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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 04:25:39 PM

Title: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 04:25:39 PM
The Admin Team

East Coast Hustle:
Picture:  Pending
Aka:  Balls Wellington, Fuck You One Eye, Turd Ferguson

East Coast Hustle is the owner of PD.com.  He is a sea-going abomination who is referenced several times in Samuel Coleridge's The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner.  ECH is 127 years old, and he has slain a man for every day that he has existed on this planet.  ECH recently gained fame during a medical procedure originally intended to de-barnacle his ass. The infestation was, however, too large, and drastic measures were required; as such, ECH is the first recipient of a butthole transplant.  ECH hails from the Virgin Islands, and was exiled for reasons that required a name-change for the islands.  There is literally no end to this monster's perversions...Despite this, if you have trouble with admins or users on the admin team, your best course of action is to PM ECH.  He will hold your hand and dry your tears, because he's really a big softie.  His turn ons include Captain & Tennill tunes and the entire city of Seattle.  His turn offs include lizard fuckers.  He hates lizard fuckers, and nobody knows why.

Cain:
Picture:  Cain does not show up on film, nor does he cast a shadow.
AKA:  Lost to the mists of time.

The entity known as Cain Aerte appears to be a 20-something college student from Manchester, who runs prep school dorms here and there in Europe.  The truth is, of course, far darker.  Cain is an undead abomination who has haunted Europe for at least 2000 years.  He double-dog-dared Julius Caesar to cross the Rubicon.  He told Kitchener to rely on Artillery.  He helped Henry VIII pick out babes.  He arrived in London on a ship from Venice, with a box full of rats, back in the 1300s.  These and many other things he has done, while waiting to fulfill his purpose. 

His purpose has been to find a particular person.  By chance, that particular person is YOU.  And the reason he has waited 20 centuries for you to be born is this:  To call you a stupid, useless bastard who couldn't find your own ass with two hands and a hunting dog.  Now that he's done so, however, he still finds that he can't die.  So he's going to fuck with EVERYONE on the planet.  Starting with that Putin jerk.


The Good Reverend Roger:  In progress.

Faust: 
Picture:  http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/Faces/faust-1.png
AKA:  No aliases needed.

Faust claims to be Irish, but everyone knows he lies, on account of his real last name is about as Irish as I am.  Faust is a Turk or something like that, and what he's actually up to in Ireland is anyone's guess.  I mean, it's not like he could do anything to Ireland that Ireland hasn't already done to itself, so the smart money is that the Ottoman Empire exiled him for his base and sadistic ways.

As the guy who actually hosts the site, he has much to answer for.  He turned the search function off for SIX YEARS, just for a laugh.  On the other hand, he DOES pay almost all the freight on this den of iniquity, and you are DWELLING IN SIN if you don't fork over at least one month's server fees during your stay here.  There.  Commercial over.  Back to bashing the counterfeit bog-hopper.

Faust is basically a bad person.  He was born wrong.  He is a rotten example of what happens when you let Europe smash up against Asia, and he wants to take our guns away.  Will REAL Americans put up with this sort of nonsense from a man whose name they can't even PRONOUNCE, let alone spell?  No.  This is not North Korea.  We don't have to put up with that shit.  We'd DEAL WITH this jerk, except, again, he runs the server and it might cause an interruption of Normal Service.  His turn ons include server rooms.  His turn offs are peace, justice, and mercy.

Triple Zero: 
Picture:  http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/tripwhut.gif
Aka: 000, which is the same thing.

Triple Zero is a notorious slumlord in the Belgian city of "Groingroan" (or however you spell it), who promotes caning the elderly, involuntary "ferret-legging" (wiki it, seriously), and asking frustrated, anguished computer users if they've "tried turning it off and on again".  Triple Zero is something of a national hero in Belgium, famed for his short temper and incredibly bad manners.  Likewise, he is considered a menace - by which I mean "national calamity" - as a driver, and makes everyone guess which side of the road he's using that day.

Legend has it that Triple Zero was more or less a regular Belgian, until he came in second in the Ms Universe beauty pageant.  He fell into a deep rage that has lasted to this day, and is why the Ms Universe pageant is now held in an undisclosed location that is only decided 6 hours before the event.  This hasn't prevented at least one "unfortunate incident" that required the introduction of the "closed-casket event" of the pageant to replace the "talent event".  Triple Zero has 3 nipples.  His turn ons include Bea Arthur and all 4 members of Abba.  His turn offs include people calling to ask for computer help during a blackout.

LMNO:
Picture:  http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/Nicole%20studio%2054/P1010001.jpg
AKA:  Big Gay Cowboy, Snuggles, The 'Stache

LMNO is arguably the only decent, fully-functional human being on PD; certainly the only one on the admin staff.  By day, a mild mannered white collar professional whose duties not even he understands well enough to describe; by night, rampaging party animal at THE GAY BAR.  Once per year he goes out West for The Culling, when he and his fellow Big Gay Cowboys hunt the great white sharks of Montana, for the children.  There are rumors concerning LMNO and strange disappearances in Boston, but these are vile rumors started by his arch-nemesis Twid (see below).  LMNO revived the great American tradition of FABULOUS as a member of Team Vodka, and is responsible for a great many Discordian works, including the Chao-Te-Ting (or whatever the hell he calls it), co-authored The Black Iron Prison, recorded The Spider Project and Going Back to Tucson, as well as authoring the seminal work Thirty Days of Eris.  His current projects include the creation of the all-castrato Discordian Choir, set to have a rap battle with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir in 2014.  Turn ons include everything.  Turn offs non-existent.  LMNO remains, to this day, oddly aroused, despite the foul murder of his glorious 'stache by his beautiful but vile & depraved wife.


Cramulus:
Picture:  Pending
AKA:  Professor Cramulus, Wilford Brimley

Cramulus started his career as one of the founding members of the Latino boy band "Menudo", and quickly leveraged his fame to gain a spot as an AM radio "shock jock".  He spent the next 10 years ranting on air about the dangers of liberalism and diabetes.  During this period, he also invented the "sport" ballpipe, which he used as a method of castrating all of the other males of mating age in New York State.  Relevant videos can be found on Youtube.  Viewer discretion is advised.  After the infamous fake 'stache scandal of 2007, he was barred from broadcasting, and took up a new career, that of being a one-legged prostitute, with a rapidly expanding clientelle.  This was a ruse; he was merely gathering blackmail material...in 2009, he began a massive campaign of blackmail and extortion against local politicians, as the first stage of a coup.  He successfully took over the town of Tarryton.  Enraged that nobody noticed, he vanished into the bayous of upstate New York, swearing a terrible revenge.  He hasn't been seen since.  Turn ons include 'stache and choking skeeter, turn offs are not on record.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 04:25:59 PM
The Unwashed Masses, Part I

Queen Gogira
Picture:  https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/180717_104839112930273_3021490_n.jpg
AKA:  Jimmy Walnuts

Queen Gogira is a masshole from some speck on the MA road map.  She is known for pastry-terrorism and waffle-mayhem.  A skilled layout artist, she is employed by the American Communist Party's propaganda ministry, tasked entirely with pissing off the last two surviving John Birch Society members with taunting posters and pamphlets.  Queen Gogira has 12 husbands, each of which has been decerebrated so as to not annoy her with their endless prattle.  She has children, alledgedly, though her kind IS known for eating its young.  Her tongue has an eyeball on the tip.  She can climb sheer surfaces.  You won't see her coming, so stop worrying about it.  Turn ons include stigmatic clog-dancing and taking the piss.  Turn offs include Rhode Island and giving the piss back.

Alty:
Picture:  http://www.imgur.com/9m9z7P3.jpeg
AKA:  AAIIIIIEEEE!

Alty is an Alaskan Native American who nevertheless claims European descent, though nobody believes a fucking word of it.  He has a 3rd degree black belt in Frottage, and has managed to arrange for people to pay him for beating them up.  Alty knowingly and willfully allows Sarah Palin to live, though he frequently terrorizes the mean streets of Wasilla, beating the mortal shit out of anyone wearing a sweatsuit (ie, everyone).  Alty wears no clothes - even in the Alaskan winter - instead staying warm via his freakishly deformed and steaming genetalia, which reveal his half-alien ancestry.  The Alaskan women call him "darling", and the Alaskan men just call him "sir".  Turn ons include dying in the high desert, blackflies, and moose-fucking.  Turn offs include stupid people, which is unfortunate for the residents of the state he lives in. 

Paes:
Picture:  Pending
Aka:  Paesior, Shaft, Son of Kojak

Paes - IF that's his REAL name - is a Mauri native of New Zealand, a small city in Northern Australia.  Paes is what happened to Old Zealand, and we don't talk about that.  Paes is conveyed everywhere he goes in a palanquin carried by his personal Mongol slaves, who strain and grunt under the enormous load.  He himself is a slave to his opium addiction, so common among Those People.  This causes him to hallucinate and occasionally go full retard, which is why only Mongols will work for him.  His last "little moment" resulted in severe damage to Christchurch, which was mistaken for an Earthquake, as his vast and obscenely obese body flopped horribly from one donut shop to another, while his Mongol servants wailed in horror and tried to keep up.  His turn ons include Signora Paesior ("the butcher of Aukland"), and jelly rolls.  His turn offs include fitness professionals and artery plaque.

Cardinal Pizza Delivery:
Picture:  http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/Hat3.jpg
AKA:  CPD, Hey You, Marissa Miller

As can be seen from the picture above, CPD is a hat.  A fiendish hat, one that brain-grabs anyone so ignorant or foolish to put it on.  She then runs her mentally-enslaved minion around doing horrible things.  Nobody knows where the hat came from; speculations include alien influence all the way to the ridiculous ("She knitted herself").  When she has worn out her minion via slaking her unnatural lusts, she has the minion drop her at a Goodwill collection point, and the hideous process repeats itself.  CPD is a very good writer, as if that somehow makes up for her crimes.  Turn ons include heads.  Turn offs include Buddhists, whom she hates with the fire of ten thousand suns, for reasons unknown.

hylierandom, A.D.D.
Picture: http://s3.amazonaws.com/ep_albums/-1501540746/146693/ozxsn.jpg
AKA:  Hunter S Thompson, Hylie

Hylie is a respected researcher in the field of Hot Mess.  The above picture was taken just before the infamous "Incident", which was later blamed on Middle Eastern terrorists.  Anyone with a brain knows that the World Trade Center wasn't taken down by those planes; Hylie was having a bad day and literally shagged the buildings until they exploded.  Hylie portrays herself as a victim of PTSD and various associated mental difficulties; this is a TRAP.  There's nothing wrong with her that the United States Army couldn't fix, using modern ordnance.  However, President Obama - known for hating America - refuses to sign the required authorizations, allowing her to continue her incredibly destructive rampages from coast to coast.  Turn ons include sodomizing small automobiles.  Turn offs include that many police coming through the door at once.

Richter:
Picture:  http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/0717091555.jpg
AKA:  Rich, Sir Knobend, AAARRRRG!

Where to begin?  Richter is NO.  Richter is what waits for you in your nightmares.  Richter is what Burt Reynolds tried to warn us about as he left office.  Richter is a skilled metal worker and weapons expert who has been known to put an edge on toothpaste (favored assassination technique).  The Richter who can be described is not the Richter you should fear.  Richter has a habit of shoving punk rockers through drop ceilings, and also of knocking them the FUCK OUT with a single, well-placed elbow.  If Richter wants your woman, he will have her.  Richter harbors an intense hatred of Italians, which is why he moved to Federal Hill ("target rich environment"), and wears two guidos as bedroom slippers.  There is no hope...Don't look, just run.  Turn ons include erotic self-abuse with whetstones, NO, and candle lit dinners.  Turn offs include you.

Permagos:
Picture:  http://principiadiscordia.com/forum/NewAvatars/avatar_7904_1368513290.png
AKA:  No known aliases.

Permagos is PD's resident convict, and posts from prison.  He was convicted of gross indecency in 1982, and will never see daylight again (see picture for further info), despite the fact that nobody saw what it was that he did, and the victims aren't talking.  His appeal, based on the fact that he never actually got a trial, has been rejected regularly every year and oddly coincides with the retirements of the appellate court judges assigned with his review.  His parole board consists of Richter ("NO").  Permagos survives on a diet of rats, which he captures in the darker corners of the oubliette into which he was flung.  Turn ons include <redacted>.  Turn offs include the United States judicial system. 

Nigel:
Picture:  Pending
AKA:  The Dark Empress, The Skinsaw Queen, Richard Milhous Nixon

Nigel served as the President of the United States from 1969 to 1974, when she was impeached for gross imposition after using her strap on, "The Crippler", on a joint session of congress to "teach those fat bastards a thing or two".  She escaped custody with the assistance of Spiro Agnew (who was gunned down by G-Men in the process), and has engaged in a running gun battle with the FBI ever since.  She is responsible for numerous bank robberies, mass beatings, and the destruction of Tacoma via nuclear weaponry.  She recently had herself ritually scarred by Polynesian tribesmen in Portland, Oregon...Who she then killed, as they accidentally left the camera in when they sewed her up.  As such, she is - though adopted into the tribe - the last surviving member of her people.  Nigel is currently studying neuroscience for reasons best left unexamined, and produces very high quality glasswork, when she isn't gunning down G-men while doing bad James Cagney imitations.  Nigel ritually slays her mates, much like a praying mantis, and gnaws on their skulls when she's stressed.  She then lays eggs in the manner of salmon, though she doesn't die afterwards.  SHE DOESN'T DIE.  Despite the crimes of her presidency and escape, she is to date the only person to TELL TUCSON WHAT and make it SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP for ten friggin' minutes.  Nigel's presence can be detected by the sudden silence of animals and birds.  They know.  THEY KNOW.

Bearman:
Picture:  http://s13.postimg.org/r2cda226v/lolbearlol.jpg
AKA:  The Hammer of the Free Thinkers, Holy Shit What Is That, et al.

"In 489 AD, a ship was sighted off the coast of Houston, Texas.  The locals, thinking it a trading ship from Flanders, hurried to the shore.  What greeted them was mayhem; none of the greeting party survived, save their leader...a skinny wretch by the name of Derrick Broze, who abandoned his people and fled into the city.  The invader followed, bearing axe and fire.  The vast treasuries of the Free Thinker Safe Houses were placed in his right front pocket, and he left...For a time.  The age of Bearman was upon the realm, and no hipster was safe in his person or his riches."
- Winston Churchhill, The History of the English Speaking Peoples, volume I

Following the subjugation of Houston, Bearman and his shield-bearer (a sweet-looking yet monstrous young woman known only as "Binks", whose crimes defy written description) went on to sack most of Texas.  Replete with his ill-gained treasures, he looked to other pursuits.  He starred as the entire cast of Ben Hur, and invented golf, just to see what kind of dumbasses would play it.  He then drank Dallas (this is literal; I do not refer to the obscure sports term).  He is currently hiring himself out as a wrecking ball.  During all this, his search for the coward Derrick Broze continues.  Turn ons include booze and mass casualties.  Turn offs include militant atheists, free market tards, and butter.

Squiddy:
Picture:  Pending
AKA:  Sir Squid Diddimus, Tinkerbell

Squiddy is an enormous Black man who terrorizes blue-haired old White ladies somewhere in Florida.  She has the strength of 10 men, and uses this terrible force to tear the colostomy bags right off of retirees.  Just for kicks.  She then makes balloon animals out of them, and gives them to unsuspecting tourists at Disneyland.  Despite all this, Squiddy is famed for her tolerance towards stupid people of all types, and in fact arranges day trips to the Everglades for members of the Tea Party.  They must enjoy this, as none have ever come forward to complain.  The only dark period in her life involved the dreadful fate of her cat's penis, for which we all feel really, really badly.  Squid has been known to send cheerful greeting cards to unsuspecting PD members.  The less said about that, the better.  Turn ons include the It's A Small World ride and large crowds of people on hot days.  Turn offs include certain Catholic presidents, whom she fixed but fucking good.

Hirley0:
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AKA:  No known aliases.

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Twid:
Picture:  http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/twidwaiian.jpg
AKA:  The One-Man Potato Famine

Twid is the human name adopted by a mutated Irishman who has learned via that mutation to stand upright, speak (albeit in very small words), and even type, after a fashion.  He is, like all his people, a complete savage, and he spends all his time running around trying to undo LMNO's saintly good deeds  Example:  LMNO rescued a kitten from a tree, Twid threw it back up into the tree.  Where it died.

Twid comes out at night, not unlike a Morlock, leading his "people" to greater and greater heights of depravity and cannibalism.  The only hope you have, should they get on your trail, is to drop cans of Hormel corned beef (who the fuck eats that shit?), and run like hell for a well-lit area.  WARNING:  Never run for the subway station.  For the love of God. 

Twid smells like Guinness poured into a full ashtray, and therefore you know he's coming, even in pitch darkness.  When not attacking innocent Bostonians, he sits in a filthy garrett with all the windows papered over, and writes obscene letters to members of the British royalty, inviting him to "kiss the Blarney stone", by which he does not mean the santified boulder in Ireland that by legend allows Irish people to speak coherently (utter superstition).  His turn ons include long pig and whiskey cut with lighter fluid.  His turn offs include bipedal motion.

P3ntagram:
Picture:  http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3689/9279662058_21cfc0b0e6_c.jpg
AKA:  International MAN OF DANGER.

P3nt is a Scotsman.  Normally, I'd just stop there, but P3nt has risen above his people's stony silence, heroin addiction, and perpetual infighting.  P3nt makes Jack Churchhill look like a screeching little girl, and once killed a man by hitting him with a kayak.  Note that the kayak wasn't in the water at the time; this occurred at a Kirsty McColl concert in 1998.  P3nt hauled it out of his pocket and beat the guy to death for trying to sing along with the esteemed Ms McColl, which is the only thing or person in the world that P3nt will not eventually kill.

P3nt has been courting Ms McColl for 20 years now.  As he is in every way a gentleman, he has not indulged in the usual Scots courtship rituals of abduction and general mayhem, but instead contents himself with heaving telephone poles ("cabres") through her hotel window when she's in town.  He has gnawed his affections on the poles first, in the manner of his people, which she has misinterpreted as being stalked by a large and very cross beaver.

Despite this heartache, P3nt continues to galavant around the world, squashing anarchist organizations everywhere, in the name of John Balliol.  Nobody has the heart to tell him that Balliol has been dead for 800 years.  His turn ons include you.  His turn offs include Cartesian duality, in which we are all mired.

Junkenstien:
Picture:  http://www.cynical-c.com/archives2/bloggraphics/0525061mugs9.jpg
AKA:  John Major

Junkenstien is an Englishman, who insists on all the sins that go with that vice.  He swills tea like a Goddamn wet/dry vac, drinks warm beer with bits of pond life in it, and willfully eating Tika Masala even when not stinking drunk.  He watches "football", which in civilized lands is called "soccer", and gets good and fucking housed during any "match" (game), whereupon he leaves the pub without his pants, looking for CCTV cameras to sex.  The CCTV operators hate and fear him, and sit at their consoles helplessly weeping and shitting themselves. 

Junkenstien has, due to internet conversations, learned to speak actual English in some small manner, and this has caused great consernation among his fellow filthy fucking animals.  For example, when he says he's going to "pop around for a packet of fags", he doesn't mean cigarettes.  No.  He means it's going to be a busy, busy weekend. 

The most important thing to remember, for any new American members reading this, is that Junkenstien hates you like you were Goering's piss boy, and refers to Americans as "ignorant colonials", and constantly petitions the admiralty to round up the fleet and retake the British empire's former holdings in North America.  Do not be fooled by his calm and educated manner.  That is an Eliza bot he uses as a "clever Hans" to keep you occupied while he datamines you for later carnage.  Then he smokes more opium and forgets.  Mostly.   His turn ons include Sean Hannity.  His turn offs include shepherd's pie.

Waffle Man:
Picture:  Pending
AKA: Dr Uke

Waffle Man is a nuclear physicist from Belgium.  He has won the Wolfe Award for Mathematics, the Nobel Prize for Know It All, and has been knighted by the king of Belgium.  Waffle Man discovered and isolated the rum atom, and noted that you can observe a bottle of rum, or the quantity of rum inside the bottle, but not both...And also that the rum is in fact effected by the observer (and vice versa). 

Waffle Man has taken a stand against nuclear weapons, on the grounds that "they aren't sporting", and utterly refuses to hunt with them.  He is also quoted as saying "If I have seen farther, it because I was standing behind midgets", and refers to Einstien as "That half-wit from Austria".  Waffle Man has on several occasions spoken out against recent American interventionism in Western Europe.  When told that neither Iraq nor Afghanistan are part of Europe at all, he replied, "Shut your stinking face", and then returned to his rum experiments.  His turn ons include rum.  His turn offs include empty rum bottles.

Jez:
Picture:  http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c114/Sharraunna/blergh.jpg
AKA: Posh Spice

Jez is a 1%er who lives in Illinois, and spends a lot of time wondering why You People "choose to live that way, what with the dumpster thing and all".  She doesn't know where her food comes from, and she doesn't care.  She has people for that.  To be fair, she does do a lot of charity work, making sure that underprivileged children can get tummy tucks.

The one good thing that can be said about Jez is that she viciously opposes Sarah Palin, on account of how "Nobody that trashy should be allowed near public office.  Just LOOK at her.  That's not even a Gucci bag, that thing is a cheap FAKE."  Jez heats her home by having Her People throw orphans in the furnace.  Her turn ons include proper fashion sense.  Her turn offs include wearing white shoes after labor day.

Suu:
Picture:  http://i.imgur.com/D5d2u5o.jpg
AKA:  40 year old fat guy from the internets.

As can be seen from the above picture, Suu is a large red lizard that wears silly hats and preys on passers-by (the woman in that pic is FUCKED).  This is not, mind you, unusual in the Federal Hill district of Providence, and is in fact ranked the #3 hazard, just ahead of angry mafiosa and just behind EoC's attempts at parking.  Lizard-related deaths are up 120% over last year, and the governor is helpless to do anything about it.  Hell, the lieutenant governor was eaten just last week.  It's INSANE.  If you live in Providence, listen to me.  Listen to me.  LISTEN. TO. ME.  Don't look, just RUN.  Remember, you only have to outrun your friends.  That's harsh, but it is the reality we live with today.

Continued downthread, because of stupid arbitrary character limits.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 19, 2013, 04:43:44 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
    :mittens:

This is gonna be great.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 19, 2013, 04:46:20 PM
This is awesome!
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 04:47:51 PM
All bios will be edited into the first two posts, so check in often.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 19, 2013, 04:49:25 PM
 :spittake:

Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 19, 2013, 05:06:42 PM
Holy shit, man.

:drama1:

This rocks. :D
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 19, 2013, 05:13:27 PM
"Turn ons include dying in the high desert"  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 19, 2013, 06:40:30 PM
:lulz:

This is glorious.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Suu on July 19, 2013, 07:07:21 PM
I'm in tears.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Salty on July 19, 2013, 07:11:48 PM
Moose never break your heart, even when they cave in your ribcage to protect their young.

Also,  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: LMNO on July 19, 2013, 07:20:07 PM
This shit gets better and better.


Dok, I appreciate your mind.   From a distance.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 19, 2013, 07:20:43 PM
Quoteaccidentally left the camera in when they sewed her up

I don't exactly know why, but that line had me in tears.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 07:21:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 19, 2013, 07:20:07 PM
This shit gets better and better.


Dok, I appreciate your mind.   From a distance.

That's what all the boys say.   :cry:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 07:21:54 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 19, 2013, 07:20:43 PM
Quoteaccidentally left the camera in when they sewed her up

I don't exactly know why, but that line had me in tears.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

It's been a classic since the first time you mentioned it.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 19, 2013, 07:25:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 07:21:54 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 19, 2013, 07:20:43 PM
Quoteaccidentally left the camera in when they sewed her up

I don't exactly know why, but that line had me in tears.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

It's been a classic since the first time you mentioned it.

:lol: I recall saying something along those lines, although I believe I was on a lot of opiates at the time.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 07:26:03 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 19, 2013, 07:25:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 07:21:54 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 19, 2013, 07:20:43 PM
Quoteaccidentally left the camera in when they sewed her up

I don't exactly know why, but that line had me in tears.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

It's been a classic since the first time you mentioned it.

:lol: I recall saying something along those lines, although I believe I was on a lot of opiates at the time.

It's the subtitle of Or Kill Me.

"That's how they sewed it up when they put the camera in."

Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 19, 2013, 07:36:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 07:26:03 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 19, 2013, 07:25:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 07:21:54 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 19, 2013, 07:20:43 PM
Quoteaccidentally left the camera in when they sewed her up

I don't exactly know why, but that line had me in tears.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

It's been a classic since the first time you mentioned it.

:lol: I recall saying something along those lines, although I believe I was on a lot of opiates at the time.

It's the subtitle of Or Kill Me.

"That's how they sewed it up when they put the camera in."

Oh, shit!  :lulz: How did I not notice that?
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 07:38:08 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 19, 2013, 07:36:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 07:26:03 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 19, 2013, 07:25:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 07:21:54 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 19, 2013, 07:20:43 PM
Quoteaccidentally left the camera in when they sewed her up

I don't exactly know why, but that line had me in tears.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

It's been a classic since the first time you mentioned it.

:lol: I recall saying something along those lines, although I believe I was on a lot of opiates at the time.

It's the subtitle of Or Kill Me.

"That's how they sewed it up when they put the camera in."

Oh, shit!  :lulz: How did I not notice that?

You did, actually.  But, as you say, you were all fucked up on opiates at the time.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 19, 2013, 08:10:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 07:38:08 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 19, 2013, 07:36:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 07:26:03 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 19, 2013, 07:25:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 07:21:54 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 19, 2013, 07:20:43 PM
Quoteaccidentally left the camera in when they sewed her up

I don't exactly know why, but that line had me in tears.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

It's been a classic since the first time you mentioned it.

:lol: I recall saying something along those lines, although I believe I was on a lot of opiates at the time.

It's the subtitle of Or Kill Me.

"That's how they sewed it up when they put the camera in."

Oh, shit!  :lulz: How did I not notice that?

You did, actually.  But, as you say, you were all fucked up on opiates at the time.

Annnnd how! Those things really do a number on me.  :lol:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 08:30:35 PM
Added some more.

Still holding off on Twid.  I need to rev up for that one.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Ben Shapiro on July 19, 2013, 08:43:29 PM
<3 Binks reference.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 08:45:34 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 19, 2013, 08:43:29 PM
<3 Binks reference.

Can't have one without the other.   :lulz:

I had fun rewriting Churchhill's description of the first documented Viking raid, too.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 19, 2013, 08:48:56 PM
Oh dear. Im in for a doozy i imagine
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 19, 2013, 08:53:33 PM
Squiddy  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 08:54:01 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 19, 2013, 08:53:33 PM
Squiddy  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I think you mean "Tinkerbell".
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 20, 2013, 04:35:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 08:54:01 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 19, 2013, 08:53:33 PM
Squiddy  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I think you mean "Tinkerbell".

(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/177/9/a/meat_by_lesatho-d3k2ick.jpg)
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Left on July 20, 2013, 04:43:17 AM
Roger, you are absolutely awesome...

And how did you know about the WTC?
I was just feeling a little, you, know...frustrated...
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Richter on July 20, 2013, 06:06:47 AM
Great BALLS   :lulz:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 20, 2013, 06:12:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 08:54:01 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 19, 2013, 08:53:33 PM
Squiddy  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I think you mean "Tinkerbell".

Indeed I do.  :lol:

Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 20, 2013, 07:20:25 PM
:mittens:

Total victory :lulz:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 20, 2013, 08:16:07 PM
The Hirley0 one is perfect.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 21, 2013, 07:02:01 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 20, 2013, 08:16:07 PM
The Hirley0 one is perfect.  :lulz:

One of my favs
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Cramulus on July 22, 2013, 05:52:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 04:25:39 PM
Cramulus:
Picture:  Pending
AKA:  Professor Cramulus, Wilford Brimley

Cramulus started his career as one of the founding members of the Latino boy band "Menudo", and quickly leveraged his fame to gain a spot as an AM radio "shock jock".  He spent the next 10 years ranting on air about the dangers of liberalism and diabetes.  During this period, he also invented the "sport" ballpipe, which he used as a method of castrating all of the other males of mating age in New York State.  Relevant videos can be found on Youtube.  Viewer discretion is advised.  After the infamous fake 'stache scandal of 2007, he was barred from broadcasting, and took up a new career, that of being a one-legged prostitute, with a rapidly expanding clientelle.  This was a ruse; he was merely gathering blackmail material...in 2009, he began a massive campaign of blackmail and extortion against local politicians, as the first stage of a coup.  He successfully took over the town of Tarryton.  Enraged that nobody noticed, he vanished into the bayous of upstate New York, swearing a terrible revenge.  He hasn't been seen since.  Turn ons include 'stache and choking skeeter, turn offs are not on record.

you motherfucker, you've GONE TOO FAR
                /
:cramulus:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:54:30 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 22, 2013, 05:52:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 04:25:39 PM
Cramulus:
Picture:  Pending
AKA:  Professor Cramulus, Wilford Brimley

Cramulus started his career as one of the founding members of the Latino boy band "Menudo", and quickly leveraged his fame to gain a spot as an AM radio "shock jock".  He spent the next 10 years ranting on air about the dangers of liberalism and diabetes.  During this period, he also invented the "sport" ballpipe, which he used as a method of castrating all of the other males of mating age in New York State.  Relevant videos can be found on Youtube.  Viewer discretion is advised.  After the infamous fake 'stache scandal of 2007, he was barred from broadcasting, and took up a new career, that of being a one-legged prostitute, with a rapidly expanding clientelle.  This was a ruse; he was merely gathering blackmail material...in 2009, he began a massive campaign of blackmail and extortion against local politicians, as the first stage of a coup.  He successfully took over the town of Tarryton.  Enraged that nobody noticed, he vanished into the bayous of upstate New York, swearing a terrible revenge.  He hasn't been seen since.  Turn ons include 'stache and choking skeeter, turn offs are not on record.

you motherfucker, you've GONE TOO FAR
                /
:cramulus:

At this point, I imagine I should be in a state of terror that would literally liquify my bowels, and I should shit my colon into my pant leg.

But I think that the years have mellowed your WRATH and your TERRORMIRTH, and I remain unmoved.  As does my colon.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Junkenstein on July 22, 2013, 06:42:48 PM
The anticipation is killing me.

Defame me dammit.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 07:05:34 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 22, 2013, 06:42:48 PM
The anticipation is killing me.

Defame me dammit.

Sorry, writing life during wartime.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Junkenstein on July 22, 2013, 07:30:25 PM
I'll gladly wait then.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: EK WAFFLR on July 22, 2013, 09:36:07 PM
My goodness, these are fucking good!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 09:36:58 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on July 22, 2013, 09:36:07 PM
My goodness, these are fucking good!  :lulz:

You're on the block, too, alongside Twid, Junkenstien, and Suu.

Tonight, there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: EK WAFFLR on July 22, 2013, 11:56:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 09:36:58 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on July 22, 2013, 09:36:07 PM
My goodness, these are fucking good!  :lulz:

You're on the block, too, alongside Twid, Junkenstien, and Suu.

Tonight, there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

:eek:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Freeky on July 23, 2013, 12:27:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:54:30 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 22, 2013, 05:52:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 04:25:39 PM
Cramulus:
Picture:  Pending
AKA:  Professor Cramulus, Wilford Brimley

Cramulus started his career as one of the founding members of the Latino boy band "Menudo", and quickly leveraged his fame to gain a spot as an AM radio "shock jock".  He spent the next 10 years ranting on air about the dangers of liberalism and diabetes.  During this period, he also invented the "sport" ballpipe, which he used as a method of castrating all of the other males of mating age in New York State.  Relevant videos can be found on Youtube.  Viewer discretion is advised.  After the infamous fake 'stache scandal of 2007, he was barred from broadcasting, and took up a new career, that of being a one-legged prostitute, with a rapidly expanding clientelle.  This was a ruse; he was merely gathering blackmail material...in 2009, he began a massive campaign of blackmail and extortion against local politicians, as the first stage of a coup.  He successfully took over the town of Tarryton.  Enraged that nobody noticed, he vanished into the bayous of upstate New York, swearing a terrible revenge.  He hasn't been seen since.  Turn ons include 'stache and choking skeeter, turn offs are not on record.

you motherfucker, you've GONE TOO FAR
                /
:cramulus:

At this point, I imagine I should be in a state of terror that would literally liquify my bowels, and I should shit my colon into my pant leg.

But I think that the years have mellowed your WRATH and your TERRORMIRTH, and I remain unmoved.  As does my colon.

And then Dok pulled a Remington. :cry:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 12:30:22 AM
Yeeeeeah.   :lulz:

Dok,
Is a sucker for that shit.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 04:36:12 PM
Twid is done, working on more.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 23, 2013, 04:41:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 04:36:12 PM
Twid is done, working on more.

:lulz:

Holy shit.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 04:50:26 PM
P3nt done.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 05:03:47 PM
Junkenstien done.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 05:21:03 PM
Waffles done.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 23, 2013, 05:27:07 PM
"a large and very cross beaver"  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Freeky on July 23, 2013, 05:27:37 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 05:30:28 PM
Jez done.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: LMNO on July 23, 2013, 05:36:07 PM
Fantastic shit, man.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 05:38:39 PM
Suu done.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 05:47:45 PM
Hit the character limit, sooo...

The Unwashed Masses, Part II
Coyote:
Picture:  Pending
AKA:  *grunt, whistle*

Coyote is a Welshman who lives in Seattle, WA.  He is infamous, even in that licentious city, for his perversions involving lizard-like humanoids he refers to as "kobolds", which appear upon inspection to be a cross between a gecko and Michele Bachmann.  Coyote has seen recent service in the US military, where he was an attack dog or something.  Perhaps a specially-trained marmoset.  It's all very classified, and he isn't talking, instead muttering some garbage about logistics, as if anyone would trust the Welsh with the supplies.

Coyote is famed in Seattle for his role playing skills (specifically, he can read, which gives him an enormous advantage), and is a founding member of a Bay City Rollers tribute band.  Turn ons include reptiles.  Turn offs include the very light of civilization itself.

Stella:
Picture:  http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc322/fennario99/08232012-012-1.jpg
AKA:  Fagbasket

Stella is an anthropologist who studied Texans in their native habitat.  All contact was lost with the expedition in 2006, and the worst is feared.  Her preliminary reports indicated that Texans are in fact technically human, in that they can breed with humans, but in her words "that's about it".  She reported that they have a crude system of government that seems to involve shouting a lot and male domination of females, with the full support of many of the females.  Later this year, she will be declared legally dead, on the 7th anniversary of her last dispatch.  Turn ons included rock n roll, turn offs included po'buckers.

Dimo:
Picture:  Pending.
AKA:  Cuddlefish, Filthy fucking Dago, Micheal Reagan.

Dimo is a classical musician in Providence, RI.  He despises anything less than the great Mozart, and will only perform in a tuxedo, as "that is what one does".  He is famed for the invention of the Carmina Burana Mosh Pit, which killed 500 members of the audience when torches were introduced to the melee.  Dimo is also an astologer, and spends all manner of time inventing excuses based on the positions of the stars and planets.  He supports (retroactively) the assassination of JFK, and believes that Obama is a reptoid from Kenya.  His apartment is lined with tinfoil, and he throws harpoons at the mailman.  Turn ons include clueless ladies right off the bus from Kansas.  Turn offs include holy water.

McGrupp:
Picture:  None provided.
AKA:  No known aliases.

McGrupp is PD's resident town drunk/village idiot, and has appeared in every John Wayne movie ever made, as "the old prospector" (which was kinda weird in Genghis Kahn, and we won't even talk about the porn remake of Hondo).  McGrupp is approximately 99 years old, and survives only due to the mechanical body built for him by Professor Cramulus, for which fiendish ends we shudder to imagine.  His turn ons include talking in an annoying voice and giving the hero useless advice.  His turn offs include actually finding gold in them thar hills.

Cainad:
Picture:  http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/604/rp3k.jpg
AKA:  Sally

Cainad is the lost tribe of the Jews.  He got lost in the Sinai approximately 4000 years ago, and wound up in some horrible East coast state, where he quickly fell under the influence of the perfidious Professor Cramulus.  Together, they spent the 1930s fucking with some emo German painter, and then blamed the mess on him, fleeing Berlin just ahead of the allied bombers.  They then turned their diabolical intentions on New York, resulting in the utter destruction of New York City's 5 bouroughs in 1953.  Then Cainad struck out on his own, and spent 5 years giving some drunken Senator from Wisconsin bad ideas, resulting in the McCarthy hearings, HUAC, and Elvis Presley.

More recently, Cainad has bent his basically rotten will on the music industry, forcing Nashville to promote Taylor Swift.  The resulting wave of suicides is a matter of public record.  Television, as well.  Do you know who the "Biggest Loser" is?  That's right.  It's you.  His turn ons include the cries of the anguished, the tears of innocents, and ham sammiches.  His turn offs include Truth, Justice, and The American Way.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 06:07:25 PM
That's everyone who has asked for one.

Time to finish up the admin team.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 23, 2013, 06:15:53 PM
 :lulz: These are all excellent, but the McGrupp one is just exquisite.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 06:16:37 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 23, 2013, 06:15:53 PM
:lulz: These are all excellent, but the McGrupp one is just exquisite.

One of my favorites so far is Suu, back in post #2.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: McGrupp on July 23, 2013, 06:30:00 PM
 :lulz:  Eerily accurate. Still love the one for Hirley.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Suu on July 23, 2013, 06:51:08 PM
I'm in fucking TEARS!


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Junkenstein on July 23, 2013, 07:59:02 PM
With the change of a single word, that's almost worth shoving into my CV.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Left on July 23, 2013, 08:25:42 PM
"For example, when he says he's going to "pop around for a packet of fags", he doesn't mean cigarettes.  No.  He means it's going to be a busy, busy weekend.  "
:spit:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 09:18:32 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 23, 2013, 07:59:02 PM
With the change of a single word, that's almost worth shoving into my CV.

Which word?
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 09:53:29 PM
Cainad done on page 4.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 10:04:07 PM
Triple Zero done in post 1 of page 1.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 23, 2013, 10:19:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 09:53:29 PM
Cainad done on page 4.

:spit:

(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/roglol.gif)

The lost tribe of the Jews... fucking gold!
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on July 23, 2013, 10:27:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 04:50:26 PM
P3nt done.

:spittake:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 10:53:20 PM
Next victims:  EoC, Faust, Cain.

Then we get to decide who does mine.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Faust on July 23, 2013, 10:55:26 PM
WOOOOO
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Don Coyote on July 23, 2013, 11:01:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 05:47:45 PM

Coyote:
Picture:  Pending
AKA:  *grunt, whistle*

Coyote is a Welshman who lives in Seattle, WA.  He is infamous, even in that licentious city, for his perversions involving lizard-like humanoids he refers to as "kobolds", which appear upon inspection to be a cross between a gecko and Michele Bachmann.  Coyote has seen recent service in the US military, where he was an attack dog or something.  Perhaps a specially-trained marmoset.  It's all very classified, and he isn't talking, instead muttering some garbage about logistics, as if anyone would trust the Welsh with the supplies.

Coyote is famed in Seattle for his role playing skills (specifically, he can read, which gives him an enormous advantage), and is a founding member of a Bay City Rollers tribute band.  Turn ons include reptiles.  Turn offs include the very light of civilization itself.


:argh!: STOP PROJECTING YOUR PERVERSIONS ON TO ME OLD MAN :argh!:                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 :lulz:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Eater of Clowns on July 24, 2013, 01:25:55 AM
My name is EoC and I approve of this glorious spaggotry.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Jez on July 24, 2013, 05:18:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 04:25:59 PM
Jez heats her home by having Her People throw orphans in the furnace.

Well of course.  You can't expect me to actually touch the little rodents, with their sticky little hands and their constant selfish demands for food and penicillin.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Don Coyote on July 24, 2013, 06:01:39 AM
I'm also using this as the description text for my tumblr.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on July 24, 2013, 11:25:05 AM
ahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: EK WAFFLR on July 24, 2013, 02:30:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 05:21:03 PM
Waffles done.

I WANT THAT AS AN AUTHOR BLURB SHOULD I EVER RELEASE A BOOK!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: McGrupp on July 24, 2013, 03:41:03 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on July 23, 2013, 11:01:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 05:47:45 PM

Coyote:
Picture:  Pending
AKA:  *grunt, whistle*

Coyote is a Welshman who lives in Seattle, WA.  He is infamous, even in that licentious city, for his perversions involving lizard-like humanoids he refers to as "kobolds", which appear upon inspection to be a cross between a gecko and Michele Bachmann.  Coyote has seen recent service in the US military, where he was an attack dog or something.  Perhaps a specially-trained marmoset.  It's all very classified, and he isn't talking, instead muttering some garbage about logistics, as if anyone would trust the Welsh with the supplies.

Coyote is famed in Seattle for his role playing skills (specifically, he can read, which gives him an enormous advantage), and is a founding member of a Bay City Rollers tribute band.  Turn ons include reptiles.  Turn offs include the very light of civilization itself.


:argh!: STOP PROJECTING YOUR PERVERSIONS ON TO ME OLD MAN :argh!:                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 :lulz:

That shows excellent foresight. In the coming apocalyptic wasteland kobolds will become the new currency.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Junkenstein on July 24, 2013, 04:15:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 09:18:32 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 23, 2013, 07:59:02 PM
With the change of a single word, that's almost worth shoving into my CV.

Which word?

Englishman.

Actually, I think I'll slap together a CV with this taking pride of place as my personal statement.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:15:47 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 24, 2013, 04:15:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 09:18:32 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 23, 2013, 07:59:02 PM
With the change of a single word, that's almost worth shoving into my CV.

Which word?

Englishman.

Actually, I think I'll slap together a CV with this taking pride of place as my personal statement.

:?
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Junkenstein on July 24, 2013, 04:18:33 PM
What? I'm not English.

Claiming to be so round these parts can be hazardous to your health too.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:23:12 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 24, 2013, 04:18:33 PM
What? I'm not English.

Claiming to be so round these parts can be hazardous to your health too.

Welsh?
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Junkenstein on July 24, 2013, 04:31:57 PM
Close enough. Slightly less cultured, but close enough.

To be fair, It's impressive you can tell the difference at all. I tend to lump the various constituent parts of the UK under "Scum" to save time.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 24, 2013, 04:33:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:23:12 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 24, 2013, 04:18:33 PM
What? I'm not English.

Claiming to be so round these parts can be hazardous to your health too.

Welsh?

another one of those Scottish bastards, iirc
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:33:49 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 24, 2013, 04:31:57 PM
Close enough. Slightly less cultured, but close enough.

Orkney?
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:34:16 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2013, 04:33:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:23:12 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 24, 2013, 04:18:33 PM
What? I'm not English.

Claiming to be so round these parts can be hazardous to your health too.

Welsh?

another one of those Scottish bastards, iirc

Oh, right. 

Wait.  I thought he said he wasn't English.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on July 24, 2013, 04:35:10 PM
 :argh!:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:35:58 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 24, 2013, 04:35:10 PM
:argh!:

It's no use complaining to ME.  I didn't draw the Risk board.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on July 24, 2013, 04:37:25 PM
*adds Risk designer to "the list" *
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 24, 2013, 04:38:06 PM
You are lucky you are an ocean and 3/4ths of a continent away, Roger. P3nt is not the type to be called English
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 24, 2013, 04:37:25 PM
*adds Risk designer to "the list" *

See, my point is proven.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:40:21 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2013, 04:38:06 PM
You are lucky you are an ocean and 3/4ths of a continent away, Roger. P3nt is not the type to be called English
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 24, 2013, 04:37:25 PM
*adds Risk designer to "the list" *

See, my point is proven.

I fear no man.  First off, he needs AIR, and we don't have any of that.  He'd be dead half-way up New Mexico.  2nd, there are no rivers for his kayak to come up.  I mean, there's rivers, we just don't have any WATER.  Third, he - being from "Scotland" only has to deal with one dangerous animal (ie, other Scots), so the wildlife here would eat him alive.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on July 24, 2013, 04:42:35 PM
4th America will eat itself a long time before I could be arsed to get there  :evil:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 24, 2013, 04:45:19 PM
5th, us pasty celt types would spontaneously combust without being dipped in factor 60 SPF from head to toe.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Junkenstein on July 24, 2013, 04:50:32 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2013, 04:45:19 PM
5th, us pasty celt types would spontaneously combust without being dipped in factor 60 SPF from head to toe.

This is actually the first 5 reasons for me.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:52:27 PM
Faust done in OP.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:52:57 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2013, 04:45:19 PM
5th, us pasty celt types would spontaneously combust without being dipped in factor 60 SPF from head to toe.

That's what you get for being alive.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 24, 2013, 04:54:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:52:57 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2013, 04:45:19 PM
5th, us pasty celt types would spontaneously combust without being dipped in factor 60 SPF from head to toe.

That's what you get for being alive.

it's been so warm I have tan lines.

the blue bits are paler than the white bits.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Junkenstein on July 24, 2013, 04:55:19 PM
My blue bits burnt and now everything is red.

EVERYTHING.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 24, 2013, 04:56:41 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 24, 2013, 04:55:19 PM
My blue bits burnt and now everything is red.

EVERYTHING.

I used the correct sunscreen and sat in the shade where possible,  factor 50 or gtfo.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:56:59 PM
How?  There's no sun there.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Junkenstein on July 24, 2013, 04:58:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:56:59 PM
How?  There's no sun there.

Someone kept saying that it was bright and I spontaneously burnt.

I make albino's looked tanned.

Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 24, 2013, 04:58:37 PM
the royal babby arrived on the HOTTEST DAY ON RECORD for the UK. 33 degrees Celsius.

the leathery looking people are everywhere.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 24, 2013, 04:59:17 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 24, 2013, 04:58:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:56:59 PM
How?  There's no sun there.

Someone kept saying that it was bright and I spontaneously burnt.

I make albino's looked tanned.

there are a lot of ginger kids hiding under rocks the last week or so.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 05:00:29 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2013, 04:58:37 PM
the royal babby arrived on the HOTTEST DAY ON RECORD for the UK. 33 degrees Celsius.

the leathery looking people are everywhere.

47C here the other day.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 24, 2013, 05:02:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 05:00:29 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2013, 04:58:37 PM
the royal babby arrived on the HOTTEST DAY ON RECORD for the UK. 33 degrees Celsius.

the leathery looking people are everywhere.

47C here the other day.

that is INHUMANE.  I got cranky once it hit 26.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 05:08:36 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2013, 05:02:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 05:00:29 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2013, 04:58:37 PM
the royal babby arrived on the HOTTEST DAY ON RECORD for the UK. 33 degrees Celsius.

the leathery looking people are everywhere.

47C here the other day.

that is INHUMANE.  I got cranky once it hit 26.

Um.  "Tucson".

We have complained the the uncaring universe, but nothing has been done.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 05:11:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 05:00:29 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2013, 04:58:37 PM
the royal babby arrived on the HOTTEST DAY ON RECORD for the UK. 33 degrees Celsius.

the leathery looking people are everywhere.

47C here the other day.

That's 117F for Americans, give or take 3 miles.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: GrannySmith on July 24, 2013, 05:11:42 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
MORE!!!!!  :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 05:13:00 PM
Quote from: GrannySmith on July 24, 2013, 05:11:42 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
MORE!!!!!  :lulz: :lulz:

Page 4.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Faust on July 24, 2013, 05:14:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:52:27 PM
Faust done in OP.

You Monster, mixing me up with the hated Turk. Everything is spot on though. Frankly I'm convinced that the only reason I haven't been shot is because only I know the locations of the pipe cleaners holding the server together.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 05:15:28 PM
Quote from: Faust on July 24, 2013, 05:14:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:52:27 PM
Faust done in OP.

You Monster, mixing me up with the hated Turk. Everything is spot on though. Frankly I'm convinced that the only reason I haven't been shot is because only I know the locations of the pipe cleaners holding the server together.

Who hates the Turks?  They're just trying to have a good time.

It's not easy having a good time in Anatolia. 
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Faust on July 24, 2013, 05:19:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 05:15:28 PM
Quote from: Faust on July 24, 2013, 05:14:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:52:27 PM
Faust done in OP.

You Monster, mixing me up with the hated Turk. Everything is spot on though. Frankly I'm convinced that the only reason I haven't been shot is because only I know the locations of the pipe cleaners holding the server together.

Who hates the Turks?  They're just trying to have a good time.

It's not easy having a good time in Anatolia.

We greeks despise the hated Turk. We give you olive oil and retsina, they give you kebabs and try to steal your wife. No one try to stealing wife as well as greeks, except maybe Italians .
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 05:27:00 PM
Quote from: Faust on July 24, 2013, 05:19:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 05:15:28 PM
Quote from: Faust on July 24, 2013, 05:14:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 04:52:27 PM
Faust done in OP.

You Monster, mixing me up with the hated Turk. Everything is spot on though. Frankly I'm convinced that the only reason I haven't been shot is because only I know the locations of the pipe cleaners holding the server together.

Who hates the Turks?  They're just trying to have a good time.

It's not easy having a good time in Anatolia.

We greeks despise the hated Turk. We give you olive oil and retsina, they give you kebabs and try to steal your wife. No one try to stealing wife as well as greeks, except maybe Italians .

Let's review history, shall we?

Persian Empire:  Famed for law and order.  Rights of citizens clearly defined.

Greece:  3-4 wise men at a time, plus 300,000 hairy barbarians.  Add Sparta, the North Korea of ancient times.  Joe Sixpack can be arrested for taking the day off.  Killed Socrates for suggesting that things could maybe be better.  Socrates agrees with this assessment, drinks poison.

War:  Empire brings law & order to Greece.  Greece wants neither.  Greece fights like mad bastards, then gets betrayed by their own (repeatedly).  City states get all butthurt, stop cooperating.  Persian empire rolls over them like Refridgerator Perry tackling a girl scout.  Greece remains butthurt until Romans show up, then pretend they were always Roman.  Then Persian empire shows up again.  Then Ottomans, then Turks.  Nobody knows why any of these folks wanted Greece in the first place.  It would be like invading Darfur.  All war all day, nothing to win.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Faust on July 24, 2013, 05:35:57 PM
Pretty Much. The funniest is the island I'm from (Crete) has been its own country, then part of Greece and back and forth every time shit hit the fan, or they got invaded.

But it only formally became part of Greece again 99 years ago, with the agreement that in 100 years time they can hold a referendum and if they aren't happy they can leave.

Leaving would mean they would take none of the Greek debt, and would be one of the wealthiest Mediterranean islands, so I'm pretty sure We'll see how that goes next year.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 05:41:02 PM
Quote from: Faust on July 24, 2013, 05:35:57 PM
Pretty Much. The funniest is the island I'm from (Crete) has been its own country, then part of Greece and back and forth every time shit hit the fan, or they got invaded.

But it only formally became part of Greece again 99 years ago, with the agreement that in 100 years time they can hold a referendum and if they aren't happy they can leave.

Leaving would mean they would take none of the Greek debt, and would be one of the wealthiest Mediterranean islands, so I'm pretty sure We'll see how that goes next year.

Pretty sure Greece isn't going to want to honor the deal, and I'm reasonably sure the Germans will back them on this.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Faust on July 24, 2013, 05:43:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 05:41:02 PM
Quote from: Faust on July 24, 2013, 05:35:57 PM
Pretty Much. The funniest is the island I'm from (Crete) has been its own country, then part of Greece and back and forth every time shit hit the fan, or they got invaded.

But it only formally became part of Greece again 99 years ago, with the agreement that in 100 years time they can hold a referendum and if they aren't happy they can leave.

Leaving would mean they would take none of the Greek debt, and would be one of the wealthiest Mediterranean islands, so I'm pretty sure We'll see how that goes next year.

Pretty sure Greece isn't going to want to honor the deal, and I'm reasonably sure the Germans will back them on this.

It would be hard for them to stop it, Especially with the Scottish Going to vote next year.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 06:15:32 PM
Quote from: Faust on July 24, 2013, 05:43:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 05:41:02 PM
Quote from: Faust on July 24, 2013, 05:35:57 PM
Pretty Much. The funniest is the island I'm from (Crete) has been its own country, then part of Greece and back and forth every time shit hit the fan, or they got invaded.

But it only formally became part of Greece again 99 years ago, with the agreement that in 100 years time they can hold a referendum and if they aren't happy they can leave.

Leaving would mean they would take none of the Greek debt, and would be one of the wealthiest Mediterranean islands, so I'm pretty sure We'll see how that goes next year.

Pretty sure Greece isn't going to want to honor the deal, and I'm reasonably sure the Germans will back them on this.

It would be hard for them to stop it, Especially with the Scottish Going to vote next year.

Yeah, well, grab onto your ass.  While I doubt Crete, etc, will see German paratroops, there are other methods of strongarming people.

Germany isn't going to allow that wealth to slip out of their fingers, leaving them with only the destitute mainland.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: GrannySmith on July 24, 2013, 06:40:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 05:13:00 PM
Quote from: GrannySmith on July 24, 2013, 05:11:42 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
MORE!!!!!  :lulz: :lulz:

Page 4.
more than that too i meant! though the history post is funny too :)
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Cuddlefish on July 24, 2013, 08:28:53 PM
Shit got buried a bit and didn't notice pg.4 till now. Laughing my ass off. These are good.

/emote
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 25, 2013, 03:41:41 AM
Ham sandwiches  :lulz:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Left on July 25, 2013, 07:07:21 AM
*raises glass*
Awesome, Rev.
Just awesome.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Richter on August 15, 2013, 02:29:08 AM
A quick note on the Good Reverend Roger:

The Roger of the forums is not the True Roger.  The True Roger does not exist in hearts or minds.  He is not cuddly, or friendly.  He is not YOUR personal Roger either.  Don't even go there.

He hates you.  Not friendly hate either.  A good Old Testament, cold roiling loathe.  Like a well greased Ahab afloat in a sea of bloated albino slugs.  Rapt and turgid in rage he smites about him without reservation or restriction.  All that his eyes fall upon is target to him, and all damage to the cheesy seething expanse is to his ends.  No pain is collateral, since he loathes all, every strike lands upon something he hates.

Do not consider or speak of him as a mad god though, more apt to say this god is mad.  Pissed off and perturbed.  Insensate and volatile.

This is the Roger you hear in the malls and streets, upon the roads and echoing out of the meeting rooms.  This is the true Roger.

Feel free to return to your "Cheetos" and beer.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 02:35:04 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 15, 2013, 03:02:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 05:47:45 PM
Stella:
Picture:  http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc322/fennario99/08232012-012-1.jpg
AKA:  Fagbasket

Stella is an anthropologist who studied Texans in their native habitat.  All contact was lost with the expedition in 2006, and the worst is feared.  Her preliminary reports indicated that Texans are in fact technically human, in that they can breed with humans, but in her words "that's about it".  She reported that they have a crude system of government that seems to involve shouting a lot and male domination of females, with the full support of many of the females.  Later this year, she will be declared legally dead, on the 7th anniversary of her last dispatch.  Turn ons included rock n roll, turn offs included po'buckers.

Thank you!
*contemplates what legally dead people can DO. In TEXAS.*  :lulz:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2013, 03:07:42 PM
Just did Cain, back on page 1.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: LMNO on October 15, 2013, 04:33:48 PM
 :eek:
:lulz:

That was great.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2013, 04:42:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 15, 2013, 04:33:48 PM
:eek:
:lulz:

That was great.

Still have to do Net, and anyone else who wants one.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 15, 2013, 07:11:57 PM
I love that one.  :lol:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2013, 07:12:23 PM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 15, 2013, 07:11:57 PM
I love that one.  :lol:

Good.  You get to do mine.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Cain on October 15, 2013, 08:18:14 PM
-
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Telarus on October 16, 2013, 02:21:28 AM
Why haven't I clicked this before now  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:


(http://homemadecity.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/mittens-on-light-blue.jpg)

I'd love one.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2013, 01:01:59 PM
Well, I have to start a new page for Net, anyway, on account of character limits, so why not?
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: hooplala on October 24, 2013, 12:44:08 AM
Me! Me!
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 24, 2013, 12:44:58 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on October 24, 2013, 12:44:08 AM
Me! Me!

Oh, yeah.   :lulz:

You and Net, tomorrow morning.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: hooplala on October 24, 2013, 12:47:20 AM
Squee!
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 24, 2013, 05:46:33 PM
PD's Criminal Element and Other Unsavory Characters

Hoopla
Picture:  No known photographs exist.
AKA:  The Baron

Hoopla is a porn adjuster in Toronto.  It's a little known field, but a crucial one, at least to Some People.  What he does bears a little explanation.

Suppose you're driving to work, and you have a pornography.  You're okay, but the other driver is a mess.  Both vehicles are hopelessy tangled together, still making odd noises.  The police stand around weeping and gnashing their teeth in rage because there's nothing they can charge you with.  50 years ago, you would have been fucking NICKED, my son, but this is a more enlightened time, you see.

You've already called your agent, and due to the extreme nature of the pornography, they say they're sending an adjuster out to look things over on the spot.  Afraid?  You should be. 

10 minutes later, a Smartcar pulls up, and an enormous bald freak unfolds out of it like a time-lapse flim of a prolapse.  Your brain locks with fear.  The man walks up and looks over the pornography.  "Yep", he says, "This definitely needs the air brush."

Your family never hears from you again.

Net
Photo:  Pending
AKA: The White Weasel, Frank Luke, Ron Jeremy

Net is an action hero.  He saves the children, in 30 minutes minus this little word from our sponsors.  Net is faster than a speeding building.  He can jump over bullets with a single bound.  He was a member of the JLA, but there was this little accident, see, where the Invisible Man was doing Wonder Woman on the roof.  Net got a little anxious...He couldn't see the Invisible Man, of course, and he mistook Wonder Woman's flailing as a sort of a "come hither" thing.  Net isn't a man to waste time, so he flew down there at the speed of sound and got busy.  Still not seeing the Invisible Man.  Who is expected to fully recover in due time.

Telarus
Photo:  Pending
AKA:  No known aliases.

Telarus is a tractor porn fiend from Hawaii.  Having been asked to leave, he settled in Portland, where his vices are not considered too spectacular.  By day, he is a mild-mannered barista with a Brad Pitt hat and a sweater vest...But by night, he is TELARUS, KING OF THE PAINT HUFFERS.  His people follow him fanatically for reasons unknown, and do whatever he says.  WHATEVER he says.  He himself does not huff paint.  No.  His urges are stronger and more atavistic.  He is a bestial man, and nobody walks the streets at night.  At least not twice.

His turn ons include Pavarati and tulip cultivation.  His turn offs include vice detectives and the Comstock Act.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: LMNO on October 24, 2013, 05:51:26 PM
"time-lapse film of a prolapse"


:horrormirth:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 24, 2013, 05:53:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 24, 2013, 05:51:26 PM
"time-lapse film of a prolapse"


:horrormirth:

My head is kinda all full of angry midgets and stuff.  I can't help it.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 24, 2013, 06:04:35 PM
Added Telarus.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Bu🤠ns on October 24, 2013, 06:07:16 PM
Lol this Is quite silly
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 24, 2013, 06:08:10 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on October 24, 2013, 06:07:16 PM
Lol this Is quite silly

I warn people of the dangers here and I'm silly.   :|

It makes me wonder, Burns, what you're UP TO.

Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Bu🤠ns on October 24, 2013, 06:15:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 24, 2013, 06:08:10 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on October 24, 2013, 06:07:16 PM
Lol this Is quite silly

I warn people of the dangers here and I'm silly.   :|

It makes me wonder, Burns, what you're UP TO.



Oh just minding my own...and now realize I must hide my lizard from ECH.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: LMNO on October 24, 2013, 06:18:12 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on October 24, 2013, 06:15:03 PM
I must hide my lizard from ECH.

Is that an obscure sports term?
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on October 24, 2013, 07:10:10 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 24, 2013, 06:18:12 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on October 24, 2013, 06:15:03 PM
I must hide my lizard from ECH.

Is that an obscure sports term?


:lmnuendo:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: hooplala on October 24, 2013, 07:44:48 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 24, 2013, 05:53:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 24, 2013, 05:51:26 PM
"time-lapse film of a prolapse"


:horrormirth:

My head is kinda all full of angry midgets and stuff.  I can't help it.

It's pure poetry... funny how you never notice this shit when you're actually living it.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 24, 2013, 07:45:13 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on October 24, 2013, 07:44:48 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 24, 2013, 05:53:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 24, 2013, 05:51:26 PM
"time-lapse film of a prolapse"


:horrormirth:

My head is kinda all full of angry midgets and stuff.  I can't help it.

It's pure poetry... funny how you never notice this shit when you're actually living it.

:lol:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Telarus on October 25, 2013, 01:54:04 AM
 :lol: Excellent.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Chucklemaster on December 01, 2013, 03:27:52 AM
We won't ever know what is up with Hirley0, will we?
I like them, nonetheless.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2013, 04:17:01 AM
Quote from: zer0n on December 01, 2013, 03:27:52 AM
We won't ever know what is up with Hirley0, will we?
I like them, nonetheless.

Actually, we do.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Faust on December 01, 2013, 11:56:35 AM
Quote from: zer0n on December 01, 2013, 03:27:52 AM
We won't ever know what is up with Hirley0, will we?
I like them, nonetheless.
When we switched servers a year ago there was already something living in the new one
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Chucklemaster on December 02, 2013, 02:40:25 AM
Quote from: Faust on December 01, 2013, 11:56:35 AM
Quote from: zer0n on December 01, 2013, 03:27:52 AM
We won't ever know what is up with Hirley0, will we?
I like them, nonetheless.
When we switched servers a year ago there was already something living in the new one

Someone with a unique way of posting?
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: LMNO on December 02, 2013, 01:37:00 PM
You'd post that way two if you were simultaneously living in different universes.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2013, 02:04:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 02, 2013, 01:37:00 PM
You'd post that way two if you were simultaneously living in different universes.

At last count.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: LMNO on December 02, 2013, 02:06:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 02, 2013, 01:37:00 PM
You'd post that way two if you were simultaneously living in different universes.

Holy crap, I haven't had enough sleep if I missed that.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2013, 02:07:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 02, 2013, 02:06:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 02, 2013, 01:37:00 PM
You'd post that way two if you were simultaneously living in different universes.

Holy crap, I haven't had enough sleep if I missed that.

I was assuming the Hirley0 Effect.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: LMNO on December 02, 2013, 02:14:54 PM
Um... yeah.  That's right.  It was intentional.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2014, 08:08:16 PM
Does this need an update?  We've had some new people, but I am jetlagged and fucked up on little yellow pills, so I can't be trusted.  Name names, and show me to the microphone.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: minuspace on March 05, 2014, 01:03:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2014, 08:08:16 PM
Does this need an update?  We've had some new people, but I am jetlagged and fucked up on little yellow pills, so I can't be trusted.  Name names, and show me to the microphone.
I'm positive he means the pilsner.  Keep calm.  Carry on.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 05, 2014, 01:45:53 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on March 05, 2014, 01:03:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2014, 08:08:16 PM
Does this need an update?  We've had some new people, but I am jetlagged and fucked up on little yellow pills, so I can't be trusted.  Name names, and show me to the microphone.
I'm positive he means the pilsner.  Keep calm.  Carry on.

No I fucking don't.  I mean drugs. 
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: minuspace on March 05, 2014, 09:45:44 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 05, 2014, 01:45:53 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on March 05, 2014, 01:03:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2014, 08:08:16 PM
Does this need an update?  We've had some new people, but I am jetlagged and fucked up on little yellow pills, so I can't be trusted.  Name names, and show me to the microphone.
I'm positive he means the pilsner.  Keep calm.  Carry on.

No I fucking don't.  I mean drugs.
I always get the pinks and yellows all mixed up - tricky, but fun.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Luna on March 11, 2014, 01:12:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2014, 08:08:16 PM
Does this need an update?  We've had some new people, but I am jetlagged and fucked up on little yellow pills, so I can't be trusted.  Name names, and show me to the microphone.

I was promised one.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2014, 01:15:23 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 11, 2014, 01:12:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2014, 08:08:16 PM
Does this need an update?  We've had some new people, but I am jetlagged and fucked up on little yellow pills, so I can't be trusted.  Name names, and show me to the microphone.

I was promised one.

Whoops!  Yeah, give me today & possibly tomorrow.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Luna on March 11, 2014, 02:13:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2014, 01:15:23 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 11, 2014, 01:12:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2014, 08:08:16 PM
Does this need an update?  We've had some new people, but I am jetlagged and fucked up on little yellow pills, so I can't be trusted.  Name names, and show me to the microphone.

I was promised one.

Whoops!  Yeah, give me today & possibly tomorrow.

No sweat, inspiration hits when it hits.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: BadBeast on March 17, 2014, 12:10:57 PM
Guess who's back .. . . . ?
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Eater of Clowns on March 17, 2014, 01:02:10 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 17, 2014, 12:10:57 PM
Guess who's back .. . . . ?

Hey, BadBeast. Good to see you.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 17, 2014, 03:52:31 PM
Okay, that's two I gotta do.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: BadBeast on March 18, 2014, 09:07:54 PM
Hey EoC, Rog, just sticking me head round the door. Y'all good?
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2014, 10:46:36 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 18, 2014, 09:07:54 PM
Hey EoC, Rog, just sticking me head round the door. Y'all good?

That's three I gotta do.

:lulz:

Yeah, I'm more or less functional.  Which at my age is really all you can ask for.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: BadBeast on March 19, 2014, 04:17:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2014, 10:46:36 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 18, 2014, 09:07:54 PM
Hey EoC, Rog, just sticking me head round the door. Y'all good?

That's three I gotta do.


:lulz:


Yeah, I'm more or less functional.  Which at my age is really all you can ask for.
Oh come on, I'm (pretty sure) I'm even older than you are, and only just approaching my prime.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: minuspace on March 22, 2014, 08:29:39 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 19, 2014, 04:17:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2014, 10:46:36 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 18, 2014, 09:07:54 PM
Hey EoC, Rog, just sticking me head round the door. Y'all good?

That's three I gotta do.


:lulz:


Yeah, I'm more or less functional.  Which at my age is really all you can ask for.
Oh come on, I'm (pretty sure) I'm even older than you are, and only just approaching my prime.
Oh sawsages,
QuoteMethuselah is the proper name given to the second oldest known Great Basin Bristlecone Pine in California's Ancient Bristlecone Pine Forest. It germinated in 2832 BC and was for many years considered the world's oldest living tree, until the 2013 announcement of the discovery of an older bristlecone pine
:lulz:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2014, 03:47:34 PM
The Hoi Polloi

Luna
Picture:
  Pending
Aka: The Final Critic

Luna is a Providence spag who spent her childhood as the entire Weather Underground.  The horrible truth about this is that she was never "fighting the power", whe was instead "bored on a Saturday Night™".  When she'd had enough of that, she blew up her roomies to cover her tracks and then went into the theater industry.  Luna now reviews broadway shows, usually leading to the suicides of lead role divas, directors, and the occasional stage hand.  Her turn ons include short firemen.  Her turn offs include "revisions" of Evita and "new interpretations" of The Nutcracker.

Badbeast
Picture:
  Pending
Aka: The Lambeth Road Terror, Curry Truck Junkie, Jack the Ripper

Badbeast started his career as "Sawney Beane" (google it).  This activity led to Badbeast inventing curry, which has become a staple of the English diet.  Perfecting the recipe led to the infamous "Jack the Ripper" legend, although Badbeast - being a royalist - felt really bad about Empress Victoria's kid getting the blame, even if unofficially.  Badbeast's head contains what is basically a sodden mass of chips & lager, and his rages are legendary.  He is not unlike those Rottweilers that eat babies...He can't help it, it's just his nature.  Rumor has it that he has recenty fallen in with P3ntagram and Junkenstein, the ramifications of which boggle the mind with horror.  His turn ons include England sinking.  His turn offs include Margaret Thatcher, Echo & the Bunnymen, and Stardust.

Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Luna on March 24, 2014, 05:43:28 PM
Guilty as charged.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 26, 2014, 06:19:58 PM
me me me me?
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2014, 10:00:52 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 26, 2014, 06:19:58 PM
me me me me?

Okay.  Probably Friday.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: BadBeast on March 31, 2014, 02:09:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2014, 03:47:34 PM
The Hoi Polloi


Badbeast
Picture:
  Pending
Aka: The Lambeth Road Terror, Curry Truck Junkie, Jack the Ripper

Badbeast started his career as "Sawney Beane" (google it).  This activity led to Badbeast inventing curry, which has become a staple of the English diet.  Perfecting the recipe led to the infamous "Jack the Ripper" legend, although Badbeast - being a royalist - felt really bad about Empress Victoria's kid getting the blame, even if unofficially.  Badbeast's head contains what is basically a sodden mass of chips & lager, and his rages are legendary.  He is not unlike those Rottweilers that eat babies...He can't help it, it's just his nature.  Rumor has it that he has recenty fallen in with P3ntagram and Junkenstein, the ramifications of which boggle the mind with horror.  His turn ons include England sinking.  His turn offs include Margaret Thatcher, Echo & the Bunnymen, and Stardust.


That shit deserves a picture. So . . .  (http://i1254.photobucket.com/albums/hh610/barbeleth/fishing/glam_zps4a7aa53a.jpg)
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 31, 2014, 02:09:51 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 06, 2014, 11:55:13 PM
(http://i.lvme.me/gpg3k75.jpg)


I'm lost. Who the fuck are all you people?
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Pæs on July 07, 2014, 12:05:05 AM
Hey there, new guy!
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 07, 2014, 12:05:50 AM
OH MY GOD IASON'S BACK! IA! IA!
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 07, 2014, 01:17:21 AM
He musta run outta Indiana.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Luna on July 07, 2014, 02:51:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 07, 2014, 01:17:21 AM
He musta run outta Indiana.

Impossible.  Indiana is nothing but endless cornfields, broken up with the occasional soybean patch for "variety."  And one big, honking racetrack in the middle to keep the rednecks from slaughtering each other.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 07, 2014, 02:59:45 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 07, 2014, 02:51:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 07, 2014, 01:17:21 AM
He musta run outta Indiana.

Impossible.  Indiana is nothing but endless cornfields, broken up with the occasional soybean patch for "variety."  And one big, honking racetrack in the middle to keep the rednecks from slaughtering each other.

No, I mean they must all be dead.  Iason has one FUCK of a work ethic.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 07, 2014, 03:40:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 07, 2014, 02:59:45 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 07, 2014, 02:51:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 07, 2014, 01:17:21 AM
He musta run outta Indiana.

Impossible.  Indiana is nothing but endless cornfields, broken up with the occasional soybean patch for "variety."  And one big, honking racetrack in the middle to keep the rednecks from slaughtering each other.

No, I mean they must all be dead.  Iason has one FUCK of a work ethic.

He's pretty thorough.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: LMNO on July 07, 2014, 12:32:07 PM
Heya, oldspag!
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Suu on July 07, 2014, 06:00:15 PM
When I was on my train trip, Iason found out that I was in Indiana for a few hours passing through.

The horror I had to endure was indescribable. I've never been so happy to be in Ohio in my life.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 07, 2014, 07:38:12 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 07, 2014, 02:51:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 07, 2014, 01:17:21 AM
He musta run outta Indiana.

Impossible.  Indiana is nothing but endless cornfields, broken up with the occasional soybean patch for "variety."  And one big, honking racetrack in the middle to keep the rednecks from slaughtering each other.

Don't forget about the meth labs. We've got plenty of those. And apparently we've suddenly got a heroin problem. This state's just full of fun.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Telarus on July 20, 2014, 06:07:58 PM
Welcome back  :fnord:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 19, 2015, 05:16:39 PM
Boop

(http://www.catpictures.co/pictures/Boop.jpg)
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Ⅎuᴉzz on February 19, 2015, 01:01:40 AM
I am so late to this party. Where'd everybody go?
I mean, in general. This place isn't so active.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2015, 03:03:36 AM
Quote from: Ⅎuᴉzz on February 19, 2015, 01:01:40 AM
I am so late to this party. Where'd everybody go?
I mean, in general. This place isn't so active.

Here we go again.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Ⅎuᴉzz on February 19, 2015, 10:40:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2015, 03:03:36 AM
Quote from: Ⅎuᴉzz on February 19, 2015, 01:01:40 AM
I am so late to this party. Where'd everybody go?
I mean, in general. This place isn't so active.

Here we go again.

I'm thinking people like you are the reason this place is dead.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2015, 01:15:58 PM
Quote from: Ⅎuᴉzz on February 19, 2015, 10:40:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2015, 03:03:36 AM
Quote from: Ⅎuᴉzz on February 19, 2015, 01:01:40 AM
I am so late to this party. Where'd everybody go?
I mean, in general. This place isn't so active.

Here we go again.

I'm thinking people like you are the reason this place is dead.

Hello, poptard.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 19, 2015, 01:34:35 PM
Man, that didn't take long.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2015, 02:55:51 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 19, 2015, 01:34:35 PM
Man, that didn't take long.

He has this weird compulsion.  PD, as with any Discordian crowd, attracts its share of weirdos.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on February 19, 2015, 03:01:37 PM
Quote from: Ⅎuᴉzz on February 19, 2015, 10:40:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2015, 03:03:36 AM
Quote from: Ⅎuᴉzz on February 19, 2015, 01:01:40 AM
I am so late to this party. Where'd everybody go?
I mean, in general. This place isn't so active.

Here we go again.

I'm thinking people like you are the reason this place is dead.

Are you shitting me? The place ain't dead firstly. And secondly would you please elaborate on how you have managed to come to your conclusion "new guy"?
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 19, 2015, 03:01:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2015, 02:55:51 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 19, 2015, 01:34:35 PM
Man, that didn't take long.

He has this weird compulsion.  PD, as with any Discordian crowd, attracts its share of weirdos.

It's a sad hobby, but

Actually, I can't think of anything else to say about it.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Meunster on July 23, 2015, 05:13:46 AM
You guys have a legit problem with making new people feel welcome. Anyone whom is slightly immature you label poptart and ban.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2015, 05:17:37 AM
Quote from: Meunster on July 23, 2015, 05:13:46 AM
You guys have a legit problem with making new people feel welcome. Anyone whom is slightly immature you label poptart and ban.

That's because we aren't good people.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on July 23, 2015, 07:09:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2015, 05:17:37 AM
Quote from: Meunster on July 23, 2015, 05:13:46 AM
You guys have a legit problem with making new people feel welcome. Anyone whom is slightly immature you label poptart and ban.

That's because we aren't good people.

Tradition just is what it is. That's why it's traditional. You're not poptart right Meunster? Shit for all I know I could be poptart. Shit's complicated.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Faust on July 23, 2015, 07:21:21 AM
Quote from: Meunster on July 23, 2015, 05:13:46 AM
You guys have a legit problem with making new people feel welcome. Anyone whom is slightly immature you label poptart and ban.
Not so much any more.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2015, 06:21:22 PM
*waits for the big reveal*
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Cain on July 23, 2015, 06:24:50 PM
(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/57249512.jpg)
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Meunster on July 23, 2015, 07:11:55 PM
Im not taking anymore pictures of me with signs
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2015, 07:32:03 PM
Quote from: Meunster on July 23, 2015, 07:11:55 PM
Im not taking anymore pictures of me with signs

That's the only way to be safe.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: hooplala on July 23, 2015, 09:24:04 PM
Quote from: Meunster on July 23, 2015, 05:13:46 AM
You guys have a legit problem with making new people feel welcome. Anyone whom is slightly immature you label poptart and ban.

I'm still not convinced you aren't Poptart working on his long con.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: hooplala on July 23, 2015, 09:25:44 PM
Quote from: Meunster on July 23, 2015, 05:13:46 AM
You guys have a legit problem with making new people feel welcome. Anyone whom is slightly immature you label poptart and ban.

Also, the reason may need work, but you can't argue with the results!
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 24, 2015, 03:49:40 AM
Quote from: Meunster on July 23, 2015, 05:13:46 AM
You guys have a legit problem with making new people feel welcome. Anyone whom is slightly immature you label poptart and ban.

Not true

you're still here.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2015, 03:52:43 AM
 :lulz:

And THAT, ladies & gentlemen, is why we call Nigel "The Chairperson of the Board".
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 24, 2015, 03:53:32 AM
:thanks:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: LMNO on July 24, 2015, 01:41:48 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 24, 2015, 03:49:40 AM
Quote from: Meunster on July 23, 2015, 05:13:46 AM
You guys have a legit problem with making new people feel welcome. Anyone whom is slightly immature you label poptart and ban.

Not true

you're still here.


(http://trummdrug.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/burn_treatment.jpg)
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on July 24, 2015, 03:48:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 24, 2015, 01:41:48 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 24, 2015, 03:49:40 AM
Quote from: Meunster on July 23, 2015, 05:13:46 AM
You guys have a legit problem with making new people feel welcome. Anyone whom is slightly immature you label poptart and ban.

Not true

you're still here.


(http://trummdrug.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/burn_treatment.jpg)

:lulz:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: minuspace on July 25, 2015, 02:16:09 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/2a/4d/b3/2a4db371003dd9eb0b06588ddd6f6bcd.jpg)
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 24, 2015, 03:48:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 24, 2015, 01:41:48 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 24, 2015, 03:49:40 AM
Quote from: Meunster on July 23, 2015, 05:13:46 AM
You guys have a legit problem with making new people feel welcome. Anyone whom is slightly immature you label poptart and ban.

Not true

you're still here.


(http://trummdrug.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/burn_treatment.jpg)

:lulz:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 11, 2016, 03:34:53 AM
Hay everbody!
Is everyone still kicking?
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Freeky on May 11, 2016, 03:59:37 AM
Iptuous!  Hey!

Mostly, yeah. Yourself?
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Eater of Clowns on May 11, 2016, 04:00:48 AM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on May 11, 2016, 03:34:53 AM
Hay everbody!
Is everyone still kicking?
Heya Ippie! Not many of us left but it's good to see you.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2016, 04:02:47 AM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on May 11, 2016, 03:34:53 AM
Hay everbody!
Is everyone still kicking?

Not really.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 11, 2016, 04:14:37 AM
That bad, huh?
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2016, 04:15:46 AM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on May 11, 2016, 04:14:37 AM
That bad, huh?

Look around.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Cain on May 11, 2016, 04:22:00 AM
I died in an an unfortunate dissertation related accident, and so have given my account over to a bot which approximates my posts based on my previous posting history.

Not really, but my fingers have not fully recovered yet.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Junkenstein on May 11, 2016, 09:30:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2016, 04:15:46 AM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on May 11, 2016, 04:14:37 AM
That bad, huh?

Look around.

Got to say it's cleaner and more sensible. I can't recall the last time we did 250+ pages of DRUGSDRUGSDRUGS.

Even the Nazi quota seems lower than usual.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: LMNO on May 11, 2016, 12:54:14 PM
On the other hand, G.Q.Pennyworth has been killing it with her Large Words series.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2016, 05:17:17 PM
I have a BOOK.

Somebody still needs to volunteer to check it over for me, btdubs.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on May 14, 2016, 02:46:31 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2016, 05:17:17 PM
I have a BOOK.

Somebody still needs to volunteer to check it over for me, btdubs.

I don't know how much I can actually help, but I will happily read through a few times and make a list of possible edit notes or other impressions to go over with you.

Just PM me any pertinent links here and I'll make a point of checking back at least once a day. Other than preparations in the process of moving out of my apartment  (I'm getting roomies to save costs and stop being a hermit) and a few scheduled social doings I don't actually have much on my agenda through the end of May and need something to DO anyway.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: trix on September 24, 2016, 02:40:24 AM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on May 11, 2016, 03:34:53 AM
Hay everbody!
Is everyone still kicking?

Not sure how I missed this thread but HELLO IPTUOUS!  I'm months late but I do miss your unfortunately agreeable nature.

Also, i was labelled poptart but I was NOT banned and I'm very immature.

I feel ripped off.

Also also, +1 on the Big Words praise!
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Freeky on September 24, 2016, 03:09:01 AM
Is that One Punch Man, trix?  A guy I watch on youtube makes references to that show, constantly.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: trix on September 24, 2016, 03:11:02 AM
Quote from: Freeky on September 24, 2016, 03:09:01 AM
Is that One Punch Man, trix?  A guy I watch on youtube makes references to that show, constantly.

Yes!  Saitama is one of my personal heroes.

The only fictional one, as it happens.

ETA: OPM is also the only anime I watch, the only Manga I read, and the only Webcomic I religiously follow.  I say this to express my obsession with this brilliant story.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Freeky on September 24, 2016, 03:14:46 AM
Cool beans. 
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Elder Iptuous on July 07, 2017, 09:01:30 PM
Everyone still kickin?
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: hooplala on July 07, 2017, 09:05:54 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on July 07, 2017, 09:01:30 PM
Everyone still kickin?

I was kicking some people earlier today, as a matter of fact.  Good to see you again, Iptuous.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: LMNO on July 07, 2017, 09:22:14 PM
Heya!
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Elder Iptuous on July 07, 2017, 09:38:47 PM
 8)
Nice.  So whats the haps around here these days? We still at eachothers throats in a charming way?
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: hooplala on July 07, 2017, 09:51:28 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on July 07, 2017, 09:38:47 PM
8)
Nice.  So whats the haps around here these days? We still at eachothers throats in a charming way?

Yep. All ten of us.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Elder Iptuous on July 07, 2017, 09:55:26 PM
Well at least the cool kids are around, right?
I figured itd be active since the world is hilarious now.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: hooplala on July 07, 2017, 10:55:19 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on July 07, 2017, 09:55:26 PM
Well at least the cool kids are around, right?
I figured itd be active since the world is hilarious now.

This is our age.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Junkenstein on July 07, 2017, 11:54:54 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 07, 2017, 09:51:28 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on July 07, 2017, 09:38:47 PM
8)
Nice.  So whats the haps around here these days? We still at eachothers throats in a charming way?

Yep. All ten of us.

Ten? Which fuck pushed us into double digits? Fetch the ropes and horses we've got a ritual sacrifice to make.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 10, 2017, 06:21:16 PM
Hey Ippy, nice to see you poke your head in to these parts!

This place has actually been remarkably not throat-punchy lately. These are interesting times and that leaves less idle time for bickering. And, dare I say it, the board seems to be mellowing as everyone slides into being middle-aged.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: hooplala on July 10, 2017, 06:29:11 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on July 10, 2017, 06:21:16 PM
Hey Ippy, nice to see you poke your head in to these parts!

This place has actually been remarkably not throat-punchy lately. These are interesting times and that leaves less idle time for bickering. And, dare I say it, the board seems to be mellowing as everyone slides into being middle-aged.

Fuck yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2017, 11:16:55 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 10, 2017, 06:29:11 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on July 10, 2017, 06:21:16 PM
Hey Ippy, nice to see you poke your head in to these parts!

This place has actually been remarkably not throat-punchy lately. These are interesting times and that leaves less idle time for bickering. And, dare I say it, the board seems to be mellowing as everyone slides into being middle-aged.

Fuck yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou

Stop worrying and learn to love the Geritol.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: hooplala on July 10, 2017, 11:44:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2017, 11:16:55 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 10, 2017, 06:29:11 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on July 10, 2017, 06:21:16 PM
Hey Ippy, nice to see you poke your head in to these parts!

This place has actually been remarkably not throat-punchy lately. These are interesting times and that leaves less idle time for bickering. And, dare I say it, the board seems to be mellowing as everyone slides into being middle-aged.

Fuck yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou

Stop worrying and learn to love the Geritol.

I did get angry at young people wearing shorts in March this year... and there seem to be quite a few episodes of Matlock and Murder She Wrote on my PVR that I don't remember recording, so....
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2017, 11:49:33 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 10, 2017, 11:44:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2017, 11:16:55 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 10, 2017, 06:29:11 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on July 10, 2017, 06:21:16 PM
Hey Ippy, nice to see you poke your head in to these parts!

This place has actually been remarkably not throat-punchy lately. These are interesting times and that leaves less idle time for bickering. And, dare I say it, the board seems to be mellowing as everyone slides into being middle-aged.

Fuck yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou

Stop worrying and learn to love the Geritol.

I did get angry at young people wearing shorts in March this year... and there seem to be quite a few episodes of Matlock and Murder She Wrote on my PVR that I don't remember recording, so....

Let me know when you have an NPR-driven "lost weekend" and get all strung out on Garrison Keiler.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: hooplala on July 10, 2017, 11:53:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2017, 11:49:33 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 10, 2017, 11:44:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2017, 11:16:55 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 10, 2017, 06:29:11 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on July 10, 2017, 06:21:16 PM
Hey Ippy, nice to see you poke your head in to these parts!

This place has actually been remarkably not throat-punchy lately. These are interesting times and that leaves less idle time for bickering. And, dare I say it, the board seems to be mellowing as everyone slides into being middle-aged.

Fuck yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou

Stop worrying and learn to love the Geritol.

I did get angry at young people wearing shorts in March this year... and there seem to be quite a few episodes of Matlock and Murder She Wrote on my PVR that I don't remember recording, so....

Let me know when you have an NPR-driven "lost weekend" and get all strung out on Garrison Keiler.

Is that "and now you know the rest of the story" guy?
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2017, 11:55:51 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 10, 2017, 11:53:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2017, 11:49:33 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 10, 2017, 11:44:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2017, 11:16:55 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 10, 2017, 06:29:11 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on July 10, 2017, 06:21:16 PM
Hey Ippy, nice to see you poke your head in to these parts!

This place has actually been remarkably not throat-punchy lately. These are interesting times and that leaves less idle time for bickering. And, dare I say it, the board seems to be mellowing as everyone slides into being middle-aged.

Fuck yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou

Stop worrying and learn to love the Geritol.

I did get angry at young people wearing shorts in March this year... and there seem to be quite a few episodes of Matlock and Murder She Wrote on my PVR that I don't remember recording, so....

Let me know when you have an NPR-driven "lost weekend" and get all strung out on Garrison Keiler.

Is that "and now you know the rest of the story" guy?

No, that's Paul Harvey, who was a total cunt and should have been tossed into a powered laundry mangle.

Garrison Keilor did the "Lake Wobegon" series. 

"Well, that's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average."
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Elder Iptuous on July 12, 2017, 04:32:12 AM
And garrison isnt on it anymore, which is a shame. Except for his singing. Dont miss that a bit.
Im now 39 and divorced, so i guess mid life hits square.
Still not as old as tgrr though. :D
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 12, 2017, 04:52:50 AM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on July 12, 2017, 04:32:12 AM
And garrison isnt on it anymore, which is a shame. Except for his singing. Dont miss that a bit.
Im now 39 and divorced, so i guess mid life hits square.
Still not as old as tgrr though. :D

Nobody is as old as me.  I am the most ancient, tenacious piece of human waste in the entire West.
Title: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Goddess Eris on June 08, 2018, 08:29:51 PM
[emoji491]
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: hooplala on August 27, 2018, 11:57:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 24, 2013, 05:46:33 PM
PD's Criminal Element and Other Unsavory Characters

Hoopla
Picture:  No known photographs exist.
AKA:  The Baron

Hoopla is a porn adjuster in Toronto.  It's a little known field, but a crucial one, at least to Some People.  What he does bears a little explanation.

Suppose you're driving to work, and you have a pornography.  You're okay, but the other driver is a mess.  Both vehicles are hopelessy tangled together, still making odd noises.  The police stand around weeping and gnashing their teeth in rage because there's nothing they can charge you with.  50 years ago, you would have been fucking NICKED, my son, but this is a more enlightened time, you see.

You've already called your agent, and due to the extreme nature of the pornography, they say they're sending an adjuster out to look things over on the spot.  Afraid?  You should be. 

10 minutes later, a Smartcar pulls up, and an enormous bald freak unfolds out of it like a time-lapse flim of a prolapse.  Your brain locks with fear.  The man walks up and looks over the pornography.  "Yep", he says, "This definitely needs the air brush."

Your family never hears from you again.

Net
Photo:  Pending
AKA: The White Weasel, Frank Luke, Ron Jeremy

Net is an action hero.  He saves the children, in 30 minutes minus this little word from our sponsors.  Net is faster than a speeding building.  He can jump over bullets with a single bound.  He was a member of the JLA, but there was this little accident, see, where the Invisible Man was doing Wonder Woman on the roof.  Net got a little anxious...He couldn't see the Invisible Man, of course, and he mistook Wonder Woman's flailing as a sort of a "come hither" thing.  Net isn't a man to waste time, so he flew down there at the speed of sound and got busy.  Still not seeing the Invisible Man.  Who is expected to fully recover in due time.

Telarus
Photo:  Pending
AKA:  No known aliases.

Telarus is a tractor porn fiend from Hawaii.  Having been asked to leave, he settled in Portland, where his vices are not considered too spectacular.  By day, he is a mild-mannered barista with a Brad Pitt hat and a sweater vest...But by night, he is TELARUS, KING OF THE PAINT HUFFERS.  His people follow him fanatically for reasons unknown, and do whatever he says.  WHATEVER he says.  He himself does not huff paint.  No.  His urges are stronger and more atavistic.  He is a bestial man, and nobody walks the streets at night.  At least not twice.

His turn ons include Pavarati and tulip cultivation.  His turn offs include vice detectives and the Comstock Act.

"a Smartcar pulls up, and an enormous bald freak unfolds out of it like a time-lapse flim of a prolapse."

That's poetry.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 28, 2018, 01:25:11 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 27, 2018, 11:57:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 24, 2013, 05:46:33 PM
PD's Criminal Element and Other Unsavory Characters

Hoopla
Picture:  No known photographs exist.
AKA:  The Baron

Hoopla is a porn adjuster in Toronto.  It's a little known field, but a crucial one, at least to Some People.  What he does bears a little explanation.

Suppose you're driving to work, and you have a pornography.  You're okay, but the other driver is a mess.  Both vehicles are hopelessy tangled together, still making odd noises.  The police stand around weeping and gnashing their teeth in rage because there's nothing they can charge you with.  50 years ago, you would have been fucking NICKED, my son, but this is a more enlightened time, you see.

You've already called your agent, and due to the extreme nature of the pornography, they say they're sending an adjuster out to look things over on the spot.  Afraid?  You should be. 

10 minutes later, a Smartcar pulls up, and an enormous bald freak unfolds out of it like a time-lapse flim of a prolapse.  Your brain locks with fear.  The man walks up and looks over the pornography.  "Yep", he says, "This definitely needs the air brush."

Your family never hears from you again.

Net
Photo:  Pending
AKA: The White Weasel, Frank Luke, Ron Jeremy

Net is an action hero.  He saves the children, in 30 minutes minus this little word from our sponsors.  Net is faster than a speeding building.  He can jump over bullets with a single bound.  He was a member of the JLA, but there was this little accident, see, where the Invisible Man was doing Wonder Woman on the roof.  Net got a little anxious...He couldn't see the Invisible Man, of course, and he mistook Wonder Woman's flailing as a sort of a "come hither" thing.  Net isn't a man to waste time, so he flew down there at the speed of sound and got busy.  Still not seeing the Invisible Man.  Who is expected to fully recover in due time.

Telarus
Photo:  Pending
AKA:  No known aliases.

Telarus is a tractor porn fiend from Hawaii.  Having been asked to leave, he settled in Portland, where his vices are not considered too spectacular.  By day, he is a mild-mannered barista with a Brad Pitt hat and a sweater vest...But by night, he is TELARUS, KING OF THE PAINT HUFFERS.  His people follow him fanatically for reasons unknown, and do whatever he says.  WHATEVER he says.  He himself does not huff paint.  No.  His urges are stronger and more atavistic.  He is a bestial man, and nobody walks the streets at night.  At least not twice.

His turn ons include Pavarati and tulip cultivation.  His turn offs include vice detectives and the Comstock Act.

"a Smartcar pulls up, and an enormous bald freak unfolds out of it like a time-lapse flim of a prolapse."

That's poetry.

I write the world I want to live in.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Capeditiea on September 02, 2018, 05:12:05 PM
...i wonder if i will get a part in Dok's world. :D
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2018, 10:08:50 PM
Quote from: Capeditiea on September 02, 2018, 05:12:05 PM
...i wonder if i will get a part in Dok's world. :D

I suppose I should do some more.

Perhaps later tonight.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 03, 2018, 07:31:11 AM
Capeditiea
Picture:  Capeditiea cannot be filmed, for technical reasons.
AKA: The Rabbi

We call Capeditiea "The Rabbi", because she keeps us right with The Law.  No, you will not exceed 299,792,458 m/s in a vacuum.  Yes, you will move forward in time.  You will leave those impossible futures and pasts that never happened alone.  That's just garbage left over from being this close to something as big as the sun.  You warp the mass, you warp the time, and there is nothing that's good for you in all that mess.  It's bad physics.  Sin.  Capeditiea's job is to strip that sin off of you, and given the sheer amount of that sin, she can hardly be blamed if she occasionally strips the real past off of someone.  Someone like you.

But she isn't going to just throw you back out into the world without a past, so she finds a past that's not too egregiously wrong/impossible, and staples it right onto you.  So that's why you're living in a reality where Donald Trump is president and Nazis are running around.  Don't get mad at her, it was the only thing left in the bin.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Capeditiea on September 03, 2018, 08:25:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 03, 2018, 07:31:11 AM
Capeditiea
Picture:  Capeditiea cannot be filmed, for technical reasons.
AKA: The Rabbi

We call Capeditiea "The Rabbi", because she keeps us right with The Law.  No, you will not exceed 299,792,458 m/s in a vacuum.  Yes, you will move forward in time.  You will leave those impossible futures and pasts that never happened alone.  That's just garbage left over from being this close to something as big as the sun.  You warp the mass, you warp the time, and there is nothing that's good for you in all that mess.  It's bad physics.  Sin.  Capeditiea's job is to strip that sin off of you, and given the sheer amount of that sin, she can hardly be blamed if she occasionally strips the real past off of someone.  Someone like you.

But she isn't going to just throw you back out into the world without a past, so she finds a past that's not too egregiously wrong/impossible, and staples it right onto you.  So that's why you're living in a reality where Donald Trump is president and Nazis are running around.  Don't get mad at her, it was the only thing left in the bin.


:O you know me so well. :O
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2018, 09:47:43 PM
Quote from: Capeditiea on September 03, 2018, 08:25:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 03, 2018, 07:31:11 AM
Capeditiea
Picture:  Capeditiea cannot be filmed, for technical reasons.
AKA: The Rabbi

We call Capeditiea "The Rabbi", because she keeps us right with The Law.  No, you will not exceed 299,792,458 m/s in a vacuum.  Yes, you will move forward in time.  You will leave those impossible futures and pasts that never happened alone.  That's just garbage left over from being this close to something as big as the sun.  You warp the mass, you warp the time, and there is nothing that's good for you in all that mess.  It's bad physics.  Sin.  Capeditiea's job is to strip that sin off of you, and given the sheer amount of that sin, she can hardly be blamed if she occasionally strips the real past off of someone.  Someone like you.

But she isn't going to just throw you back out into the world without a past, so she finds a past that's not too egregiously wrong/impossible, and staples it right onto you.  So that's why you're living in a reality where Donald Trump is president and Nazis are running around.  Don't get mad at her, it was the only thing left in the bin.


:O you know me so well. :O

I am the last Holy Man™ in this country.  It's my job to know these things.

Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Capeditiea on September 05, 2018, 07:50:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2018, 09:47:43 PM
Quote from: Capeditiea on September 03, 2018, 08:25:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 03, 2018, 07:31:11 AM
Capeditiea
Picture:  Capeditiea cannot be filmed, for technical reasons.
AKA: The Rabbi

We call Capeditiea "The Rabbi", because she keeps us right with The Law.  No, you will not exceed 299,792,458 m/s in a vacuum.  Yes, you will move forward in time.  You will leave those impossible futures and pasts that never happened alone.  That's just garbage left over from being this close to something as big as the sun.  You warp the mass, you warp the time, and there is nothing that's good for you in all that mess.  It's bad physics.  Sin.  Capeditiea's job is to strip that sin off of you, and given the sheer amount of that sin, she can hardly be blamed if she occasionally strips the real past off of someone.  Someone like you.

But she isn't going to just throw you back out into the world without a past, so she finds a past that's not too egregiously wrong/impossible, and staples it right onto you.  So that's why you're living in a reality where Donald Trump is president and Nazis are running around.  Don't get mad at her, it was the only thing left in the bin.


:O you know me so well. :O

I am the last Holy Man™ in this country.  It's my job to know these things.

you do a damn well great job at it. :D
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Fujikoma on September 28, 2018, 07:20:29 AM
Only read this page for now but it seems like you folks are still being creative, I need to catch up on recent happenings before I start trolling again, maybe I won't. Still trying to figure out which thread I say "Well..." (sighs, the stubs out a cig, continuing in a deep, gravely voice) "This is what happened, kid... see, your mom, had a thing for birthday cakes... no, not the good kind, the kind that blow up for no goddamn reason."

*long pause, as he inhales deeply, then coughs a spatter of blood on the dimly lit table*

"You see, Chucky Cheese, he likes his privacy, you dig? And when a few of his establishments go boom, he starts to get paranoid, starts to wonder who to cut... I kin tell ya, kiddo, ya don't want that freak cyborg tryin'a shove a knife up yer ass, seen it happen too many times. What we wanna know is, where's the rest of tha bombs?"
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2018, 04:56:24 PM
Quote from: Fujikoma on September 28, 2018, 07:20:29 AM
Only read this page for now but it seems like you folks are still being creative, I need to catch up on recent happenings before I start trolling again, maybe I won't.

It won't matter.  The reason the last few of us don't bother posting creative work here anymore, is that poptard-style trolling makes it tiresome.

So just go ahead and go nuts.  This is finally the Discordia you wanted.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Fujikoma on September 28, 2018, 05:49:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2018, 04:56:24 PM
Quote from: Fujikoma on September 28, 2018, 07:20:29 AM
Only read this page for now but it seems like you folks are still being creative, I need to catch up on recent happenings before I start trolling again, maybe I won't.

It won't matter.  The reason the last few of us don't bother posting creative work here anymore, is that poptard-style trolling makes it tiresome.

So just go ahead and go nuts.  This is finally the Discordia you wanted.

Oh shit, really? Also, what's a poptard? Sounds delicious. The Discordia I wanted was one where people could have open discussion. I remember you, Doctor, very glad you're still alive, even if you are a dick. I left because some of you were far to easy to poke and get a gush of hatred out of, not because I disliked any of you as a person.

During that time, well, there have been some, significant setbacks and changes. I won a court case, representing myself, the judge was like, "Omg, les ipsa loquitor!"... except, well, it was a disability case I didn't even want to be filing in the first place, but, it doesn't make me a terrible person to have done so. Quite humbled me to have found myself in that situation, zero regrets though, I learned quite a lot from other persons who quite often get demonized.

EDIT: I should have said "fellow persons" instead of "other persons"... alas.

EDIT again: maybe it sounds odd, but I finally felt at home for once, and as usual, fled it before any possibility of persecution because past trauma. It's like, ok, you're crazy and have learning disabilities, finally, someone I have something in common with. Can't form attachments because past trauma turns me into a weeping, shiverring heap constantly and leaves me with anxiety wondering when the other shoe is gonna drop. Lot easier when you don't give a shit about the person that's going to inevitably and horribly betray your trust, which is quite difficult to arrange with any shred of empathy.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2018, 01:19:26 AM
Quote from: Fujikoma on September 28, 2018, 05:49:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2018, 04:56:24 PM
Quote from: Fujikoma on September 28, 2018, 07:20:29 AM
Only read this page for now but it seems like you folks are still being creative, I need to catch up on recent happenings before I start trolling again, maybe I won't.

It won't matter.  The reason the last few of us don't bother posting creative work here anymore, is that poptard-style trolling makes it tiresome.

So just go ahead and go nuts.  This is finally the Discordia you wanted.

Oh shit, really? Also, what's a poptard? Sounds delicious. The Discordia I wanted was one where people could have open discussion. I remember you, Doctor, very glad you're still alive, even if you are a dick. I left because some of you were far to easy to poke and get a gush of hatred out of, not because I disliked any of you as a person.

During that time, well, there have been some, significant setbacks and changes. I won a court case, representing myself, the judge was like, "Omg, les ipsa loquitor!"... except, well, it was a disability case I didn't even want to be filing in the first place, but, it doesn't make me a terrible person to have done so. Quite humbled me to have found myself in that situation, zero regrets though, I learned quite a lot from other persons who quite often get demonized.

EDIT: I should have said "fellow persons" instead of "other persons"... alas.

EDIT again: maybe it sounds odd, but I finally felt at home for once, and as usual, fled it before any possibility of persecution because past trauma. It's like, ok, you're crazy and have learning disabilities, finally, someone I have something in common with. Can't form attachments because past trauma turns me into a weeping, shiverring heap constantly and leaves me with anxiety wondering when the other shoe is gonna drop. Lot easier when you don't give a shit about the person that's going to inevitably and horribly betray your trust, which is quite difficult to arrange with any shred of empathy.

I will just betray you right now and get rid of the horrible anxiety of waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Fujikoma on September 29, 2018, 02:39:30 AM
No, you won't. You know how I know? In your shoe, is a small device. I press this button, you get the worst case of restless leg syndrome in the galaxy. You will never sleep again, unless you like dreaming about kung fu movies.

EDIT: I've had a series of rather, interesting learning experiences since we last talked, interesting being a light word, though this isn't really the thread for that.

Second edit: This is for you, Roger, and several others. I dunno if it will appease your wrathful disposition, and frankly, I tried, so I shouldn't care, except I do.

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,38487.0.html
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2018, 07:13:15 AM
Quote from: Fujikoma on September 29, 2018, 02:39:30 AM
No, you won't. You know how I know? In your shoe, is a small device. I press this button, you get the worst case of restless leg syndrome in the galaxy. You will never sleep again, unless you like dreaming about kung fu movies.

Son, I have pills.  Real good pills.  You could light my legs on fire, and I would notice until I'd hit the snooze alarm twice.

Quote
Second edit: This is for you, Roger, and several others. I dunno if it will appease your wrathful disposition, and frankly, I tried, so I shouldn't care, except I do.

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,38487.0.html

What wrath?  This is my ground state.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Fujikoma on September 29, 2018, 07:32:14 AM
Nothing else to say but <3
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Fujikoma on September 29, 2018, 07:40:40 AM
I'm so, weirded out that Kevin would betray you though, honestly, you sound like a good sort of boss, I've had, many bosses, some good, most, either middling-horrible. That you just write it off with a simple "You shit." is pretty fucking awesome.

EDIT: I guess a lot of people just don't get much experience with a bottom of the barrel boss, so they're like, I hate this guy, he's so demanding, he makes me work so hard... protip: you don't have to do a lot of hard work if you fucking get it right the first time and move on, to other, also complicated matters. I enjoyed reading your statement about hauling a cinder block up five flights of stairs, then back down. You're right, the end product of the labor involved is zero.

EDIT AGAIN: Suppose I should elaborate, I've had, lazy bosses, but a respected that, hey, if shit didn't get done, it was their ass that got roasted, not mine... I've had busy bosses, those are bad, because cinderblock theory, after enough hauling of cinderblocks, you stop to ask, wait, look, the first move seemed a spur of the moment thing, then you turned around right after it, and wanted everything changed around again, have you considered that maybe, instead of busting our asses, we could take a few moments to think about whether it's even worth it to change things at this point? No offence but it seems like we keep doing a bunch of needless shit."
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Fujikoma on September 29, 2018, 08:14:59 AM
My favorite boss was a huge, demanding dickhead, no shit, but the dude had pull, if you needed someone to cover for you because you got drunk the night before, then shaved your legs and had the pricklies under your skin, he'd be like, "Well, that's a lot of fucking gay, how long is it going to take for the pricklies to go away enough before you come into work?", so you could realistically call in sick because you got in a fight with a bouncer, I once had to, came in too early, you know how injuries are, accidents that normally would never happen, happen involving that specific area. No shit, had my face all bandaged up and some dude, as I'm trying to haul some shit, just, throws a box of freaking auto parts, it was a heavy one, he was thinking he was throwing at nothing, but it hit me square in the nose and I was like, oh fuck, ow... ow... oh god, and he's apologizing, like it's going to mysteriously make it better.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on December 14, 2018, 02:42:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2018, 04:56:24 PM
Quote from: Fujikoma on September 28, 2018, 07:20:29 AM
Only read this page for now but it seems like you folks are still being creative, I need to catch up on recent happenings before I start trolling again, maybe I won't.

It won't matter.  The reason the last few of us don't bother posting creative work here anymore, is that poptard-style trolling makes it tiresome.

If not here, then where?
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Don Coyote on December 16, 2018, 01:59:13 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on December 14, 2018, 02:42:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2018, 04:56:24 PM
Quote from: Fujikoma on September 28, 2018, 07:20:29 AM
Only read this page for now but it seems like you folks are still being creative, I need to catch up on recent happenings before I start trolling again, maybe I won't.

It won't matter.  The reason the last few of us don't bother posting creative work here anymore, is that poptard-style trolling makes it tiresome.

If not here, then where?

Like we'd actually tell the trolls?
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on December 16, 2018, 01:38:51 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on December 16, 2018, 01:59:13 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on December 14, 2018, 02:42:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2018, 04:56:24 PM
It won't matter.  The reason the last few of us don't bother posting creative work here anymore, is that poptard-style trolling makes it tiresome.

If not here, then where?

Like we'd actually tell the trolls?

Curious.  The context of your post belies its content.  Your signature contains a link to your RPG-related blog, which is, generally speaking, the sort of thing I was asking about.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Don Coyote on December 16, 2018, 08:00:50 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on December 16, 2018, 01:38:51 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on December 16, 2018, 01:59:13 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on December 14, 2018, 02:42:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2018, 04:56:24 PM
It won't matter.  The reason the last few of us don't bother posting creative work here anymore, is that poptard-style trolling makes it tiresome.

If not here, then where?

Like we'd actually tell the trolls?

Curious.  The context of your post belies its content.  Your signature contains a link to your RPG-related blog, which is, generally speaking, the sort of thing I was asking about.

Yeah, well, I don't actually give a shit about trolls finding my blog. What are they going to do? Post mean things about how I have badwrongfun in D&D?
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on December 16, 2018, 11:02:11 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on December 16, 2018, 08:00:50 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on December 16, 2018, 01:38:51 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on December 16, 2018, 01:59:13 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on December 14, 2018, 02:42:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2018, 04:56:24 PM
It won't matter.  The reason the last few of us don't bother posting creative work here anymore, is that poptard-style trolling makes it tiresome.

If not here, then where?

Like we'd actually tell the trolls?

Curious.  The context of your post belies its content.  Your signature contains a link to your RPG-related blog, which is, generally speaking, the sort of thing I was asking about.

Yeah, well, I don't actually give a shit about trolls finding my blog. What are they going to do? Post mean things about how I have badwrongfun in D&D?

So what's your stake in all this?
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 16, 2018, 11:45:22 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on December 16, 2018, 11:02:11 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on December 16, 2018, 08:00:50 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on December 16, 2018, 01:38:51 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on December 16, 2018, 01:59:13 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on December 14, 2018, 02:42:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2018, 04:56:24 PM
It won't matter.  The reason the last few of us don't bother posting creative work here anymore, is that poptard-style trolling makes it tiresome.

If not here, then where?

Like we'd actually tell the trolls?

Curious.  The context of your post belies its content.  Your signature contains a link to your RPG-related blog, which is, generally speaking, the sort of thing I was asking about.

Yeah, well, I don't actually give a shit about trolls finding my blog. What are they going to do? Post mean things about how I have badwrongfun in D&D?

So what's your stake in all this?

He's Welsh.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Don Coyote on December 17, 2018, 01:24:29 AM
jhgfjhfjkhbm,nbjkhgkjhb,kjhukyfuyj
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on December 17, 2018, 01:42:21 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on December 17, 2018, 01:24:29 AM
jhgfjhfjkhbm,nbjkhgkjhb,kjhukyfuyj

...yes.  I.. uh... yes, exactly so.  I have a co-worker, he...um...says much the same thing.

Have a nice day.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on December 17, 2018, 02:34:17 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on December 17, 2018, 01:42:21 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on December 17, 2018, 01:24:29 AM
jhgfjhfjkhbm,nbjkhgkjhb,kjhukyfuyj

...yes.  I.. uh... yes, exactly so.  I have a co-worker, he...um...says much the same thing.

Have a nice day.

See?  No vowels at all.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Cain on December 19, 2018, 05:38:40 PM
He's from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, you normies wouldn't understand
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Con-troll on December 19, 2018, 10:37:09 PM
How the fuck do you pronounce that quadruple L?
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Don Coyote on December 19, 2018, 10:39:38 PM
Quote from: Con-troll on December 19, 2018, 10:37:09 PM
How the fuck do you pronounce that quadruple L?

With your throat torn out on the inhale through your eyes.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Cain on December 21, 2018, 05:31:32 PM
Quote from: Con-troll on December 19, 2018, 10:37:09 PM
How the fuck do you pronounce that quadruple L?

It's probably akin to the sound a sheep makes when taken unawares by an amorous Welshman...so no idea, personally.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Fujikoma on December 30, 2018, 03:25:13 AM
OMFG WAT HAVE I DONE?~  :fap:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Filius Null on January 03, 2019, 02:21:13 AM
WHAT IS THIS PLACE? WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE? WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE? DID I MISS THE PARTY?  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on January 03, 2019, 02:32:05 AM
Quote from: Filius Null on January 03, 2019, 02:21:13 AM
WHAT IS THIS PLACE? WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE? WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE? DID I MISS THE PARTY?  :horrormirth:

Yeah, by about 12 years.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Filius Null on January 11, 2019, 12:24:20 AM
Ha I was here then actually, watching from the bushes. I thought this was the introductions thread, but as usual I was mistaken.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Cain on January 11, 2019, 04:38:17 PM
Quote from: Filius Null on January 11, 2019, 12:24:20 AM
Ha I was here then actually, watching from the bushes. I thought this was the introductions thread, but as usual I was mistaken.

It used to be even worse.  There was an intro thread but it wasn't stickied, and so people just used to post their own intros, wherever they felt like it.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: LMNO on January 11, 2019, 06:33:44 PM
By the way, hi everybody!
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Cain on January 11, 2019, 06:54:14 PM
Hi there new guy
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: LMNO on January 11, 2019, 07:35:23 PM
I heard there was a pool
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Cain on January 11, 2019, 09:34:08 PM
It's OUTSIDE
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: LMNO on January 14, 2019, 12:50:49 PM
I LEFT MY BIKE THERE
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Don Coyote on January 30, 2019, 03:59:11 AM
AND I SOLD IT TO BUY JEKHEM
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on January 30, 2019, 03:53:43 PM
Quote from: Filius Null on January 11, 2019, 12:24:20 AM
Ha I was here then actually, watching from the bushes. I thought this was the introductions thread, but as usual I was mistaken.

Naw, you gotta pay some heavy dues to get a write up in this thread.

I didn't do LMNO until he was killed by great white sharks in Montana, for example.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: LMNO on January 30, 2019, 04:03:57 PM
I'll miss that guy.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on January 30, 2019, 04:05:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 30, 2019, 04:03:57 PM
I'll miss that guy.

He was an ass, but he could sing and his wife was pretty.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on January 30, 2019, 04:16:51 PM
Very sad about her.  When the last of the Big Gay Cowboys fell, it was just her and the sharks.

I mean, her and 30 automated machine guns like in the second Aliens flick and a bazooka with a bayonet and the sharks.

Despite all that, numbers told...But as she was running out of ammunition, the radio crackled to life.

But then the season ended, and the next season was canceled in favor of a show about haunted pawn shop house-flippers, so nobody knows what happened to her.
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: LMNO on January 30, 2019, 04:37:42 PM
Some say that on moonless nights, when the wind dies down, you can still hear her, singing her battle song...




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on January 30, 2019, 07:09:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 30, 2019, 04:37:42 PM
Some say that on moonless nights, when the wind dies down, you can still hear her, singing her battle song...




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4


:hammer:
Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 03, 2021, 04:07:19 PM
Chaotic Neutral Observer

"CNO" as we call him, posts on this board from another, colder dimension.  He can do this because he knows how to rewire his TRS-80 for this reality, AND he is the only living person in any dimension who remembers how to to use the ATTRIBUTE command in DOS.  His is not a happy dimension...The World Trade Center was destroyed by terrorists, war is now the normal state of affairs, and some idiot gave Roger Whittaker a recording contract some decades ago.  Oh, and the superpower next to him elected some reality show host as president and is now overrun with Nazis.

You can see why he'd want to talk to someone else.  His reality is insane.  It stopped making sense way back in 1974, and it's gotten progressively worse.

Title: Re: Who's Who on PD.com
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on February 03, 2021, 05:01:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 03, 2021, 04:07:19 PM
He can do this because he knows how to rewire his TRS-80 for this reality,
I have this fucker upgraded to 16KB, and what I've done to the expansion interface would make both Lovecraft and Edison shit their pants.  Posthumously.

Needless to say, it wouldn't pass an IPC inspection.

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His is not a happy dimension...The World Trade Center was destroyed by terrorists, war is now the normal state of affairs, and some idiot gave Roger Whittaker a recording contract some decades ago.  Oh, and the superpower next to him elected some reality show host as president and is now overrun with Nazis.
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