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In short, what I,Äôm missing is the constant stream of non-linear consciousness that only PD.com seems to be able to provide.  And you know what that means, boys and girls,Ķ

Since this board seems to contain 30% rants and Catology (i.e. non-theology, i.e. insights into Discordianism), and 70% blog/cookies/pie/fluff, I can only conclude that a mind such as mine can only be properly maintained when it is getting a certain amount of so-called ,Äúuseless,Äù information along with the straight-up ,Äúshit your hate,Äù posts....

In short, I miss you guys, and I can,Äôt seem to get back in the creative groove.  Boo hoo.  Guess I,Äôll just plunge fishhooks into my eyelids.

Careful, you'll be the next one accused of being one of my alts   Skip the fishhooks, it's hard to appreciate porn without functioning eyes.  Check your PM's.

I'll have you know I only have 3 Tarot decks, one of which I never use because it's round.  I don't know either, it seemed like a good idea at the time.  

Two more points about the smiling, first hippie lettuce produces much smiling.  Two, you forgot about the whole Wednesday Adams or Mandy smile, the one that creeps you out or brings about the end of the universe kind of thing.  I suspect more than a few of us have smiles like that.  Or can produce one if needs be.  

Other than that it was just about perfect.  You have a keen eye for human behavior.

[Also, you took it harder than Eldora did.]

You'd break your fist/bat on me because I'm so gnar I'm like radar.

(hah, get it? sonar? so gnar?  Oh man that was good...)

Also, you took it harder than Eldora did.

*hands Horab another midol*

How many of those things can you safely take anyways? Yuo still spotting?

I do not find that word all that offensive.  Like I said somewhere else, once you hear a professor say a word in a university classroom, it takes a lot out of it.  You did, however, seriously piss off some other people.  I'm not sure who came up with magic region, but that word filter made some of your posts truly histerical btw, you are probably still pissing some people off, not sure, with all that crap in your sig.  Pretty funny considering the first word filter was yours.

Fess up Rog. Is "The FATHER" character on cartoon networks Codename:
Kids Next Door actuALLY THE "aNTI-bOB"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Wigglestein

I'm so glad I am not the only one who noticed that.  I tried to get a picture off the TV, but because Father is in shadow all the time they never came out.

This special was about 25 years old, it was kinda scary

How about the PBS special of an old Tom JOnes TV concert that was on tonight.  No, I swear, I got out of the shower and that was what my husband was watching and no, I don't know why  

24 nipples! That's alot of boob! how much milk on average would that produce?

From personal experience, I could get 9 ounces pumping at lunch time during the time I was breast feeding, but that was both sides, but one side would have been used just a few hours before.  Does that help?

[People were denounced as Jews or secret Communists so that someone could get a flat or promotion while the often falsely accused person lingered in a concentration camp.]

When I studied how the Gestapo worked in Cologne, it was exactly the same.  Over 50% of their intelligence and tip-offs were recieved from the general public who had no incentive from the Gestapo to report them.  People were denounced as Jews or secret Communists so that someone could get a flat or promotion while the often falsely accused person lingered in a concentration camp.  I havent looked at it, but I wouldnt be surprised if this was the method of operation from Soviet Russia to the UK in the 80s.

Exchange concentration camp for burning at the stake and you have the reason most "witches" were burned.  Not because anyone thought they were a witch, but because someone wanted their land.

[the highest murder rate in teh world]

yes. the highest murder rate in teh world, which makes many war torn countries look quite safe is the highest form of freedom of expression.


my right to kill my neighbor is protected under the first ammendment.



this is fantastic. really. in a very sad sort of way.

umm, the US is FAR from having the highest murder rate in the world, FYI.

that honor belongs to Colombia.

http://www.gunsandammomag.com/second_amendment/rk0405/
Google is your friend, but the article doesn't show a link for supporting info from the UN, where it claims to getr its info.

You have a very unique style.  I really like it.

[Carrot Top.]

I kind of like what the world's got already

for example

- A gravitational pull that compliments our rollercoasters well
- the color green
- octopi

Yuo forgot:

Tom DeLay,
Alberto Gonzalez,
and
Carrot Top.

All of the above are not equal to a single Giant Mutated Man Eating Hamster.

That is all.

Why the hate for Carrot Top, because his hair is redder than yours, and fluffier  

[Can I have the heart?]

This is so beautiful, Enr!co.



What did you do with King's body?
Can I have the heart?

I think one if his ex wives got custody of that already  

[how this will cause average citizens to start turning on each other]

I'm The Good Reverend Roger, and I approve of this product.

TGRR,
Needs to see how this will cause average citizens to start turning on each other, though.

Limited supply, no rainchecks.

What possesses people to dress like the Addam's Family anyway?

The Adam's Family is cooler than Goths.  Just saying.

Wasn't trying to get you banned, sorry, nice try though.