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I am a spag in Michigan!

Currently, I am located on the east side of metro Detroit. 

I know my way around metro Detroit quite well and can recommend some places to go and whatnot. 

If you'd be willing to travel to Ann Arbor or further east to what is generally considered metro Detroit, then I'd totally have a beer with you, man.

i am 12 and what is this?

this article really caught my attention. 

its helped me put into words some of the reasons why i suspect  the youth of this society is so crushed.

i've been thinking about this a lot lately. I've become very skeptical of the mainstream goals of this society..

I want to know, what viable alternatives exist?


do the 21st century hippies have the right idea?

Quickly, off the top of my head: The US ends the child (dependent) tax break if you have more than one kid.  If you want to have eight kids, fine.  But it would be economically painful to do so.

Stop any type of finacial positive for having more than one child, health insurance, medicaid, food stamps, free lunch, financial assistance, school choice, all of it.

You'd have to enforce this worldwide or people would just run to other countries like the Chines do now.

great, create more widespread poverty. the inability to pay for one's crotchfruit doesnt seem to deter people from forming babbies.

how about
financial rewards
for people who do not reproduce?

i'd love to be paid to not have children.

I was able to get close enough to a field of wild poppies to get a few pictures.

ahahahaha

I am twelve and what is this.

i was most disturbed by the closing paragraph, honestly.

i already knew that ducks were gangbangers, but this completely shatters my worldview. 

Fuck da police.

ahaha that was adorable 

i want to add this word to my lexicon

Allow me to save you some money and tell you exactly what you need to hear (that no therapist will ever tell you):

GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER AND STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE STILL 15. YOUR LIFE WILL BE ALOT HAPPIER IF YOU STOP MANUFACTURING YOUR OWN PROBLEMS THROUGH A COMBINATION OF LAZINESS AND POOR JUDGMENT.

See? That was free. And you're welcome.

thanks for the advice but why'd you condescend with caps, bro?
but you're right.
but a therapist could still be beneficial to me at this point.

Get a therapist.

Seriously.

i know. i will. 

I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.

I just want to take a moment to remind you that I am Your Mom, and there will be no mommy/baby roleplay going on here or I WILL shit down your necks so hard it will prolapse your rectums.

you can be my mommy too.  You can be the mean one and LGS can be the nice (crying) one.

You know what? If you want to end all the nice right fucking now, you keep this shit up. I am not fucking kidding. It's like watching adult babies in clown makeup fuck in a kiddie pool full of shit.

With a bit of Senator Vitter's diaper fetish thrown in.

you're all way funnier than i am 

for Badge

What, did IRC completely run out of sympathetic ears?

and yes, it did.  badge says i'm banned if i talk about my problems again and still dont have a real life therapist lol

Are you my mummy?

i can be if you want me to