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mix it with an egg and some cod liver oil and have it for breakfast.

faust could you perhaps explain me what you're doing if you "squeeze the bits until all the excess waste is gone" ?

you mean to throw away the cucumber juice?

.. that's not waste

I don't use it and removing it makes the stuff thicker (gotta try the strainer thing next time).
What do you use it for?

Completely un-thought thought:

"Hey!  You read Illuminatus!  Remember Hagbard Celine and the LDS?  Well, it exists, and you can be part of it!"

So maybe dusting off some old memes:

Erisian Liberation Front, Legion of Dynamic Discord,  Gold& Appel... what else?

Fake page for gold & apple hosted here Y/N?

yeah. needs a littlebit of mint, though.

and, depending on how thick the skin of your cucumbers are, you might wanna consider just washing hem instead of skinning, before grating.

I'm not a fan of mint(not even chocolate) but most people would probably prefer it with a small bit of mint.

our felafal place in town gives out to you if you ask for meat, thats the kebab or something. the veg stuff they fry as balls is really nice.

Heh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.

please tell me this is satire. 

It is, I would never want to meet anyone who is REALLY that pretentious in real life

Heh, you could say I'm a bit of an audiophile. I don't listen to mainstream trash. Ever hear of a band called Radiohead? I didn't think so. I also like underground metal such as "Tool" (Yes, that is a band name). If you only listen to what Clear Channel crams down your throat, don't bother talking to me, I don't have time for you.

I got bored tonight so I wanted to eat something a bit healthier then my usual dinner so I made some Tzatziki and a burger and stuck it in a wrap.
Tzatziki is a yogurt/garlic sauce and is really easy to make and is fairly good for you.
for the meal you need

• a cucumber
  
• thick plain yogurt(Greek style is what most places sell it as)
  
• olive oil
  
• garlic
  
• any meat of your choice but the less juice/salt in it the better
  
• a pita or a wrap of some kind but bread will do if you don't have any
  
• vinegar(optional depending on taste)
  

How food make)

• skin the cucumber and then grate the inside into a bowl.
  
• squeeze the bits until all the excess waste is gone
  
• mix them into the yogurt
  
• add a dash of olive oil, if you want you can also add a small amount of vinegar
  
• mix again until it the oil is well absorbed
  
• crush a garlic clove, you may only want half a clove if you are not a fan of garlic. if you dont have a crusher(like me) chop the clove into very tiny pieces
  
• mix it into the yogurt and stir for a couple of minutes
  
• you have to leave it stand for about 10-15 min in the fridge
  
• cook whatever meat you want in the wrap, I used a burger on the grill till all the juice was gone out of it
  
• warm pita/wrap/bread in oven/grill/toaster.
  
• combine meat+pita+tzatziki and eat
  

I read a collection last year when I was doing the security. some really good stories that are actually still scary to date.

[Musical-Murray Continuum.]

Peter Venkman is played by Bill Murray in the movies.
In the cartoon, his voice is played by Lorenzo Music.
Lorenzo Music used the same voice for Garfield (the cartoon)
Bill Murray did the voice of Garfield for the Garfield CGI movie

For the Garfield movie, Bill Murray was essentially doing an impression of Lorenzo Music. Who was, in turn, doing an impression of Bill Murray. I call this the Musical-Murray Continuum.

IS YUOR MIND BLOWN YET?

Holy shit

Explain the differences between MS Paint and Photoshop.

This is why I wont be fucking around with threads or posts.
its easier to troll them anyway

I transform into ellen degenerous once a month

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