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Quote from: Fujikoma on November 13, 2020, 11:53:34 PM
If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him.
I met Buddha on the road and had a pleasant conversation about the 2nd amendment and how people just randomly assault people these days.
The latter option cannot count as stealing if I leave couple bucks and half a bottle of whiskey on his nightstand.
I would really want to watch this but apparently the local government has made a deal with big streaming service providers to prevent their citizens from seeing disturbing content. Is there any way to buy this directly? All the shady alley dvd-dealers pretend they don't know what I'm talking about.
If you wanted to change the past couldn't you just bribe all the historians?
Needs more salt in my opinion.
High Weirdness / Re: CIA Declassifications in 2020
August 08, 2020, 10:47:10 AM
"The scepters, staffs and maces carried by monarchs and high priests alike occur in such frequency in the history of bygone eras as to suggest that at the very least these items are aspects of some type of archtypical symbol which the human mind seems to appreciate, perhaps quite subliminally."
Yea, but his idea was unnecessarily cruel, and not marketable for the greater audience. In FAKE ALIENSTM instead of blowing up cities, we fabricate proof of alien species on nearby planet who have technological level roughly equivalent to one that was in england in 1600s. Humanity will race into space when there's a chance to genocide something in there!

eta:i should really read things more than once to learn shit..
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It's gonna be way better than moonlandings, since every conspiracy nut already believes in them and all we have to convince are the dullminded sheeple.

will bring your planet peace and prosperity for thousands of years until there'll be a big enough asshole to convince the rest of the population that somebody urinated in their eyes.

The FAKE ALIENS work with patented "Yo I hear there's a dangerous and violent gang terrorizing the neighborhood so we should gang up and go beat them to a pulp"-method tested to work in countless environments with nearly 100% certainty.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED 2020 THREAD
July 09, 2020, 02:53:00 PM
Kanye is the sort of person whose hotel room you could fill with tiny speakers to give him ideas.

He's gonna win.
Quote from: Cramulus on June 23, 2020, 01:52:46 PM

My best trick to do this is to visualize a camera in the room with me, like some director is putting this scene into a movie. Try it out right now, visualize what you'd look like if this moment was a scene in a TV show. Maybe I get a precious glimpse of how I appear to others. I get a different perspective on my automatic reactions, because I'm not inside of them.

I've been studying body image disorders lately. What begins as healthy self awareness can lead to all kinds of problems when you cannot turn it off any more. Having to think all the time how you present yourself to the outside can be debilitating.

I get you are not advocating for that, but do realize the same problem can be approached from multiple directions.
If it's me against you, you got me outnumbered since for every me there's many of you.

Me stays pretty stable in comparison to you who changes identities on a whim like a schizophrenic actor locked in wardrobe.

That's quite special, I think I'd rather be you.
A gush of wind and a noisy thump betrayed the door letting in yet another poor soul. In the doorway stands a boy, maybe 11 to 12 of age, unkempt black hair and round glasses only barely holding together with some tape. He's wearing red and yellow striped scarf and a ridiculous looking black robe, both stained and scruffy. In his forehead there's a very visible scar shaped like runic "s".

Excuse me, I was looking for the platform 9 3/4 and got terribly lost. Do you mind if I use the bathroom?
Oh come on, you call that a gun?