One Fuckton of butter.
An assload of brown sugar.
A Christcubit of marshmallow.
A dash of salt.
And BAM:
(http://i.imgur.com/uuhi1.jpg)
Eat it!
Seriously, eat it. It's good.
Turns into jello the next day.
Take that yams.
Sweet balls dude that looks terrible.
FUCK YOU MY FAMILY WAS KILLED BY BANDS OF ASSRAPING YAMS!
ASSRAPING YAMS.
I TRIED MAKING ALTY'S RECIPE BUT ALL I GOT WAS A BOWL OF SUGAR AND MARSHMALLOW AND BUTTER AND SALT BECAUSE THE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING LIST YAMS AS AN INGREDIENT.
I fail to see the problem here.
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No idea why this is so funny.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 24, 2011, 07:03:07 AM
I TRIED MAKING ALTY'S RECIPE BUT ALL I GOT WAS A BOWL OF SUGAR AND MARSHMALLOW AND BUTTER AND SALT BECAUSE THE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING LIST YAMS AS AN INGREDIENT.
Quote from: Alty on November 24, 2011, 08:21:29 AM
I fail to see the problem here.
:mittens:
Any recipe which begins with:
One Fuckton of butter.
An assload of brown sugar.
Is pretty much automatically epic.
Actually, that's kinda how great-grandma's cinnamon roll recipe works... Not quite in those words, but...
HEY HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD ABOUT MY MASHED POTATO RECIPE?
Butter
Cream
Salt
Pepper
Throw them into a bowl and mash them together and then you get this:
(http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2007/10/08/IG0910_Mashed_Potatoes_lg.jpg)
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 24, 2011, 08:27:09 PM
HEY HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD ABOUT MY MASHED POTATO RECIPE?
Butter
Cream
Salt
Pepper
Throw them into a bowl and mash them together and then you get this:
(http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2007/10/08/IG0910_Mashed_Potatoes_lg.jpg)
:lulz: I insist that you develop this into a full troll.
:lol:
I WAS IN CHARGE OF CRANBERRY SAUCE FOR THANKSGIVING THIS YEAR, BECAUSE MY SISTER THINKS I'M THE SPECIAL KID IN CLASS AND CAN'T ACTUALLY COOK. SO HERE'S MY CRANBERRY SAUCE RECIPE.
water
sugar
Put those in a pot on medium low for like 15 minutes and then let it cool and you get this
(http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2008/11/24/LF0111_Cranberry-Sauce_lg.jpg)
:mittens:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 24, 2011, 07:03:07 AM
I TRIED MAKING ALTY'S RECIPE BUT ALL I GOT WAS A BOWL OF SUGAR AND MARSHMALLOW AND BUTTER AND SALT BECAUSE THE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING LIST YAMS AS AN INGREDIENT.
The Yams are an emergent property that arise from the increasing complexity of the already existing ingredients. I guess what I'm saying is, needs more mashmallow.
EOC made me hyperventilate from the funny.
Yuo = bad man. :cry:
Quote from: Alty on November 24, 2011, 06:58:12 AM
FUCK YOU MY FAMILY WAS KILLED BY BANDS OF ASSRAPING YAMS!
ASSRAPING YAMS.
NIGEL WILL HAMMER YAMS UP ALTY'S ASS
IF ALTY ASKS NICELY.
I really thing EOC's recipes need to be tried out on TOTSE2.
Quote from: Nigel on November 25, 2011, 08:47:38 AM
Quote from: Alty on November 24, 2011, 06:58:12 AM
FUCK YOU MY FAMILY WAS KILLED BY BANDS OF ASSRAPING YAMS!
ASSRAPING YAMS.
NIGEL WILL HAMMER YAMS UP ALTY'S ASS
IF ALTY ASKS NICELY.
:nopics:
There are some things in this world Luna is not yet prepared to see, thank you very much.
Then Luna can bloody well stay out of this thread.
PICS OF NIGEL HAMMER TIMING YAMS UP ALTY'S ASS OR GTFO
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 25, 2011, 06:24:15 PM
Then Luna can bloody well stay out of this thread.
PICS OF NIGEL HAMMER TIMING YAMS UP ALTY'S ASS OR GTFO
He has to ask nicely first.
Quote from: Nigel on November 25, 2011, 07:53:19 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 25, 2011, 06:24:15 PM
Then Luna can bloody well stay out of this thread.
PICS OF NIGEL HAMMER TIMING YAMS UP ALTY'S ASS OR GTFO
He has to ask nicely first.
Well, yes. It would be a treat, so manners are always better.
BRB NEED MOAR BUTTER.
:lulz:
I RENAME THIS DISH:
BUCKET PIE.
THIS IS ONE (1) DAY OLD BUCKET PIE.
(http://i.imgur.com/UhUMFLE.jpg)
I RECLAIM THE TERM BUCKET PIE FOR USE TO DESCRIBE A PARTICULAR TYPE OF POOP
THIS IS ONE (1) DAY OLD BUCKET PIE.
JUST KIDDING, I'M NOT POSTING A PHOTO OF POOP
DON'T BE JELLY.
I forgot how fucking funny this thread was. Fucking totally classic. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Bump
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 25, 2011, 08:47:38 AM
Quote from: Alty on November 24, 2011, 06:58:12 AM
FUCK YOU MY FAMILY WAS KILLED BY BANDS OF ASSRAPING YAMS!
ASSRAPING YAMS.
NIGEL WILL HAMMER YAMS UP ALTY'S ASS
IF ALTY ASKS NICELY.
Given the current state of things, this thread became extremely
awkward AWESOME.
Quote from: LMNO on September 24, 2015, 04:31:59 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 25, 2011, 08:47:38 AM
Quote from: Alty on November 24, 2011, 06:58:12 AM
FUCK YOU MY FAMILY WAS KILLED BY BANDS OF ASSRAPING YAMS!
ASSRAPING YAMS.
NIGEL WILL HAMMER YAMS UP ALTY'S ASS
IF ALTY ASKS NICELY.
Given the current state of things, this thread became extremely awkward AWESOME.
:lulz: See anybody can make it "FB Official". To make it PD official you need to have yams and a 4 year old prophecy involving assrape. It's intricate and beautiful.
He asked nicely.
Yams are still not food. Just saying.
Except if you eat them backward, and that seems to be the case here.
ITT: Candied Yams becomes a euphemism for getting a Nigeling in the butts.
Quote from: Don Coyote on September 24, 2015, 08:37:43 PM
ITT: Candied Yams becomes a euphemism for getting a Nigeling in the butts.
Actually in some rant or another, years ago, I exhorted Nigel to "HAMMER THAT YAM RIGHT UP MY GUTS, MISTRESS", and it sort of took on a life of it's own. Now there's people walking bow-legged all over Portland, and nobody even
jokes about having sweet potatoes for Thanksgiving.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2015, 09:33:42 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on September 24, 2015, 08:37:43 PM
ITT: Candied Yams becomes a euphemism for getting a Nigeling in the butts.
Actually in some rant or another, years ago, I exhorted Nigel to "HAMMER THAT YAM RIGHT UP MY GUTS, MISTRESS", and it sort of took on a life of it's own. Now there's people walking bow-legged all over Portland, and nobody even jokes about having sweet potatoes for Thanksgiving.
You should see people cringe when yams are mentioned.
It's beautiful.
See at PD "yammering" is a compound word with quite an upsetting definition.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 25, 2015, 10:28:48 PM
See at PD "yammering" is a compound word with quite an upsetting definition.
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