Doktor Howl: NO JETPACKS. He had science and didn't get us any.
EoC: Hooked up heroin for half an obnoxious party once. Didn't tell them the cops were on the way. Still grinning like that.
Waffles: Once bench pressed a burial mound. Blamed Odin.
LMNO: The reason we have pants rules. Not enough Gay Bar to go around
Nigel: Hasn't let me play in the hilarious blood conflagurations.
Bear: Didn't let me sharpen the obnoxious cards before he sold them.