http://www.kodachrome.org/branson/
Look at this page. By the bottom, you'll wish you'd been born in Sierra Leone or some other, more civilized place. Seriously. This is kitsch hell. I mean, who the FUCK takes pictures of the tour bus driver? And why does everyone look like they're trying not to scream?
Hell, the lead off pic is bad enough.
Holy shit, I hate humanity, even when they're not being outright assholes.
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE.
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET BABY JESUS! ANDY WILLIAMS AND GLEN CAMPBELL ARE STILL ALIVE?
:horrormirth:
THIS TOWN CANNOT REALLY EXIST! I AM NOT HAVING THIS SHIT!
This is, of course, only the beginning. I will dig shit like this up every day until my demands are met.
Oh, Dok...
I understand, you must see this, for SCIENCE... But the male anatomy just is not designed to stand this kind of stress.
Quote from: Luna on July 12, 2011, 03:39:26 AM
Oh, Dok...
I understand, you must see this, for SCIENCE... But the male anatomy just is not designed to stand this kind of stress.
The part about the ducks (the LST landing craft thingies) has left me full of hate. Not the burning kind of hate, the sour kind of hate that gives you ulcers.
Just lookes like some very pleasant vacation photos to me... wait, why is everything on fire? Oh crap, I looked too deeply at the precious moments chapel and Satan finally got a lock on my despair. Heh, joke's on him! I'll just leave it on screen and hold out the monitor like a bible.
:magick:
He doesn't seem amused... Do you want his number? He says he'll do ANYTHING to stop this from happening again. Finally some leverage! Thanks Doktor Howl!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 03:28:24 AM
http://www.kodachrome.org/branson/
Look at this page. By the bottom, you'll wish you'd been born in Sierra Leone or some other, more civilized place. Seriously. This is kitsch hell. I mean, who the FUCK takes pictures of the tour bus driver? And why does everyone look like they're trying not to scream?
Hell, the lead off pic is bad enough.
Holy shit, I hate humanity, even when they're not being outright assholes.
I knew it was going to be bad before I even started scrolling, when I read Precious Moments Chapel in the title, but I had no idea. :x
:lulz: God, those are awful. Especially the Precious Moments chapel.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 12, 2011, 04:01:05 AM
Just lookes like some very pleasant vacation photos to me... wait, why is everything on fire? Oh crap, I looked too deeply at the precious moments chapel and Satan finally got a lock on my despair. Heh, joke's on him! I'll just leave it on screen and hold out the monitor like a bible.
:magick:
He doesn't seem amused... Do you want his number? He says he'll do ANYTHING to stop this from happening again. Finally some leverage! Thanks Doktor Howl!
FUCK YOU.
Goddamn it, another perfectly good fucking thread killed by The Asshole Joseph.
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, YOU GODDAMN RETARD, OR I WILL FOLLOW YOU FROM THREAD TO THREAD, SHITTING ON EVERY GODDAMN THING YOU DO.
Quote from: Pastor Mungbean Zucchini on July 12, 2011, 04:04:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 03:28:24 AM
http://www.kodachrome.org/branson/
Look at this page. By the bottom, you'll wish you'd been born in Sierra Leone or some other, more civilized place. Seriously. This is kitsch hell. I mean, who the FUCK takes pictures of the tour bus driver? And why does everyone look like they're trying not to scream?
Hell, the lead off pic is bad enough.
Holy shit, I hate humanity, even when they're not being outright assholes.
I knew it was going to be bad before I even started scrolling, when I read Precious Moments Chapel in the title, but I had no idea. :x
The chorus/song and dance shows fill me with a level of loathing that I can't communicate. Fortunately, asshole came into the thread and allowed me to shit some of my hate.
Quote from: Hover Cat on July 12, 2011, 04:05:03 AM
:lulz: God, those are awful. Especially the Precious Moments chapel.
"And their penguins".
:x
Apparently an ultra - cutesy stations of the cross was beneath them.
Fuckers.
Oh, hey. That Christian tour company is local to me. I see their buses around here all the time. I could take the same trip! :fap:
Quote from: Pastor Mungbean Zucchini on July 12, 2011, 04:17:39 AM
Oh, hey. That Christian tour company is local to me. I see their buses around here all the time. I could take the same trip! :fap:
I fucking DARE you.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 04:18:41 AM
Quote from: Pastor Mungbean Zucchini on July 12, 2011, 04:17:39 AM
Oh, hey. That Christian tour company is local to me. I see their buses around here all the time. I could take the same trip! :fap:
I fucking DARE you.
I don't know, man. I currently have a will to live, and I'd like to keep it.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 04:05:11 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 12, 2011, 04:01:05 AM
Just lookes like some very pleasant vacation photos to me... wait, why is everything on fire? Oh crap, I looked too deeply at the precious moments chapel and Satan finally got a lock on my despair. Heh, joke's on him! I'll just leave it on screen and hold out the monitor like a bible.
:magick:
He doesn't seem amused... Do you want his number? He says he'll do ANYTHING to stop this from happening again. Finally some leverage! Thanks Doktor Howl!
FUCK YOU.
Goddamn it, another perfectly good fucking thread killed by The Asshole Joseph.
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, YOU GODDAMN RETARD, OR I WILL FOLLOW YOU FROM THREAD TO THREAD, SHITTING ON EVERY GODDAMN THING YOU DO.
:oops:
Alright. NOT trying to be a jerk here. I'll go the fuck away. Thought this thread was funny. I'll just read your threads as sayng "Don't post here Asshole Joseph 'cuz I hate you!" in addition to whatever else funny or not.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 12, 2011, 04:24:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 04:05:11 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 12, 2011, 04:01:05 AM
Just lookes like some very pleasant vacation photos to me... wait, why is everything on fire? Oh crap, I looked too deeply at the precious moments chapel and Satan finally got a lock on my despair. Heh, joke's on him! I'll just leave it on screen and hold out the monitor like a bible.
:magick:
He doesn't seem amused... Do you want his number? He says he'll do ANYTHING to stop this from happening again. Finally some leverage! Thanks Doktor Howl!
FUCK YOU.
Goddamn it, another perfectly good fucking thread killed by The Asshole Joseph.
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, YOU GODDAMN RETARD, OR I WILL FOLLOW YOU FROM THREAD TO THREAD, SHITTING ON EVERY GODDAMN THING YOU DO.
:oops:
Alright. NOT trying to be a jerk here. I'll go the fuck away. Thought this thread was funny. I'll just read your threads as sayng "Don't post here Asshole Joseph 'cuz I hate you!" in addition to whatever else funny or not.
That's the general idea.
Quote from: Pastor Mungbean Zucchini on July 12, 2011, 04:21:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 04:18:41 AM
Quote from: Pastor Mungbean Zucchini on July 12, 2011, 04:17:39 AM
Oh, hey. That Christian tour company is local to me. I see their buses around here all the time. I could take the same trip! :fap:
I fucking DARE you.
I don't know, man. I currently have a will to live, and I'd like to keep it.
YOU HAVE TO GET THE
FULL EFFECT.
AAAAAAAUUUUGHHHHH!!!!!
(http://www.shoji.com/images/mainpics.jpg)
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/give_me_a_spit_take_skit.jpg)
:cramstipated:
The people who put together the "trip" photoset run a youtube channel:
http://www.youtube.com/atimetoremember
QuoteI was able to get close enough to a field of wild poppies to get a few pictures.
ahahahaha
Oh my god, is that craft strip mall still there? Wow, memory lanes and shit.
Also, I drove a duck when I was like 8. It was fun, and a thing to brag about to my other 8 year old friends.
they didn't go to the Butterfly Place? They missed out. I see they missed that one Dixie show, too, and that's worth seeing if it's still there. Dinner and theater with horses and ostriches and things is win.
I think my cousin got married at the Precious Moments chapel...
:lulz:
If the way those people looked and the angels on carousel horsies didn't tip you off that THE PRECIOUS MOMENTS CHAPEL IS EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE, it's your own fault.
I'm going to bleach my eyes now and curl up with some Goatse and old GIGGLES posts and try to heal.
The really horrifying part of this?
This could be the vacation photos of one side of my family.
I've sat through similar, and had to make the nice-nice "Oh, how wonderful" comments.
Without puking.
Quote from: Telarus on July 12, 2011, 07:54:15 AM
(http://www.shoji.com/images/mainpics.jpg)
The Dumb & Dumber haircut helps him overcome cultural barriers. :horrormirth:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 03:28:24 AM
http://www.kodachrome.org/branson/
Look at this page. By the bottom, you'll wish you'd been born in Sierra Leone or some other, more civilized place. Seriously. This is kitsch hell. I mean, who the FUCK takes pictures of the tour bus driver? And why does everyone look like they're trying not to scream?
Hell, the lead off pic is bad enough.
Holy shit, I hate humanity, even when they're not being outright assholes.
IS IT WEIRD THAT I HAVE A BONER?
Weird that YOU have a boner?
Definitely not.
:cry:
I have no words.
At least it is far enough away that I won't have nightmares...... much.
I have something even better in mind for tonight.
Unless my demands are met.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 02:55:16 PM
I have something even better in mind for tonight.
Unless my demands are met.
What are your demands? Did I miss them somewhere? :?
Quote from: Khara on July 12, 2011, 02:57:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 02:55:16 PM
I have something even better in mind for tonight.
Unless my demands are met.
What are your demands? Did I miss them somewhere? :?
I want my real world back, not this robot shit.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 02:58:32 PM
Quote from: Khara on July 12, 2011, 02:57:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 02:55:16 PM
I have something even better in mind for tonight.
Unless my demands are met.
What are your demands? Did I miss them somewhere? :?
I want my real world back, not this robot shit.
Ah, well unfortunately, I think that ship has sailed. :sad:
(http://i.imgur.com/5nrKX.jpg)
Better.
OMG!
:spittake:
That is beautiful!!!
Best fread evah. :lulz:
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 12, 2011, 08:21:24 PM
Best fread evah. :lulz:
I don't think we've exhausted the horror, here.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 08, 2011, 06:44:32 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 12, 2011, 08:21:24 PM
Best fread evah. :lulz:
I don't think we've exhausted the horror, here.
Oh no, I think we have a lot more we can do....
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 03:28:24 AM
http://www.kodachrome.org/branson/
Look at this page. By the bottom, you'll wish you'd been born in Sierra Leone or some other, more civilized place. Seriously. This is kitsch hell. I mean, who the FUCK takes pictures of the tour bus driver? And why does everyone look like they're trying not to scream?
Hell, the lead off pic is bad enough.
Holy shit, I hate humanity, even when they're not being outright assholes.
Was it GIGGLES who appropriated the busdriver photo?
:lulz:
Quote from: Jenne on August 08, 2011, 07:31:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 03:28:24 AM
http://www.kodachrome.org/branson/
Look at this page. By the bottom, you'll wish you'd been born in Sierra Leone or some other, more civilized place. Seriously. This is kitsch hell. I mean, who the FUCK takes pictures of the tour bus driver? And why does everyone look like they're trying not to scream?
Hell, the lead off pic is bad enough.
Holy shit, I hate humanity, even when they're not being outright assholes.
Was it GIGGLES who appropriated the busdriver photo?
:lulz:
Yes.
It has a GIGGLES-worthy horror element to it on par with that retarded Exxon guy a few years back.
HIS BROTHER?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 03:28:24 AM
http://www.kodachrome.org/branson/
Look at this page. By the bottom, you'll wish you'd been born in Sierra Leone or some other, more civilized place. Seriously. This is kitsch hell. I mean, who the FUCK takes pictures of the tour bus driver? And why does everyone look like they're trying not to scream?
Hell, the lead off pic is bad enough.
Holy shit, I hate humanity, even when they're not being outright assholes.
Bump because Branson.
:vom:
All I know about Branson is the collection of wretched VHS videos that EverythingIsTerrible.com has been collecting (http://www.everythingisterrible.com/search/label/branson).
It's one of those places that Neil Gaiman described as America's equivalent of the holy spot. Like, if you drive around Europe there are all these 500 year old churches and mystical valleys and spots which drew people there and they had to do something religious.
In America, somebody recognized the inherent holiness of those spots and capitalized on them. They're all road side tourist traps. And places like Branson, which are midway between the two. HOLY LAND USA comes to mind too.
Quote from: Cramulus on August 14, 2013, 08:38:17 PM
:vom:
All I know about Branson is the collection of wretched VHS videos that EverythingIsTerrible.com has been collecting (http://www.everythingisterrible.com/search/label/branson).
It's one of those places that Neil Gaiman described as America's equivalent of the holy spot. Like, if you drive around Europe there are all these 500 year old churches and mystical valleys and spots which drew people there and they had to do something religious.
In America, somebody recognized the inherent holiness of those spots and capitalized on them. They're all road side tourist traps. And places like Branson, which are midway between the two. HOLY LAND USA comes to mind too.
And they smeared Dolly Parton all over it. Because nothing says "Holy Spot" like saccharine.
As best as I can tell from google maps, Branson makes a kind of smushed upside down pyramid with Graceland and Dollywood. I think the Opry is in it.
Need to work up some kind of Illuminati thing. :lol:
Those are probably the happiest people on earth.
Think about it.
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 01:18:11 AM
Those are probably the happiest people on earth.
Think about it.
Not really. But boy, do they SMILE a lot. They smile like people in Phoenix smile. "EVERYTHING IS GREAT! I FIND IT FUNNY THAT YOU THINK I MAY BELIEVE OTHERWISE!"
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 01:22:44 AM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 01:18:11 AM
Those are probably the happiest people on earth.
Think about it.
Not really. But boy, do they SMILE a lot. They smile like people in Phoenix smile. "EVERYTHING IS GREAT! I FIND IT FUNNY THAT YOU THINK I MAY BELIEVE OTHERWISE!"
No, I am actually pretty sure that the people who put this http://www.kodachrome.org/branson/ up are really pretty damn happy.
Angel figurines and flowerpots with personality.
It doesn't take much to make my dog happy, either.
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 01:27:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 01:22:44 AM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 01:18:11 AM
Those are probably the happiest people on earth.
Think about it.
Not really. But boy, do they SMILE a lot. They smile like people in Phoenix smile. "EVERYTHING IS GREAT! I FIND IT FUNNY THAT YOU THINK I MAY BELIEVE OTHERWISE!"
No, I am actually pretty sure that the people who put this http://www.kodachrome.org/branson/ up are really pretty damn happy.
Angel figurines and flowerpots with personality.
It doesn't take much to make my dog happy, either.
I always got the feeling that underneath, they're SEETHING.
And they want to shred everything that's NOT Precious Moments/happy flowerpots/angels. With their TEETH.
Quote from: stelz on August 15, 2013, 03:14:51 AM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 01:27:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 01:22:44 AM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 01:18:11 AM
Those are probably the happiest people on earth.
Think about it.
Not really. But boy, do they SMILE a lot. They smile like people in Phoenix smile. "EVERYTHING IS GREAT! I FIND IT FUNNY THAT YOU THINK I MAY BELIEVE OTHERWISE!"
No, I am actually pretty sure that the people who put this http://www.kodachrome.org/branson/ up are really pretty damn happy.
Angel figurines and flowerpots with personality.
It doesn't take much to make my dog happy, either.
I always got the feeling that underneath, they're SEETHING.
And they want to shred everything that's NOT Precious Moments/happy flowerpots/angels. With their TEETH.
I've known some people like them, and they were basically simple and mostly happy. They get mad or scared about dumb things and it's easy to hurt their feelings but they recover quickly. I think we make a mistake in attributing to them excessive layers of complexity.
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 16, 2013, 10:38:44 PM
Quote from: stelz on August 15, 2013, 03:14:51 AM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 01:27:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 01:22:44 AM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 01:18:11 AM
Those are probably the happiest people on earth.
Think about it.
Not really. But boy, do they SMILE a lot. They smile like people in Phoenix smile. "EVERYTHING IS GREAT! I FIND IT FUNNY THAT YOU THINK I MAY BELIEVE OTHERWISE!"
No, I am actually pretty sure that the people who put this http://www.kodachrome.org/branson/ up are really pretty damn happy.
Angel figurines and flowerpots with personality.
It doesn't take much to make my dog happy, either.
I always got the feeling that underneath, they're SEETHING.
And they want to shred everything that's NOT Precious Moments/happy flowerpots/angels. With their TEETH.
I've known some people like them, and they were basically simple and mostly happy. They get mad or scared about dumb things and it's easy to hurt their feelings but they recover quickly. I think we make a mistake in attributing to them excessive layers of complexity.
Probably true. I find that I don't WANT them to be that simple. But what I want and what the universe IS are often very different.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 16, 2013, 10:46:23 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 16, 2013, 10:38:44 PM
Quote from: stelz on August 15, 2013, 03:14:51 AM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 01:27:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 15, 2013, 01:22:44 AM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 15, 2013, 01:18:11 AM
Those are probably the happiest people on earth.
Think about it.
Not really. But boy, do they SMILE a lot. They smile like people in Phoenix smile. "EVERYTHING IS GREAT! I FIND IT FUNNY THAT YOU THINK I MAY BELIEVE OTHERWISE!"
No, I am actually pretty sure that the people who put this http://www.kodachrome.org/branson/ up are really pretty damn happy.
Angel figurines and flowerpots with personality.
It doesn't take much to make my dog happy, either.
I always got the feeling that underneath, they're SEETHING.
And they want to shred everything that's NOT Precious Moments/happy flowerpots/angels. With their TEETH.
I've known some people like them, and they were basically simple and mostly happy. They get mad or scared about dumb things and it's easy to hurt their feelings but they recover quickly. I think we make a mistake in attributing to them excessive layers of complexity.
Probably true. I find that I don't WANT them to be that simple. But what I want and what the universe IS are often very different.
The thing to remember is that they aren't the bad guys. The bad guys are the people who know they're simple, and manipulate that simplicity for their own gain.
Divine punishment has arrived.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/duck-boat-capsizes-near-branson-missouri-at-least-17-killed/ar-BBKS5sI?ocid=spartanntp
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 20, 2018, 05:53:18 PM
Divine punishment has arrived.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/duck-boat-capsizes-near-branson-missouri-at-least-17-killed/ar-BBKS5sI?ocid=spartanntp
Trump rallies should feature duck boats like that.
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on October 15, 2018, 12:40:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 20, 2018, 05:53:18 PM
Divine punishment has arrived.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/duck-boat-capsizes-near-branson-missouri-at-least-17-killed/ar-BBKS5sI?ocid=spartanntp
Trump rallies should feature duck boats like that.
Why am I thinking of Mayor Oswald cobblepots boat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vri9WAG9q5s&feature=youtu.be&t=33