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Title: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: phi on January 23, 2010, 07:28:40 PM
Yep, 8 more.

Which do you guys prefer, "hanged, drawn and quartered" or "feathered and tarred?"

I'll get my estate in order.
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: President Television on January 23, 2010, 07:43:05 PM
Ready the Rogermobile, we're gonna have barbecue tonight!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: phi on January 23, 2010, 10:02:47 PM
Okay, this is the post.

I'll fuel the fire for the uncreative types...

I am a vegetarian! :eek:
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Elder Iptuous on January 23, 2010, 10:04:19 PM
Quote from: phi on January 23, 2010, 10:02:47 PM
Okay, this is the post.

I'll fuel the fire for the uncreative types...

I am a vegetarian! :eek:

You're irrational
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: phi on January 23, 2010, 10:07:21 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 23, 2010, 10:04:19 PM
Quote from: phi on January 23, 2010, 10:02:47 PM
Okay, this is the post.

I'll fuel the fire for the uncreative types...

I am a vegetarian! :eek:

You're irrational

What's wrong with irrationality?
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Dimocritus on January 23, 2010, 11:24:47 PM
Quote from: phi on January 23, 2010, 10:02:47 PM
I am a vegetarian! :eek:

YOU ARE USELESS TO HUMANITY! NOT ONLY ARE YOU WEAK AND PALE, YOUR FLESH IS GAMEY AND TASTELESS!!! PLUS, YOUR FARTS REEK!!!!!! PEANUTS!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Dysnomia on January 23, 2010, 11:26:59 PM
Quote from: phi on January 23, 2010, 10:02:47 PM
Okay, this is the post.

I'll fuel the fire for the uncreative types...

I am a vegetarian! :eek:

So am I.  Who cares?

Lrn 2 moar offensive shitbag. 
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: phi on January 24, 2010, 12:29:36 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 23, 2010, 11:26:59 PM
Quote from: phi on January 23, 2010, 10:02:47 PM
Okay, this is the post.

I'll fuel the fire for the uncreative types...

I am a vegetarian! :eek:

So am I.  Who cares?

A surprising number of people. I have also interacted with someone who felt too strongly about plants to hurt them... They said they could feel their suffering. Honestly, it's not that absurd of a concept.

My throwing that out there is mostly a joke. Like if I said, "I'm an emigrant with an accent, but I got a job anyways!!!" The objections are usually amusing.
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Captain Utopia on January 24, 2010, 12:41:55 AM
Quote from: phi on January 24, 2010, 12:29:36 AM
I have also interacted with someone who felt too strongly about plants to hurt them... They said they could feel their suffering. Honestly, it's not that absurd of a concept.
No, it is quite absurd.
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: NotPublished on January 24, 2010, 12:45:55 AM
The eyes, they do not see!

Well if a plant could update its facebook status I'm sure we'd all be annoyed ... OH Wasn't there a Japanese project that was monitoring how plants 'feel' ? And it would tell you whether a plant was happy (fulfiled) or sad (unfulfiled)
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: phi on January 24, 2010, 12:46:25 AM
Quote from: FP on January 24, 2010, 12:41:55 AM
Quote from: phi on January 24, 2010, 12:29:36 AM
I have also interacted with someone who felt too strongly about plants to hurt them... They said they could feel their suffering. Honestly, it's not that absurd of a concept.
No, it is quite absurd.

Why?

As a side note, I should have said "relatively absurd."
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: phi on January 24, 2010, 12:49:04 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on January 24, 2010, 12:45:55 AM
The eyes, they do not see!

Well if a plant could update its facebook status I'm sure we'd all be annoyed ... OH Wasn't there a Japanese project that was monitoring how plants 'feel' ? And it would tell you whether a plant was happy (fulfiled) or sad (unfulfiled)


Imagine a plant's twitter account? "Insects are drilling into me," "A bird shit on me again today," "Another one of my neighbors was mutilated by a landscaper" 

Personally I hate plants. That's why I eat them. I want them to suffer!
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Dimocritus on January 24, 2010, 12:53:09 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on January 24, 2010, 12:45:55 AM
The eyes, they do not see!

Well if a plant could update its facebook status I'm sure we'd all be annoyed ... OH Wasn't there a Japanese project that was monitoring how plants 'feel' ? And it would tell you whether a plant was happy (fulfiled) or sad (unfulfiled)


http://www.life-enthusiast.com/twilight/research_emoto.htm

Happy reading. It's all utter hog-wash.

Also, a plants status update: Still in the same spot I was yesterday
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Pariah on January 24, 2010, 12:54:25 AM
    Oh, you didn't know? The whole fifty posts thing is a test. We flame you until you reach 500 posts, then you get access to the Friendship Subforum™. Here, we socialize, be nice to each other, sing fun songs, and play safe, fun games like Scrabble instead of that nasty "Werewolves." Lynching? Killing? Paranoia? Doesn't sounds like fun to me!
   It's also were the bulk of our content is. Once you get there make sure to check out TGRR's rant "Welcome to the Funhouse #8: All I ever need is a Hug! "
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: phi on January 24, 2010, 12:56:14 AM
Quote from: Pariah? on January 24, 2010, 12:54:25 AM
    Oh, you didn't know? The whole fifty posts thing is a test. We flame you until you reach 500 posts, then you get access to the Friendship Subforum™. Here, we socialize, be nice to each other, sing fun songs, and play safe, fun games like Scrabble instead of that nasty "Werewolves." Lynching? Killing? Paranoia? Doesn't sounds like fun to me!
   It's also were the bulk of our content is. Once you get there make sure to check out TGRR's rant "Welcome to the Funhouse #8: All I ever need is a Hug! "
:lulz:
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Dimocritus on January 24, 2010, 12:56:49 AM
Quote from: Pariah? on January 24, 2010, 12:54:25 AM
    Oh, you didn't know? The whole fifty posts thing is a test. We flame you until you reach 500 posts, then you get access to the Friendship Subforum™. Here, we socialize, be nice to each other, sing fun songs, and play safe, fun games like Scrabble instead of that nasty "Werewolves." Lynching? Killing? Paranoia? Doesn't sounds like fun to me!
   It's also were the bulk of our content is. Once you get there make sure to check out TGRR's rant "Welcome to the Funhouse #8: All I ever need is a Hug! "

:lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: NotPublished on January 24, 2010, 12:57:08 AM
Quote from: dimo on January 24, 2010, 12:53:09 AM

http://www.life-enthusiast.com/twilight/research_emoto.htm

Happy reading. It's all utter hog-wash.

Also, a plants status update: Still in the same spot I was yesterday

:lulz: "Discover the Miraculous Messages from Water"

.. Did it have to open up with -
QuoteWater has a very important message for us. Water is telling us to take a much deeper look at our selves.

Its like going to a chinese restraunt and they have HEALTHY & FRESH printed in front of some of the orders ... Just gives you pause for concern. (But you still get it anyway)

But it wasn't quite what I was talking about, I'll try find the website - I'm certain they made monitors to attach to the plant to monitor its levels/reactions etc unless I'm just making stuff up about the crazy Japs

http://www.javno.com/en-world/japanese-plant-writes-blog_196221 (http://www.javno.com/en-world/japanese-plant-writes-blog_196221) - heres the article


http://plant.bowls-cafe.jp/index.php (http://plant.bowls-cafe.jp/index.php) heres the blog ... In jap :(
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: phi on January 24, 2010, 01:01:33 AM
Quote from: dimo on January 23, 2010, 11:24:47 PM
Quote from: phi on January 23, 2010, 10:02:47 PM
I am a vegetarian! :eek:

YOU ARE USELESS TO HUMANITY! NOT ONLY ARE YOU WEAK AND PALE, YOUR FLESH IS GAMEY AND TASTELESS!!! PLUS, YOUR FARTS REEK!!!!!! PEANUTS!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, definitely, but you can eat my liver without toxic shock! Just think of it that way. I'm a good person to have around when cannibalism starts.
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Freeky on January 24, 2010, 01:09:32 AM
Quote from: Pariah? on January 24, 2010, 12:54:25 AM
    Oh, you didn't know? The whole fifty posts thing is a test. We flame you until you reach 500 posts, then you get access to the Friendship Subforum™. Here, we socialize, be nice to each other, sing fun songs, and play safe, fun games like Scrabble instead of that nasty "Werewolves." Lynching? Killing? Paranoia? Doesn't sounds like fun to me!
   It's also were the bulk of our content is. Once you get there make sure to check out TGRR's rant "Welcome to the Funhouse #8: All I ever need is a Hug! "

It's true! Really, it-

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: NotPublished on January 24, 2010, 01:11:41 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Pariah on January 24, 2010, 01:15:30 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 24, 2010, 01:09:32 AM
Quote from: Pariah? on January 24, 2010, 12:54:25 AM
    Oh, you didn't know? The whole fifty posts thing is a test. We flame you until you reach 500 posts, then you get access to the Friendship Subforum™. Here, we socialize, be nice to each other, sing fun songs, and play safe, fun games like Scrabble instead of that nasty "Werewolves." Lynching? Killing? Paranoia? Doesn't sounds like fun to me!
   It's also were the bulk of our content is. Once you get there make sure to check out TGRR's rant "Welcome to the Funhouse #8: All I ever need is a Hug! "

It's true! Really, it-

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

By the way it's your move on Clue Jr.
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Captain Utopia on January 24, 2010, 01:16:57 AM
Quote from: phi on January 24, 2010, 12:46:25 AM
Quote from: FP on January 24, 2010, 12:41:55 AM
Quote from: phi on January 24, 2010, 12:29:36 AM
I have also interacted with someone who felt too strongly about plants to hurt them... They said they could feel their suffering. Honestly, it's not that absurd of a concept.
No, it is quite absurd.

Why?

As a side note, I should have said "relatively absurd."

You have a friend who claims they have psychic powers and is able to talk to plants, who also apparently have feelings.  And you want me to explain why this is absurd?

Show up at your plant-whispering friends doorstep with a potted plant, a lighter and a blindfold, and do the research yourself.
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Freeky on January 24, 2010, 01:20:16 AM
Quote from: Pariah? on January 24, 2010, 01:15:30 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 24, 2010, 01:09:32 AM
Quote from: Pariah? on January 24, 2010, 12:54:25 AM
    Oh, you didn't know? The whole fifty posts thing is a test. We flame you until you reach 500 posts, then you get access to the Friendship Subforum™. Here, we socialize, be nice to each other, sing fun songs, and play safe, fun games like Scrabble instead of that nasty "Werewolves." Lynching? Killing? Paranoia? Doesn't sounds like fun to me!
   It's also were the bulk of our content is. Once you get there make sure to check out TGRR's rant "Welcome to the Funhouse #8: All I ever need is a Hug! "

It's true! Really, it-

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

By the way it's your move on Clue Jr.

Oh right. Col. Mustard did it in the bathroom with the lead pipe.
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Pariah on January 24, 2010, 01:32:27 AM
THIS IS CLUE JR. MADAME! WHAT KIND OF SICK GAME ARE YOU PULLING? MURDER WITH A CANDLESTICK?

We all know the one who hurt Mary Jay was Little Timmy in The Nap Room with the Tonka Truck!
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Freeky on January 24, 2010, 01:34:19 AM
 :lulz: I've never played clue jr.
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: phi on January 24, 2010, 01:35:37 AM
Quote from: Pariah? on January 24, 2010, 01:32:27 AM
THIS IS CLUE JR. MADAME! WHAT KIND OF SICK GAME ARE YOU PULLING? MURDER WITH A CANDLESTICK?

We all know the one who hurt Mary Jay was Little Timmy in The Nap Room with the Tonka Truck!

Wrong! It was Little Timmy in The Nap Room with allegations of "she touched me in the no no place..."
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Pariah on January 24, 2010, 01:37:15 AM
Once you see all the evidence when you get to 500 I hope you will reconsider
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Dysnomia on January 24, 2010, 02:34:45 AM
Quote from: phi on January 24, 2010, 12:29:36 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 23, 2010, 11:26:59 PM
Quote from: phi on January 23, 2010, 10:02:47 PM
Okay, this is the post.

I'll fuel the fire for the uncreative types...

I am a vegetarian! :eek:

So am I.  Who cares?

A surprising number of people. I have also interacted with someone who felt too strongly about plants to hurt them... They said they could feel their suffering. Honestly, it's not that absurd of a concept.

My throwing that out there is mostly a joke. Like if I said, "I'm an emigrant with an accent, but I got a job anyways!!!" The objections are usually amusing.

again.  plz to be more creative with your flameworthiness asswipe. 
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: phi on January 24, 2010, 03:30:51 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 24, 2010, 02:34:45 AM
Quote from: phi on January 24, 2010, 12:29:36 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 23, 2010, 11:26:59 PM
Quote from: phi on January 23, 2010, 10:02:47 PM
Okay, this is the post.

I'll fuel the fire for the uncreative types...

I am a vegetarian! :eek:

So am I.  Who cares?

A surprising number of people. I have also interacted with someone who felt too strongly about plants to hurt them... They said they could feel their suffering. Honestly, it's not that absurd of a concept.

My throwing that out there is mostly a joke. Like if I said, "I'm an emigrant with an accent, but I got a job anyways!!!" The objections are usually amusing.

again.  plz to be more creative with your flameworthiness asswipe. 

The level seems to be working for you.
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Dysnomia on January 24, 2010, 03:38:14 AM
Quote from: phi on January 24, 2010, 03:30:51 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 24, 2010, 02:34:45 AM
Quote from: phi on January 24, 2010, 12:29:36 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 23, 2010, 11:26:59 PM
Quote from: phi on January 23, 2010, 10:02:47 PM
Okay, this is the post.

I'll fuel the fire for the uncreative types...

I am a vegetarian! :eek:

So am I.  Who cares?

A surprising number of people. I have also interacted with someone who felt too strongly about plants to hurt them... They said they could feel their suffering. Honestly, it's not that absurd of a concept.

My throwing that out there is mostly a joke. Like if I said, "I'm an emigrant with an accent, but I got a job anyways!!!" The objections are usually amusing.

again.  plz to be more creative with your flameworthiness asswipe. 

The level seems to be working for you.

*yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn*

how am I supposed to properly flame you when you are so booringgggggggg...?
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: phi on January 24, 2010, 03:41:34 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 24, 2010, 03:38:14 AM
Quote from: phi on January 24, 2010, 03:30:51 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 24, 2010, 02:34:45 AM
Quote from: phi on January 24, 2010, 12:29:36 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 23, 2010, 11:26:59 PM
Quote from: phi on January 23, 2010, 10:02:47 PM
Okay, this is the post.

I'll fuel the fire for the uncreative types...

I am a vegetarian! :eek:

So am I.  Who cares?

A surprising number of people. I have also interacted with someone who felt too strongly about plants to hurt them... They said they could feel their suffering. Honestly, it's not that absurd of a concept.

My throwing that out there is mostly a joke. Like if I said, "I'm an emigrant with an accent, but I got a job anyways!!!" The objections are usually amusing.

again.  plz to be more creative with your flameworthiness asswipe. 

The level seems to be working for you.

*yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn*

how am I supposed to properly flame you when you are so booringgggggggg...?

You call that flaming? Are you serious? I'm the one who's starting to get bored here.
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Dysnomia on January 24, 2010, 03:43:40 AM
Quote from: phi on January 24, 2010, 03:41:34 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 24, 2010, 03:38:14 AM
Quote from: phi on January 24, 2010, 03:30:51 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 24, 2010, 02:34:45 AM
Quote from: phi on January 24, 2010, 12:29:36 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 23, 2010, 11:26:59 PM
Quote from: phi on January 23, 2010, 10:02:47 PM
Okay, this is the post.

I'll fuel the fire for the uncreative types...

I am a vegetarian! :eek:

So am I.  Who cares?

A surprising number of people. I have also interacted with someone who felt too strongly about plants to hurt them... They said they could feel their suffering. Honestly, it's not that absurd of a concept.

My throwing that out there is mostly a joke. Like if I said, "I'm an emigrant with an accent, but I got a job anyways!!!" The objections are usually amusing.

again.  plz to be more creative with your flameworthiness asswipe. 

The level seems to be working for you.

*yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn*

how am I supposed to properly flame you when you are so booringgggggggg...?

You call that flaming? Are you serious? I'm the one who's starting to get bored here.

nooooo!  I've been asking you to do more flameworthy stuff so I can actually flame you like I'm apparently supposed to. 

I mean.


GRRRRRRRRSPAG!!   :argh!:
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: President Television on January 24, 2010, 03:44:12 AM
Only 41 more posts til Clue Jr! Awright!
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: phi on January 24, 2010, 03:53:05 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 24, 2010, 03:43:40 AM

nooooo!  I've been asking you to do more flameworthy stuff so I can actually flame you like I'm apparently supposed to.  

I mean.

GRRRRRRRRSPAG!!   :argh!:

Hmm. Perhaps if you were a bit more inventive, you wouldn't have this problem. Why are you getting angry at me for your short comings?
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Dysnomia on January 24, 2010, 04:20:10 AM
Quote from: phi on January 24, 2010, 03:53:05 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 24, 2010, 03:43:40 AM

nooooo!  I've been asking you to do more flameworthy stuff so I can actually flame you like I'm apparently supposed to.  

I mean.

GRRRRRRRRSPAG!!   :argh!:

Hmm. Perhaps if you were a bit more inventive, you wouldn't have this problem. Why are you getting angry at me for your short comings?

it's not MY fault you suck at being a spag.
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Dysnomia on January 24, 2010, 04:24:19 AM
YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!!!


:argh!:

TAKE THAT YOU SCALYWAG! 
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Freeky on January 24, 2010, 04:25:21 AM
K-NNNNNNNIGGIT!
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: phi on January 24, 2010, 04:43:24 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 24, 2010, 04:24:19 AM
YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!!!


:argh!:

TAKE THAT YOU SCALYWAG! 
A couple flames in and you're already hiding your lack of creativity behind Monty Python?  I've seen water flame better than you.
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: phi on January 24, 2010, 04:45:12 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 24, 2010, 04:20:10 AM
Quote from: phi on January 24, 2010, 03:53:05 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 24, 2010, 03:43:40 AM

nooooo!  I've been asking you to do more flameworthy stuff so I can actually flame you like I'm apparently supposed to.  

I mean.

GRRRRRRRRSPAG!!   :argh!:

Hmm. Perhaps if you were a bit more inventive, you wouldn't have this problem. Why are you getting angry at me for your short comings?

it's not MY fault you suck at being a spag.

If the average spag flames as piss-poor as you do, then I guess that's a complement.
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Dysnomia on January 24, 2010, 05:16:47 AM
Quote from: phi on January 24, 2010, 04:45:12 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 24, 2010, 04:20:10 AM
Quote from: phi on January 24, 2010, 03:53:05 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 24, 2010, 03:43:40 AM

nooooo!  I've been asking you to do more flameworthy stuff so I can actually flame you like I'm apparently supposed to.  

I mean.

GRRRRRRRRSPAG!!   :argh!:

Hmm. Perhaps if you were a bit more inventive, you wouldn't have this problem. Why are you getting angry at me for your short comings?

it's not MY fault you suck at being a spag.

If the average spag flames as piss-poor as you do, then I guess that's a complement.

psstttttt a spag isn't really a compliment.  So judging by that, plus what I posted, that would mean I................?
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Dysnomia on January 24, 2010, 05:19:18 AM
Quote from: phi on January 24, 2010, 04:43:24 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 24, 2010, 04:24:19 AM
YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!!!


:argh!:

TAKE THAT YOU SCALYWAG! 
A couple flames in and you're already hiding your lack of creativity behind Monty Python?  I've seen water flame better than you.

:lulz:  awwww that was cute.


Honey, if I *really* wanted to flame you, you'd be burnt to a crisp.  <3
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 24, 2010, 05:43:57 AM
You know what?
Your face is stupid, your ass is huge, your hair is fucking dumb, I hate what you've done with your place and your shoes are god damned ugly.
Learn to dress and quit being so fat and retarded. You know every time I see one of your posts I either scroll right past it or think to myself "good gawd, this fucking douche tube again? why won't it just fucking DIE"
People like you are the reason bad things happen to good people. You're some kind of off-balancing piece of shit that just tears a hole in the whole god damned spectrum of life and creates a friggin mess out of everything.
Go stick your head in an unflushed toilet and just sit there. Just sit there for a while. Cause that's about all you're worth. A head in a toilet full of shit you fucking piss stained speedo on an 80 yr old leather skinned beer gut pedo creep at the beach!

Or you know, congrats on reaching 50 posts...


spag
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 24, 2010, 06:16:50 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 24, 2010, 03:38:14 AM
Quote from: phi on January 24, 2010, 03:30:51 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 24, 2010, 02:34:45 AM
Quote from: phi on January 24, 2010, 12:29:36 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 23, 2010, 11:26:59 PM
Quote from: phi on January 23, 2010, 10:02:47 PM
Okay, this is the post.

I'll fuel the fire for the uncreative types...

I am a vegetarian! :eek:

So am I.  Who cares?

A surprising number of people. I have also interacted with someone who felt too strongly about plants to hurt them... They said they could feel their suffering. Honestly, it's not that absurd of a concept.

My throwing that out there is mostly a joke. Like if I said, "I'm an emigrant with an accent, but I got a job anyways!!!" The objections are usually amusing.

again.  plz to be more creative with your flameworthiness asswipe. 

The level seems to be working for you.

*yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn*

how am I supposed to properly flame you when you are so booringgggggggg...?

Understand this: Explaining yourself, doing anything resembling actual communication, or expounding your views in any way to these deaf, hollow morons is pointless. Getting beyond 500 posts on this board wil most likely turn you into one of the clickish, elitist lot lizards here who spend their time posturing and shitting on people. But you're doing it right, keep bowing down and make them feel like they have some power over you, however empty that may be. One day perhaps, you too may play the game. Or perhaps you have a life.
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Freeky on January 24, 2010, 06:18:05 AM

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 24, 2010, 05:43:57 AM
You know what?
Your face is stupid, your ass is huge, your hair is fucking dumb, I hate what you've done with your place and your shoes are god damned ugly.
Learn to dress and quit being so fat and retarded. You know every time I see one of your posts I either scroll right past it or think to myself "good gawd, this fucking douche tube again? why won't it just fucking DIE"
People like you are the reason bad things happen to good people. You're some kind of off-balancing piece of shit that just tears a hole in the whole god damned spectrum of life and creates a friggin mess out of everything.
Go stick your head in an unflushed toilet and just sit there. Just sit there for a while. Cause that's about all you're worth. A head in a toilet full of shit you fucking piss stained speedo on an 80 yr old leather skinned beer gut pedo creep at the beach!

Or you know, congrats on reaching 50 posts...


spag

Don't be shy. Let all your feelings out. Tell us how you really feel.  :p

Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 24, 2010, 08:28:00 AM
 :wink:
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Dysnomia on January 24, 2010, 03:37:54 PM
SPAGGITYSPAGSPAG
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Pariah on January 24, 2010, 04:29:50 PM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 24, 2010, 03:44:12 AM
Only 41 more posts til Clue Jr! Awright!
You deserve it champ!
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: phi on January 24, 2010, 06:24:28 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 24, 2010, 05:43:57 AM
You know what?
Your face is stupid, your ass is huge, your hair is fucking dumb, I hate what you've done with your place and your shoes are god damned ugly.
Learn to dress and quit being so fat and retarded. You know every time I see one of your posts I either scroll right past it or think to myself "good gawd, this fucking douche tube again? why won't it just fucking DIE"
People like you are the reason bad things happen to good people. You're some kind of off-balancing piece of shit that just tears a hole in the whole god damned spectrum of life and creates a friggin mess out of everything.
Go stick your head in an unflushed toilet and just sit there. Just sit there for a while. Cause that's about all you're worth. A head in a toilet full of shit you fucking piss stained speedo on an 80 yr old leather skinned beer gut pedo creep at the beach!

hahahaha  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Absolutely brilliant. Sparkly could learn a thing or two from you.
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: President Television on January 24, 2010, 06:52:54 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 24, 2010, 05:43:57 AM
You're some kind of off-balancing piece of shit that just tears a hole in the whole god damned spectrum of life and creates a friggin mess out of everything.

Translation: You're one of us now.
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: phi on January 24, 2010, 07:04:18 PM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 24, 2010, 06:52:54 PM
You're some kind of off-balancing piece of shit that just tears a hole in the whole god damned spectrum of life and creates a friggin mess out of everything.

Funny, my mom used to tell me this all the time.... Linda?
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Dysnomia on January 24, 2010, 09:24:29 PM
Quote from: phi on January 24, 2010, 06:24:28 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 24, 2010, 05:43:57 AM
You know what?
Your face is stupid, your ass is huge, your hair is fucking dumb, I hate what you've done with your place and your shoes are god damned ugly.
Learn to dress and quit being so fat and retarded. You know every time I see one of your posts I either scroll right past it or think to myself "good gawd, this fucking douche tube again? why won't it just fucking DIE"
People like you are the reason bad things happen to good people. You're some kind of off-balancing piece of shit that just tears a hole in the whole god damned spectrum of life and creates a friggin mess out of everything.
Go stick your head in an unflushed toilet and just sit there. Just sit there for a while. Cause that's about all you're worth. A head in a toilet full of shit you fucking piss stained speedo on an 80 yr old leather skinned beer gut pedo creep at the beach!

hahahaha  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Absolutely brilliant. Sparkly could learn a thing or two from you.

:lol: you're funny.   :lol:
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: phi on January 24, 2010, 11:42:04 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 24, 2010, 09:24:29 PM
Quote from: phi on January 24, 2010, 06:24:28 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 24, 2010, 05:43:57 AM
You know what?
Your face is stupid, your ass is huge, your hair is fucking dumb, I hate what you've done with your place and your shoes are god damned ugly.
Learn to dress and quit being so fat and retarded. You know every time I see one of your posts I either scroll right past it or think to myself "good gawd, this fucking douche tube again? why won't it just fucking DIE"
People like you are the reason bad things happen to good people. You're some kind of off-balancing piece of shit that just tears a hole in the whole god damned spectrum of life and creates a friggin mess out of everything.
Go stick your head in an unflushed toilet and just sit there. Just sit there for a while. Cause that's about all you're worth. A head in a toilet full of shit you fucking piss stained speedo on an 80 yr old leather skinned beer gut pedo creep at the beach!

hahahaha  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Absolutely brilliant. Sparkly could learn a thing or two from you.

:lol: you're funny.   :lol:

Oh, was that sarcasm? Maybe if your mocking was better, it'd be clearer.
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: The Wizard on January 25, 2010, 01:18:10 AM
Congrats on the 50 posts. Also, they sometimes don't bother annihilating you on the 50th post. I never got my fifty post spanking, so you might not get yours.

Also, I'm 11 posts into Clue Jr.! Hells yes!
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: phi on January 25, 2010, 01:57:02 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 25, 2010, 01:18:10 AM
Congrats on the 50 posts. Also, they sometimes don't bother annihilating you on the 50th post. I never got my fifty post spanking, so you might not get yours.

Also, I'm 11 posts into Clue Jr.! Hells yes!
You... never said anything about not getting the five hundred post spanking :-/. Is there ass to spank at that point?

Maybe you only get annihilated when you lose Clue Jr? You become the victim in the next round.
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: President Television on January 25, 2010, 02:23:40 AM
Quote from: phi on January 25, 2010, 01:57:02 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 25, 2010, 01:18:10 AM
Congrats on the 50 posts. Also, they sometimes don't bother annihilating you on the 50th post. I never got my fifty post spanking, so you might not get yours.

Also, I'm 11 posts into Clue Jr.! Hells yes!
You... never said anything about not getting the five hundred post spanking :-/. Is there ass to spank at that point?

I'm not there yet, but I suspect that there is no spanking beyond 500 posts. Only hugs and glowing compliments.
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: phi on January 25, 2010, 06:55:54 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 24, 2010, 03:37:54 PM
SPAGGITYSPAGSPAG
It's amateur flaming meets Geocities!
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: phi on January 25, 2010, 11:49:56 AM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 25, 2010, 02:23:40 AM
Quote from: phi on January 25, 2010, 01:57:02 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 25, 2010, 01:18:10 AM
Congrats on the 50 posts. Also, they sometimes don't bother annihilating you on the 50th post. I never got my fifty post spanking, so you might not get yours.

Also, I'm 11 posts into Clue Jr.! Hells yes!
You... never said anything about not getting the five hundred post spanking :-/. Is there ass to spank at that point?

I'm not there yet, but I suspect that there is no spanking beyond 500 posts. Only hugs and glowing compliments.

I wonder if they require you to take some kind of oath...
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: LMNO on January 25, 2010, 01:43:24 PM
Ok, how about this:  You're a homophobic piece of shit who should die in a fire.  Next time you want to try and post something clever, why don't you jab a rust screwdriver into your larynx instead?
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 25, 2010, 05:02:08 PM
I vote to lynch phi. Yeah, I know the werewolf game is over and he wasn't playing anyways. But let's not let that stop us.
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2010, 07:58:24 PM
Phi is now infected.   :)
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: phi on January 26, 2010, 11:21:17 PM
Ah, yes! That's the warm welcoming I was looking for! Thank you all  :fap:

Enough of this shit.

By the way, I will make sure not to tell Bogus about Clue Jr.
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Dysnomia on January 27, 2010, 02:13:30 AM

Quote from: phi on January 25, 2010, 06:55:54 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 24, 2010, 03:37:54 PM
SPAGGITYSPAGSPAG
It's amateur flaming meets Geocities!

You shut your whore mouth before I shut it for you.  Assbag.

Kill yourself, you fucking waste of intert00bz.  No really.  I can suggest many, shall we say, creative ways to do so if you are too fucking stupid to figure it out yourself.  I really have no idea why your mom never aborted you when she found out she was pregnant with you.  Do yourself and everyone on this hellhole we call a planet a favor, and just hurl yourself into a piece of machinery ASAP.



There, that's as much of a lazy effort as I'll put forth into this.  Too busy being AWESOME because I kan haz rly rl career nao.  :fap:

Oh, and as a new member, you are obligated to post hawt pictures of yourself in spagbook. 
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: phi on January 27, 2010, 02:37:47 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 27, 2010, 02:13:30 AM
Kill yourself, you fucking waste of intert00bz.  No really.  I can suggest many, shall we say, creative ways to do so if you are too fucking stupid to figure it out yourself.  I really have no idea why your mom never aborted you when she found out she was pregnant with you.  Do yourself and everyone on this hellhole we call a planet a favor, and just hurl yourself into a piece of machinery ASAP.

Sure you said a lot of words, and the combination was technically unique, but... I felt the overall quality was lacking. There was nothing fine tailored to me individually or even the context at hand. You could have said that to anyone. For all I know, it was a copy and paste from another thread.

Let's contrast this to a better flame:

Quote from: LMNO on January 25, 2010, 01:43:24 PM
You're a homophobic piece of shit who should die in a fire.  Next time you want to try and post something clever, why don't you jab a rust screwdriver into your larynx instead?

Opens up with a bang; cuts right to the chase implanting in my mind this horrid scene of me, fecal matter afraid of homosexuals, dieing in a fire while knowing that somewhere out there LMNO is rejoicing. Then he personalizes it; just when I might be thinking he's talking about someone else, I read "Next time you want to try and post something clever, why don't you jab a rust screwdriver into your larynx instead?" Hook, line, and sinker. Not only is he saying I'm not clever, he is telling me to not even bother trying again; a feeling of worthlessness and deep despair sets in immediately. He leaves me despondently contemplating making my quietus with a rusty screwdriver. 

You have a lot to learn, Pinkie, a lot to learn.

Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 27, 2010, 02:13:30 AM
Oh, and as a new member, you are obligated to post hawt pictures of yourself in spagbook. 

Oh, does it matter if those photos are me with your mom? I can censor parts out, if I need to.
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Jasper on January 27, 2010, 06:51:04 AM
(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/22.jpg)
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 27, 2010, 06:55:10 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 27, 2010, 06:51:04 AM
(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/22.jpg)

I like this reply.

A+++++ WOULD READ/LOOK AT AGAIN
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: BabylonHoruv on January 27, 2010, 08:05:38 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 25, 2010, 01:18:10 AM
Congrats on the 50 posts. Also, they sometimes don't bother annihilating you on the 50th post. I never got my fifty post spanking, so you might not get yours.

Also, I'm 11 posts into Clue Jr.! Hells yes!

You and I started around the same time I think.  Maybe their spankers were a bit off at that point.  Although ECH did his best to make me feel three inches tall a bit later on, but I got the feeling that was more distate for me personally.
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Captain Utopia on January 27, 2010, 03:35:07 PM
Don't take it personally, whether or not you get spanked is just based upon everything you write or otherwise communicate.
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2010, 04:23:15 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on January 27, 2010, 08:05:38 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 25, 2010, 01:18:10 AM
Congrats on the 50 posts. Also, they sometimes don't bother annihilating you on the 50th post. I never got my fifty post spanking, so you might not get yours.

Also, I'm 11 posts into Clue Jr.! Hells yes!

You and I started around the same time I think.  Maybe their spankers were a bit off at that point.  Although ECH did his best to make me feel three inches tall a bit later on, but I got the feeling that was more distate for me personally.

Not necessarily...ECH is a horrible, horrible person.  If you came out of the situation with your neck and lower GI tract unruptured, he probably likes you.  I remember this one noob, back in the day, who really irritated him.  The noob's remains were delivered to the morgue in three Safeway bags and a few sponges, with a note wishing the coroner a good weekend.

Which I thought was a nice touch.  Politeness like that is a dying tradition.
Title: Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
Post by: Freeky on January 27, 2010, 10:10:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2010, 04:23:15 PM
Which I thought was a nice touch.  Politeness like that is a dying tradition.

This made me laugh.