, 15 posts by WOMP members in 12 minutes, creating one page of sublime genius:
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Silly Cybin creating a forum for discussing Baby Jesus and assorted projects, but misakenly giving space for WOMPs ButtCave, and most of the posts on the forum being made in there.
The sheer hideousness of the WOMP-ertainment thread is too unspeakable.
The Internet Safari which was inspired by WOMP was completely win, but the crazy canucks who ran the site couldn't handle it. Dr. Livingstoned was a great idea.
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Here are some of my favourite pics:
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It never caught on. I guess more people hated it than loved it, making it commercilly unviable.
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Maybe more of an IRC thing, but thats quite a good throw, none the less.
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another in a long line of Fred features
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Thats what we really look like too, but with more booze.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/TGRRmoses.png)
The best day of the year, finally locating Rogers pic. I came.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/WOMPwithdifficulty.png)
It's a tought life...
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YUO MUST!
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...
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They were, after all, all nominally members of WOMP too.
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PROTECT YA..... WEED STASH.
In summation:
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No, only a few hours tonight, then I need to wait until my tubes at home are reconnected. I do not know how long that'll take..
loool
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2007:
We saw Payne and Cram's boobies
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/paynemounting.jpg)
Something like this happened:
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AKK never called....
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z6/darth_cupcake/whut.jpg)
Faith...
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/TGRRJESUS.jpg)
Patriotism...
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/idemnigra.png)
Love...
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/womp_ps.JPG)
Really Real Discordian Love...
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/sillycon.jpg)
The inevitable pain...
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Politics
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VIOLENCE
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The LOLWAT pic makes me cry tears of joy every time I see it.
It's so hideous.
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:mittens: PURE WIN!
I know its of myself, but I would like to use it as my application to the WOMP cabal:
Quote from: HOOPLA! on June 11, 2008, 03:10:01 AM
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**also as a tip of the hat to Cram's new suit
VARY WELL, BARON VON HOOPLA.
WE ACCEPT YOUR OFFERING
AND YOU ARE GRANTED ENTRANCE
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PAYNE!
SET HIM UP WITH AN ACCOUNT AT THE BUTTCAVE
POST HASTE!
Quote from: Richter on June 20, 2008, 12:33:02 AM
Faith...
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VIOLENCE
(http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb143/Netaungrot/anghiari-womp-royale.jpg)
Truly epic works.
But let us not forget my trip to the Metropolitan Museum of Art...
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/womp/graces.jpg)
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/womp/marcus_cramulus.jpg)
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/womp/silly_torso.jpg)
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/womp/roman_pr0n.jpg)
And scenic inspirational posters of our favorite cities:
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/womp/tampa_orlando.JPG)
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/womp/edinburgh.JPG)
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/womp/columbus.JPG)
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/womp/cleveland2.JPG)
(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/womp/boston_back.JPG)
Don't forget:
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(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/womp/edinburgh.JPG)
Lies! They're not castles, they're just fuck-off big, fortified needle exchanges :argh!:
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on June 20, 2008, 03:33:25 AM
VARY WELL, BARON VON HOOPLA.
WE ACCEPT YOUR OFFERING
AND YOU ARE GRANTED ENTRANCE
PAYNE!
SET HIM UP WITH AN ACCOUNT AT THE BUTTCAVE
POST HASTE!
BvH. If You wish it, http://p3nt4gr4m.com/boards/index.php
I will add your permissions and stuff afterwards, so you can see the glory that is the WOMP ButtCave
WOOT!
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This thread is priceless.
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One of the most glorious things I have ever created
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Never Forget 9/14/09
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(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/cod_world_at_war_berlin1.jpg)
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/fleeingtroops1.jpg)
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B-B-B-BUMP
:lulz:
Yay
Bump
Quote from: Cramulus on June 20, 2008, 12:04:19 AM
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And then there was that time I got owned.
Quote from: Pariah on December 12, 2009, 07:28:26 PM
One of the most glorious things I have ever created
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This is awesome.
Also, how come this thread's pics didn't get neutered by 3rd party hosting like the rest?
Maybe they ponied up the cash to Photobucket?
huh, these posts are from my personal photobucket account and DO still seem to be live. Later on, I'd make a wompcabal photobucket account, and all of those images seem to be gone.
WAIT A SEC
I'm seeing wompcabal posts in other threads where the images actually work... !
check out Spagbook -- it looks like all the images are there again??!
Photobucket came back? If you have access you should take a copy. If not I might be able to write a quick harvester to pull down all the files based on links to photobucket in the db?
I thought you neeeded a Photobucket Gold™ to access photos now. Huh.
am i the only one that was disappointed to find out that "womp womp" didn't have anything to do with "WOMP?"
I managed to scrape all of these last night, I'll put the directory up this evening. It is possible to replace all references to photobucket in the db to these new ones but because of name duplication it might be tricky, but I'll take a look
that's the best news I've heard all week
it's monday so there's not a lot of competition, but you gotta take what you can get in this dog-eat-man world.
The index of everything is here, it got like 22k files so its slow as fuck.
https://www.principiadiscordia.com/photobucket/
Lemme see if I can replace the links on the forum (without breaking them)
You are an amazing human and I hereby nominate you as this year's Forum Admin of Light and Grace.
Quote from: Cramulus on June 26, 2018, 03:06:50 PM
You are an amazing human and I hereby nominate you as this year's Forum Admin of Light and Grace.
Nonsense, I have spent years neglecting this place (and am likely to go back to doing that), but there's a couple of things I'm playing with, first is putting an index on that directory so you can load up 20 thumbnails at a time. The second is filtering to just the images from the womp cabal and spag book into their own folder because that's literally everything.