Here goes. the one and only topic for stupid pranouncements and slander like nuts and gum on a hotplate.
The way it works is simple. Someone makes an idiotic pronouncement they may or may not agree with and everyone has from now until the end of time to rant on and on and on about it.
For example: People who play console games should be horse-whipped for my personal entertainment.
Or: Roger should just grow up and act his age
OR even (my favourite): Chef is right
*dons his armor of metaphorical absbestos.*
As they say in the orange ads. Agree? Disagree? well it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye!
Trollax is a shitfaced flamer compared to Hugh, who is just drunk.
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDOr: Roger should just grow up and act his age
You'll die for that.
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDOR even (my favourite): Chef is right
I fear that Trollax's account has been hacked.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: St. Trollax, ODDOr: Roger should just grow up and act his age
You'll die for that.
So, that's where you want the bullet taken, boss?
The Reverend Son is the 1337est d00d on these fora and he would pwn Fibslager's wussy ass.
Malaul and Bella should stop posting. For good.
We need a censor bot around here.
[/triple-provocateur]
Quote from: MedeoThe Reverend Son is the 1337est d00d on these fora and he would pwn Fibslager's wussy ass.
Malaul and Bella should stop posting. For good.
We need a censor bot around here.
[/triple-provocateur]
rofl.
"rofl" is a damned stupid thing to say.
rofl r0x0rz j00!
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: St. Trollax, ODDOr: Roger should just grow up and act his age
You'll die for that.
I'll die for that? Come on roger, this is a flame after all. and the purpose of flaming is to be inflamatory. What, no Hasslehoff?
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDWhat, no Hasslehoff?
No. But how 'bout a frank?
(http://www2.uta.edu/hunt/charts/jstallone.jpg)
(http://www.artfifa.com/download/079.jpg)
Freddie Mercury > j00
freddie mercury was a living god. (now he's dead)
EDIT: and as long as we're on the subject (which we obviously aren't which is why I used a non-sequiteur) the whole damn purpose of this thread was to have massive, adroit (STFU Horab :P) all in verbal flames about stupid issues, which is why I mentioned roger's growing up and then chef being right (both of which are obviously stupid prepositions). But it seems that nobody has taken the bait. Ah well perhaps we should pitch the bar at a lower level...
You're walking along a beautiful country road; it's a lovely spring day,Ķ suddenly you see in the middle of the road, in the distance, a tiny baby sparrow. Both its wings, are broken. You have,Ķ a hammer.
May such nobles such as Cher, Eminem, and Michael Jackson someday join those ranks.
Quote from: Revered Son EricMay such nobles such as Cher, Eminem, and Michael Jackson someday join those ranks.
of the dead you mean? Well if michael jackson goes to hell and he is forced to chase naughty children for all eternity doesn't that make it his heaven?
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: St. Trollax, ODDOr: Roger should just grow up and act his age
You'll die for that.
I'll die for that? Come on roger, this is a flame after all. and the purpose of flaming is to be inflamatory. What, no Hasslehoff?
No, no Hasslehoff.
I'm just not feeling up to it.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: St. Trollax, ODDOr: Roger should just grow up and act his age
You'll die for that.
I'll die for that? Come on roger, this is a flame after all. and the purpose of flaming is to be inflamatory. What, no Hasslehoff?
No, no Hasslehoff.
I'm just not feeling up to it.
ah shit. What a fizzle...
anyone got anything stupid to say at all?
Chef?
Tyler?
I think that all the moderators are secretly GAY! (or, in case I missed something...they're...uhh...secretly STRAIGHT!)
None of you are really Discordian.
Quote from: DJRubberduckyNone of you are really Discordian.
who am I kidding? We can't have an argument just because we want to. When discordians do that they call it fun! :lol:
Alright, then. You asked for it. I shall abandon all intelligence and rational thought for thy amusement...
*deep breath*
Quote from: TrollaxPeople who play console games should be horse-whipped for my personal entertainment.
Fuck you, computer nerd. I fuckin' love my GameCube- seriously, I make love to it every night for
hours. It's a
good little slave. PCs, Macs, etc. are cold and unfeeling, and you just can't have sex with them. So go have fun with your ham sandwich, loser, 'cos... *points thumb toward GameCube* you won't be gettin'
any of this hot bitch tonight.
Quote from: TrollaxRoger should just grow up and act his age
Damn straight, fuck taht pozer. Comes in, spewin' shit 'bout how the President's fuckin' the place up n shit. Bush > Roger! George W. Bush is the Son of God and he will lead our great nation to victory against the Godless Arabs and France. Hey Illinois boi, go spout your unpatriotic crap elsewhere, 'cos I love this country and our leaders are always right and you'll
never convince me otherwise.
Quote from: TrollaxChef is right
Are you kidding? Chef =
GOD! His vernacular puts all u nubz to shame. All his football teams will win and all his advice should be followed by everyone, every day. Fuck you all, I ain't even gay but I'd have sex with Chef if I wan't doin' my GCN first. He's a first-class troll who knows what he's doin'.
Quote from: Wenchmaster K"rofl" is a damned stupid thing to say.
0|\/|6 5TFU |\|00B j00R $0 ST00P1D 1|\/|4 0\/\/|\|Z j00 4$$ ROFL > u $KR1PTY K1D F*KR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111ONEELEVENONE11111!1
*ahem*
In addition, the following people may fornicate themselves with a rusty lawn-mower blade:
Hotsuma
Malaul
Bella
Reverend Son Eric
Horab
Trollax
Hotsuma
Reverend Son Eric
Roger
Hotsuma
Wenchmaster
Demon Seed
Demonica
Hotsuma
I Kicked Kennedy
Slartibartfast
Slothrop
Reverend Son Eric
Zorga
CannedLizard
DJRubberDucky
Hotsuma
Tao Jones and EVT are totally right about everything they said about y'all shortly before leaving, and are probably still together and living happy, successful lives without u n00bs holding them back.
Finally, Wacko Jacko > everyone and is completely justified in shafting all those little kids.
I like that Im only on that list once
that blade HURT!!! :x
me too. i am hurt that medeo doesn't ahte me even nearly as much as i hate him. wtf? a demand my hatred be returned!
::pouts::
Quote from: Horab Fibslagerme too. i am hurt that medeo doesn't ahte me even nearly as much as i hate him. wtf? a demand my hatred be returned!
But you'd
like that, wouldn't you Fibslager? Ha! I hate you so much that I pretend to like you just to deprive you of the sweet satisfaction of being hated by me.
i hate you.
Quote from: Horab Fibslageri hate you.
I love you, Horab. On
so many levels.
:shock:
Quotethe following people may fornicate themselves with a rusty lawn-mower blade:
Gimme some more of that sweet lovin', big boy.
Quote from: MedeoQuote from: Horab Fibslageri hate you.
I love you, Horab. On so many levels.
:shock:
i hate you the way James T. Kirk hates klingons. they killed his boy you know, and for that he can never really trust them. :!:
It's funny. No matter how many times he puts me on that list I'll never feel a thing.
Quote from: MedeoQuote from: TrollaxPeople who play console games should be horse-whipped for my personal entertainment.
Fuck you, computer nerd. I fuckin' love my GameCube- seriously, I make love to it every night for hours. It's a good little slave. PCs, Macs, etc. are cold and unfeeling, and you just can't have sex with them. So go have fun with your ham sandwich, loser, 'cos... *points thumb toward GameCube* you won't be gettin' any of this hot bitch tonight.
Oh yeah?! (http://www.fu-fme.com/)
Quote from: Revered Son EricIt's funny. No matter how many times he puts me on that list I'll never feel a thing.
You didn't read the super-fine-print disclaimer:
Rusty Lawn-Mower Blade (tm) should not be taken orally. Not recommended for use by children under the influence of narcotics or Spongebob Squarepants. Product may not work on pretentious attention-whores.
Quote from: ainiQuote from: MalaulI like that Im only on that list once
that blade HURT!!! :x
That would explain the blood in your avatar.
aini
acutally the blood is from the barbed wire
Quote from: someone that isnt MalaulQuote from: MedeoQuote from: Revered Son EricIt's funny. No matter how many times he puts me on that list I'll never feel a thing.
You didn't read the super-fine-print disclaimer:
Rusty Lawn-Mower Blade (tm) should not be taken orally. Not recommended for use by children under the influence of narcotics or Spongebob Squarepants. Product may not work on pretentious attention-whores.
as I am not a pretintious attention whore I feel it woulndt be safe for me to use this product...
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDwhich is why I mentioned roger's growing up and then chef being right (both of which are obviously stupid prepositions).
More stupid prepositions:
At
By
From
With
Speaking of prepositions, I was unfortunate enough to be forced to watch
mona lisa smile the other night (it's a sick kind of S/M game I play with the Lady), and the ultra-proper, super-smart know-it-all Julia Stiles character wrote in the school paper "... she left carrying more than she came with." I almost died laughing.
Quote from: LMNO["... she left carrying more than she came with." I almost died laughing.
:lol:
(It took me a minute or two to figure out what was so funny about that, but I finally got it)
All people who bitch about cigarettes and smokers should have their eyeballs burned out with camel turkish jades.
I am teh most suprerior writer and poet out of ALL of you bitches!
Abbey Road o\/\/nz0rs j00!
The Flaming Lips are the best band around currently and everybody who thinks otherwise should be drowned in animal suits.
smoking is a slow suicide, not unlike living in a smoggy urban/heavy traffic environment, but totally different than commuting in an suv, which is mroe akin to mass poisioning.
Fucking coworkers, man, they have parties and don't invite me, and they don't even care that I'm leaving tomorrow, fuck 'em. I don't need their false company. I can get drunk all by myself.
Quote from: agent compassionFucking coworkers, man, they have parties and don't invite me, and they don't even care that I'm leaving tomorrow, fuck 'em. I don't need their false company. I can get drunk all by myself.
now that's the spirit!
Quote from: Horab FibslagerQuote from: agent compassionFucking coworkers, man, they have parties and don't invite me, and they don't even care that I'm leaving tomorrow, fuck 'em. I don't need their false company. I can get drunk all by myself.
now that's the spirit!
Or are those the Spirits?
Quote from: Revered Son EricQuote from: Horab FibslagerQuote from: agent compassionFucking coworkers, man, they have parties and don't invite me, and they don't even care that I'm leaving tomorrow, fuck 'em. I don't need their false company. I can get drunk all by myself.
now that's the spirit!
Or are those the Spirits?
[Rocky]
But are they friendly spirits?
[/Rocky]
it depends if the bottle is half empty or half full...
don't it?
Quote from: gnimbleyQuote from: Revered Son EricQuote from: Horab FibslagerQuote from: agent compassionFucking coworkers, man, they have parties and don't invite me, and they don't even care that I'm leaving tomorrow, fuck 'em. I don't need their false company. I can get drunk all by myself.
now that's the spirit!
Or are those the Spirits?
[Rocky]
But are they friendly spirits?
[/Rocky]
[Frankfurter]
ROCKY!
[/Frankfurter]
Quote from: Revered Son EricQuote from: gnimbleyQuote from: Revered Son EricQuote from: Horab FibslagerQuote from: agent compassionFucking coworkers, man, they have parties and don't invite me, and they don't even care that I'm leaving tomorrow, fuck 'em. I don't need their false company. I can get drunk all by myself.
now that's the spirit!
Or are those the Spirits?
[Rocky]
But are they friendly spirits?
[/Rocky]
[Frankfurter]
ROCKY!
[/Frankfurter]
[Brad]
Janet!
[/Brad]
Quote from: Rev ThwackQuote from: Revered Son EricQuote from: gnimbleyQuote from: Revered Son EricQuote from: Horab FibslagerQuote from: agent compassionFucking coworkers, man, they have parties and don't invite me, and they don't even care that I'm leaving tomorrow, fuck 'em. I don't need their false company. I can get drunk all by myself.
now that's the spirit!
Or are those the Spirits?
[Rocky]
But are they friendly spirits?
[/Rocky]
[Frankfurter]
ROCKY!
[/Frankfurter]
[Brad]
Janet!
[/Brad]
[bunny]
phhfffttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![still bunny]
Quote from: fluffyQuote from: Rev ThwackQuote from: Revered Son EricQuote from: gnimbleyQuote from: Revered Son EricQuote from: Horab FibslagerQuote from: agent compassionFucking coworkers, man, they have parties and don't invite me, and they don't even care that I'm leaving tomorrow, fuck 'em. I don't need their false company. I can get drunk all by myself.
now that's the spirit!
Or are those the Spirits?
[Rocky]
But are they friendly spirits?
[/Rocky]
[Frankfurter]
ROCKY!
[/Frankfurter]
[Brad]
Janet!
[/Brad]
[bunny]
phhfffttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[still bunny]
[Barry White]
Well hay there little lady. Why don't you come sit down over here next to me.
[/Barry White]
Quote from: Rev ThwackQuote from: fluffyQuote from: Rev ThwackQuote from: Revered Son EricQuote from: gnimbleyQuote from: Revered Son EricQuote from: Horab FibslagerQuote from: agent compassionFucking coworkers, man, they have parties and don't invite me, and they don't even care that I'm leaving tomorrow, fuck 'em. I don't need their false company. I can get drunk all by myself.
now that's the spirit!
Or are those the Spirits?
[Rocky]
But are they friendly spirits?
[/Rocky]
[Frankfurter]
ROCKY!
[/Frankfurter]
[Brad]
Janet!
[/Brad]
[bunny]
phhfffttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[still bunny]
[Barry White]
Well hay there little lady. Why don't you come sit down over here next to me.
[/Barry White]
(http://e-cards.speedera.net/eeb005f8a18ed6600570d74227e86790/area/valentines/beating-heart.gif)
Quote from: ainiQuote from: fluffyQuote from: Rev ThwackQuote from: fluffyQuote from: Rev ThwackQuote from: Revered Son EricQuote from: gnimbleyQuote from: Revered Son EricQuote from: Horab FibslagerQuote from: agent compassionFucking coworkers, man, they have parties and don't invite me, and they don't even care that I'm leaving tomorrow, fuck 'em. I don't need their false company. I can get drunk all by myself.
now that's the spirit!
Or are those the Spirits?
[Rocky]
But are they friendly spirits?
[/Rocky]
[Frankfurter]
ROCKY!
[/Frankfurter]
[Brad]
Janet!
[/Brad]
[bunny]
phhfffttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[still bunny]
[Barry White]
Well hay there little lady. Why don't you come sit down over here next to me.
[/Barry White]
(http://e-cards.speedera.net/eeb005f8a18ed6600570d74227e86790/area/valentines/beating-heart.gif)
[fairy]
meep
[/fairy]
[Malaul would hate us for this]
Extreme metaquotes!
[/please come back Malaul]
[Malaul's substitute]
*kills all involved*
[/Malaul's substitute]
Quote from: MedeoAlright, then. You asked for it. I shall abandon all intelligence and rational thought for thy amusement...
*deep breath*
Quote from: TrollaxPeople who play console games should be horse-whipped for my personal entertainment.
Fuck you, computer nerd. I fuckin' love my GameCube- seriously, I make love to it every night for hours. It's a good little slave. PCs, Macs, etc. are cold and unfeeling, and you just can't have sex with them. So go have fun with your ham sandwich, loser, 'cos... *points thumb toward GameCube* you won't be gettin' any of this hot bitch tonight.
Quote from: TrollaxRoger should just grow up and act his age
Damn straight, fuck taht pozer. Comes in, spewin' shit 'bout how the President's fuckin' the place up n shit. Bush > Roger! George W. Bush is the Son of God and he will lead our great nation to victory against the Godless Arabs and France. Hey Illinois boi, go spout your unpatriotic crap elsewhere, 'cos I love this country and our leaders are always right and you'll never convince me otherwise.
Quote from: TrollaxChef is right
Are you kidding? Chef = GOD! His vernacular puts all u nubz to shame. All his football teams will win and all his advice should be followed by everyone, every day. Fuck you all, I ain't even gay but I'd have sex with Chef if I wan't doin' my GCN first. He's a first-class troll who knows what he's doin'.
Quote from: Wenchmaster K"rofl" is a damned stupid thing to say.
0|\/|6 5TFU |\|00B j00R $0 ST00P1D 1|\/|4 0\/\/|\|Z j00 4$$ ROFL > u $KR1PTY K1D F*KR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111ONEELEVENONE11111!1
*ahem*
In addition, the following people may fornicate themselves with a rusty lawn-mower blade:
Hotsuma
Malaul
Bella
Reverend Son Eric
Horab
Trollax
Hotsuma
Reverend Son Eric
Roger
Hotsuma
Wenchmaster
Demon Seed
Demonica
Hotsuma
I Kicked Kennedy
Slartibartfast
Slothrop
Reverend Son Eric
Zorga
CannedLizard
DJRubberDucky
Hotsuma
Tao Jones and EVT are totally right about everything they said about y'all shortly before leaving, and are probably still together and living happy, successful lives without u n00bs holding them back.
Finally, Wacko Jacko > everyone and is completely justified in shafting all those little kids.
I was surprised that i wasn't on this list till I saw that medeo was the one that wrote it.
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisQuote from: Medeo
In addition, the following people may fornicate themselves with a rusty lawn-mower blade:
Hotsuma
Malaul
Bella
Reverend Son Eric
Horab
Trollax
Hotsuma
Reverend Son Eric
Roger
Hotsuma
Wenchmaster
Demon Seed
Demonica
Hotsuma
I Kicked Kennedy
Slartibartfast
Slothrop
Reverend Son Eric
Zorga
CannedLizard
DJRubberDucky
Hotsuma
I was surprised that i wasn't on this list till I saw that medeo was the one that wrote it.
:twisted: I did have you on the list like 4 times, but then I remembered who you are and decided not to risk it.
Quote from: MedeoQuote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisQuote from: Medeo
In addition, the following people may fornicate themselves with a rusty lawn-mower blade:
Hotsuma
Malaul
Bella
Reverend Son Eric
Horab
Trollax
Hotsuma
Reverend Son Eric
Roger
Hotsuma
Wenchmaster
Demon Seed
Demonica
Hotsuma
I Kicked Kennedy
Slartibartfast
Slothrop
Reverend Son Eric
Zorga
CannedLizard
DJRubberDucky
Hotsuma
I was surprised that i wasn't on this list till I saw that medeo was the one that wrote it.
:twisted: I did have you on the list like 4 times, but then I remembered who you are and decided not to risk it.
Look i only work for her and all... in the end I only get like 5% ( i love that thos things are on the same key)
And i'm not here to bury anyone just an unfortunate name is all.
wait...I'm on that list 5 times...
remember Medeo...I know where you live.
Quote from: Hotsumawait...I'm on that list 5 times...
remember Medeo...I know where you live.
yeah, next door to you and on the other side of chasgragves...
Quote from: MedeoQuote from: ainiQuote from: fluffyQuote from: Rev ThwackQuote from: fluffyQuote from: Rev ThwackQuote from: Revered Son EricQuote from: gnimbleyQuote from: Revered Son EricQuote from: Horab FibslagerQuote from: agent compassionFucking coworkers, man, they have parties and don't invite me, and they don't even care that I'm leaving tomorrow, fuck 'em. I don't need their false company. I can get drunk all by myself.
now that's the spirit!
Or are those the Spirits?
[Rocky]
But are they friendly spirits?
[/Rocky]
[Frankfurter]
ROCKY!
[/Frankfurter]
[Brad]
Janet!
[/Brad]
[bunny]
phhfffttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[still bunny]
[Barry White]
Well hay there little lady. Why don't you come sit down over here next to me.
[/Barry White]
(http://e-cards.speedera.net/eeb005f8a18ed6600570d74227e86790/area/valentines/beating-heart.gif)
[fairy]
meep
[/fairy]
[Malaul would hate us for this]
Extreme metaquotes!
[/please come back Malaul]
[Malaul is gone]
meepehehe
[/mischievous laughter]
you royally screwed up the page's coding.
Quote from: Hotsumawait...I'm on that list 5 times...
remember Medeo...I know where you live.
Not if I get there first!
Wait........ what?
Don't worry medeo I moved myself across the street from the white house and he'll never find you there.