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#1
Confession: Cream cheese is sexy.



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#2
Oh you know... "blah blah blah, don't you get it yet, fucktard?!It's turtles all the way down!" -the turtle joke.
#3
Or Kill Me / Re: Truth Hurts
March 08, 2008, 09:57:36 PM
*wipes tear from eye*
#4
Spiritually Incorrect Enlightenment, by jed mckenna was pretty good.
#5
*insert the turtle joke here*

On a side note. In high school I used finger paint to draw on paper plates, a cute little cross in a red circle with a bar through it, and in equally cute little kid writing with, "poo on christ!" underneath. I then hung them up everywhere between classes. The looks on some of their faces was epic.. They had fits.


coyote
#6
Bring and Brag / Re: crybaby pap
March 06, 2008, 04:07:01 PM
No. I'm a greasy meat puppet animated by a poorly constructed memetic complex.

But thanks for saying nice things to me.


coyote
#7
Bring and Brag / Re: Untitled
March 06, 2008, 03:03:37 AM
Mmm. Discordian end world. Sexy.
#8
Bring and Brag / Re: crybaby pap
March 04, 2008, 06:38:49 PM
Malicious Melancholia
creeps beneath my skin
All my thoughts are dead,
and hell walks laughing once again.
There's a candle in my skull
flickers just like yours.
No way to guard it from the wind
when your lost inside a storm.
our dim lights are lost
eventually,
with no one to see them gutter out...
#9
Or Kill Me / Re: Snow Laughing Matter
March 03, 2008, 04:45:38 PM
Youch. You have my sympathy. Snow is the reason I don't live in montana anymore, and it was never THAT bad.
#10
Or Kill Me / Re: The lord is my devil
February 29, 2008, 04:37:36 PM
Hah, I like the ending especially.
#11
Hey! I considered making a thought thieving crack.
#13
Quote from: GlompChomp on February 29, 2008, 01:50:51 AM
I really envy schizophrenics.
0_o

No...no you don't.
#14
Bring and Brag / Re: crybaby pap
February 29, 2008, 02:58:45 AM
Hey, thank you.  Just got out of a two year engagement and was trying to get some "emotions" out, thus the automatic assumption was whiny fail.

heh


#15
Bring and Brag / crybaby pap
February 28, 2008, 03:54:59 PM
 Litany...

fear, disgust, jealousy and lust
false hope, tears, broken trust
unheard cries, disdain, lying eyes
A faithless caress, hatred disguised
lip service, friendly excuses, petty comfort
Mindless apathy, a litany of love...


Ephemera
---------
I Will Not bind anothers heart,
nor allow mine bound.
such stifling affections are sickening
for the hearts innermost nature is fey
That much is obvious.
So don't make me any promises.
Don't say it'll be ok.
Hold me sweet, just love me.
That's all I'll ever need.


Coyote