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#586
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 17, 2010, 07:39:00 PM
http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/7319/ickx.jpg  NSFW

:lulz:

Roger here.  Just taking the comp off of Keelin to say...

:crankey:

MY REVENGE WILL BE THE SUBJECT OF LEGENDS, AND MAY VERY WELL SPAWN A NEW RELIGION.

:crankey:
#587
Sounds interesting,I want to play!  :lulz:
#588
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 17, 2010, 07:39:00 PM
http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/7319/ickx.jpg  NSFW

:lulz:

oh god! I needs some bleach for my eyes and acid for my brain!!!!!  :x  :x  :x  :x  :x  :x  :x  :x
#589
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Ask Hoopla:
January 17, 2010, 08:52:48 PM
who?
#590
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Ask Hoopla:
January 17, 2010, 08:25:38 PM
oh yeah, I've recently discovered why my dad keeps shaving his head. It's because of an invisible squirrel that's trying to give him an STD of some sorts. Should I remove it, or let it be?
#591
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Ask Hoopla:
January 17, 2010, 08:04:52 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 17, 2010, 05:07:18 PM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 04:02:35 AM
i got  a question, if you think you can answer it. A few days ago my cell phone went all funky, and as i did not know what the heck was wrong with it, i came to the only conclusion i could get, and that is, Michael Jackson's ghost has posessed my phone. how do i get him out? 

You don't.  We finally have him trapped.

Put that phone in a box, tape it up tightly, toss it in ocean.  We will never have to fear the King of Pop's tirade of power in the afterlife ever again.  Whew.  That was easier than I had feared it might be.

I'm glad I started this thread, think of all the good I can do.


But he won't stop singing, and going "heehee!" plus if I get rid of my phone by doing what you said, you'll have to get me a new phone.
#592
Or Kill Me / Re: I'm pissed at the world.
January 17, 2010, 06:17:40 PM
well, good for you then, but pulp is utterly disgusting.
#593
Or Kill Me / Re: I'm pissed at the world.
January 17, 2010, 06:35:11 AM
well it is my first rant so I don't expect to be amazing.
#594
Or Kill Me / Re: I'm pissed at the world.
January 17, 2010, 06:11:50 AM
i can strain it, i just chose not to.
#595
Or Kill Me / Re: I'm pissed at the world.
January 17, 2010, 06:06:52 AM
I still need food, but I'd probably just steal stuff from peoples refridgorators and I have no need for services, if I want or need something, I'll usually do it myself, or force someone in my house to do it for me.
#596
Or Kill Me / Re: I'm pissed at the world.
January 17, 2010, 05:59:18 AM
no but I'm too lazy to be bothered to strain it.
#597
Or Kill Me / I'm pissed at the world.
January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AM
I'm pissed at the world. Always have been and always will. The only reason why i put up with shitbags, also known as "humans", is because I need someone to write some stories for me, and people to make some songs that I will actually want to listen to. And none of that crappy stuff like Hannah Montana and the idiots named Jonas brothers, cause if I could, I would have them pull boulders from one side of the country to other until they drop dead from hunger and exhaustion, and it would all be for my amusement, because if I'm gonna be stuck on a planet filled with idiots, I might as well make it entertaining. So yeah, go ahead and call me the psychotic bitch who has called dibs on snuffing out her own dad, I don't give a fuck. I'm already pretty sure I'm insane, I've been pondering if I am for the past few months, and I like the idea of being insane, so now I have a really good reason why I hate the world and its inhabitants. Just thinking about how I have to share an entire planet with complete and utter idiots makes get ulcers, and that ANNOYS me. The thought of more than 150 people being born every minute makes me want to puke on Sarah Palin, because her stupidity just amazes me, and I've even read the first few pages of her book, and I thought, "If she actually thinks that this book is the best thing since she named one of children 'Trig'" then she is the number one idiot that i can think of on the spot.
  Something else that pisses me off is men who don't have the dignity to screw their wife at least once a year, and then their wives have to go out and buy dildos and vibraters, and then just leave it in the bathrooms for their kids to see it. New Jersey is now my new enemy, because they rejected gay marriage, but then again, no one even likes New Jersey, and that is why I plan to blow up New Jersey, and then laugh my ass off until I puke out bladder, and then a random zebra comes and eats it, then gives birth to a lion that eats it. If I was the last person on the earth, and for whatever reason god thinks it would be funny to have someone else too, I would make that person do my laundry, then slip cyanide into their drink, and sip some tea while I watch them try to puke it up, but by the time they found out that they had been poisoned they'd be dead. Now that I think about, another reason why I put up with people, is so I can have some orange juice. But SOMEONE in my house drank the last of it, and now there's only the orange juice with too much pulp in it...

Somebody better get me some orange juice. That means now, before i squish your heads with really oversized elephants of doom.

  :crankey:
#598
... oh. my. fucking. god... EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    :x
#599
ummm, okay, i'm just gonna take a shot...

"I swear to god, the hermaphrodite hooker said that there was no way i could get herpes this big, and i told him/her i could, and i did. And i won, like, $50."
#600
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Ask Hoopla:
January 17, 2010, 04:02:35 AM
i got  a question, if you think you can answer it. A few days ago my cell phone went all funky, and as i did not know what the heck was wrong with it, i came to the only conclusion i could get, and that is, Michael Jackson's ghost has posessed my phone. how do i get him out?