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Fuck this.

I have fucking had it with all the bitching whining and moaning on this goddamn board.  What started out as a fun way to pass the day has become a tedious and uncomfortable experience.

So I decided. ,ÄúIf I can choose my own reality, why the hell should I stick around this place, where the sheer amount of negativity is enough to choke a horse?,Äù

So, that,Äôs it.  I,Äôve got better things to do.  To you, Eris might be strife, and pain, and sarcasm, and humiliation, but to me, she,Äôs simply the unexpected, and you better get ready to deal with whatever she throws at you next.  

I just don,Äôt want to deal with slogging throw meaningless arguments that do nothing to forward personal growth, but are just petty circuit 2 domination/submission games disguised as circuit 3 debates.  You guys are merely flinging shit.  It would be much more honest if you admitted it was all about whose ego needs to get stroked more.

I,Äôve made my point clearly about how I feel regarding the fluff posters, so don,Äôt think this is about you.  Your positive optimism helps keep me afloat in this Grey job I wade through.

As for you other assholes, I,Äôm done.  See ya.  And no, I,Äôm not finishing LMNO-PI.  What,Äôs the point?



Much love to those that deserve it,
LMNO


::grabs razor, slits wrists up, not across::




BOARD SUICIDE!

   

imaginary bars  

well, that's news to me.

wow. you actually turned something related to SpongeBob Squarepants into something COOL.

but will you use this as an NSRA theme song?  

[who makes nice pizza next to the sea?class-ic turd pants!discordant and bawdy and commie is he!class-ic turd pants!if soviet hijinks is something you wish!class-ic turd pants!call up his cabal and sign on his list!class-ic turd pantsclass-ic turd pantsclass-ic turd pants!!]

SO YOU'D BETTER START BEING JUST WHAT YOU ARE.

i'm pretty sure that line was in the spongebob movie.


ohhhh........

who makes nice pizza next to the sea?

class-ic turd pants!

discordant and bawdy and commie is he!

class-ic turd pants!

if soviet hijinks is something you wish!

class-ic turd pants!

call up his cabal and sign on his list!

class-ic turd pants
class-ic turd pants
class-ic turd pants!![/i]

WHY DID YOU BAN HIM?????

WHY DIDN'T YOU BAN  HIM?

I don't show my work, I do it all in my head :P

You're cheating. I'm reporting you to the Dean.

screw that, i'm reporting you to the GOVERNOR!

what about being fired from a blowjob?

Surprisingly enough, that's the one small moment in your life when you don't suck.[/quote]


   

big round of applause for LMNO...he's here all this week, folks.

how about rock, paper scissors? (best of five)

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ooohhhh, I like it.  It kind of has an Archie's comics on crack look, but that makes it even better

archie comics.....[sigh]...where are you betty cooper?

we have our first contestant! big round of applause for AC!!

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I can play guitar like a motherfucker, I can dance like I'm not white, I can drink ANYONE under the table, and I beat a lesbian in a pussy-eating contest.

oh, and once I cooked for the King of Norway.

Details, please?  with, perhaps, photographic samples?

I used to live next door to a lesbian. We became best friends and almost got married (for tax purposes, mostly.) We had a running argument about whether or not it was even possible for a guy to be as skilled at cunnilingus as a girl. One night when we were out drinking at the 5-Point, we ran into an old girlfriend of hers. The three of us got raging drunk. At some point, she brought up our argument and asked if the ex-gf would be willing to help us settle the wager. we agreed that there would be a half-hour between our turns so as to start each turn with a clean slate, so to speak. I won. Got $50 and I got to shag a hot lesbian. One of my shining moments, if I do say so myself.

sorry, no photos.

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