So this weekend I treated the WRATH OF MSPAINT CABAL to a showing of that musical production that all you spags are in. I usually don't like musicals, and this one was no exception. Had I not had a lot of friends in it, you wouldn't have forced me into that theater without a straight jacket and a bulldozer.
Annnnyway, the WOMP Cabal seated ourselves in the front row and waited in rapt attention for the first ever performance of A FAPCAB NAMED DESIRE.
For those of you who aren't familliar with the play, it stars LMNO as a cab driver. That's about all I could make sense of. The rest of it... well... It's as as incoherent as Robert Anton Wilson mixing acid and benzedrine. The dialogue is like someone had a computer translate the script into German, then Spanish, then back to English. The acting was so bad I couldn't tell if it was intentional. The props and sets looked like they were hastily thrown together at the last minute by drunks and drug addicts. This was a bad play - poorly written, poorly directed, poorly performed. Don't go see it. In fact, go tell other people not to see it.
Listen, I know you guys have been rehearsing for weeks and weeks. I know your little hearts were in it, so I don't want to hurt your feelings. But I'm the kind of friend who will tell you if you've got something stuck in your teeth. This show was just plain bad. The house was packed at the beginning, and empty by final curtains. The audience was lucky to get any ovation, let alone a standing one. When they came out for the final curtain call, rotten fruit was thrown. And in all fairness, the only guy clapping was Payne, and he was so drunk I think he might have been trying to *fap* but just misspelled it.
So without further ado, are some pictures and reviews from FAPCAB.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE WRATH OF MS PAINT CABAL