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Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: Thurnez Isa on October 30, 2006, 01:01:32 AM

Title: some people are just stupid
Post by: Thurnez Isa on October 30, 2006, 01:01:32 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/Antique-Wooden-Tricycle-Possessed_W0QQitemZ170039433962QQihZ007QQcategoryZ1468QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item170039433962

EDIT: The top bid was 330 dollars US
and STILL the reserve was not met
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on October 30, 2006, 01:03:34 AM
A haunted tricycle?
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: Thurnez Isa on October 30, 2006, 01:04:26 AM
"It is sitting  in the living room, looks nice but... I must admit  there is something strange about it,  just a weird feeling and my dog and the cats won't go near it."


10 ppl bid on it
and the reserve was still not met
:lol:
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on October 30, 2006, 01:06:22 AM
I don't think I'm drunk enough to be amused by this.
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: Thurnez Isa on October 30, 2006, 01:08:13 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/RELIGIOUS-IMAGE-JESUS-CHRIST-sofa-wheel-protector_W0QQitemZ270026583437QQihZ017QQcategoryZ1447QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

the bidding of this one starting at 19 thousand dollars  :lol:
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: Thurnez Isa on October 30, 2006, 01:09:56 AM
NO NO
THIS ONE IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Handyman-Husband-or-Man-Servant-My-name-is-Del-im-fat_W0QQitemZ110032016481QQihZ001QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

its not succesful but is probably the most bizarre one ever
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: Jasper on October 30, 2006, 01:12:28 AM
I am inspired by this man's idiocy.

Inspired to get a job and go on a diet.
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 30, 2006, 03:08:20 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on October 30, 2006, 01:03:34 AM
A haunted tricycle?

I am in fucking AWE.
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: Messier Undertree on October 31, 2006, 06:35:37 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on October 30, 2006, 01:08:13 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/RELIGIOUS-IMAGE-JESUS-CHRIST-sofa-wheel-protector_W0QQitemZ270026583437QQihZ017QQcategoryZ1447QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

the bidding of this one starting at 19 thousand dollars  :lol:

QuoteI saw it straight away and I was wondering if you can see it too? Does this look like the face of Christ?  Turn it unside down and you can see another face , does this face look like God?.
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: Triple Zero on October 31, 2006, 11:06:03 AM
Quote from: davedim on October 31, 2006, 06:35:37 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on October 30, 2006, 01:08:13 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/RELIGIOUS-IMAGE-JESUS-CHRIST-sofa-wheel-protector_W0QQitemZ270026583437QQihZ017QQcategoryZ1447QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

the bidding of this one starting at 19 thousand dollars  :lol:

QuoteI saw it straight away and I was wondering if you can see it too? Does this look like the face of Christ?  Turn it unside down and you can see another face , does this face look like God?.

actually when i looked, the upsidedown image really looks like it's got a pipe coming out of its mouth (pointing the 'wrong' way though)
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: shajinn on November 06, 2006, 05:25:38 PM
in germany someone was selling "pope benedict cutlets" on ebay

quote: I didn´t dare eat them so they are still in my fridge...


highest bid: 308,Ǩ
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: hunter s.durden on November 06, 2006, 09:38:07 PM
If someone tells me they've seen a ghost, I pretty much discount everything they ever say to me again. Ever.

Am I being closed minded, or would you consider a good way of "cutting out the fat", socially speaking?
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 06, 2006, 09:55:32 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on November 06, 2006, 09:38:07 PM
If someone tells me they've seen a ghost, I pretty much discount everything they ever say to me again. Ever.

Am I being closed minded, or would you consider a good way of "cutting out the fat", socially speaking?

I'd say that's a pretty good acid test. Conversely if someone was to actually show me a ghost and somehow prove ownership I'd think they were pretty cool and may even consider allowing them to fuck me.

(I'm still a virgin)
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: Cain on November 06, 2006, 10:11:47 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on November 06, 2006, 09:38:07 PM
If someone tells me they've seen a ghost, I pretty much discount everything they ever say to me again. Ever.

Am I being closed minded, or would you consider a good way of "cutting out the fat", socially speaking?

Depends what they saw.  People say they "saw a ghost" and its often those annoying little orb things on Most Haunted, or they caught something out of the corner of their eye.  If they have, for example, poltergeist activity (which actually seems to be linked to adolescence, but often linked with ghosts) or something where there is some evidence, even photos, then I may take them more seriously.

For the record, I don't believe in ghosts.  I think there are a number of as of yet unexplained things going on (architecture, other paranormal activity, hysteria etc) which people label as ghosts.  But I may be wrong and a good empiricist follows the evidence, not their dogma.
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: Thurnez Isa on November 06, 2006, 10:39:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 06, 2006, 10:11:47 PM

For the record, I don't believe in ghosts.  I think there are a number of as of yet unexplained things going on (architecture, other paranormal activity, hysteria etc) which people label as ghosts. 

Science finds new things out every year. To me it seems there are probably atmospheric variables that are yet fully understood that could be creating these stories
Im open minded though on the subject, I just know too many people that see or experience something they dont understand and they jump to conclusions ie. ghosts, ufos, ect.
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: LMNO on November 07, 2006, 01:19:36 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on November 06, 2006, 09:38:07 PM
If someone tells me they've seen a ghost and doesn't offer any evidence or proof, I pretty much discount everything they ever say to me again. Ever.

Am I being closed minded, or would you consider a good way of "cutting out the fat", socially speaking?


Fixxxored.
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: hunter s.durden on November 08, 2006, 01:52:01 AM
My buddies wife constant tells me she's seen ghosts here and there. No matter what explaination I give her, she thinks its ghosts. For instance she works in an old folks home now... Ghosts! It couldn't possibly be wiley old fucks turning up their volumes and screaming, could it? She sees more ghosts than John Edwards (biggest douche in the universe).

Why do people need to believe in their world of clouds and angels to be content? Don't they have enough to do as it is? If people spent more time playing Playstation....

Oh, and fuck those orbs... If they're not human size, wearing period dress, they can ghost fuck themselves. I have no time for non-corporeal people.
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: Cain on November 08, 2006, 03:15:07 AM
In your case, I think you have a valid point.  I never seem to meet those sort of crazies anymore, sadly.
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: LHX on November 08, 2006, 03:46:57 AM
ghosts are real all you have to do is have faith and believe wiff all your heart and soul and you will see them
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: Cain on November 08, 2006, 03:54:23 AM
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:lol:
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on November 08, 2006, 04:15:52 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on October 30, 2006, 01:08:13 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/RELIGIOUS-IMAGE-JESUS-CHRIST-sofa-wheel-protector_W0QQitemZ270026583437QQihZ017QQcategoryZ1447QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

the bidding of this one starting at 19 thousand dollars  :lol:

Lol, they also don't offer free shipping or shipping insurance. You spend 19,000 dollars on a holy artifact only to have it lost in the mail :-(.
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 08, 2006, 07:10:08 AM
Quote from: LHX on November 08, 2006, 03:46:57 AM
ghosts are real all you have to do is have faith and believe wiff all your heart and soul and you will see them

My theory is that ghosts are experienced by people who have little or no experience of hallucinogens and therefore just assume that what they're hallucinating is real. The rest of us, on the other hand, are quite used to the "its only the mushrooms .. its only the mushrooms..." saftey mantra and so, when presented with something like a ghost will quickly think "wow I'm not even on mushrooms. Cool trip!"
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: LHX on November 08, 2006, 01:58:22 PM
ghosts are the souls of dead people what have unfinished business on earth before they can go to heaven

you can see their spirits by channeling all the energy of your heart chakra
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: hunter s.durden on November 08, 2006, 02:17:07 PM
Is hould have mentioned that said friend loves to read Sylvia Brown and watch her on Montel. Has anyone here read Sylvia Brown? This fat stupid cunt truely takes the biggest advantage of sad, destitute people. She write of a world of happiness and clouds for everyone.

Example: Those orbs aren't ghosts. They're angels.

Fuck Sylvia Brown.
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 08, 2006, 02:19:24 PM
Quote from: LHX on November 08, 2006, 01:58:22 PM
ghosts are the souls of dead people what have unfinished business on earth before they can go to heaven

you can see their spirits by channeling all the energy of your heart chakra

I feed them ectoplasm by channeling energy through my nutsack chakra.

"Oh yea ... that's it casper ... suck it down baby..."
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 08, 2006, 02:21:32 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on November 08, 2006, 02:17:07 PM
Is hould have mentioned that said friend loves to read Sylvia Brown and watch her on Montel. Has anyone here read Sylvia Brown? This fat stupid cunt truely takes the biggest advantage of sad, destitute people. She write of a world of happiness and clouds for everyone.

Example: Those orbs aren't ghosts. They're angels.

Fuck Sylvia Brown.

Is she one of those Cold Readers? That's some pretty heartless shit but hey, if ur stupid enough to believe it don't expect too much of my sympathy.
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: LHX on November 08, 2006, 02:22:56 PM
^^^
troof

i have had success opening my third scrotum by using nutsack chakra balancing techniques

i learned how to do it from reading a book
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: hunter s.durden on November 08, 2006, 02:28:02 PM
I would call her  : Cold Reader Plus. Whereas John Edwards talks to the dead but dosen't do anything else, this cunt has stories and tales of everything. She talks about god, angels, spirits, love, blah blah.... This way she can make money while she's not bullshitting the lonely.
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 08, 2006, 02:46:35 PM
Quote from: LHX on November 08, 2006, 02:22:56 PM
^^^
troof

i have had success opening my third scrotum by using nutsack chakra balancing techniques

i learned how to do it from reading a book

I actually invented the technique. I sold the patent to Microsoft who are bundling it with the new version of windows. You'll be able to burn your third scrotum to dvd soon.
Title: Re: some people are just stupid
Post by: Triple Zero on November 14, 2006, 03:04:16 PM
Quote from: LHX on November 08, 2006, 02:22:56 PMi have had success opening my third scrotum by using nutsack chakra balancing techniques

i learned how to do it from reading a book

clawhammer?