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Maybe its just a retarded DJ plotting with his mom to get some attention... or that indeed as you said, she doesnt want to admit it was consensual...

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          You don't say

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          Really?

Plus, making sure they get enough protein helps prevent noxious behaviors like feather-picking and egg-eating.

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          Call the farm-store, girlfriend. Whether crapped out your fine booty or that of an auumericauuna, one does not waant meat shit in thine garden. It creates carniverous plants for goodness sake!!

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          Yes, well, I only read 'hemp woven thong monthly' for ALL of my info. My chickens are all stoned and shit beatles 45's.

Interestingly, Manson's next parole hearing is in 2012.

think he will attempt another music career?

Manson's cult resurfaces with a vengeance, bringing swift death to Roman Polanski, Ringo and McCartney...which ensues world-level riots by hippies and hipsters that bring about the apocalypse.

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          Dude, Squeeky just got released!

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          Polanski's child molestation/ art expression would have never ocurred if he had just been at the FIRST party!!

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          Hippies are no good as soldiers. 'The Family' were all cheerleeders, football players and spellingbee champions. On acid. 

They are so happy when they have eaten meat. You can tell they want it; it's evident in the way they eye the squirrels.

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          Have you seen that hitchdick movie, 'the birds'?

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          What's good for the goose...

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           STFU

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     Jack yourself off instead of jacking the thread

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          I didn't say a thing.

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          May I not do both? What if I need to jack a thread to get off, like that's my fetish. C'mon, who's your goddess?

The only way to make it come across well on the internet is to be sarcastic 90-100% of the time.

42.7% of statistics are made up on the spot.

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          And almost never are comprehensive, or correct questions asked. Statistics are mooseshit.

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          There's only one way to come across as sarcastic on the internet.

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          Wow, sure, I'll do whatever you say.

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          EITHER/OR x(times) a kazillion

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          That's what happens when you feed them old omelettes and turkey carcass. Seriously, wait till you see what their carnivorous shit does to your compost in the garden. That's right, feed me Seymour. Little garden of child eating horrors.

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          It's the wail of forthcoming lament, because they know you'll arrive later to gingerly, affectionately, steal their unborn children. Yet tomorrow, again they will give, and give again. They're like little chicken Atlas'es, putting eggs on your plate faithfully, despite the horror. And being Portland Atlas'es, maybe the Greeks weren't so wrong, because in their little henhouse of Lesbos, unknowable FTM tranz chicken operations are being performed, and to every Greek who wanders by they look like little tough guy roosters, with wallet chains and cigarette packs under their rolled up sleeves, with sideburns and sleeves of tattoos. And yet that "Ba, Ba, Baw, Baw,Bawkaaaw" so early in the morning, so painful on the ears and heavy in their little chicken Atlas woe and Whoa!, will later in the day carry your heart to a sweet place when all else is a world full of shit. 

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          Oh, the nerve!!

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          "I am only what you made me, I am a reflection of you"  -Charles Manson

wat

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          I only have 5 posts(?) so I'm developing my sarcasm on the web through consistency

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          RAPED. DRUG FUELED. ORGY. CHARLES MANSON. (who's pissed that his offspring is a soft, liberal peacemonger)

The only way to make it come across well on the internet is to be sarcastic 90-100% of the time.

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          Tell a wifebeating child-hater who cares

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          RAPED AT A DRUG FUELED ORGY!! No, really. O.k., so I don't know who your father is, but here's a fun story... and you get that wild look in your eyes as a reaction to all the drugs your adoptiver parents had you on as a kid.

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          I'm suspending any belief until DNA test results. How does she know it wasn't Tex or Bobby? Or one of the Beach Boys?

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          How the fuck do you get raped at a drug fueled orgy? -Now respond with earnest personal stories and moral offense.

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          Winesburg, Ohio keeps getting larger.


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          She's lucky to have you as a friend

I'll be the dick and ask the question.

As a piece of work, is the PD really worth that much?  I paid ten bucks for a copy when I was a kid, and it was stolen from me as is the proper means of PD acquisition.  Maybe I'm just too concerned with the old ways, but I like the old ways.

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           Obama redefined the meaning of the word CHANGE. TRICKY DICK answered the question.

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           I prefer the old gods. It'll cost yer eye. Or a hand if you trust the wolf.