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(shrug, gesture towards Johnyx, followed by groan implying that he'll taste better after death)

Would a wrinkly old cat lady taste good? Or would the cats taste better because they don't have wrinkles and flabs of fat ?

Oh yeah, since you're a zombie who do you plan on eating next?

I vote to lynch JohnNyx. I'm sorry that I voted for Dr. James.

I vote Dr. James Semaj

The Adams family is full of amazing and win.

[5. Everybody else]

My "Must Destroy" List.

1. TGRR
2. My Grandfather
3. Mr. Rogers
4. Dot Ardella (number 4 changes a lot so...)
5. Everybody else

Roger, you've created a monster. Well done!

Like father, like daughter.  And she really plans to kill me, unlike you lazy bastards.

Or so she SAYS.  

I plan to kill you eventually, it's just that right now, I'm dependent on you because I have no intention of getting a job until I've graduated college. Enjoy you're last few years OLD MAN, because I do plan to pull the plug on you when you're too old to be left alone, and I do not plan on taking care of you in your VERY old age either. So, enjoy what time you have left.  

This is healthy family dynamics?

For us, then yes, yes it is.

 

Goddamn! That's a hairy little mister!

There are no females on the internet. No exceptions.

Herbertina is really an overweight 40 year old man that lives in his mom's basement somewhere outside of Dubuque.

This is true.  You should see my beard.

You have a beard? Do you have a mustache to go with it?

[5. Everybody else]

My "Must Destroy" List.

1. TGRR
2. My Grandfather
3. Mr. Rogers
4. Dot Ardella (number 4 changes a lot so...)
5. Everybody else

Roger, you've created a monster. Well done!

Like father, like daughter.  And she really plans to kill me, unlike you lazy bastards.

Or so she SAYS.  

I plan to kill you eventually, it's just that right now, I'm dependent on you because I have no intention of getting a job until I've graduated college. Enjoy you're last few years OLD MAN, because I do plan to pull the plug on you when you're too old to be left alone, and I do not plan on taking care of you in your VERY old age either. So, enjoy what time you have left.  

At least I'm young and have many good years ahead of me,

So far as you know.

you'll most likely disintergrate in a few years. Don't worry, we'll bury your remains next Chester.

I'd prefer that I be eaten.

In fact, nobody gets a damn thing in my will unless they have at least one Roger Burger.

God no. You're diseased like a rat. For all I know, you could have a double life in the sewers with your secret rat family.

At least I'm young and have many good years ahead of me, you'll most likely disintergrate in a few years. Don't worry, we'll bury your remains next Chester.

You're getting old, we'll just see if you're rickety bones can keep up.

My "Must Destroy" List.

1. TGRR
2. My Grandfather
3. Mr. Rogers
4. Dot Ardella (number 4 changes a lot so...)
5. Everybody else

Hey Dot Ardella, if you don't like my rant then fine, but don't comment unless it's something nice that will give me the warm fuzzies. If you feel the need to shit all over my first rant because you want to prove something, then that just means you've sealed your fate, and you are now on my top 5 hate list. You're right after Mr. Rogers, you should feel special. Oh, and Dot Ardella, you've just been cunt punched betch.

This Mr. Rogers?

jes, that Mr. Rogers, he is number 3 on my "Must Destroy" list.

Hey Dot Ardella, if you don't like my rant then fine, but don't comment unless it's something nice that will give me the warm fuzzies. If you feel the need to shit all over my first rant because you want to prove something, then that just means you've sealed your fate, and you are now on my top 5 hate list. You're right after Mr. Rogers, you should feel special. Oh, and Dot Ardella, you've just been cunt punched betch.