We are THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY, an East Coast, eclectic, genre bending band based in Roanoke, VA ..... check us out
http://www.thediscordiansociety.com
Dude...
Chill.
It's sounding like you're spamming all discordian sites because of your band name.
Hint:
1. Establish yourself at a site, and post content other than "I'm in a band!"
2. After people like you, then say you're in a band.
Otherwise, you sound like just another marketing asshole, betting on the chance we'll buy/like you band just because it has "Discordian" in the title.
Ok, and another thing:
I don't know how you can say your post-Phish guitar wank Hippie noodling can be said to be in any way "Discordian". There is no strife, no chaos, and certainly no Discord.
In fact, your entire act sounds as bland and as tame as a Edie Brickell's back up band. Stop taking our Goddess' name in vain.
Zang...
Quote from: LMNO on August 17, 2006, 07:09:45 PM
Ok, and another thing:
I don't know how you can say your post-Phish guitar wank Hippie noodling can be said to be in any way "Discordian". There is no strife, no chaos, and certainly no Discord.
In fact, your entire act sounds as bland and as tame as a Edie Brickell's back up band. Stop taking our Goddess' name in vain.
wow ..... you sound like a Christian Fanatic ..... guess me going against the "rules" of "discordianism" makes me pretty discordant ..... and another thing Law 5: Don't believe anything you read INCLUDING THIS .....
LMNO's not a bad guy, he's just reeaally bitchy sometimes.
He does have a point though, we'd like to get to know you before you try and plug your band. :|
Quote from: davznothere on August 18, 2006, 07:39:15 AM
Quote from: LMNO on August 17, 2006, 07:09:45 PM
Ok, and another thing:
I don't know how you can say your post-Phish guitar wank Hippie noodling can be said to be in any way "Discordian". There is no strife, no chaos, and certainly no Discord.
In fact, your entire act sounds as bland and as tame as a Edie Brickell's back up band. Stop taking our Goddess' name in vain.
wow ..... you sound like a Christian Fanatic ..... guess me going against the "rules" of "discordianism" makes me pretty discordant ..... and another thing Law 5: Don't believe anything you read INCLUDING THIS .....
Like, um, LAIL, and stuff.
Hint: Another discordant thing to do that is also against the rules is: CHILD MOLESTATION.
-toa,
knows you're a pedo
I doubt davs has been around to know what "Lailsauce", "HIMEOBS", or even, for that matter, that most of the major personalities here aren't very easygoing.
I'm afraid that hazing him won't make you very cool.
Quote from: Felix Mackay on August 18, 2006, 08:42:17 AM
I doubt davs has been around to know what "Lailsauce", "HIMEOBS", or even, for that matter, that most of the major personalities here aren't very easygoing.
I'm afraid that hazing him won't make you very cool.
Who cares about cool?
-toa,
easy-going, just obnoxious at times
Quote from: davznothere on August 18, 2006, 07:39:15 AM
Quote from: LMNO on August 17, 2006, 07:09:45 PM
Ok, and another thing:
I don't know how you can say your post-Phish guitar wank Hippie noodling can be said to be in any way "Discordian".  There is no strife, no chaos, and certainly no Discord.
In fact, your entire act sounds as bland and as tame as a Edie Brickell's back up band.  Stop taking our Goddess' name in vain.
wow ..... you sound like a Christian Fanatic ..... guess me going against the "rules" of "discordianism" makes me pretty discordant ..... and another thing Law 5: Don't believe anything you read INCLUDING THIS .....
Dude, gospel music is more Discordian than your stuff.
And we both know there are no "rules" in Discordia. It's apparent that you're of the "shiny happy chaos bunnys with fluffy pink chaos eveywhere" school of Discordia.
You got plenty of Hodge, but where's the Podge?
Quote from: LMNO on August 18, 2006, 03:45:15 PM
Quote from: davznothere on August 18, 2006, 07:39:15 AM
Quote from: LMNO on August 17, 2006, 07:09:45 PM
Ok, and another thing:
I don't know how you can say your post-Phish guitar wank Hippie noodling can be said to be in any way "Discordian". There is no strife, no chaos, and certainly no Discord.
In fact, your entire act sounds as bland and as tame as a Edie Brickell's back up band. Stop taking our Goddess' name in vain.
wow ..... you sound like a Christian Fanatic ..... guess me going against the "rules" of "discordianism" makes me pretty discordant ..... and another thing Law 5: Don't believe anything you read INCLUDING THIS .....
Dude, gospel music is more Discordian than your stuff.
And we both know there are no "rules" in Discordia. It's apparent that you're of the "shiny happy chaos bunnys with fluffy pink chaos eveywhere" school of Discordia.
You got plenty of Hodge, but where's the Podge?
I got your Podge right here, Man-Scum!!
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Blockpage.
DNT my company's firewall.
LMNO
-Tongue firmly in cheek.
Quote from: LMNO on August 18, 2006, 05:53:27 PM
Blockpage.
DNT my company's firewall.
LMNO
-Tongue firmly in cheek.
Edit:
Oh. My bad.
Quote from: LMNO on August 18, 2006, 03:45:15 PM
Quote from: davznothere on August 18, 2006, 07:39:15 AM
Quote from: LMNO on August 17, 2006, 07:09:45 PM
Ok, and another thing:
I don't know how you can say your post-Phish guitar wank Hippie noodling can be said to be in any way "Discordian". There is no strife, no chaos, and certainly no Discord.
In fact, your entire act sounds as bland and as tame as a Edie Brickell's back up band. Stop taking our Goddess' name in vain.
wow ..... you sound like a Christian Fanatic ..... guess me going against the "rules" of "discordianism" makes me pretty discordant ..... and another thing Law 5: Don't believe anything you read INCLUDING THIS .....
Dude, gospel music is more Discordian than your stuff.
And we both know there are no "rules" in Discordia. It's apparent that you're of the "shiny happy chaos bunnys with fluffy pink chaos eveywhere" school of Discordia.
You got plenty of Hodge, but where's the Podge?
looks like yer world's been pretty shook up there mr. up in arms because of what the fuck ever ..... and wtf is a chaos bunny ...... that from some weird beastie from some RPG you play in yer moms basement ..... you don't have to like the music ..... and you don't have to like me ..... in fact you don't have to like anything ..... sounds like yer fairly miserable over there ..... care for some pink lemonade (cause my friend has syphillis and it makes his pee that color and you sound thirsty ..... for anything .....)
Quote from: davznothere on August 17, 2006, 05:01:43 PM
We are THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY, an East Coast, eclectic, genre bending band based in Roanoke, VA ..... check us out
http://www.thediscordiansociety.com
Man, this music is AWESOME!
Hail Eris!
Quote from: davznothere on August 18, 2006, 06:32:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 18, 2006, 03:45:15 PM
Quote from: davznothere on August 18, 2006, 07:39:15 AM
Quote from: LMNO on August 17, 2006, 07:09:45 PM
Ok, and another thing:
I don't know how you can say your post-Phish guitar wank Hippie noodling can be said to be in any way "Discordian".  There is no strife, no chaos, and certainly no Discord.
In fact, your entire act sounds as bland and as tame as a Edie Brickell's back up band.  Stop taking our Goddess' name in vain.
wow ..... you sound like a Christian Fanatic ..... guess me going against the "rules" of "discordianism" makes me pretty discordant ..... and another thing Law 5: Don't believe anything you read INCLUDING THIS .....
Dude, gospel music is more Discordian than your stuff.
And we both know there are no "rules" in Discordia.  It's apparent that you're of the "shiny happy chaos bunnys with fluffy pink chaos eveywhere" school of Discordia.
You got plenty of Hodge, but where's the Podge?
looks like yer world's been pretty shook up there mr. up in arms because of what the fuck ever ..... and wtf is a chaos bunny ...... that from some weird beastie from some RPG you play in yer moms basement ..... you don't have to like the music ..... and you don't have to like me  ..... in fact you don't have to like anything ..... sounds like yer fairly miserable over there ..... care for some pink lemonade (cause my friend has syphillis and it makes his pee that color and you sound thirsty ..... for anything .....)
 
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
..... / sigh
:lol: Welcome to PD.com! :lol:
Wasted effort, davs. You might become popular with more of us if you do more than plug your band. Come, stay a while. Relax, but keep your shoes on (the road to enlightenment is like unto a forum's floor covered in broken glass...needles, etc) Make a few smart comments, we'll warm up.
Can we just NOT scare a few people off? There ought to be a quota. :x
Quote from: Felix Mackay on August 19, 2006, 08:01:45 AM
Wasted effort, davs. You might become popular with more of us if you do more than plug your band. Come, stay a while. Relax, but keep your shoes on (the road to enlightenment is like unto a forum's floor covered in broken glass...needles, etc) Make a few smart comments, we'll warm up.
Can we just NOT scare a few people off? There ought to be a quota. :x
Or some kind of grace period, where we let them make so many posts before trashing on them...
-toa,
accidentally broke the 50 post rule...
Yeah, what the hell happened to that, eh? Suspended for the duration of this farce. :-(
Quote from: the other anonymous on August 19, 2006, 08:06:48 AM
Quote from: Felix Mackay on August 19, 2006, 08:01:45 AM
Wasted effort, davs. You might become popular with more of us if you do more than plug your band. Come, stay a while. Relax, but keep your shoes on (the road to enlightenment is like unto a forum's floor covered in broken glass...needles, etc) Make a few smart comments, we'll warm up.
Can we just NOT scare a few people off? There ought to be a quota. :x
Or some kind of grace period, where we let them make so many posts before trashing on them...
-toa,
accidentally broke the 50 post rule...
bah i can take it ..... what you folks think yer the first to bash me ..... pffft ..... i've been bashed people whom i've known longer and that i actually care about ..... besides i can dish it as well ..... and besides spaming yer band in a forum is like bumming a cigarette as a pick up line ..... not always classy but a sure fire ice breaker .....
Good enough.
Hint: Being a bit of an asshole is more or less respected here. :-) It's just what you get with a forum dedicated to irascible sockfuckers.
If I didn't knoa any better, I'd think yuo were talking about FFC...
Quote from: davznothere on August 19, 2006, 10:31:14 AM
Quote from: the other anonymous on August 19, 2006, 08:06:48 AM
Quote from: Felix Mackay on August 19, 2006, 08:01:45 AM
Wasted effort, davs. You might become popular with more of us if you do more than plug your band. Come, stay a while. Relax, but keep your shoes on (the road to enlightenment is like unto a forum's floor covered in broken glass...needles, etc) Make a few smart comments, we'll warm up.
Can we just NOT scare a few people off? There ought to be a quota. :x
Or some kind of grace period, where we let them make so many posts before trashing on them...
-toa,
accidentally broke the 50 post rule...
bah i can take it ..... what you folks think yer the first to bash me ..... pffft ..... i've been bashed people whom i've known longer and that i actually care about ..... besides i can dish it as well ..... and besides spaming yer band in a forum is like bumming a cigarette as a pick up line ..... not always classy but a sure fire ice breaker .....
SRSLY
I AM A BIG FAN DO YUO HAVE GROUPIES? WHEN IS TEH EP COMING OUT?
SRSLY
Quote from: LHX on August 19, 2006, 02:32:13 PM
Quote from: davznothere on August 19, 2006, 10:31:14 AM
Quote from: the other anonymous on August 19, 2006, 08:06:48 AM
Quote from: Felix Mackay on August 19, 2006, 08:01:45 AM
Wasted effort, davs. You might become popular with more of us if you do more than plug your band. Come, stay a while. Relax, but keep your shoes on (the road to enlightenment is like unto a forum's floor covered in broken glass...needles, etc) Make a few smart comments, we'll warm up.
Can we just NOT scare a few people off? There ought to be a quota. :x
Or some kind of grace period, where we let them make so many posts before trashing on them...
nope no groupies ..... that seems almost funny ..... we have one EP out now "Rise of the Molecule" and we're working on the 2nd now "Quality Control" and expect it should be done by spring if not earlier
-toa,
accidentally broke the 50 post rule...
bah i can take it ..... what you folks think yer the first to bash me ..... pffft ..... i've been bashed people whom i've known longer and that i actually care about ..... besides i can dish it as well ..... and besides spaming yer band in a forum is like bumming a cigarette as a pick up line ..... not always classy but a sure fire ice breaker .....
SRSLY
I AM A BIG FAN DO YUO HAVE GROUPIES? WHEN IS TEH EP COMING OUT?
SRSLY
Quote from: davznothere on August 19, 2006, 10:31:14 AM
Quote from: the other anonymous on August 19, 2006, 08:06:48 AM
Quote from: Felix Mackay on August 19, 2006, 08:01:45 AM
Wasted effort, davs.  You might become popular with more of us if you do more than plug your band.  Come, stay a while.  Relax, but keep your shoes on (the road to enlightenment is like unto a forum's floor covered in broken glass...needles, etc)  Make a few smart comments, we'll warm up.
Can we just NOT scare a few people off?  There ought to be a quota.  :x
Or some kind of grace period, where we let them make so many posts before trashing on them...
-toa,
accidentally broke the 50 post rule...
bah i can take it ..... what you folks think yer the first to bash me ..... pffft ..... i've been bashed people whom i've known longer and that i actually care about ..... besides i can dish it as well ..... and besides spaming yer band in a forum is like bumming a cigarette as a pick up line ..... not always classy but a sure fire ice breaker ..... 
Ok.
Srsly.
Tell me your views on Discordia, and how she figures into your music.
LMNO
-Musician/Engineer/Producer/Erisian
well since ya asked i'll give ya the nut shell ..... i have no views on Discordian and she barely fits into my music (except those songs in which i actually sing about her, like The Worship Song) ..... i'm also relatively fluent in some Chaos theories and Quantum physics/mechanics ..... talk about great chaotic things people just make up off the top of their head ..... but if you think i'm some silly fool who goes around being like Eris this, Eris that, well all my Erisian books sit in the bathroom and have long lost their covers ..... besides ..... being the Avatar of Eris is the biggest pain in the ass a deity has ever given me (and i've spoken with the majority of them) ..... she musta been drunk cause i'm sure there are better qualified discordians like Robert Anton Wilson or some one but i got the job so now i have to do it ..... if ya don't like it you suck poop through a straw .....
ok now do something discordian.
and make it spontaneous
Quote from: davznothere on August 22, 2006, 05:35:28 PM
..... i have no views on Discordian and she barely fits into my music (except those songs in which i actually sing about her, like The Worship Song)
So why the hell are you pimping your band here? :?
also, please to be noting that System of a Down are neither hardcore or punk.
because of the band's name of course!
so maybe we should then pimp this forum at a doormat collectors forum ..
because a doormat is "no exit" get it
(wait .. actually it can be .. well never mind)
Oh yeah of course. Because he thinks most people on this forum will see the word 'Discordian' and shout 23PINEALZOMG!!! and download his stuff and buy his albums. I'm glad he's doing his homework.
Just a word of advice mr. daveyznothere, srsly, you might as well join the discourse and forget pimping the band for awhile. You're going to get a lot further that way. You also might want to check out some of the writings in the 'Or Kill Me' section to find out what this place is, or was, really, all about.
Oh, and also, dead horses don't buy albums.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 22, 2006, 06:11:47 PM
Quote from: davznothere on August 22, 2006, 05:35:28 PM
..... i have no views on Discordian and she barely fits into my music (except those songs in which i actually sing about her, like The Worship Song)
So why the hell are you pimping your band here?   :?
See, that's what I was wondering...
Quote from: LMNO on August 17, 2006, 07:09:45 PM
Ok, and another thing:
I don't know how you can say your post-Phish guitar wank Hippie noodling can be said to be in any way "Discordian".  There is no strife, no chaos, and certainly no Discord.
In fact, your entire act sounds as bland and as tame as a Edie Brickell's back up band.  Stop taking our Goddess' name in vain.
[quietly takes 'Pope T and the Mangrooves demo CD out of LMNO's car]
[saunters away]
[suspicious whistling]
:lol:
YAY ..... gods do i love to stir the pot ..... HAIL ERIS MOTHERFUCKERS :-D
actually ..... i have lots of discordian views and i consider myself to be one HELL of a PRANKSTER ..... i just wanted to fuck w/ ya'll ..... cause i can ..... my main thing is this though ..... i just don't take Discordianism to seriously (or any religion/politics for that matter) ..... i mean it's a spoof religion written by two silly fops and xeroxed in a legal office it's first printing ..... (or maybe thats just some silly urban legend) and i love some good sillyness and hope to actually add 20-30 pages to Principia someday ..... anyway ..... i remember the first copy of Principia Discordia that i owned ..... i had just moved to Roanoke, VA and the people i met here stuffed me full of Illuminati Trilogy untill my brain was swelling ..... so one night with about 16 hits of LSD in me i went for a walk in downtown Roanoke ..... i had thought that R.A.W and Shea had just made the damned book up as part of the Trilogy ..... so there i was triping face and walking into my friends gaming shop (yes i'm a geek) and i look to my left ..... and lo and behold amid the whitewolf books and melting walls was Principia i nearly shat myself and it was a moment of epiphany ..... it was for sale for $14.99 ..... i had $15 in my pocket ..... when TDS was first formed the original Guit. player wanted to call us The Evil Genius' for a Better Tomorrow but when he found out it was already taken i suggested what i thought would be a great name .....
nope, we've seen that approach as well. nice try, but no.
please feel welcome to try one of our other many fine threads.
Quote from: triple zero on August 22, 2006, 05:46:44 PM
ok now do something discordian.
and make it spontaneous
ok ..... so tell me how i get the rabbit OUT of my ass .....
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 22, 2006, 06:18:22 PM
also, please to be noting that System of a Down are neither hardcore or punk.
nope they sit safely in their own genre
that's not what you have on your band bio.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 22, 2006, 06:45:54 PM
Oh yeah of course. Because he thinks most people on this forum will see the word 'Discordian' and shout 23PINEALZOMG!!! and download his stuff and buy his albums. I'm glad he's doing his homework.
Just a word of advice mr. daveyznothere, srsly, you might as well join the discourse and forget pimping the band for awhile. You're going to get a lot further that way. You also might want to check out some of the writings in the 'Or Kill Me' section to find out what this place is, or was, really, all about.
Oh, and also, dead horses don't buy albums.
i'm pretty sure i only mentioned my band in this thread 2 - 3 times ..... other than that i think i have joined the discourse ..... i've just yet to post anywhere else ..... but fear not my faithless friend ..... the Avatar of Eris is here and will shit words of wiseassness all over yer grubby little hands ..... and you will pray
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 23, 2006, 05:27:16 PM
that's not what you have on your band bio.
did i misplace them ? i will check and remedy
Then lettuce spray, for the most holee salad has wot been toss'd.
Quote from: Felix Mackay on August 23, 2006, 06:53:04 PM
Then lettuce spray, for the most holee salad has wot been toss'd.
just the thought makes my sphincter quiver in lewd anticipation
Quote from: davznothere on August 23, 2006, 07:16:21 PM
Quote from: Felix Mackay on August 23, 2006, 06:53:04 PM
Then lettuce spray, for the most holee salad has wot been toss'd.
just the thought makes my sphincter quiver in lewd anticipation
Oh, gross.
Quote from: davznothere on August 17, 2006, 05:01:43 PM
We are THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY, an East Coast, eclectic, genre bending band based in Roanoke, VA ..... check us out
http://www.thediscordiansociety.com
About 5 months ago, I randomly searched "Discordian" and your page on some music downloading service showed up. I downloaded the song that was free, and I have to admit, I didn't like it very much. It was "Words". It just made me bored and feeling like listening to Bitches Brew.
I think the problem is is that it's just not very compelling. Perhaps you've changed, perhaps you haven't.
Quote from: davznothere on August 23, 2006, 05:20:35 PM
Quote from: triple zero on August 22, 2006, 05:46:44 PM
ok now do something discordian.
and make it spontaneous
ok ..... so tell me how i get the rabbit OUT of my ass .....
..try slightly more spontaneous and without the rabbit.
His quivering sphincter comment showed potential.
Quote from: The Littlest Ubermensch on August 24, 2006, 12:46:11 AMAbout 5 months ago, I randomly searched "Discordian" and your page on some music downloading service showed up.
a few years ago i randomly searched for "mindfuck" on AudioGalaxy, it came up with Takkyu Ishino and Babyland. both not too bad.
I HAVE A BLOCK OF GOUDA IN MY PANTS!
THIS POST IS WITTY AND ORIGINAL!
WHERE IS MY PRIZE?
:? :cry: :?
Quote from: putz on August 24, 2006, 11:32:08 AM
I HAVE A BLOCK OF GOUDA IN MY PANTS!
THIS POST IS WITTY AND ORIGINAL!
WHERE IS MY PRIZE?
:? :cry: :?
is that smoked gouda ..... or just regular gouda ? ..... cause if it's smoked you need to drop a pint of guiness down yer pants ..... it goes great with smoked gouda
MY WATERGUN IS EMPTY!
MY WATERGUN IS EMPTY!
MY WATERGUN IS EMPTY!
AGONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
FETCH ME MY SLIPPERS!!
DFHCKHGGHFDYGCVUFYVG???
I'M SORRY MISTA NOODLE I SEEM TO HAVE STOLEN FROM YOU!
(http://drawings.love.ecards.free.fr/ulybka-art/images/sorry-2.jpg)
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Quote from: LMNO on August 17, 2006, 07:09:45 PM
Ok, and another thing:
I don't know how you can say your post-Phish guitar wank Hippie noodling can be said to be in any way "Discordian". There is no strife, no chaos, and certainly no Discord.
In fact, your entire act sounds as bland and as tame as a Edie Brickell's back up band. Stop taking our Goddess' name in vain.
I am working on the PD top 10 brutal moments, and this is one of them.
Quote from: Jasper on August 18, 2006, 08:34:15 AM
LMNO's not a bad guy, he's just reeaally bitchy sometimes.
Narrator: But LMNO was
the bad guy.
altho I bet LMNO feels pretty silly now that The Discordian Society just won its third Grammy
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on February 03, 2020, 09:05:15 PM
altho I bet LMNO feels pretty silly now that The Discordian Society just won its third Grammy
No, Billy Eilish (sp?) won all that.
This reality is WORSE than LMNO's worst nightmares.
In an exiting plot twist, I like the Billie Eilish record.
Not sure the academy was right in giving her ALL the Grammys, though.