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A fucking flamethrower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oooh, pretty colours.

Looky here, nice red and yellow thing coming out of flame thrower. Let's point it at the Baron.



::chars Baron's left hand::

Oopsie!!

::runs onto stage wearing a grass skirt and coconut bra::

Weeeeeee hoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just flew in from Hawaii and boy are my arms tired!!! ::

Thank you, thank you!

::picks up Baron's limp hand clutching to the bottle of 50::

Hand it over mo fo! I just dropped 20 hits of acid and I'm ready to take all you motherfuckers on!

Enrico, you so crazy! Lookeee your show has been invaded by moi!

Guess what I have under this grass skirt!

I don't know about you, but I know some filthy fucking hippies.

Also, I didn't know patchouli was an oil.

I have also known some hippies and they were fucking filthy indeed. And they always stank to high heaven of patchouli, it might be just a Canuckistani thing but here you can buy it in "essential oil" form. It's truly heinous.

Hippies and anarchists smell to the high heavens. Except the hippies think they can cover up their BO with patchouli.

Fnordiscordia was spared the patchouli terror. Why did we have to suffer? Oh the unfairness of life.

It happens to everyone, and you were distracted by Enrico's flaming radiance.

I thought I smelled something sulphurous!

[Ramones] Lobotomy! Lobotomy! [/Ramones]

Sorry.  Had to do it.

Deserved, actually. Can't believe I spelled that wrong. Booo to me.

At least something is keeping her busy.

Perhaps now we can shoot a Parody of "Lost"

Do it. That Diabo's been giving it up to all them graffiti guys.

Those guys? Those are the hostages from the Crips gang which we lobotomized yesterday. She can have them. They're practically useless without fore brains.

[Ramones] Labotomy! Labotomy! [/Ramones]

At least something is keeping her busy.

Perhaps now we can shoot a Parody of "Lost"

Do it. That Diabo's been giving it up to all them graffiti guys.

I don't know about you, but I know some filthy fucking hippies.

Also, I didn't know patchouli was an oil.

I have also known some hippies and they were fucking filthy indeed. And they always stank to high heaven of patchouli, it might be just a Canuckistani thing but here you can buy it in "essential oil" form. It's truly heinous.

That's fucking close, but no cigar.

Unless he pulled a "Clinton"...





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That's fucking close, but no cigar.

Yeah, that whole "hygiene" thing is not all it's cracked up to be.

But still.

Nothing can convince me to hang out around so much patchouli oil.

I was just asking because this girl was a hippie, not implying that you were a hippie.

It was kind of funny though.

Yes it was.  
Thankfully I am not a hippie.
I don't think they allow hateful people to join.

::has hate for those who deserve it::

Are you a hippie?

NO! ::stomps off to sit in the corner and steam::
Hippies smell.

Ya know toots, First, with eveyone seeming to recognize you from somewhere.... And you knitting scarves.....

.....And Thoes all being traits of a lil old lady.... ARE YOU THE WHOLE BOARDS GRAMMY !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

If all your grammies were crass, swore like sailors and wore short skirts then sure. I'm your grammy! Now kindly get grammy that bottle of Scotch dear.

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