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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Ten Ton Mantis on October 01, 2011, 06:19:54 AM

Title: Oh shit! Something went wrong! Derail all your conversations immediately!
Post by: Ten Ton Mantis on October 01, 2011, 06:19:54 AM
Because that's what made PD.com worth visiting.
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Post by: I_Kicked_Kennedy on October 01, 2011, 06:43:40 AM

You made me fall down and hurt my rug.
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Post by: Murmur on October 01, 2011, 06:44:40 AM
I started crying uncontrollably.
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Post by: Freeky on October 01, 2011, 06:59:50 AM
Y  U S9O MEEN?  :x
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Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on October 01, 2011, 07:08:41 AM
BEST THREAD EVAR!!!!
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Post by: Placid Dingo on October 01, 2011, 08:03:17 AM
I bite my cat and jiggle in surprise.
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Post by: Payne on October 01, 2011, 12:04:36 PM
There is something about that avatar and that username that makes me all nostalgic and emotional. Even if the weighty e-Peen and post count do not back it up.

S'awright. I can restrict my gaze to above the waist this once, like one would if one was left with only shemale porn in the entire world, and no love for shemale porn.
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Post by: Luna on October 01, 2011, 12:15:49 PM
I read this thread, and both of my cats puked.
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Post by: AFK on October 01, 2011, 01:15:05 PM
I read my cats and both of my threads puked. 
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Post by: Placid Dingo on October 01, 2011, 01:54:32 PM
I threaded my puke and both of my cats read.
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 01, 2011, 03:51:31 PM
Suck my dick, stupid fuckbitch. I hate you.
Title: Re: Oh shit! Something went wrong! Derail all your conversations immediately!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 01, 2011, 03:56:03 PM
Oh that's right! You're a whiny, retarded cunt who can't finish what he started. My bad! I forgot.
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Post by: Don Coyote on October 01, 2011, 04:10:18 PM
Who is this person and why should I care?
Title: Re: Oh shit! Something went wrong! Derail all your conversations immediately!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 01, 2011, 04:12:11 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on October 01, 2011, 04:10:18 PM
Who is this person and why should I care?

He's nobody, and you shouldn't.
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 01, 2011, 04:13:39 PM
He's basically the equivalent of an 11-year-old Minecraft griefer who's pissed because everybody else grew up, and he didn't.
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Post by: Don Coyote on October 01, 2011, 04:18:53 PM
For some reason when someone come here and then bitches about the lack of content, I feel the urge to spag their shit up.

Then I go shit and leave the house.



In unrelated news, bacon fat is good.
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 01, 2011, 04:23:49 PM
Both bacon fat and pooping are healthy!
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Post by: Don Coyote on October 01, 2011, 04:28:38 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 01, 2011, 04:23:49 PM
Both bacon fat and pooping are healthy!

I've noticed that ever since I moved out of the barracks into an apartment with my GF that I have been pooping a lot more. I wonder if it is linked to eating real food, to include the use of bacon fat in cooking.
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 01, 2011, 04:29:29 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on October 01, 2011, 04:28:38 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 01, 2011, 04:23:49 PM
Both bacon fat and pooping are healthy!

I've noticed that ever since I moved out of the barracks into an apartment with my GF that I have been pooping a lot more. I wonder if it is linked to eating real food, to include the use of bacon fat in cooking.

Yes.
Title: Re: Oh shit! Something went wrong! Derail all your conversations immediately!
Post by: Don Coyote on October 01, 2011, 04:37:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 01, 2011, 04:29:29 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on October 01, 2011, 04:28:38 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 01, 2011, 04:23:49 PM
Both bacon fat and pooping are healthy!

I've noticed that ever since I moved out of the barracks into an apartment with my GF that I have been pooping a lot more. I wonder if it is linked to eating real food, to include the use of bacon fat in cooking.

Yes.

Bacon fat helps you poop?
Title: Re: Oh shit! Something went wrong! Derail all your conversations immediately!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 01, 2011, 04:43:34 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on October 01, 2011, 04:37:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 01, 2011, 04:29:29 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on October 01, 2011, 04:28:38 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 01, 2011, 04:23:49 PM
Both bacon fat and pooping are healthy!

I've noticed that ever since I moved out of the barracks into an apartment with my GF that I have been pooping a lot more. I wonder if it is linked to eating real food, to include the use of bacon fat in cooking.

Yes.

Bacon fat helps you poop?

Grease can stimulate pooping, yes. But even more so, real food usually contains lots of fiber, which is excellent for pooping.
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Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 01, 2011, 04:50:55 PM
It's Shibboleeth.

On an unrelated topic, going to take a big, and probably smelly, shit.
Title: Re: Oh shit! Something went wrong! Derail all your conversations immediately!
Post by: Faust on October 01, 2011, 11:38:28 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on October 01, 2011, 06:19:54 AM
Because that's what made PD.com worth visiting.

Two posts today, you were always good at getting the desired effect and that uncontrolled rise out of people. Post more goddamit.
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 02, 2011, 12:11:35 AM
Yes!

We need more threads about poop.
Title: Re: Oh shit! Something went wrong! Derail all your conversations immediately!
Post by: Faust on October 02, 2011, 12:23:41 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 02, 2011, 12:11:35 AM
Yes!

We need more threads about poop.

This thread was hilarious anyway.

I mean it pisses me off when he gives out about this place, but then he kind of has a point when he posts vague one line insults and gets a tantrum in response.
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 02, 2011, 12:33:05 AM
Quote from: Faust on October 02, 2011, 12:23:41 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 02, 2011, 12:11:35 AM
Yes!

We need more threads about poop.

This thread was hilarious anyway.

I mean it pisses me off when he gives out about this place, but then he kind of has a point when he posts vague one line insults and gets a tantrum in response.

He gets that by virtue of me hating his stupid ass. Doesn't really matter what he says; he's just a whiny bitch.
Title: Re: Oh shit! Something went wrong! Derail all your conversations immediately!
Post by: Faust on October 02, 2011, 12:43:05 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 02, 2011, 12:33:05 AM
Quote from: Faust on October 02, 2011, 12:23:41 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 02, 2011, 12:11:35 AM
Yes!

We need more threads about poop.

This thread was hilarious anyway.

I mean it pisses me off when he gives out about this place, but then he kind of has a point when he posts vague one line insults and gets a tantrum in response.

He gets that by virtue of me hating his stupid ass. Doesn't really matter what he says; he's just a whiny bitch.

Whatever you say. I'm sure that absolutely isn't what he wants and definitely have some kind of impact.
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Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on October 02, 2011, 12:43:49 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/lwo5U.png)
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 02, 2011, 12:51:44 AM
Quote from: Faust on October 02, 2011, 12:43:05 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 02, 2011, 12:33:05 AM
Quote from: Faust on October 02, 2011, 12:23:41 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 02, 2011, 12:11:35 AM
Yes!

We need more threads about poop.

This thread was hilarious anyway.

I mean it pisses me off when he gives out about this place, but then he kind of has a point when he posts vague one line insults and gets a tantrum in response.

He gets that by virtue of me hating his stupid ass. Doesn't really matter what he says; he's just a whiny bitch.

Whatever you say. I'm sure that absolutely isn't what he wants and definitely have some kind of impact.

I more or less totally ignored him for a year. It seems to make no difference either way, but I do like to occasionally remind him of how successful he's been at carrying out his threats to drive me off the forum. :lol:
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Post by: Don Coyote on October 02, 2011, 01:33:15 AM
Quote from: Net on October 02, 2011, 12:43:49 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/lwo5U.png)

Fucking hell. Almost sprayed my monitor with pasta. :lulz:
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Post by: Murmur on October 02, 2011, 02:07:10 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on October 02, 2011, 01:33:15 AM
Quote from: Net on October 02, 2011, 12:43:49 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/lwo5U.png)

Fucking hell. Almost sprayed my monitor with pasta. :lulz:

Not with poop? I pooped this morning, but now it's raining outside.
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 02, 2011, 02:08:05 AM
Quote from: Murmur on October 02, 2011, 02:07:10 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on October 02, 2011, 01:33:15 AM
Quote from: Net on October 02, 2011, 12:43:49 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/lwo5U.png)

Fucking hell. Almost sprayed my monitor with pasta. :lulz:

Not with poop? I pooped this morning, but now it's raining outside.

:lulz:
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Post by: Don Coyote on October 02, 2011, 02:47:48 AM
Quote from: Murmur on October 02, 2011, 02:07:10 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on October 02, 2011, 01:33:15 AM
Quote from: Net on October 02, 2011, 12:43:49 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/lwo5U.png)
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Fucking hell. Almost sprayed my monitor with pasta. :lulz:

Not with poop? I pooped this morning, but now it's raining outside.

I pooped twice today. And it's been raining for most of the day. But it isn't now, maybe because I haven't pooped since this morning.
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Post by: maphdet on October 02, 2011, 05:34:35 AM
I have no idea what the fuck anyone is on about in this thread. BUT
I have been drinking and, when that happens, I type/thinkoutloud.

MGD-I dig ya. Just sayin is all. And Miss seeing your shit on the forum.

/drunken post.

;)
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Post by: Murmur on October 02, 2011, 08:12:36 AM
Damnit!!! Now I have to poop AND it's raining!

:horrormirth:
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Post by: Don Coyote on October 02, 2011, 01:22:56 PM
Quote from: Murmur on October 02, 2011, 08:12:36 AM
Damnit!!! Now I have to poop AND it's raining!

:horrormirth:

GO POOP OUTSIDE!!! THEN YOU CAN WASH YOUR ASS IN THE RAIN!!!!!
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 02, 2011, 03:45:57 PM
I have eaten far too many beans this week.
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Post by: Salty on October 02, 2011, 06:43:33 PM
For the last three days it felt like a particularly filthy stripper took a hot, steamy dump in my eyes every morning, like clockwork. I blame this thread, this forum in general, and each one of you personally. Fuck you all.  :)
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Post by: Freeky on October 02, 2011, 07:57:47 PM
Fuck you, too, Alty.  Fuck you too.  <3
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Post by: AFK on October 03, 2011, 01:30:12 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on October 01, 2011, 06:19:54 AM
Because that's what made PD.com worth visiting.

I always thought it was the free reach-around. 
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Post by: Faust on October 03, 2011, 02:59:23 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on October 03, 2011, 01:30:12 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on October 01, 2011, 06:19:54 AM
Because that's what made PD.com worth visiting.

I always thought it was the free reach-around. 

And the circlejerk
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Post by: AFK on October 03, 2011, 04:45:53 PM
PICK YOUR OWN PUN

I think it's a given that those things go hand in hand.

OR

One tends to come from another. 

WHICH WILL YOU CHOOSE????

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Post by: Freeky on October 03, 2011, 06:10:52 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on October 03, 2011, 04:45:53 PM


I think it's a given that those things go hand in hand.



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