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Fuck, you're right!

*heads out to interact with human beings*

You voice your opinion, and then someone disagrees, and then you disagree back, and then someone insults you, so you insult back, then the other basement dwelling sock fuckers jump in and gang up, ect. ect.

I'm seeing a pattern here.

Quit your fucking whining, you goddamn shrieking little girl.

Thanks.

You're welcome. 

You know what's really pathetic?  I've been wasting time here for almost a month and I feel like an asshole.  You have almost 40,000 posts.

Have fun circle jerking each other in the aether, void of any real human contact. 

Also, you should head upstairs soon, I think your mom's making meatloaf.

Aw, did I make you mad?   

No, I'm not mad. 

You voice your opinion, and then someone disagrees, and then you disagree back, and then someone insults you, so you insult back, then the other basement dwelling sock fuckers jump in and gang up, ect. ect.

I'm seeing a pattern here.

Quit your fucking whining, you goddamn shrieking little girl.

Thanks.

You're welcome. 

You know what's really pathetic?  I've been wasting time here for almost a month and I feel like an asshole.  You have almost 40,000 posts.

Have fun circle jerking each other in the aether, void of any real human contact. 

Also, you should head upstairs soon, I think your mom's making meatloaf.

Spiny, I can appreciate what you're doing here. Believe me, I can think of quite a few places on the Internet where people really need to be reminded of who they are, and PDCOM has got to be in top five or six hundred.

But your approach is all wrong. First of all, what you're really trying to do is troll, but you only seem to be half aware of that, so you keep switching between half-assed troll and dickish poster. Normally people would hate that because it would make you inconsistent and unpredictable, but around here we hate that because we've seen it so many times that we can assume with greater than 70% accuracy what the next thing you're going to say will be.

Secondly, you're not even saying anything remotely interesting while being a douchebag, you're just basically coming on with all this "I know you are but what am I?" crap, and that shit was old before PeeWee Herman wore it out.

Thirdly, you don't stand for anything except trying to make waves. But the waves you're making are so dreadfully underpowered I could ice skate on them.

If you're really going for the glory here and trying to change things, you're going to have to put in a little more effort than that. As it is, you will probably drop out of the board by your 200th post and never come back, and nobody will be glad you're gone because nobody will even remember you were here to begin with.

You've got me all wrong man.  I don't care about changing anying about this forum or trolling it or anything of the sort.  What I don't appreciate is when people say things on a public internet forum that they wouldn't say in person.  It grates on me, you know?

Anyway, I doubt I'll make it to 200 posts either, but we'll see what happens *yawn*.

Morons-

Your bus is leaving!

[goverment]

Nah,

A guy who has "Smile the goverment is watching" by his avatar just corrected my spelling.

This is too much fun.

Way to spell "goverment" you douche.

Correcting my spelling now are we?

You cruel bastard.

My comment was based on my own observation and if you care to read back I responded to your initial post stating some of us would rather die on our feet than live on our knees.

Please try harder and check your facts. I have nothing against you and so far you haven't shown you are worth a lot of my effort.

Yeah, and I responded back, then someone called me spineless, then I responded back, then you jumped in and called me a cabbage, then someone said I didn't know what I was talking about cause I was making fun of their little buddies.

And around and around we go...

You voice your opinion, and then someone disagrees, and then you disagree back, and then someone insults you, so you insult back, then the other basement dwelling sock fuckers jump in and gang up, ect. ect.

I'm seeing a pattern here.

Spiny Norman doesn't appear to know what the hell he's talking about

Yeah, obviously.

Good, then we agree.

Smells like cabbage in here.

Thats me pissing on your leg.

Good, then we agree.

I'm not going to say the poor bastard deserved it, but he had it coming.  Interfering with underpaid border partrol officers because you want to be a smarty pants= bad day.  Just open your fucking trunk and be on your way.

So what's it like to have no spine?

Hassle free.

Sure.  They don't have to get you, because you've been had all along.  The hook has been in your mouth for so long, you don't even feel it anymore.

Yeah, cause it's all a big conspiracy and big brother and blah blah blah.  Your take on "reality" is just as restrictive as the average media sucking binge and purge sheep of an american that walks around with his head up his ass all day long.  I'm not impressed.

I'm not going to say the poor bastard deserved it, but he had it coming.  Interfering with underpaid border partrol officers because you want to be a smarty pants= bad day.  Just open your fucking trunk and be on your way.

So what's it like to have no spine?

Hassle free.